Sswilighy
11-12-2022, 08:09 AM
Boys, beef noodle bro here. I got bored watching the world cup in +1000000 extra time....
We're wrapping this year up...time to do the yearly awards. I'm going to set it up typical review fashion and adding some extra.
Rules: must of been on roster in 2022 (this isn't an "all times list")
Best Face: Koharu @ GE. If you were lucky enough to see her. Stayed minimal time. Could be mistaken for legit J pop idol. Unfortunately, because she was super pretty her service went subpair as time rolled on, just got banged non stop unfortunately working those crazy GE hours. Didn't even have time to eat etc.
Best Body: K Lemon @ GE. Leggy, height (175?), measurements, tits (albeit a bit fake). Whilst face wasn't there she had the body of a K pop idol for sure. Standing doggy was the absolute highlight.
Best Service: J Asahi @ GE. Jap PSE is rare, english fantastic, and the funniest girl I have met when punting. Best quote:"Is reception gay? I walk in my underwear to get water, they tell me to put my clothes on." (whilst mimicking tip toe-ing).
Special mention to 5th dimension girl at GC......you are HOF-er
Best Overall: Not nominating one, unfortunately still on the roster and as soon as I post i probably wont ever get to see her again. But feel free to nominate your own!
My wishes for 2023 for all the shops who probably will see this post:
1. I think for all punters we would have to say, let the girls have a decent lunch/break sometimes. Letting them punt less 1 - 2 times a day really going to lift the service levels and for their overall health. You just cant let them survive on biscuits for a 10 hour day etc. Even IF they don't want breaks, you should probably enforce the rule.....
2. Photos/PS magic/using totally different photos.....i get privacy, just hide the face, hide the eyes - do what you need to do to protect them but legit sometimes the photos are of a totally different girl. It ruins your reputation pretty much. Beef bros know I have actually now banned TWO shops now because of this and i will never return pretty much. Beef bros laughing because I did this whale once because of wrong photos.....she was so fat i thought i was going to get morphed into her body and we'll become a single entity....i also questioned my life when she asked me if i wanted to eat some uber eats mid punt...ffs...
3. Kyoto206 - fix your website. Is it hamster on wheels running the server? You make enough money to fix the website. I really can't even be bothered browsing your roster anymore.
Hope you guys had an awesome 2022 and looking forward to 2023!
We're wrapping this year up...time to do the yearly awards. I'm going to set it up typical review fashion and adding some extra.
Rules: must of been on roster in 2022 (this isn't an "all times list")
Best Face: Koharu @ GE. If you were lucky enough to see her. Stayed minimal time. Could be mistaken for legit J pop idol. Unfortunately, because she was super pretty her service went subpair as time rolled on, just got banged non stop unfortunately working those crazy GE hours. Didn't even have time to eat etc.
Best Body: K Lemon @ GE. Leggy, height (175?), measurements, tits (albeit a bit fake). Whilst face wasn't there she had the body of a K pop idol for sure. Standing doggy was the absolute highlight.
Best Service: J Asahi @ GE. Jap PSE is rare, english fantastic, and the funniest girl I have met when punting. Best quote:"Is reception gay? I walk in my underwear to get water, they tell me to put my clothes on." (whilst mimicking tip toe-ing).
Special mention to 5th dimension girl at GC......you are HOF-er
Best Overall: Not nominating one, unfortunately still on the roster and as soon as I post i probably wont ever get to see her again. But feel free to nominate your own!
My wishes for 2023 for all the shops who probably will see this post:
1. I think for all punters we would have to say, let the girls have a decent lunch/break sometimes. Letting them punt less 1 - 2 times a day really going to lift the service levels and for their overall health. You just cant let them survive on biscuits for a 10 hour day etc. Even IF they don't want breaks, you should probably enforce the rule.....
2. Photos/PS magic/using totally different photos.....i get privacy, just hide the face, hide the eyes - do what you need to do to protect them but legit sometimes the photos are of a totally different girl. It ruins your reputation pretty much. Beef bros know I have actually now banned TWO shops now because of this and i will never return pretty much. Beef bros laughing because I did this whale once because of wrong photos.....she was so fat i thought i was going to get morphed into her body and we'll become a single entity....i also questioned my life when she asked me if i wanted to eat some uber eats mid punt...ffs...
3. Kyoto206 - fix your website. Is it hamster on wheels running the server? You make enough money to fix the website. I really can't even be bothered browsing your roster anymore.
Hope you guys had an awesome 2022 and looking forward to 2023!