Asking for a friend

[kingsliar]

anyone know brothel for women or some sort? thinking i might sell myself knowing how high living cost rn

[OLD SNAKE]

So your so call friends who is really you, due to the high cost of living wants to become Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo

You can google Male Escorts and find a number of sites and agencies or you can be an independent and advertise yourself on sites like locanto and escort and babes
if you are independent you will need a sex studio, it has to be in a location close to the money, poor women only cheat, rich women pay for a service.

Service what kind of service are you going to provide, i suggest you go do a massage course, and educate yourself in the art of love making, manners and conversation, as this is very important to your clients,
Presentation is important because you are selling yourself as the merchandise, yes you will become a piece of meat, but you want to be the best cut, Japanese wagyu
so go to the gym, get a six pack, cardio is more important than bulk, get a professional haircut, not a mullet, get your teeth fixed and whiten,

but the most important part is your sexual health so always use protection,

[tkicks]

Also very important that you learn to love cock as 97% of the male escort business revenue is derived from male customers

[OLD SNAKE]

Also very important that you learn to love cock as 97% of the male escort business revenue is derived from male customers

yes you better learn how to be a giver and a receiver

[acfbkup1]

Also very important that you learn to love cock as 97% of the male escort business revenue is derived from male customers
Yikes.. wondering if any male customer s gon be interested in my late 40 buthole:-(

[andrewv]

anyone know brothel for women or some sort? thinking i might sell myself knowing how high living cost rn

I knew a fitness fanatic mid-30's male who ended up becoming a private "escort" for women when he lost his corporate job. I asked him how it went and he said that many women contacted him and most were a result of word-of-mouth referrals by his regular customers. However, he needed to take Viagra before every booking because most of these women were unattractive in his eyes!!! Most were 45+ and not in great shape.

You can certainly do it and earn a bit of cash, but it sounds like you'd have to be the kind of guy that is ready to get aroused regardless of what the customers look like. I would personally have a huge problem doing this job.

[Axeman123]

I knew a fitness fanatic mid-30's male who ended up becoming a private "escort" for women when he lost his corporate job. I asked him how it went and he said that many women contacted him and most were a result of word-of-mouth referrals by his regular customers. However, he needed to take Viagra before every booking because most of these women were unattractive in his eyes!!! Most were 45+ and not in great shape.

You can certainly do it and earn a bit of cash, but it sounds like you'd have to be the kind of guy that is ready to get aroused regardless of what the customers look like. I would personally have a huge problem doing this job. Welcome to the world of the Working Girl. Puts it all into perspective doesn't it. Two sides to every negative review.

[rooter]

Realistically, most female clients will be fat middle aged unattractive ladies with saggy boobs, loose cunts, cellulite etc and you will have to lick their shriveled smelly dry old cunt.
Every now and then you might get really lucky and score a 25-35yo young slim hot professional who just wants no strings attached sex.
But 95% of the time it will be middle aged average or less than average overweight unattractive women.
But this is the nature of the job.
It was what young hot WLs put up with every day - middle aged men (or worst still old men over 60yo) with beer guts and man boobs and wrinkled skin and old man smell, and who expect and demand a GFE even though the WL sees them as more like a creepy uncle or dirty old grandpa than a boyfriend.

[wilisno]

Realistically, most female clients will be fat middle aged unattractive ladies with saggy boobs, loose cunts, cellulite etc and you will have to lick their shriveled smelly dry old cunt.
Every now and then you might get really lucky and score a 25-35yo young slim hot professional who just wants no strings attached sex.
But 95% of the time it will be middle aged average or less than average overweight unattractive women.
But this is the nature of the job.
It was what young hot WLs put up with every day - middle aged men (or worst still old men over 60yo) with beer guts and man boobs and wrinkled skin and old man smell, and who expect and demand a GFE even though the WL sees them as more like a creepy uncle or dirty old grandpa than a boyfriend.

And then trash them on the forum if they don’t don’t feel the love. Not an easy job !

[Axeman123]

Realistically, most female clients will be fat middle aged unattractive ladies with saggy boobs, loose cunts, cellulite etc and you will have to lick their shriveled smelly dry old cunt.
Every now and then you might get really lucky and score a 25-35yo young slim hot professional who just wants no strings attached sex.
But 95% of the time it will be middle aged average or less than average overweight unattractive women.
But this is the nature of the job.
It was what young hot WLs put up with every day - middle aged men (or worst still old men over 60yo) with beer guts and man boobs and wrinkled skin and old man smell, and who expect and demand a GFE even though the WL sees them as more like a creepy uncle or dirty old grandpa than a boyfriend. Dry old cunts that even their husbands can't stomach. Saggy boobs, cellulite etc thank fuck for female menopause. Man's" get out of jail" card. Thank more fuck for cash obsessed young hookers. And the wheel keeps turning!

[rooter]

And then trash them on the forum if they don’t don’t feel the love. Not an easy job !
Very true bro. Very true.

[keebab]

For perspective, you'll be responsible for getting it up for the ladies who CAN'T pick up at their local.

[Soton]

It was what young hot WLs put up with every day - middle aged men (or worst still old men over 60yo) with beer guts and man boobs and wrinkled skin and old man smell, and who expect and demand a GFE even though the WL sees them as more like a creepy uncle or dirty old grandpa than a boyfriend.
No wonder I hook up with these young hot wls so often.
Only 59 skin as smooth as a babies bum ,no beer gut, small man boobs...I like chicken...soz....
Impeccable gentleman. Longish fat cock
Loooong fat turbo charged 👅

😂

[wilisno]

For perspective, you'll be responsible for getting it up for the ladies who CAN'T pick up at their local.

Or he’ll find a review somewhere that reads : Avoid, avoid, that fucking prick couldn’t even get it up, what a waste of my time and my hard earned money…

[andrewv]

Welcome to the world of the Working Girl. Puts it all into perspective doesn't it. Two sides to every negative review.

You're very right, Axeman123. Most (but not all) of us punters must seem unattractive to the Working Girls we pay.

It brings to mind the other issue which makes me roll my eyes, when some punters here write how they arouse and excite WL's during their sessions and how these girls love it and reach orgasm!!! How we men pretend that a girl that services 10 or more other men every day is really excited to see us in particular -- other than to get $$$$.

Personally, I find that if/when a WL moans during a session, my brain immediately thinks "she is faking it to speed up the process". Not blaming the girls but stating the reality of the transaction. And finally, when some punters complain about how some girls don't want to kiss them, they're not glad not to be kissing a girl that sucked a few other guys cocks earlier that very day.

[Axeman123]

You're very right, Axeman123. Most (but not all) of us punters must seem unattractive to the Working Girls we pay.

It brings to mind the other issue which makes me roll my eyes, when some punters here write how they arouse and excite WL's during their sessions and how these girls love it and reach orgasm!!! How we men pretend that a girl that services 10 or more other men every day is really excited to see us in particular -- other than to get $$$$.

Personally, I find that if/when a WL moans during a session, my brain immediately thinks "she is faking it to speed up the process". Not blaming the girls but stating the reality of the transaction. And finally, when some punters complain about how some girls don't want to kiss them, they're not glad not to be kissing a girl that sucked a few other guys cocks earlier that very day. Whole heartily agree on all counts. For any of the married or connected punters here , if we are to be honest we know only too well the minefield that is the female mind especially sexually. But for the good of everyone you learn to roll with it. I think in a lot of cases (negative reviews) it's the feeling of rejection that inspires some of the comments. Once again coming from a place where that knowledge of female thinking and understanding hasn't been experienced.
That's how I've learnt to enjoy punting. P.S. I hope I make sense.

[ditchtheboss]

Whole heartily agree on all counts. For any of the married or connected punters here , if we are to be honest we know only too well the minefield that is the female mind especially sexually. But for the good of everyone you learn to roll with it. I think in a lot of cases (negative reviews) it's the feeling of rejection that inspires some of the comments. Once again coming from a place where that knowledge of female thinking and understanding hasn't been experienced.
That's how I've learnt to enjoy punting. P.S. I hope I make sense.

Couldn’t agree more with both comments. The overwhelming majority of the WLs don’t want to be there and don’t want to fuck us. It may be less difficult for her if we are fit, healthy, smell good and above all treat her with respect.

I have had a few lucky punts where she was actually creaming and where I noticed she didn’t apply the lube because she got wet herself. But these were exceptions with WLs I have known for years and even met socially outside the shop. Would they fuck me without the money? The answer is no, I have no illusions.

Similarly to your views, when I read ARs of how horny someone is or how she enjoys the fuck I just roll my eyes and think they are lunatics or the post is clearly marketing, we all know who does that.

Enjoy your punting and respect the girls.

[kingsliar]

Lmao looks like my friend gonna have a " wonderful " life if he's really trying to do it XD

[kingsliar]

Also very important that you learn to love cock as 97% of the male escort business revenue is derived from male customers

i actually told him about this, especially in australia where gay and lesbians are everywhere.. and it looks like it's reaching to the point that he don't even care about it anymore

[ReginaldBubbles]

In my personal experience all the girls think I'm hot, funny, interesting and an amazing fuck. They come multiple times and the only reason I pay them is to leave.

[Sibon]

Add skill set to your arsenals instead of only sexual service.

There is a young Eastern European male amateur model whom I've photographed. He told me he learned massage through Youtube and he bought a second-hand massage table. He advertised in gay sites for his massage service. He did it topless wearing undie as his gay clients want to touch his young smooth body while he is massaging them. He offered no other sexual service.

His clients came from far and wide in Sydney at $300 an hour. He told me he made enough to pay for his rent in an expensive Eastern suburb. He lived with his girlfriend.

I've heard from an ML there is a Malaysian man who is going around to give massages to MLs and WLs. I think he sometimes exchange his service with the MLs/WLs for half an hour I massage you and the other half you "massage" me. His price is pretty low. Maybe he is not purely into providing massage service.
I don't consider him to be a smart business operator to mix business with pleasure.

[Starved]

https://apple.news/AyHhYypJ9T-2ApttpFdl8Gw

[GoldfishMan]

Tough gig, OP. Really tough. The reality is, when it comes to having sex, women are simply a lot better at it than men are.

Women don't need to maintain an erection. They don't need to like a partner in order to be able to successfully have sex. All they need is some lube.

This is why they can do this job for a living but men rarely can do the same.

Don't be fooled into thinking that "if they can do it, so can I" BS.

[Sibon]

Women don't need to maintain an erection. They don't need to like a partner in order to be able to successfully have sex. All they need is some lube.


I've been in this site for maybe 2 years or so. This is the best I've read here.

[Vincent888]

Realistically, most female clients will be fat middle aged unattractive ladies with saggy boobs, loose cunts, cellulite etc and you will have to lick their shriveled smelly dry old cunt.
Every now and then you might get really lucky and score a 25-35yo young slim hot professional who just wants no strings attached sex.
But 95% of the time it will be middle aged average or less than average overweight unattractive women.
But this is the nature of the job.
It was what young hot WLs put up with every day - middle aged men (or worst still old men over 60yo) with beer guts and man boobs and wrinkled skin and old man smell, and who expect and demand a GFE even though the WL sees them as more like a creepy uncle or dirty old grandpa than a boyfriend.

WOW thats telling it like it is!

It made my dick recede!!!

[Abracadabra]

WOW thats telling it like it is!

It made my dick recede!!!

Yup, mine as well.

Think rooter might have been having a tough day at the time ....

[Vincent888]

Yup, mine as well.

Think rooter might have been having a tough day at the time ....

Perhaps we should root for him or is he capable of doing that for himself?

[Abracadabra]

Perhaps we should root for him or is he capable of doing that for himself?

Rooter is a gentleman and a forum icon....

[Vincent888]

Rooter is a gentleman and a forum icon....

No doubt.

His persona sounds like a mascot.

Here comes Rooter the forum mascot.

I was at sexpo and there was a vibrator called the electro-squirmy-rooter. I bought one for a GF.

I’m thinking I could get jealous if she uses it.

Was Rooter rooting her?

Did Rooter make her cum when I couldn’t?

How did he get his Rooter name?

Is he a good Rooter?

These are important questions.

[Abracadabra]

No doubt.

His persona sounds like a mascot.

Here comes Rooter the forum mascot.

I was at sexpo and there was a vibrator called the electro-squirmy-rooter. I bought one for a GF.

I’m thinking I could get jealous if she uses it.

Was Rooter rooting her?

Did Rooter make her cum when I couldn’t?

How did he get his Rooter name?

Is he a good Rooter?

These are important questions.

Go forth and seek answers my son ...

[Vincent888]

Go forth and seek answers my son ...

I’ve asked the questions, the answers are for the ancient ones, the forumites to give.

[Abracadabra]

I’ve asked the questions, the answers are for the ancient ones, the forumites to give.

Engage the class of 2012....

[Vincent888]

Engage the class of 2012....

I don’t have a “wayback machine”.

[Abracadabra]

I don’t have a “wayback machine”.

Lotta "12ers still active ...

[jedibear]

Don't we all get off at fucking young MLs and WLs who wud be willing to do all that with us?

I dont think too much into it...there is a genre of porn called Grandpafucksteens and Oldje where young starlets are fucked by older men which is popular...

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[Vincent888]

I could star in those films, not a granddad though. No pork belly either.

[jedibear]

I wanna star in Mongerinasia or Creampie Thais [emoji1787]

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[Vincent888]

I wanna star in Mongerinasia or Creampie Thais [emoji1787]

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Anything is a possibility.

Just gotta go through with it.

[xboyx]

Realistically, most female clients will be fat middle aged unattractive ladies with saggy boobs, loose cunts, cellulite etc and you will have to lick their shriveled smelly dry old cunt.
Every now and then you might get really lucky and score a 25-35yo young slim hot professional who just wants no strings attached sex.
But 95% of the time it will be middle aged average or less than average overweight unattractive women.
But this is the nature of the job.


hahah speaking from your own experience?

[Vincent888]

hahah speaking from your own experience?

Maybe he has been well and truly rooted ?