AVOID VIP ASPLEY!

[L.l1989]

I have been going to VIP for years now and have fully stamped countless loyalty cards, however, I will no longer be attended this establishment.
Went in for a 1 hour massage this afternoon, the girl who opened the door looked disinterested and unhappy to be there. This immediately put my on the back foot and made me feel uneasy. I arrived at 1:15pm and was shown to a room. The girl returned about 5mins later and proceeded to give me the worst “massage” I have ever received.
She squeezed my neck with her hands but only used her elbows for the remaining time. Just leaning on 1 and slowly non-descriptively rotating the other, sometimes even just stopping. Not on any pressure points or anything, just stopping.
She only touched my neck, shoulders and calves, no back/arms/hands/thighs/feet etc.
Then after 30mins she says that she is going to get a hot towel. After about 5mins she comes back and asks if I would like some water because the massage was over!
I said that I paid for a full hour and it had only just been 35mins (There are clocks on each room)
The girl was so rude and unprofessional I just grabbed my things and left.
Disgusting behaviour coupled with time theft and the absolute worst massage of my life means I will never return to VIP.

[lashings74]

3rd time posting this … as a new member.

Wonder what shop you own ..??

[VFlowers]

I have been going to VIP for years now and have fully stamped countless loyalty cards, however, I will no longer be attended this establishment.
Went in for a 1 hour massage this afternoon, the girl who opened the door looked disinterested and unhappy to be there. This immediately put my on the back foot and made me feel uneasy. I arrived at 1:15pm and was shown to a room. The girl returned about 5mins later and proceeded to give me the worst “massage” I have ever received.
She squeezed my neck with her hands but only used her elbows for the remaining time. Just leaning on 1 and slowly non-descriptively rotating the other, sometimes even just stopping. Not on any pressure points or anything, just stopping.
She only touched my neck, shoulders and calves, no back/arms/hands/thighs/feet etc.
Then after 30mins she says that she is going to get a hot towel. After about 5mins she comes back and asks if I would like some water because the massage was over!
I said that I paid for a full hour and it had only just been 35mins (There are clocks on each room)
The girl was so rude and unprofessional I just grabbed my things and left.
Disgusting behaviour coupled with time theft and the absolute worst massage of my life means I will never return to VIP.

Supposing this review is about a genuine experience:
So after 'years' of good service, about which I can't recall having read anything from you here, you had one bad experience, and rather than discussing this with the manager who will certainly know you well.....after years of visiting the shop.....and finding a solution, maybe getting some form of compensation, you choose to badmouth the shop and not going there ever again.
This is totally pointless and showing a lack of maturity. The shop manager will most likely not know what happened (unless she reads the forum and is somehow able to identify you, the girl and the session), so unlikely to take any action; we do not know whom you saw, therefore can't avoid the 'bad apple'.
Most of us here know that by and large, VIP is a good shop, in fact one of the best on the north side. I only wish they had a better booking system and published rosters....
I also have to question your motive.

[harry444]

Yep, 3 posts on 3 different threads all badmouthing VIP.

[bradpitt]

Yep, 3 posts on 3 different threads all badmouthing VIP.

who even goes to VIP Massage for the massage?

[Massageloverbris]

Would never go as previously was a morgue.
Stuff on slabs .. no thanks

[harry444]

Well, didn't know that, but I'm not deterred. Promise I won't do dad jokes about being full of stiffs.

[dave.j8811]

Would never go as previously was a morgue.
Stuff on slabs .. no thanks

Explains the ghost blow job I got a week ago.

[Fungus the Bogeyman]

Havent visited yet

[Joeinferno]

who even goes to VIP Massage for the massage?

Pretty much to be fair!

[Herpetelogy]

just avoid Northside altogether

[Herpetology]

Change your name ASAP
Your name is too similar to my name
The North Side have some good shops
You joined 06/07/23
You have not put up posts or comments or information about shops
Then you post this crap
"just avoid Northside altogether"
I am going to speak to my solicitor about you
My Business does not want new members like you degrading the Shops on the North Side
Other shops know about your negative comments with out providing evidence
I am in discussions with other owners some are close friends of mine
Legislation applies for people like you
You have not given feedback or evidence
Moderators have been advised about you negative approach
Herpetology Shop Owner is my name
I joined 2013
You use Herpetelogy with an E
Read this
Other shop owners contacted me as well about you crap

It is very possible for defamatory material posted online to result in significant reputational and financial loss.

[No Pay]

who this talking to hisself ? too funny man !!!

[Rusty Russ]

who this talking to hisself ? too funny man !!!

It’s all in the spelling 2 different people 1 is a shit stirrer who mimics other users user names by changing 1 letter or adding a letter

[joeblow251]

Change your name ASAP
Your name is too similar to my name
The North Side have some good shops
You joined 06/07/23
You have not put up posts or comments or information about shops
Then you post this crap
"just avoid Northside altogether"
I am going to speak to my solicitor about you
My Business does not want new members like you degrading the Shops on the North Side
Other shops know about your negative comments with out providing evidence
I am in discussions with other owners some are close friends of mine
Legislation applies for people like you
You have not given feedback or evidence
Moderators have been advised about you negative approach
Herpetology Shop Owner is my name
I joined 2013
You use Herpetelogy with an E
Read this
Other shop owners contacted me as well about you crap

It is very possible for defamatory material posted online to result in significant reputational and financial loss.

lol - lawyers - hahahahaha - Id be more worried about the illegal activities your shop (and all the others) do before you start throwing stones

[Herpetelogy]

Change your name ASAP
Your name is too similar to my name
The North Side have all bad shops
"just avoid Northside altogether"
I am going to speak to my solicitor about you
Maybe ask him give you a blowjob and then tell you to fuck off.
I am in discussions with other owners some are close friends of mine
Legislation applies for people like you
You have given fake feedback / evidence
Moderators have been advised about you advertising your shops illegally
Herpes Shop Owner
It is very possible for you to get banned for posting free ad about your shops.

[harry444]

You can be pretty sure that Herpetology is an alias of a regular forum contributor, just out to upset Herps. But why? My profiling skills would suggest a mature age retiree (no, not me) with too much spare time.

[VFlowers]

You can be pretty sure that Herpetology is an alias of a regular forum contributor, just out to upset Herps. But why? My profiling skills would suggest a mature age retiree (no, not me) with too much spare time.

This whole forum is turning into a kindergarten.

[VFlowers]

It’s all in the spelling 2 different people 1 is a shit stirrer who mimics other users user names by changing 1 letter or adding a letter

It's actually 3 accounts. There is also one with an A, i.e. HerpetAlogy....

[jimmyp]

You can be pretty sure that Herpetology is an alias of a regular forum contributor, just out to upset Herps. But why? My profiling skills would suggest a mature age retiree (no, not me) with too much spare time.Maybe cricketerinaus, Heisenberg and the Brownwallaby impersonators are making a comeback!

That will bring back memories for the oldies like me!

Sent from my SM-S901E using Tapatalk

[miata]

You can be pretty sure that Herpetology is an alias of a regular forum contributor, just out to upset Herps. But why? My profiling skills would suggest a mature age retiree (no, not me) with too much spare time.

Being at the receiving end myself, I can tell you with high confidence that it's alexchin......miiata.....fi1teredglue....etc

[SmithChips]

lol - lawyers - hahahahaha - Id be more worried about the illegal activities your shop (and all the others) do before you start throwing stones

Agreed - Herpetology, as much as I would rate your shop at the bottom of my list compared to other North side shops, I'd kindly suggest you be cautious. You have advertised your girls on this forum so you won't be able to get away with the ''I didn't know this was happening" excuse.

[carlco777]

This whole forum is turning into a kindergarten.

that is what happens when people don't get good service from WL/ML and have to resort to such activities for their entertainment.

[VFlowers]

that is what happens when people don't get good service from WL/ML and have to resort to such activities for their entertainment.

Are you actually blaming the WL/MLs for the weather, too?

[SmithChips]

that is what happens when people don't get good service from WL/ML and have to resort to such activities for their entertainment.

I don't think the ML/WL service quality directly influence this. Sure, they have dropped heaps over the last couple of years and it's no longer easy to find good service, but that doesn't stop someone initiating others childishly.

Or unless you are saying because Unique Thai Stafford constantly fails to provide good service in his shop, as evident in many people's review on this forum, it has caused people with heaps of time up their sleeve to mimic Herpetology for fun?

[Herpetelogy]

i think what he means is service and quality of ML and WL are so bad that people are venting their pent up sexual frustrations creating profiles and saying shit in here. lol.

[SmithChips]

Well, fair enough, services are shits in general nowadays that's a fact. My past experiences of VIP have been on the positive side, though haven't went for a while. Out of all the north side shops, FG and VIP are the two I would go to.

[jayjays]

Whats the name of the slim darker girl (looks Thai) with the bolt-ons?

[VFlowers]

I think this thread should not be used unless you have reasons to agree with the title - then please provide those.
Otherwise there are other threads to discuss VIP Aspley, the north side or what have you.
Each time someone posts here, the title gets reinforced subconsciously, and I don't think the shop deserves that.
Yes, I am doing it now, too, but hoping to put an end to it.
I wish they had a shop mobile, published rosters and had a more reliable booking system, yes, but most of us know it's still one of the best shops on the north side.
In fact I've been told it's so popular that the owner doesn't see any reason to change anything...

[Herpetology]

I agree VIP is a good shop.
Shop owners do not deserve continual negative comments degrading their Business
Managing and owning a shop requires communication with staff, good rosters and putting on new girls and managing a shop that must be clean and tidy , look good inside Air -con - Showers.
Many girls move on and work at various other shops and change their names.
The owners I know in the North side do not like this continual negative approach on this forum with out good evidence and facts
If you attend a shop and see one girl who you are not happy with DM the owner let them know what happened . Then they will talk to the girls.
Most shops have many girls on roster .
A guy on here attend my shop over 12 months ago and he still post negative comments to Avoid OMG and 70 % staff changed.
Why write negative comments when you attended over 12 months ago ?
Mr Chips

Like Mr Chips posts negative comments when he attended many months ago said all staff are Fat Ugly OMG WTF if you was 2 girls how the hell do you know what all girls look

I think this thread should not be used unless you have reasons to agree with the title - then please provide those.
Otherwise there are other threads to discuss VIP Aspley, the north side or what have you.
Each time someone posts here, the title gets reinforced subconsciously, and I don't think the shop deserves that.
Yes, I am doing it now, too, but hoping to put an end to it.
I wish they had a shop mobile, published rosters and had a more reliable booking system, yes, but most of us know it's still one of the best shops on the north side.
In fact I've been told it's so popular that the owner doesn't see any reason to change anything...

[Herpetology]

Change your name HerpetElogy
Mine is HerpetOlogy . Science , Biology Etc .

[Herpetelogy]

Also, i think if a shop bad, just tell everyone in here

i will avoid Northside shops

[Herpetology]

Stop saying avoid VIP the shop is a good shop with various girls who provide a good service

You Stupid'''''' Idiot posting this shit review with out evidence
'Also, i think if a shop bad, just tell everyone in here
i will avoid Northside shops'
Define BAD? LOL Bad naughty girls ? ' Do Want them ? ask me ? I have- 11 girls -LOL on staff is my shop BAD LOL dick face

Stop using a name very similar to my name for the 5 th time dick
I am a long tern member I think you should fuck off asap
I now understand that you use my name because you are a looser or another owner on the South Side shop
You know I own a shop on the North Side you Dick Head Crazy Idiot
Stop saying 'Avoid North Side'
WTF you Joined 6/07/23 Fake Punter using a name similar to mine
What shops have you attended?
Name them?
Give feedback on girls you saw and the service provided
I know every shop on the North Side and all the owners
Stop this Fake Shit
Who the Hell are you ?
What you post is Fake News
I think you are a sad looser.
My understanding is that long term members who contribute to this forum in a constructive positive manner know you are either a member who is a shop owner or use various names in this forum



Also, i think if a shop bad, just tell everyone in here

i will avoid Northside shops

[miata]

Hey herpes, don't you see the "Banned" below his name? Seems he's not going to annoy you any longer, at least not under this name, he has a few other profiles.

[miiata]

Hey herpes, don't you see the "Banned" below his name? Seems he's not going to annoy you any longer, at least not under this name, he has a few other profiles.