Preparation before seeing a WL

[Alexjo974]

Just curious what you guys would do before go for the fun.

I'd have the pubic hair shaved clean at least the day before the booking, get some mints ready in case of any bad breath. Sure we are paying for service but some basic respect to the WL is required imo

What would you do? Same? More? or less?

[warwick1]

Shit,shower,shave.........

[l337dude]

sort out my pubes (trim), clean my ass, mouthwash.

[ReginaldBubbles]

Tantric breathing exercises

[The Sampler]

Prepare an offering to Slaanesh

[andrewv]

Abstain from ejaculation for 4 days.
Take Viagra 1 hour before arriving.

[Daffy]

Prepare an offering to Slaanesh

This one gets it.

Probably have a wank to warm up an hour or so before I get there. Really depends on if it’s full service or massage though.

[OLD SNAKE]

100% you got to treat it like a date, so good personal hygiene and presentation, as the girls first impressions of you will determine what kind of service you will receive, because no girl wants some fat dirty ugly man touching them, no matter how much you tip them,
last Saturday i parked my GLA 250 Mercedes on site at Lalabells Granville right next to the door and the Mamasan came out and greeted me, and gave the car a complement, and she was very friendly, i think she told all the girls, rich old man is here, haha, because she asked what type of girl you like, instead of the usual only this girl is available,

[itouch]

Preparing enough money in the wallet.

[punther]

prep wallet, take blue or red pill, shower, shit, do hair, drive, chew gum before entering. Then consummate.

[warwick1]

100% you got to treat it like a date, so good personal hygiene and presentation, as the girls first impressions of you will determine what kind of service you will receive, because no girl wants some fat dirty ugly man touching them, no matter how much you tip them,
last Saturday i parked my GLA 250 Mercedes on site at Lalabells Granville right next to the door and the Mamasan came out and greeted me, and gave the car a complement, and she was very friendly, i think she told all the girls, rich old man is here, haha, because she asked what type of girl you like, instead of the usual only this girl is available,

Oh wow, maybe if it was an AMG you would have got the Mamasan....I can see why you're one of Sibon's minions...

[gpav]

It was years ago, but a WL had a stipulation, drink a lot of pineapple juice. Makes your cum taste better.

[bung72]

Abstain from ejaculation for 4 days.
Take Viagra 1 hour before arriving.

I'm with you on the viagra.... but abstaining that long? That's like going out with a loaded gun!

[l337dude]

I'm with you on the viagra.... but abstaining that long? That's like going out with a loaded gun!

At first I read 14 days lol, damn, then I took a closer look it's only 4.

I normally abstain as well, usually for a day or two (I can abstain for longer if I wanted to), but the longest I went was 3 months (no joke) for personal reasons, was a few years ago, it was fukin hard, restless,blue balls etc...the thing I noticed was after around 4 weeks I stopped noticing it and I wasn't as horny (sex drive went down), I just stopped thinking about it, the first 2 weeks were the hardest for sure. When I finally blew the load was out of this world (Peter North who?) :shout:

[andrewv]

100% you got to treat it like a date, so good personal hygiene and presentation, as the girls first impressions of you will determine what kind of service you will receive, because no girl wants some fat dirty ugly man touching them, no matter how much you tip them,
last Saturday i parked my GLA 250 Mercedes on site at Lalabells Granville right next to the door and the Mamasan came out and greeted me, and gave the car a complement, and she was very friendly, i think she told all the girls, rich old man is here, haha, because she asked what type of girl you like, instead of the usual only this girl is available,

WOW! I don't own a Mercedes but Mamasans are always polite and courteous to me. It must be my personal presence that impacts them and not showing off my toys. I bet the next post will be a punter saying the Mamasan noticed his Rolex watch and gave him the prettiest girl in the shop. :question:

[l337dude]

GLA 250 Mercedes

I'm jelly mate, that's why I always park my shitty Toyota a mile away from the shop lol, don't want anyone to find out I'm a sorry-ass poor bugger.

I also wear my cheap digital watch and leave my wallet in the car, the only things in my pocket are condoms and cash :shout:

Having said that...I do take care of my hygiene, clean penis + non-smelly ass crack.

[OLD SNAKE]

WOW! I don't own a Mercedes but Mamasans are always polite and courteous to me. It must be my personal presence that impacts them and not showing off my toys. I bet the next post will be a punter saying the Mamasan noticed his Rolex watch and gave him the prettiest girl in the shop. :question:

Yes she was very polite and courteous, and this is why i became regular, i wouldn't consider my car as a toy as its a daily driver, but it is a step up from all of the previous second hand bombs that constantly broke down that i have owned,

[OLD SNAKE]

Oh wow, maybe if it was an AMG you would have got the Mamasan....I can see why you're one of Sibon's minions...

i was never interested in the AMG, i couldn't deal with the uncomfortable seats especially sitting in Sydney Traffic, and dealing with all the potholes, the Mamasan would of been nice to spend some time with, as we all know most of them are retired ML/WLs themselves, as being one of Sibons minions, i have to respect the guy for giving this forum a bit of entertainment and trying to keep this forum active, with new posts, instead of whinging and complaining about other people why don't you try posting some new and interesting content yourself,

[warwick1]

You call posting absolute delusional BS constantly entertainment, you have a big problem, I will leave the moron alone, I will actually block him again, is that ok with you?? I did have a Benz, sold it and kept my 2002 Commodore and I get great service from one of Jenny's shops....

[chatswood2067]

guys, you better not to shave before punting to avoid any small cuts on skin,
less chance to catch some infections

[Sibon]

Just curious what you guys would do before go for the fun.

I'd have the pubic hair shaved clean at least the day before the booking, get some mints ready in case of any bad breath. Sure we are paying for service but some basic respect to the WL is required imo

What would you do? Same? More? or less?

I burn a stick of jasmine-scented incence, sit cross legged on the floor and meditate and chant to purify my thoughts in preparation of some unmentionable deeds in a parlour's darkened cubicle. All this happens with a background of calming traditional Japanese flute music.

Sometimes I ask for forgiveness and for strength to substain the $200 an hour punt.

When I open my eyes I'm fresh and enlightened becoming a new man for the ML.

[OLD SNAKE]

guys, you better not to shave before punting to avoid any small cuts on skin,
less chance to catch some infections

100%, next time you punt growl her out with a 3 day spiky growth and watch the girl wiggle and worm

[OLD SNAKE]

You call posting absolute delusional BS constantly entertainment, you have a big problem, I will leave the moron alone, I will actually block him again, is that ok with you?? I did have a Benz, sold it and kept my 2002 Commodore and I get great service from one of Jenny's shops....

of course its entertaining, if it wasn't you wouldn't be replying to these types of posts,

[OLD SNAKE]

I'm jelly mate, that's why I always park my shitty Toyota a mile away from the shop lol, don't want anyone to find out I'm a sorry-ass poor bugger.

I also wear my cheap digital watch and leave my wallet in the car, the only things in my pocket are condoms and cash :shout:

Having said that...I do take care of my hygiene, clean penis + non-smelly ass crack.

na don't be Jelly, when i am not in the office, i walk around in cheap comfortable trackies from Kmart, i look more homeless than the homeless, my mate owns a Mustang Celica that belonged to his mother and thats a pretty cool car,

[Alexjo974]

100% you got to treat it like a date, so good personal hygiene and presentation, as the girls first impressions of you will determine what kind of service you will receive, because no girl wants some fat dirty ugly man touching them, no matter how much you tip them,
last Saturday i parked my GLA 250 Mercedes on site at Lalabells Granville right next to the door and the Mamasan came out and greeted me, and gave the car a complement, and she was very friendly, i think she told all the girls, rich old man is here, haha, because she asked what type of girl you like, instead of the usual only this girl is available,

So, rich old man, how old do you need to get to be rich enough to own a GLA 250?

[Alexjo974]

Preparing enough money in the wallet.
Wait, I thought if I'm handsome enough, then I won't need to pay 😆

[Alexjo974]

Tantric breathing exercises
Teach me! I'm a humble student

[warwick1]

So, rich old man, how old do you need to get to be rich enough to own a GLA 250?

Enough to buy tracky dacks from K mart

[GoldfishMan]

I burn a stick of jasmine-scented incence, sit cross legged on the floor and meditate and chant to purify my thoughts in preparation of some unmentionable deeds in a parlour's darkened cubicle. All this happens with a background of calming traditional Japanese flute music.

Sometimes I ask for forgiveness and for strength to substain the $200 an hour punt.

When I open my eyes I'm fresh and enlightened becoming a new man for the ML.
You left out "stick a few needles into my Warwick1 voodoo doll".

[warwick1]

You left out "stick a few needles into my Warwick1 voodoo doll".

97506.......97513.............................

[OLD SNAKE]

So, rich old man, how old do you need to get to be rich enough to own a GLA 250?

its not about age, its about how you manage your finances and what you do to earn your income, but the most important part is before you buy or lease a Mercedes/BMW/Audi is the operational cost associated with it, so expect to pay triple that of a Toyota Corolla

[GoldfishMan]

So, rich old man, how old do you need to get to be rich enough to own a GLA 250?

Old enough to have been able to buy your house with less than $200k.

[OLD SNAKE]

Enough to buy tracky dacks from K mart

100% they are good value for money, who wants to walk around in their business suits on their day off,

[Alexjo974]

At first I read 14 days lol, damn, then I took a closer look it's only 4.

I normally abstain as well, usually for a day or two (I can abstain for longer if I wanted to), but the longest I went was 3 months (no joke) for personal reasons, was a few years ago, it was fukin hard, restless,blue balls etc...the thing I noticed was after around 4 weeks I stopped noticing it and I wasn't as horny (sex drive went down), I just stopped thinking about it, the first 2 weeks were the hardest for sure. When I finally blew the load was out of this world (Peter North who?) :shout:

3 months? How are your penis not leaking cums constantly lol
but that's impressive, I'm not about to try it anytime soon

[Alexjo974]

guys, you better not to shave before punting to avoid any small cuts on skin,
less chance to catch some infections

Maybe a permanent hair removal by laser is better if that's what you suggesting?

[OLD SNAKE]

Old enough to have been able to buy your house with less than $200k.

100% in 1992 the first 2 properties i purchased next to each other where the worse 2 houses in the suburb, and there was no redevelopment in the area at the time, but the rent payed off enough of the mortgage before i was able to refinance and redevelop

[Alexjo974]

I burn a stick of jasmine-scented incence, sit cross legged on the floor and meditate and chant to purify my thoughts in preparation of some unmentionable deeds in a parlour's darkened cubicle. All this happens with a background of calming traditional Japanese flute music.

Sometimes I ask for forgiveness and for strength to substain the $200 an hour punt.

When I open my eyes I'm fresh and enlightened becoming a new man for the ML.

I think you are not joking so I'm gonna do the same 😉

[dotcumdotinyou]

Why would you want to buy a merc bmw or audi, you lose 30% of its value driving it out of the showroom.

[OLD SNAKE]

Why would you want to buy a merc bmw or audi, you lose 30% of its value driving it out of the showroom.

that use to be the case before covid, but they have been maintaining their values over the last 4 years, plus people don't lease or buy these cars as an investment, they use them as a daily driver,

[dotcumdotinyou]

Give it another 12 months and then you'll be losing 40%. And if those idiot greens get their way you'll be losing 90%

[OLD SNAKE]

Give it another 12 months and then you'll be losing 40%. And if those idiot greens get their way you'll be losing 90%

that could be said for all oil based driven vehicles, there is always going to be some sort of contradiction,

[Ghost2hauntU]

that could be said for all oil based driven vehicles, there is always going to be some sort of contradiction,

I prepare as if I’m going out on a date with a cheap slut that I’ll fuck after a drink or two.
So usually shave but not always. I shower, clean up cock and sack and fragrance it too. Pop the V etc and put on my fav fuck jeans, dressy pimp-like shirt and black hooded punting jacket.

Basically I make sure I look and smell good to fuck a whore, as opposed to dressing for a Christian fellowship meeting.

[priapus1966]

I shower, clean up cock and sack and fragrance it too. Pop the V etc and put on my fav fuck jeans, dressy pimp-like shirt and black hooded punting jacket.

Basically I make sure I look and smell good to fuck a whore

Just make sure you never ever put any aftershave or 'spirit' based fragrance on your cock or balls. It might smell good but it tastes horrible!

[Warrabong]

Check wallet balance

[GoldfishMan]

Get cash.

Rewipe the arse.

Time my meal to ensure optimal effects of Viagra.

I also keep an eye on what I eat before the session. No crispy fried foods to avoid getting cuts in my mouth, and no heavy fatty food to ensure optimal effects of Viagra.

I go for a walk around the city to ogle at hotties to get my blood pumping.

Usually at the shop, I go empty my bladder before the session. I'd also be watching some porn on my phone while waiting to get me even more pumped up for a fuck.

[cuteguy]

Wait, I thought if I'm handsome enough, then I won't need to pay 😆

Keep dreaming! If you're at some club etc sure you might get lucky. Don't expect a freebie at the shop just because you're handsome. MLs and WLs want money 💰 in return for their service unless they have some motive or require a favour from you.

[l337dude]

Keep dreaming! If you're at some club etc sure you might get lucky. Don't expect a freebie at the shop just because you're handsome. MLs and WLs want money �� in return for their service unless they have some motive or require a favour from you.

I'm pretty sure that was a joke and the dude wasn't being serious lol

[l337dude]

Get cash.

Rewipe the arse.

Time my meal to ensure optimal effects of Viagra.

I also keep an eye on what I eat before the session. No crispy fried foods to avoid getting cuts in my mouth, and no heavy fatty food to ensure optimal effects of Viagra.

I go for a walk around the city to ogle at hotties to get my blood pumping.

Usually at the shop, I go empty my bladder before the session. I'd also be watching some porn on my phone while waiting to get me even more pumped up for a fuck.

I used to time my meal and watch the fat intake as well but nowadays I just eat normal as long as I wait at least an hour before poping the V I'm fine, most times I don't notice a difference, I probably get hard enough without the V anyway but I just use it as an insurance policy, mental support etc, just in case

I do make sure I don't drink too much liquid or eat too much fibre, don't wanna be making multiple trips to the loo or be gasy...

I used to watch porn before a punt but for some reason I think that's doing the opposite for me lol, kinda of "desensitises" me in a way, and in most cases the WL's not on the same level as pr0n star, if you know what I meant...:P

[cuteguy]

Check wallet balance

What if you want to do double or have consecutive sessions with two girls that caught your attention in a line up or on the roster? Having extra cash is a great idea!

[Magictits8]

Check wallet. Also make sure the phone is on silent and my status on the Teams app to DND if required.

[adz21xx]

Piss get money and rock up

[sukeong]

100 push ups
100 pull ups
100 sit ups
100 jumping jacks

Oil up my pumped body
Check mirror
Slap the dick twice to wake him up
Good to go

[ReginaldBubbles]

Keep dreaming! If you're at some club etc sure you might get lucky. Don't expect a freebie at the shop just because you're handsome. MLs and WLs want money 💰 in return for their service unless they have some motive or require a favour from you.

Dude I never pay! As soon as they see me they give me the amount of cash I just gave reception and sometimes even tip me after the session.

[warwick1]

Dude I never pay! As soon as they see me they give me the amount of cash I just gave reception and sometimes even tip me after the session.

I'm so old when the boss sees me make it up the stairs one more time , I get extra service on the house:grimace:Sounds like a Sibon story....

[Alexjo974]

Dude I never pay! As soon as they see me they give me the amount of cash I just gave reception and sometimes even tip me after the session.

Lmao you must have a dick that tastes like chocolate

[cuteguy]

Dude I never pay! As soon as they see me they give me the amount of cash I just gave reception and sometimes even tip me after the session.

Sounds like John West the fish they reject. You missed the next line in your comments. Girl sees customer come in and says sorry I can't see you and hands back the money even before the session starts. 🤣

[rooter]

I am a good Catholic boy so i always do the sign of the cross before a punt.
Yeah i know, God doesn't exist, and even if he/she did exist they wouldn't bless a sinful activity.
But hey it makes me feel good and gives me confidence and that's OK.
I always laugh when a Mexican boxer v a Puerto Rican boxer both do the sign of the cross.'
There is no way God exists and even if he did why would he favour one dude against the other.
But if it gives you confidence an purpose and meaning, its all good

[GoldfishMan]

I am a good Catholic boy so i always do the sign of the cross before a punt.
Yeah i know, God doesn't exist, and even if he/she did exist they wouldn't bless a sinful activity.
But hey it makes me feel good and gives me confidence and that's OK.
I always laugh when a Mexican boxer v a Puerto Rican boxer both do the sign of the cross.'
There is no way God exists and even if he did why would he favour one dude against the other.
But if it gives you confidence an purpose and meaning, its all good

I wouldn't say that God doesn't exist. We simply don't know, do we?

Disclaimer: I'm not a religious person, not even close.

[punther]

I wouldn't say it's sinful. Humans have been paying/bartering for sex for thousands of years

[madness123]

The meal timing and viagra is interesting to see here. Ive worked out a system of half a pill a bit of food and the other half of the pill 30 mins later. There is an overlap of both in the middle and an overall longer benifit.

[Abracadabra]

Get cash.

Rewipe the arse.

Time my meal to ensure optimal effects of Viagra.

I also keep an eye on what I eat before the session. No crispy fried foods to avoid getting cuts in my mouth, and no heavy fatty food to ensure optimal effects of Viagra.

I go for a walk around the city to ogle at hotties to get my blood pumping.

Usually at the shop, I go empty my bladder before the session. I'd also be watching some porn on my phone while waiting to get me even more pumped up for a fuck.

By meal timing I assume you allow 2hrs prior to taking viagra to allow an empty stomach..
With a half life of 4hrs taking V 1 hr prior has been my approach but after a recent session was delayed 1and half hours the V effect was fine, if not better??

I sometimes have a caffeine hit pre session.

[GoldfishMan]

By meal timing I assume you allow 2hrs prior to taking viagra to allow an empty stomach..
With a half life of 4hrs taking V 1 hr prior has been my approach but after a recent session was delayed 1and half hours the V effect was fine, if not better??

I sometimes have a caffeine hit pre session.

Yeah, minimum 2 hours after the last meal before I take the V. It varies from person to person, and depends on what you ate. Like for me, if I had a heavy fatty meal like Betty's burgers, I would have to wait at least 4 hours before I could take the V or even have sex. I'd be all bloated and feel uncomfortable.

Anyway, if I do everything right and take the V on a truly empty stomach, it kicks in within 30 mins and holy hell, it packs a punch. Rock solid boner. I'm like a water diviner with my stick in front of me going to my punt, lol!

[CharlieM]

I am a good Catholic boy so i always do the sign of the cross before a punt.
Yeah i know, God doesn't exist, and even if he/she did exist they wouldn't bless a sinful activity.
But hey it makes me feel good and gives me confidence and that's OK.
I always laugh when a Mexican boxer v a Puerto Rican boxer both do the sign of the cross.'
There is no way God exists and even if he did why would he favour one dude against the other.
But if it gives you confidence an purpose and meaning, its all good

Had a friend of mine. Born in Australia but his religious background was Muslim. Non practising and a self confirmed atheist, but refused to eat pork. I guess he was covering all his bases just in case.

[jsw1888]

Check wallet. Also make sure the phone is on silent and my status on the Teams app to DND if required.

100% on phone on silent and teams on DnD . Lol

[Double_Adapter]

Had a friend of mine. Born in Australia but his religious background was Muslim. Non practising and a self confirmed atheist, but refused to eat pork. I guess he was covering all his bases just in case.

Belief and creed is a powerful thing and can be used as a weapon/deterrent. Years ago I was in Israel for work and the locals told me the Israelis had fitted the buses with pig's organs to stop the Palestinians from suicide attacks - and it actually had the desired effect. On a side note the Israeli women are fucken beautiful especially the ones in military uniform.

[GoldfishMan]

Belief and creed is a powerful thing and can be used as a weapon/deterrent. Years ago I was in Israel for work and the locals told me the Israelis had fitted the buses with pig's organs to stop the Palestinians from suicide attacks - and it actually had the desired effect. On a side note the Israeli women are fucken beautiful especially the ones in military uniform.
Lots of really beautiful women from that part of the world. Gal Gadot, my God what a beauty, especially when she was younger in the fast and furious flicks.

Natalie Portman... I'll be honest, I was already ogling at her when she was in The Professional all those years ago... Watching that movie made me feel like I was a pedo! She's just so naturally beautiful.

[Trampoline]

Great point :miao:

[ReginaldBubbles]

Natalie Portman... I'll be honest, I was already ogling at her when she was in The Professional all those years ago... Watching that movie made me feel like I was a pedo!

Well she was 12 years old in that movie...

[11Bravo]

Shower and brush teeth. Dress clean and casual. Prep wallet with expected cash, along with an extra pineapple or two for spur of the moment upgrades, or shopping for snacks afterwards. I try to have the exact amount available, not expecting change (Summerville the exception - 100 at the front desk, 10 in change returned). Use the "Do not Disturb" function on mobile with time limit so I don't have to remember to turn it off. Make sure pants zipper closed before leaving house.

On the way, pop a Listerine breath sheet (very small FLAT packet of dissolving 1"x1" sheets impregnated with Listerine) in my mouth. More convenient than the larger Tic-Tac container.

At the shop, FIRST thing is make a pit-stop (don't get old). For first timers, lay a pineapple on the massage table so my intentions are clear.

[Sibon]

Preparation to see a WL should be the same as you preparing yourself to be the Groom of the Day

Only that you shouldn't mistaken her as your virgin bride. :)

[GoldfishMan]

Shower and brush teeth. Dress clean and casual. Prep wallet with expected cash, along with an extra pineapple or two for spur of the moment upgrades, or shopping for snacks afterwards. I try to have the exact amount available, not expecting change (Summerville the exception - 100 at the front desk, 10 in change returned). Use the "Do not Disturb" function on mobile with time limit so I don't have to remember to turn it off. Make sure pants zipper closed before leaving house.

On the way, pop a Listerine breath sheet (very small FLAT packet of dissolving 1"x1" sheets impregnated with Listerine) in my mouth. More convenient than the larger Tic-Tac container.

At the shop, FIRST thing is make a pit-stop (don't get old). For first timers, lay a pineapple on the massage table so my intentions are clear.

Don’t brush your teeth before going for a session, bro. Brushing could cause small unnoticeable cuts in your mouth, making it more likely for you to get infected with something during your punt.

[BFC]

Don’t brush your teeth before going for a session, bro. Brushing could cause small unnoticeable cuts in your mouth, making it more likely for you to get infected with something during your punt.

I agree, thus, I usually use a gargle. As you still want to have good breath.

[BFC]

I agree about not brushing your teeth.
But I still want fresh breath. Thus, I would usually gargle before hand. As the girls just hate guys with bad breath.

[ColesBag]

Shower, shave, brush teeth, mouthwash & nice fragrance. Be polite, respectful & the keep the conversation light.

[Ghost2hauntU]

Lot of WLs I see like the smell of expensive fragrance. They sniff me and ask what it is.
Sets the mood straight away.

So get yourself some fresh Hugo Boss or the like instead of turn up wearing Brut aftershave lol.

[Callfellow]

No meals for at least 2 hours before session. Just in case I eat something that my stomach doesn't agree with, that'll ruin the session

[rooter]

No meals for at least 2 hours before session. Just in case I eat something that my stomach doesn't agree with, that'll ruin the session

Yeah mate, punting is like working out, you gotta do it on an empty stomach.

[Sibon]

Shower, shave, brush teeth, mouthwash & nice fragrance. Be polite, respectful & the keep the conversation light.

Also spiritually cleanse yourself with dose of smokes from incense sticks.

Pray to the sky, water and earth and have a sip of water from the well.

[TheOtherI]

Also spiritually cleanse yourself with dose of smokes from incense sticks.

Pray to the sky, water and earth and have a sip of water from the well.

Also remember to give a slight bow prior to offering up your prayers, when making donations (paying) use your right hand, bow once more when leaving the main hall (room) and when you leave the temple grounds (establishment).

[Double_Adapter]

Also spiritually cleanse yourself with dose of smokes from incense sticks.

Pray to the sky, water and earth and have a sip of water from the well.

"Sibon-san...
Punting here! [taps big head]
Punting here! [taps little head]
Punting never here! [points to heart]
Understand?"

- Mr. Miyagi

[Hemingford Gray]

Good trim, nice shower and look presentable in casual clothes. That works for me at least.

[GoldfishMan]

Lot of WLs I see like the smell of expensive fragrance. They sniff me and ask what it is.
Sets the mood straight away.

So get yourself some fresh Hugo Boss or the like instead of turn up wearing Brut aftershave lol.

I actually get horny from the smell of Brut because it reminds me of my days of raging hormones when I was early teens trying to I impress girls with that cheap cologne.

[james12]

Just a shower will do me

[Double_Adapter]

Lot of WLs I see like the smell of expensive fragrance. They sniff me and ask what it is.
Sets the mood straight away.

So get yourself some fresh Hugo Boss or the like instead of turn up wearing Brut aftershave lol.

EDT for punting and EDP for all other occasions.
Any other recs for a good and distinct cologne, I've heard Dirty English cologne will get them wet.

[GoldfishMan]

EDT for punting and EDP for all other occasions.
Any other recs for a good and distinct cologne, I've heard Dirty English cologne will get them wet.

Can't go wrong with Creed, but they're expensive. Aventus has impressed them the most, not just in punting. I've also had some success with Green Irish Tweed, but not as much as Aventus. I personally like green Irish Tweed more because it has a much stronger ambergris smell.

Blue de Chanel parfum, not the EDT, is also not bad, some girls liked it.

For cheaper ones, I go for Paco Rabanne, love almost all of their fragrances. 1 Million, think I've gone through at least 10 bottles of them in my lifetime. Invictus, not bad at all. And of course the old classic that started it all for me, XS back in the day.

If you want to go even cheaper to Brut level price, nothing beats Davidoff Cool Water, bro.

[Double_Adapter]

Can't go wrong with Creed, but they're expensive. Aventus has impressed them the most, not just in punting. I've also had some success with Green Irish Tweed, but not as much as Aventus. I personally like green Irish Tweed more because it has a much stronger ambergris smell.

Blue de Chanel parfum, not the EDT, is also not bad, some girls liked it.

For cheaper ones, I go for Paco Rabanne, love almost all of their fragrances. 1 Million, think I've gone through at least 10 bottles of them in my lifetime. Invictus, not bad at all. And of course the old classic that started it all for me, XS back in the day.

If you want to go even cheaper to Brut level price, nothing beats Davidoff Cool Water, bro.

Thanks Bro, I've heard good reviews on Creed Aventus and will give it a try.
I use Givenchy Intense, Dior Sauvage, Viktor Rolf Spicebomb, Chanel Bleu, and Gucci.
I once bought Tom Ford, but the juice wasn't worth the squeeze. Although skin texture etc has a lot to do with how frangrances smell on a person. I use Zara et al as cheaper alternatives for punting purposes. I make sure I spray some on the nether regions so when she goes down on me it's a pleasant stay for her.

[GoldfishMan]

Thanks Bro, I've heard good reviews on Creed Aventus and will give it a try.
I use Givenchy Intense, Dior Sauvage, Viktor Rolf Spicebomb, Chanel Bleu, and Gucci.
I once bought Tom Ford, but the juice wasn't worth the squeeze. Although skin texture etc has a lot to do with how frangrances smell on a person. I use Zara et al as cheaper alternatives for punting purposes. I make sure I spray some on the nether regions so when she goes down on me it's a pleasant stay for her.

Dior Sauvage... I dunno about that one. I bought a big bottle of that 5 years ago, it's still got a quarter bottle left (good quality bottle, btw. Can't say the same for the cheap Paco Rabannes though!). I just hate that smell, it reminds me of a fat sweaty guy for some reason, lol!

The Givenchy fragrances I found to be too spicy, I think too much wood smell in there too. Never got a good comment from anyone using them.

[ColesBag]

Dior Sauvage

I'd buy that because I liked the way Johnny Depp turned over that lying cunt Amber Heard.

[Sibon]

....I make sure I spray some on the nether regions so when she goes down on me it's a pleasant stay for her.

Stick a pineapple on either side it even smells better for her. :)

[Jedimaster42]

Prep normally involves combing my hair back, putting on cologne/roll-on deodorant, chewing gum or mint for my breath etc. Sometimes I let my bush grow but try and trim it as much as I can. More important to have a clean ass crack especially considering ML’s normally like to tease around that area.

[priapus1966]

99% of my experience with J girls was in Japan and insofar as they expressed an opinion on anything much, they tended to dislike strong colognes/aftershave and preferred more subtle fragrances.

In my early days there, I worried a bit that they might be put off by the fact that I'm a human hairball from my eyes to my ankles, but in fact they were mainly curious, and it was often a conversational icebreaker.

[Sibon]

Just curious what you guys would do before go for the fun.

I'd have the pubic hair shaved clean at least the day before the booking, get some mints ready in case of any bad breath. Sure we are paying for service but some basic respect to the WL is required imo

What would you do? Same? More? or less?

"Dressed up as a melon
You won't be mistaken as a potato."

_ Miyagi Sensei.

[Ghost2hauntU]

guys, you better not to shave before punting to avoid any small cuts on skin,
less chance to catch some infections

You might as well wear a green rubber suit and call yourself the Amazing Condom Man.

When I go on Tinder dates or similar, I expect to fuck the slut. We have drinks and it’s down to business, it’s fuck or walk. Do I shave? Of course I fucken do. I shave my face, my neck, my balls and even the pubes off the lower shaft of my cock.

Brush my teeth and floss? Every time.

Cuts? Always.

Why should it be different going to a whorehouse?

Also, let me just say that the VDs I’ve had over the years were always off the sluts I’ve met online and fucked. Some were complete nymphos and it was strictly no protection with them.

[Double_Adapter]

99% of my experience with J girls was in Japan and insofar as they expressed an opinion on anything much, they tended to dislike strong colognes/aftershave and preferred more subtle fragrances.


Throw a few Indians into the mix and see if their dislike of strong colognes remains the same.

[GoldfishMan]

Never ceases to amaze me why men just love to generalize women. Someone has been in Japan for a few years, dated a few J girls, all of a sudden "oh, 99% of J girls like or don't like XXX". Don't even think about the fact that you need to have actually dated at least 100 J girls in order to be able to come up with that 99% stat.

[priapus1966]

Never ceases to amaze me why men just love to generalize women. Someone has been in Japan for a few years, dated a few J girls, all of a sudden "oh, 99% of J girls like or don't like XXX". Don't even think about the fact that you need to have actually dated at least 100 J girls in order to be able to come up with that 99% stat.

Grade 2 or 3 maths would have taught most of us that it is perfectly possible to have a % of any number. A similar grade of English comprehension would recognize that I was referring to the % of my experience, not to a % of J girls. 14 years in Japan allowed for a reasonable number and variety of experiences.

But if you want to be a grumpy old man that is fine. And yes, I know it is totally unwarranted to identify you with the generalized 'Grumpy old man:' !