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Hidden Python
04-09-2023, 01:12 PM
What is your after punting ritual,
Mine is to sit in the car, compose my thoughts and than hopeful drive home safely without blanking out, than have a good feed and a solid 2 hour sleep, and than waking up feel fresh and stress free,
When i was married i use to feel guilty for cheating behind my late wife's back, now that i am single that guilt is no longer there. only loneliness for waking up alone, but that passes as i have other things to keep my mine and body occupied with,
JSteel96
04-09-2023, 02:20 PM
What is your after punting ritual,
Mine is to sit in the car, compose my thoughts and than hopeful drive home safely without blanking out, than have a good feed and a solid 2 hour sleep, and than waking up feel fresh and stress free,
When i was married i use to feel guilty for cheating behind my late wife's back, now that i am single that guilt is no longer there. only loneliness for waking up alone, but that passes as i have other things to keep my mine and body occupied with,
don't really have a ritual I just banged my Asian SB and went straight back to my office. Hmm she told me shes bringing another girlfriend along next time. Maybe I'll need 2 hours sleep after that session?
Sibon
04-09-2023, 02:29 PM
What is your after punting ritual,
I would recite a chapter of Confucian Analects.
Ghost2hauntU
04-09-2023, 02:39 PM
If the punt is truly exceptional, I’ll walk down the street backwards with my dick hanging out looking down at my feet at how small the world is.
Otherwise back at home I’ll burn some intense and recite a mantra in the nude for the rest of the night praising the punting gods for my success.
fireball
04-09-2023, 04:13 PM
Not really a ritual, but usually walk out with a smile on my face and feel like I can do anything.
Footballpunter
04-09-2023, 05:00 PM
Maybe not a ritual, but I always make sure I go talk to the receptionists after coming out. I just gave them business so they are usually the easiest to talk to at that point. So it's easier to gather intel/info on WLs and sometimes I would schedule my next booking right there. Keeping a good relationship with the receptionists is important.
GoldfishMan
04-09-2023, 05:17 PM
If the punt is truly exceptional, I’ll walk down the street backwards with my dick hanging out looking down at my feet at how small the world is.
Otherwise back at home I’ll burn some intense and recite a mantra in the nude for the rest of the night praising the punting gods for my success.
Hey, I too burn incense at home after a punt, but it is a tribute to the millions of dead would-be-babies that I just shot either into a condom or a girl's hand.
I bow my head and say "sorry boys, I know you were going for glory, but it is what it is. At least there was a woman there. RIP".
bung72
04-09-2023, 05:51 PM
Make sure all the spare cash is restowed, membership card as well.... (I've forgotten this before!), then resume my usual routine as if nothing happened!
ditchtheboss
04-09-2023, 06:21 PM
Hey, I too burn incense at home after a punt, but it is a tribute to the millions of dead would-be-babies that I just shot either into a condom or a girl's hand.
I bow my head and say "sorry boys, I know you were going for glory, but it is what it is. At least there was a woman there. RIP".
I joked once when my SB removed the condom by saying dead babies and she replied, there could be a prime minister in there. 🤣🤣🤣
One WL once said, we would make lovely babies. I never went back
Footballpunter
04-09-2023, 06:44 PM
One WL once said, we would make lovely babies. I never went back
road runner outta there lol
JJBlows
04-09-2023, 07:43 PM
One WL once said, we would make lovely babies. I never went back
If she was attractive, she was given you a compliment. But why did you get scared off that and run?? Unless you were already barebacking her?
1inchguy
04-09-2023, 07:55 PM
If she was attractive, she was given you a compliment. But why did you get scared off that and run?? Unless you were already barebacking her?
Depends what time of day but If it's before dinner I'll have kbbq after
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