Do you have an alias while punting?

[bung72]

You know - a fake name.... when making bookings, introducing yourself to girls etc.... or do you use your real christian name?? What about your mobile? Do you block the number and not give it out (to shops, not girls).... What about what you do for a living if asked? Do you have a story you use??

[bbob73323]

Fake name on WeChat is normally enough for me

[GoldfishMan]

Yeah I use an alias. I tell them my name is Adolph Blaine Charles David Earl Frederick Gerald Hubert Irvin John Kenneth Lloyd Martin Nero Oliver Paul Quincy Randolph Sherman Thomas Uncas Victor William Xerxes Yancy Zeus Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenberger-
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I try not to tell them my name if I go for 30 min sessions because it would take me half the session to say it.

[ditchtheboss]

Real first name. No need for last names

[HowTo28891298]

The first RnT shop I went to I gave my real name to the manager and the girl, then a bit after the session I realised what I did and what might happen so I never went back lol.

[andrewv]

If the girls use fake names (which is understandable), why should their customers also use fake names?

[Backdraft69]

There's a local Chinese shop i tried and thought was legit, the owner gave me a very professional massage(no happy). After the massage she asked for a Google review, which I did using one of my fake Gmail accounts using a German name.
The next time I go there and every other time I go there I try and teach the owner and Ice (who also works at 200 Summerville) my fake German name. They always struggle with the German name :)


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[Sibon]

After a session with a WL who told me, "You very strong."

And she asked me, "What's your name?"

"Strong." I answered without thinking.

Next time I visited the shop they called me Mr. Strong and I had been stuck with it ever since.

[devo69]

Nope. But the girls never remember my name anyway and the Chinese girls always use a nickname when they refer to me, not sure what they are saying but I assume it's something along the lines of 'hard job' or 'mighty cock' [emoji1787]

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[okachimachi]

great name! memorable

[Boommm]

Always an alias for me lol

[gedinsyd]

I use my real first name, but as another poster mentioned, many struggle to pronounce it, let alone remember it, so it doesn't matter that much.

[jt82]

I just use my real first name. It is a rather generic and unremarkable first name. Thanks ma and pa.

[GoldfishMan]

I just use my real first name. It is a rather generic and unremarkable first name. Thanks ma and pa.

You MUST be a John. Literally.

[Maddog69]

Always use an alias dunno why and always come up with Steve 😂😂

[Sibon]

Always use an alias dunno why and always come up with Steve ����

Steve would be hard for the Chinese WLs to pronounce with a V ending.

They would be calling you Stiff.

Take it as a compliment. :)

[priapus1966]

I use my own first name as it is quite common, but a punting friend did the same and told a girl (quite correctly) that he was "Dick". The girl wouldn't believe it - thought it was hilarious, and told all her colleagues. But they never forgot him after that.

[Chaewonie]

The name i always use is sam, so when the stars align and somehow they ask for my last name i can say "sung".

[Ghost2hauntU]

Yessir. And I’m always frank and earnest with all WLs.

In Sydney I’m Frank, in Brisbane Ernest.

[Footballpunter]

my wechat handle looks like a real name, so most receptionist just think that's my name. I roll with it. With Wls, it's either that or just my first name.

[F0x]

Chinese girls always use a nickname when they refer to me

+++not sure what they are saying+++

but I assume it's something along the lines of 'hard job' or 'mighty cock'

I legit loled at this, made me think of that (usually white I guess ha) guy who gets Chinese characters tattooed on them because they think it looks mad, but it actually says something really stupid/funny 🤣

No offence it's just given me a chuckle!

[Riff888]

Tyrone Biggums

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[bryanthemachinegun]

Yeah I use an alias. I tell them my name is Adolph Blaine Charles David Earl Frederick Gerald Hubert Irvin John Kenneth Lloyd Martin Nero Oliver Paul Quincy Randolph Sherman Thomas Uncas Victor William Xerxes Yancy Zeus Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenberger-
dorffvoralternwarengewissenhaftschaferswessenschaf ewaren-
wohlgepflegeundsorgfaltigkeitbeschutzenvonangreife ndurch-
ihrraubgierigfeindewelchevoralternzwolftausendjahr esvoran-
dieerscheinenwanderersteerdemenschderraumschiffgeb rauch-
lichtalsseinursprungvonkraftgestartseinlangefahrth inzwischen-
sternartigraumaufdersuchenachdiesternwelchegehabtb ewohn-
barplanetenkreisedrehensichundwohinderneurassevonv er-
standigmenschlichkeitkonntefortplanzenundsicherfre uenan-
lebenslanglichfreudeundruhemitnichteinfurchtvorang reifenvon-
andererintelligentgeschopfsvonhinzwischensternarti graum, Senior.

I try not to tell them my name if I go for 30 min sessions because it would take me half the session to say it.

Hahahaha lol, just saying it takes a while

[bryanthemachinegun]

You know - a fake name.... when making bookings, introducing yourself to girls etc.... or do you use your real christian name?? What about your mobile? Do you block the number and not give it out (to shops, not girls).... What about what you do for a living if asked? Do you have a story you use??

Fake name: yes, I use bryantheamchinegun lol
Mobile number: yeah, it is my punting number (extra)
if asked what I do for a living: I tell crazy stories that I could back up. you know, impress them with something and you might get an extra.

[Hidden Python]

100% i just use my real first name, the girls don't care at all, and i normally find out the girls real name too,

[bung72]

This scared the shit out of me in Covid.... when they had those bloody QR codes. At one time you could just check in on their iPad, give a crap number and all was well. The it changed. The girl on the desk once was a bit of a ballbuster I think. Turned up just as everything was reopening late 2021, QR codes still forced. This young girl was on, I was all viagra'd up too.... the bloody thing needed a phone confirmation now.... bugger.... So I had to put my real number in to the damn thing.
I shat bullets for days afterwards, expecting a contact tracing call from public health at any time. I wouldn't have had a Covid test either, no matter how sick I became if I got sick!
I'm a little more savvy now, I'm sure for a pineapple she would have forgot to have me check in.....

[11Bravo]

My first alias (English name) was given me by a PRC and I used that for years. Another PRC gave me a Mandarin name. I know what it means though when I say it no one can understand until I say the English translation, THEN they understand and repeat what I said but I just CAN'T get the TONES right.

But all that before smart phones and apps. My real name is on WeChat and Line as I can't be bothered to set up secondary accounts. I don't worry about it. Still, I'm sure that EVERYONE associates me with another name based on my looks as if I contact after a gap, I just use that alias and they ALL know who it is.

[F0x]

To answer the q I dont even give a name.

I'm fine with them screaming whatever they feel like as they cum or FOAM

[ColesBag]

Richard Shottov.

[bryanthemachinegun]

Next punt, I'll use "the Sperminator"

[stapman]

Don't use my real name in case someone sees me randomly in the street and I am with someone and says hey "insert name here". I could then say I am sure you have me mixed up with someone else,lol.

[crazykyle1984]

You know - a fake name.... when making bookings, introducing yourself to girls etc.... or do you use your real christian name?? What about your mobile? Do you block the number and not give it out (to shops, not girls).... What about what you do for a living if asked? Do you have a story you use??

Just crazykyle. I don't give personal information as I just punt to relieve stress not to hit on any girl.

[woodland]

Biggus Dickus comes to mind. But often I use Johannes or Jaime depending on my mood.

[ditchtheboss]

Don't use my real name in case someone sees me randomly in the street and I am with someone and says hey "insert name here". I could then say I am sure you have me mixed up with someone else,lol.

I wouldn’t mind one of our hotties addressing me by my name in public particularly in front of my friends. They would be like, wtf?

[11Bravo]

I wouldn’t mind one of our hotties addressing me by my name in public particularly in front of my friends. They would be like, wtf?MY experience, the smart ones just give you a subtle nod, leaving it to you to say a vocal "hi". Otherwise, a subtle nod in return. People talk, want explanations, and they can get complicated... I go with the nod...

[Mr.Robot]

Are people using alias because they are scared of being stalked by WLs?

[ColesBag]

Are people using alias because they are scared of being stalked by WLs?

Trust and mistrust alike ruin men. Never give your real name to a W/L, even if they're a regular.

[crazykyle1984]

I go by the name: The Black Punter! :cool2:

[Shiney15]

You know - a fake name.... when making bookings, introducing yourself to girls etc.... or do you use your real christian name?? What about your mobile? Do you block the number and not give it out (to shops, not girls).... What about what you do for a living if asked? Do you have a story you use??

Yes made up but believeable name

[Wank_Somemore]

"My name is General Butt Naked because I punt* butt naked"

*modified from the actual quote

[woodland]

There's a local Chinese shop i tried and thought was legit, the owner gave me a very professional massage(no happy). After the massage she asked for a Google review, which I did using one of my fake Gmail accounts using a German name.
The next time I go there and every other time I go there I try and teach the owner and Ice (who also works at 200 Summerville) my fake German name. They always struggle with the German name :)


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This is hilarious. Could be a funny skit.

[Linza Giz]

Ivana... Ivana Humpalot

[ironmonk]

Almost never have had WL ask for my name, feels silly to answer anyway since I'd assume they forget, given they have so many customers already. Although one instance had an girl literally ask me a bunch of personal questions upfront and even mid session. Tbh it kinda turned me off and prevented me from getting in the mood.

[madness123]

They never ask so I never need to say. They seem to think its " you
hansome man I been thinking about you" If they do ever ask Ill use my real first name. It doesn't bother me.

[Backthefront]

No one's ever asked, why would they/ why would it be bad.

Can't imagine they'd be telling people "i massaged and jacked off **** yesterday".

[Shitsyeah]

I hardly ever get asked by the ML or WL. But no I do not use my real name.
Same as the ML/WL don't use their real names.
Same if the venue asks me I do not use my real name.

[Ron the rimmer]

I hardly ever get asked by the ML or WL. But no I do not use my real name.
Same as the ML/WL don't use their real names.
Same if the venue asks me I do not use my real name.

Yes. But some girls know the punters by their PP or Aus99 name and will tell you about them.
True

[thepoonter]

Yeah I do, I also used a burner phone, else the line will be blurred. Kind of makes feel like a spy operative agent haha

[Smack]

,my Alias is ,Da Jiba

[11Bravo]

Almost never have had WL ask for my name, feels silly to answer anyway since I'd assume they forget, given they have so many customers already. Although one instance had an girl literally ask me a bunch of personal questions upfront and even mid session. Tbh it kinda turned me off and prevented me from getting in the mood.

You might be surprised. Yes, she might not remember your "name", but she'll have a name for you, she associates with you. And remembering... just saw a very popular regular I hadn't seen in 9 months, had only seen her a couple of times before. She remembered quite a bit about me (I don't try and hide my general personal details). Doesn't bother me. And that's not really that unusual IME.

I'm just memorable - hopefully, for the right reasons...

She calls me baby
She calls everybody baby
John Mellencamp

[colla]

Absolutely. Burner phone, fake name and fake occupation... I can't have the wife finding out!!!

[Hollow]

Fake name, yeah. Conversation rarely goes to the other stuff, except work, which they usually only ask me "do you have work later today" not "what do you do for work".

I've only given my real name to K Rebecca at Ginza, because we've had so many bookings and are quite familiar. Hell, her memory is insane, knowing what room we were in each booking.

[schloong]

Nah - couldn't be bothered. Besides, my memory ain't that great either.

Besides, my memory ain't that great either hehehe

[GoldfishMan]

To all those guys who use an alias, do you always tell people your full name when asked in a social setting? Like "I'm Bond... James Bond"? Lol!

I just give them my real first name. They can't do shit with that. Might be a bit more tricky if you're an Asian guy without an English name, but that's always going to be a problem even outside of punting.

I also think if my partner heard a random girl call me by a different name, that's game over on the spot. At least if she'd used my real name I would have had a chance to talk myself out of the situation. So using an alias is a big fat NO for me.

On a funny note, did you know that the default WeChat greeting when you try to add a contact on it is "Hi I'm <FIRST NAME> <LAST NAME>"?
FMD, I didn't know this. So for a period of time, every WL, ML, shop owner that I contacted on WeChat knew me by my full name. I'd rock up to a shop for my booking and the receptionist would say "Hi John Holmes"!

[LostShadow]

Actual first name, but give vague/generic answers if they ask more questions. Easier for me if I come back, don't have to remember some other name or come up with a new one.

[dvu420]

If I ever get asked for my name, it’s usually during the first visit. Almost always the ML or WL never remembers my name unless we exchange contact details. So most of the time it’s always “It’s you baby…” or “Handsome man nice to see you again…”

[Kiki kong]

On a funny note, did you know that the default WeChat greeting when you try to add a contact on it is "Hi I'm <FIRST NAME> <LAST NAME>"?
FMD, I didn't know this. So for a period of time, every WL, ML, shop owner that I contacted on WeChat knew me by my full name. I'd rock up to a shop for my booking and the receptionist would say "Hi John Holmes"!

Lmaooo this is gold!!! Glad that you eventually found out and sorted it out... i hope haha

[madness123]

True, but thats because she always used the same room. Hahaha

[Sleazypeazy]

Yes I do. If the WL use one so can I.

[johncitizen]

On a funny note, did you know that the default WeChat greeting when you try to add a contact on it is "Hi I'm <FIRST NAME> <LAST NAME>"?
FMD, I didn't know this. So for a period of time, every WL, ML, shop owner that I contacted on WeChat knew me by my full name. I'd rock up to a shop for my booking and the receptionist would say "Hi John Holmes"!

Fark, I did not know that. I had better change my default greeting. Thanks for the tip!

[KakeyA]

Yes I do. If the WL use one so can I.

100% agree with this, if an ML asks me her real name i simply ask if her name is real, then she says no, so I ask her to call me [insert generic name I can remember and use same name everywhere so I don’t forget]

[ColesBag]

Luther Blissett. IYKYK.

[chemistry84]

I tend to use 'Ben' and if she asks for my last name when adding my number I tell her Dover. Ben Dover.

[HiredGoon]

Chad Thundercock

[TiredOfOnaholes]

Mike hawk
Nick gerr

[lipengr]

I have been using my real name since I'm start punting and never had any problem why u should hide ur name unless u doing somethigg by wrong 🤣

[KakeyA]

Kind of depends on if you are partnered up or not I guess

[HiredGoon]

Sometimes Chadwick LightningEmission which is my registered trading name

[ColesBag]

Kind of depends on if you are partnered up or not I guess

Always use a pseudonym whether you are or not. Good opsec.

[Ecchi]

For me I always used the same basic Christian name as alias because my name is pretty unique so,
1. The girls always get my name wrong with the language barrier, this makes it easier.
2. The girls use an alias so I’ll play the same mystery game

[AUSSIEHOTGUY]

I have a few but my latest is Long Tan.

[Radoush]

Johnny Kockslong

[Llkjhgfdsa]

Lance Hardwood
Joe King

[Double_Adapter]

Anthony Albanese
Albo

[johncitizen]

My regular knows my real name, for everyone else it’s “Larry” or “Todd”.

[pussyLord]

Yes, I go with a pseudonym. See no good that could come with using the real name.

[andrewv]

Using an alias is a good strategy to mentally separate what you're doing in secret from your real everyday self.
After all, you would not be proud to tell your entire family, all your friends and work colleagues that you pay for sex.

The big issue is that most shops have security cameras (for good reason), and punters would look foolish walking in with sunglasses and hats.
Even these disguises would not be foolproof because every person has a different build and a particular walk (gait).... It's how CIA and other intelligence groups identify people. Not only facial features.

[crum]

Always use an alias dunno why and always come up with Steve 😂😂

this is me too hahahahaha