If given the chance, Who's Super Hero You Want To be? and Why?

[danaussieguy]

One Marvel superhero known for his charm and popularity with the ladies is Tony Stark, also known as Iron Man.

Tony Stark is a genius billionaire inventor and philanthropist who also happens to be a charismatic playboy. His quick wit, confidence, and charisma make him quite the ladies' man in the Marvel Universe.

[ditchtheboss]

Really, dude. Ask that in a punter forum, we are not 12.

I shouldn’t answer but I will, I would like to be Hugh Hefner, look him up if you don’t know who he is.

[grstile]

I shouldn’t answer but I will, I would like to be Hugh Hefner, look him up if you don’t know who he is.

Wouldn't mind Hugh's (or Stark's) bank balance... but on both counts their fame would suck.
Even with Hugh's lifestyle it sounds like it came with more drama than just being able to walk into a shop as a reasonably anonymous punter.

[bung72]

Really, dude. Ask that in a punter forum, we are not 12.

I shouldn’t answer but I will, I would like to be Hugh Hefner, look him up if you don’t know who he is.

Hugh - good choice.... I've often said that most dudes would have traded with Hugh's life, and happily died at 50-odd, the dude lived the life until his 90's!

[Roshtosh]

I invest with Superhero. Sorry offtopic. Haha

[11Bravo]

One Marvel superhero known for his charm and popularity with the ladies is Tony Stark, also known as Iron Man.

Tony Stark is a genius billionaire inventor and philanthropist who also happens to be a charismatic playboy. His quick wit, confidence, and charisma make him quite the ladies' man in the Marvel Universe.

Guess yours is "Mr. Anything To Increase Posts Count". You might want to find a phone booth and slip on your "I Can Actually Write An AR" shirt, but I know phone booths are difficult to find these days (as is pride in one's work).

The Intel AR, a lost concept for some freeloaders

[Footballpunter]

Guess yours is "Mr. Anything To Increase Posts Count". You might want to find a phone booth and slip on your "I Can Actually Write An AR" shirt, but I know phone booths are difficult to find these days (as is pride in one's work).

The Intel AR, a lost concept for some freeloaders

Amen to that, lol

[ditchtheboss]

Amen to that, lol

I am sitting on an AR on my session with J Miyabi from 42G, trying to pick the time to post so the AR gets a bit of air time for folks to see it before it gets pushed away from all the shops posts

[11Bravo]

News flash: it is OK to write an AR of a punt you took BEFORE you joined.

I'm sure most skilled punters read FIRST, gathered Intel, had some fun, THEN joined so they could CONTRIBUTE and repay those who came (pun intended) before and provided said Intel.

Self-Check: left click on your handle in the leftmost column, then left click the "Find Forum Posts", then assess the quality of the posts, not the quantity. How much have you contributed to the game?

Been there, done that (old school style)
http://www.aus99forum.com/showthread.php?113364-Learning-the-basics-by-a-Newbie&p=2624542&viewfull=1#post2624542

[GoldfishMan]

Lol, so many throwaway threads and suspiciously overzealous (talking about cheer-squad-level positivity here) new forum members lately.

[Hidden Python]

This is actually not a bad post as its has a different perspective to the same boring repetitive Q&As we get here.
Because its a sex forum i will keep in form and would have to choose Gene Simmons from Kiss, not only did Marvel make a coming book about the band, Gene is notorious for sleeping with nearly 5000 women

[ditchtheboss]

This is actually not a bad post as its has a different perspective to the same boring repetitive Q&As we get here.
Because its a sex forum i will keep in form and would have to choose Gene Simmons from Kiss, not only did Marvel make a coming book about the band, Gene is notorious for sleeping with nearly 5000 women

That I didn’t know about him

[Hidden Python]

That I didn’t know about him

Lol, the long tongue action he did on stage was his calling card to let the female fans know he eats pussy

[ditchtheboss]

Lol, the long tongue action he did on stage was his calling card to let the female fans know he eats pussy

Omg, we should make that our calling sign to WLs as we see a line up. Once one likes a girl from the line up, issue the call and if she reciprocates she is a winner

[Hidden Python]

Omg, we should make that our calling sign to WLs as we see a line up. Once one likes a girl from the line up, issue the call and if she reciprocates she is a winner

Many years ago in a brothel an blonde Aussie milf with a boob job in the introduction actually shake hands in the introduction and gave me the wiggly finger on the palm of my hand, that was all i need to choose her, she wasn’t disappointing at all, she rode me hard and fast for the whole hour

[danaussieguy]

Hahaha My apologies for the topic! I just want to take you off somewhere else! no offense meant!

[Hidden Python]

Hahaha My apologies for the topic! I just want to take you off somewhere else! no offense meant!

Mate don’t apologies, like i mention in my reply it is actual a good topic, and anything can be sex related, its actually good to be open minded and to think outside the box, the box is only good for sticking your dick into it and fucking things up.

[bung72]

Hahaha My apologies for the topic! I just want to take you off somewhere else! no offense meant!

No need to apologise.... it's some fun banter....

[danaussieguy]

No need to apologise.... it's some fun banter....

Godbless your heart mate! I just want good vibes!

[earl9122]

One Marvel superhero known for his charm and popularity with the ladies is Tony Stark, also known as Iron Man.

Tony Stark is a genius billionaire inventor and philanthropist who also happens to be a charismatic playboy. His quick wit, confidence, and charisma make him quite the ladies' man in the Marvel Universe.

G'day! If I were to pick a superhero, I reckon I'd go for Captain Marvel. She's got those rad superpowers like flight, super strength, and energy projection, and she's a real trailblazer in the Marvel universe. Plus, it'd be ripper to soar through the skies and save the day with a flash of cosmic energy! Why not add a bit of Aussie flair to the superhero game, right?

[ColesBag]

Superman would be good. I'd love to fly everywhere, especially over traffic.

[earl9122]

Superman would be good. I'd love to fly everywhere, especially over traffic.

Ah, Superman, the classic choice! Flying over traffic jams would be an absolute ripper, wouldn't it? Just imagine soaring through the sky, feeling the wind in your hair, and getting to your destination in a flash. Plus, the super strength and laser vision wouldn't hurt either. If you ever get your hands on a red cape, just remember to use those powers for good, mate!

[ColesBag]

Ah, Superman, the classic choice! Flying over traffic jams would be an absolute ripper, wouldn't it? Just imagine soaring through the sky, feeling the wind in your hair, and getting to your destination in a flash. Plus, the super strength and laser vision wouldn't hurt either. If you ever get your hands on a red cape, just remember to use those powers for good, mate!

Don't worry, I DGAFF about saving the world. I'm only in it for the flying.

[asiafever]

Captain America.
You see, I possess way too many of his faults already. I'm an idealist, I'm often naive and too trusting in my friends, I'm loyal to a fault, I'm far too willing to self sacrifice (like I constantly put other people's needs, feelings etc ahead of my own), and so on. So while I would love to have Hulks strength, or Iron Man's intelligence and money, I've always loved Batmans darkness etc, truth is, I know who I am

[steelfreddy2]

One Marvel superhero known for his charm and popularity with the ladies is Tony Stark, also known as Iron Man.

Tony Stark is a genius billionaire inventor and philanthropist who also happens to be a charismatic playboy. His quick wit, confidence, and charisma make him quite the ladies' man in the Marvel Universe.

Well, mate, if I had to pick a superhero to be, I reckon I'd go with Wolverine. He's a tough ol' character, just like us Aussies. With those adamantium claws and rapid healing, he's a survivor through and through.
so even I caught 'em STD, I'll surely heal!

[Chaewonie]

Orgasm man with the power to give people instant orgasms. Would be funny to give random people on the street an orgasm haha. Now that i think about its kinda super villainish.

[John_Diaz]

I would love to be ‘Love Sausage’ from the Boys (Reference below) and I’ll hook up with She-hulk.
https://the-boys.fandom.com/wiki/Love_Sausage

[Sibon]

I like to be Superpuntman or Wonderpunt.

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[abovetherim]

I don’t know about superhero but I wish I had invisibility as super power. That would be some perverted fun! Yes I’m a little twisted. I’ll visit all you guys sessions to see what goes on haha

[pornonporn]

the flash so i could finish quick;y

[GoldfishMan]

Surprised nobody has said Mr. Fantastic, this being a sex forum and all, lol!

[Migala]

I would be black punter or one feet man

[l337dude]

I would choose Ant-man, for obvious reason...just kidding :)

[GoldfishMan]

I would choose Ant-man, for obvious reason...just kidding :)

Ant-Man would've been my #2 choice, but he is severely disadvantaged by not being able to make only 1 part of his body grow big.

Not a problem for Mr Fantastic... I bet Invisible Girl gets it good all day everyday!

[l337dude]

Yea Ant-man should be the No.1 choice for you DATY/voyeurism lovers :)

The only problem with Mr Fantastic is his "stretchiness" seems to be soft and jelly like, also not sure if "too big" is a good thing, I'm average at best and I already received frequent complaints of being "big" :grimace: but I guess some girls may love the soft jelly-like stimulation lol

[GoldfishMan]

Yea Ant-man should be the No.1 choice for you DATY/voyeurism lovers :)

The only problem with Mr Fantastic is his "stretchiness" seems to be soft and jelly like, also not sure if "too big" is a good thing, I'm average at best and I already received frequent complaints of being "big" :grimace: but I guess some girls may love the soft jelly-like stimulation lol

Nah mate. He can be *hard* as well, lol... he's like a plastic man, dude, able to form into any shape he likes, be hard be soft. I reckon he'd be the ultimate fuck machine among Marvel superheroes.

[steelfreddy2]

the flash so i could finish quick;y

Hahahahaha Witty mate!

[earl9122]

Hahaha My apologies for the topic! I just want to take you off somewhere else! no offense meant!

After reading the whole thread, I didn't see anything wrong with your post mate! this is all good. Like @hidden Python said "This is actually not a bad post as its has a different perspective to the same boring repetitive Q&As we get here"
We all get fed up with the same questions and answers. No need to apologize and thank you for submitting this thread to freshen things up!

[imyouraussieguy]

Everybody wants to rule the world! I'm a Dragonball fan so I would like to be Son Gokou. have that instant teleportation whenever he likes to be in the world. well aside form his power of course.

[wasabi10]

Superman would be good. I'd love to fly everywhere, especially over traffic.

Super is OG! Definitely pick him

[Migala]

I'd like to be Richard Gere to save as many wls from their destiny lol

[ReginaldBubbles]

Last night I made a salad with tomato, cucumber, red onion, olives, anchovies, fetta. garlic, pepper and olive oil and it was way too powerful so I don't want any more powers.

[ColesBag]

Last night I made a salad with tomato, cucumber, red onion, olives, anchovies, fetta. garlic, pepper and olive oil and it was way too powerful so I don't want any more powers.

LOL

FFS lose the cucumber, it's the skim milk of the vegetable family, a tasteless fraud. And this concoction lose the fetta. Too overpowering. The rest of it though makes a good meal.

[GoldfishMan]

LOL

FFS lose the cucumber, it's the skim milk of the vegetable family, a tasteless fraud. And this concoction lose the fetta. Too overpowering. The rest of it though makes a good meal.

No way, I love cucumber. It has a refreshing flavour!

[Double_Adapter]

My childhood super heroes: Torrente and Mr Methane

[17012430]

I'd like to be Richard Gere to save as many wls from their destiny lol

Hahaha

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[Migala]

Lancelot of course, the white knight with a shiny armor