Cromps89
24-11-2023, 07:42 AM
Date of visit: this week (don’t want to say specific day cause only 1 girl working per day I believe)
Name of person: with held
Overall experience: 2/10
WIR: Definitely not
Seen this place being advertised a lot on the forums lately, thought I would take the punt and give it a crack.
Walk through the door, building is very old and run down, only 1 girl working. I ask how much for the massage, she said $35 for 30 mins. I give $50 and go to the toilet. The girl initially looked pretty, maybe mid-20s
I come out, seems like she has forgotten about the change. I specifically have to ask for it after a minute or two (first red flag). She then says she will give me the change later… usually doesn’t bother me, especially with my regulars because we know these funds will be later distributed, however, first time punt somewhere, I don’t like how it’s not offered or mentioned
I lay down on the table, it’s so hot and stuffy in the room, they have an old school air con pumping some warm air into the room. Girl comes in, leaves all the lights on, so it’s so bright in there. Part 1 is the worst massage of my life, filled me up with oil. Usually a bad part 1 is the signs of a bad part 2 (second red flag).
She leaves the door unlocked and open a little, which was strange, but I thought, maybe cause no one else was there she leaves it open for air ventilation. Then walks in another punter, I go to her, I think some one else is here. She walks out sees the person and walks back in, leaves the door open. I have to tell her to close the door and lock it. She comes back in with a towel. Ok, beautiful I think, she’s going to wipe off the kgs of oil she’s put on my back and legs. Roll over she says, and only precedes to clean my front. And the towel is cold, she says the warmer isn’t working (3rd red flag)..
She gives me 3 options, for extra, I opt for the middle one for 65. I think she mad it $65 because of the $15 she owed me, which is fine.she says the $65 is for b2b. Ok great. Things looking a little better.
She takes her clothes off, she starts to work. Puts another whole bottle of oil on the lil fella. There is no b2b, barely any interaction, barely any touching or feeling. She’s working on it for a min or two, keeps looking back at the clock. Im very disinterested by now. A lot of fake moaning etc. I grab my lil bro, and she says “oh good, you know yourself better than i do”, I finish myself off. I get up, my back and legs still full of oil, I ask her for the towel so I can clean up the oil. She lazily wipes down my back. I go yeah. And my legs as well, she lazily wipes them down to. I get the towel and clean myself.
Overall don’t know if it’s just a dud punt , or a dud establishment. I have seen some good reviews, and each person is different. The girl was wet very strange, she was awkward to talk to, couldn’t hold any conversation and very strange. I can spend $100 on other places and get 100x better service, such as 200stanmore, or 227NS, so I don’t know why I would waste another minute with coming back to this place.
Name of person: with held
Overall experience: 2/10
WIR: Definitely not
Seen this place being advertised a lot on the forums lately, thought I would take the punt and give it a crack.
Walk through the door, building is very old and run down, only 1 girl working. I ask how much for the massage, she said $35 for 30 mins. I give $50 and go to the toilet. The girl initially looked pretty, maybe mid-20s
I come out, seems like she has forgotten about the change. I specifically have to ask for it after a minute or two (first red flag). She then says she will give me the change later… usually doesn’t bother me, especially with my regulars because we know these funds will be later distributed, however, first time punt somewhere, I don’t like how it’s not offered or mentioned
I lay down on the table, it’s so hot and stuffy in the room, they have an old school air con pumping some warm air into the room. Girl comes in, leaves all the lights on, so it’s so bright in there. Part 1 is the worst massage of my life, filled me up with oil. Usually a bad part 1 is the signs of a bad part 2 (second red flag).
She leaves the door unlocked and open a little, which was strange, but I thought, maybe cause no one else was there she leaves it open for air ventilation. Then walks in another punter, I go to her, I think some one else is here. She walks out sees the person and walks back in, leaves the door open. I have to tell her to close the door and lock it. She comes back in with a towel. Ok, beautiful I think, she’s going to wipe off the kgs of oil she’s put on my back and legs. Roll over she says, and only precedes to clean my front. And the towel is cold, she says the warmer isn’t working (3rd red flag)..
She gives me 3 options, for extra, I opt for the middle one for 65. I think she mad it $65 because of the $15 she owed me, which is fine.she says the $65 is for b2b. Ok great. Things looking a little better.
She takes her clothes off, she starts to work. Puts another whole bottle of oil on the lil fella. There is no b2b, barely any interaction, barely any touching or feeling. She’s working on it for a min or two, keeps looking back at the clock. Im very disinterested by now. A lot of fake moaning etc. I grab my lil bro, and she says “oh good, you know yourself better than i do”, I finish myself off. I get up, my back and legs still full of oil, I ask her for the towel so I can clean up the oil. She lazily wipes down my back. I go yeah. And my legs as well, she lazily wipes them down to. I get the towel and clean myself.
Overall don’t know if it’s just a dud punt , or a dud establishment. I have seen some good reviews, and each person is different. The girl was wet very strange, she was awkward to talk to, couldn’t hold any conversation and very strange. I can spend $100 on other places and get 100x better service, such as 200stanmore, or 227NS, so I don’t know why I would waste another minute with coming back to this place.