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Wedge
29-11-2023, 09:37 AM
It's been a while so I thought I would share my last few punts at some newly opened shops. In advance, I'm sorry I'm terrible at remembering names and sorry if the review is a bit all over the place.
MMW Brendale (new) - saw this one yesterday on the hand dandy locanto thought I would give it a crack.
New shop, opened last week, the room is a room nothing fancy, big massage table which was a plus, the enterence is facing the main road but they also have a back entrance and I don't think they have a shower.
Rolled in and was met by a middle-aged Asian lady, she was okay-looking, tall and curvy. Booked a 45 min, massage was actually good, teased from the minute she walked in then said, massage first play later.
Options - 50, 100 and she said everything else was 150 including a slap and tickle.
Chose the 100 option, I flipped, she put her leg on the table and told me she liked it inside, so I happily obliged. After a bit I told her to get on the table, gave her a happy ending and she pulled me close and I Re-decorated her chest.
Massage - 7/10
Venue - 4/10 (aircon wasn't on so big negative but big table so positive)
Ending - 6 1/2 - 10
WIR? For now, yes, want to try some other staff to see if that's the standard or if I caught her on a good day.
EFM Strathpine (New) - have visited it a few times as its close and new and not too bad of an experience but all experiences have been different.
The shop is again facing the main road, but has parking out the back and a back entrance, no shower but the wipe down is with soapy water so gets a lot of oil off, rooms are smallish, table average all and all a small place.
Visit 1 - was pressed for time so walked on in, asked for a wham bam thank you, mam, paid $60, and had a nice young Asian girl, short, thin, young. She was enthusiastic, she started by teasing little Wedge and my balls, moved into the slow strokes, let me play with her boobs and get them out, I finished and had a nice time for $60. (haven't seen her working there again yet)
Visit 2 - to my surprise another young Asian girl, slim, taller, and enthusiastic. Popped in for a 30-minute massage this time, The massage was eh.. teasing was good and she massaged a little wedge before the flip. Options were offered, 50, 100 and 150 BS. I was feeling dumb and went for a BS, she stripped off and I flipped, she started with a nice tease then the body to body rub, she then sat between my legs popped little wedge between her thighs and grind away, after a bit I played with her well she played with me and had a nice finish, nothing too special but was fun.
Visit 3 - an older skinny lady took this one, massage was eh, teasing was good, took the $100 option, nice body, wet as anything as soon as we got started and loved her clit being tickled, she played around with little wedge like she was a scientist and it was a foreign object, then she got started and we both finished, I had fun, nothing to write home about but nothing bad either.
All in all hard to tell as each time was a different girl and different experience.
Massage - 3/10
Venue - 3/10
Endings - 7/10 (average between them all I guess)
WIR? Yeah, it's better than the others in Strathpine/Lawton, it's a place to go when you don't feel like driving to Aspley and just want to get a load off I guess.
Bobbitybob
29-11-2023, 10:30 AM
Thanks for the reviews. I'd driven past both and was wondering if they were any good. I'll give them a try.
Wedge
29-11-2023, 10:35 AM
I'm always a sucker to try a new shop just because you never know. As I said don't expect the gold standard, they are just average shops. Let me know if you visit the Brendale one and who you saw/thoughts on the place.
Frank Walker
29-11-2023, 12:07 PM
My only EFM was a boiler experience with 2 x boilers working there. I would be hesitant to recommend it for a northside joint
sfg17
29-11-2023, 01:42 PM
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Wedge
29-11-2023, 10:46 PM
Once you get past Aspley it's all boilers hahaha
Herpetalogy
29-11-2023, 11:34 PM
Go try Unique Thai in Stafford
Lots of new girls
Japan, Korea, Brazil, Taiwan
Young girls OMG very hot
PM me for details
Herpetology
30-11-2023, 11:37 PM
Why are you using a name similar nearly the same as mine again?
I Thought admin ban you Herpetalogy
Stop using a name similar to mine and delete this post asap
Or I will advice admin again
Herpetology is my name
A member for over 10 years
Herps
I am a well known member and do not like you posting this information
sfg17
01-12-2023, 05:15 PM
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ILoveAsianBabes
02-12-2023, 07:51 AM
I'm on Brisbane Northside.
Any recommendations of good FS girls please?
Must do DFK and GFE ... Cheers.
Wedge
09-12-2023, 03:16 PM
Just to clarify, next to Jacobs Bakery at Brendale
Naughtysecret
09-12-2023, 07:22 PM
Unique Thai - love the mirrors; and I did enjoy visiting a cute Taiwanese there who did haircuts (she is gone now, I believe).
But having my feet face the door of the room spooks me every time the door opens. For crying out loud, turn the tables around!
Is ‘haircuts’ a euphemism for something I’m not familiar with? Otherwise seems odd for a ML?
Gemin80
13-12-2023, 09:51 PM
Following on from Wedge I took a punt at the new place in Brendale. Met by an approavhing middle age shorter lady, nuce slim tight figure.
Gave a real good massage, working muscles and so forth. Soon as hit thighs TT was just included, stroked everything.
Happy to have hands explore her as she massaged back. Told to flip, and she asks what I'd like. Asked what she was thinking and replied no fs but everything else.
As I was taking the punt I went bs. Her on top, full slide, rub between them and back up to grinding on the shaft as she worked her hands.
Pretty impressed extras from a very tidy body.
WIR, sure, like Wedge said, worth checking out.
dave.j8811
14-12-2023, 09:33 AM
Following on from Wedge I took a punt at the new place in Brendale. Met by an approavhing middle age shorter lady, nuce slim tight figure.
Gave a real good massage, working muscles and so forth. Soon as hit thighs TT was just included, stroked everything.
Happy to have hands explore her as she massaged back. Told to flip, and she asks what I'd like. Asked what she was thinking and replied no fs but everything else.
As I was taking the punt I went bs. Her on top, full slide, rub between them and back up to grinding on the shaft as she worked her hands.
Pretty impressed extras from a very tidy body.
WIR, sure, like Wedge said, worth checking out.
Pricing?
Everything except da available? No hint at a name?
Gemin80
14-12-2023, 09:46 PM
3 pines for the bs. Sorry, missed her name.
BrisbaneSwede
19-12-2023, 12:32 PM
So I went to MMW the other day.
I got told the two girls who were on were 20s and 30s and I'd agree with that age. Didn't get names.
Big table it was good, TTN style tables.
50, 100 for HJ NHJ and 150 for BS and CBJ.
It's clearly a new place as i did get asked quite a few questions. Really trying to sus out the lay of the land.
I'll definitely give it another whirl and sample some others.
BrisbaneOptions
19-12-2023, 04:11 PM
So I went to MMW the other day.
I got told the two girls who were on were 20s and 30s and I'd agree with that age. Didn't get names.
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Really? Seems like this place is being run by the old Harmony shop owners from Zillmere.. a taiwanese group if I'm not mistaken. Hard pass.
Bobbitybob
20-12-2023, 11:53 AM
Dropped in to EFM to check it out, was greeted by a tidy PRC ML in the high side of 30's maybe in her low 40's. Pretty friendly and chatty. Being 6'2" I barely fit into the room, I don't know how she had space to move around but she managed.
Massage was definitely in the 'relaxation' style but was OK, as she moved to the legs the TT started and continued until the flip. Full menu was on offer and I went for option 3, left pretty happy.
WIR - yes, although the ML I had would be a 'boiler' to many on this forum, I had fun.
BrisbaneSwede
21-12-2023, 02:44 PM
Really? Seems like this place is being run by the old Harmony shop owners from Zillmere.. a taiwanese group if I'm not mistaken. Hard pass.
Well the one that I got would've been in her late 20s early 30s. I didn't see the other. By the conversation we had she definitely was around that age bracket.
Massage hunter
27-12-2023, 01:05 AM
No one got any one's names? Strange
Who Killed Tangerine
27-12-2023, 07:18 AM
No one got any one's names? Strange
It is strange. I will come up with some names for you.
LeBron James. Apparently plays Basketball
Kevin Rudd. Former Prime Minister
Jennifer Lawrence. Hollywood Actress
Maria, a Barista in the West End
Hope that helps
BrisbaneSwede
27-12-2023, 10:14 PM
No one got any one's names? Strange
Mandy and Lisa were on when I was there
BrisbaneSwede
15-01-2024, 02:42 PM
OK so.
1. Can confirm the girl I saw first time was L.
2. Went a second time and got a Cin** and she was shit.
ScarMan
07-02-2024, 10:00 PM
So I tried this Brendale establishment 3 Saturday’s ago- arrived to see another punter enter, so I waited 35 mins, saw him exit and then took my chance.
Met by a middle aged ButterFace, but persisted- I’d committed time to wait; a younger, fit (nameless) ML switched to help with my session.
Best deep, hard massage I’ve had - genuinely worked out some pains and was worthwhile and great value on its own. Serious and vanilla till time to flip, then offered a 1 or 2 pine option; went for 2, sloppy but enthusiastic; highly effective.
Limited English meant I didn’t get a name- I was strongly encouraged to book in future, and try the wax next time (I think). Not sure on that but I’m keen to try again and see if it’s consistent there
BrisbaneOptions
08-02-2024, 03:07 PM
Drove through an intersection in Zillmere (on Murphy Rd I think - near 7-11 and Dominoes?) - saw the most obvious shop front for a rub n tug in my life just near the bus stop. Flashing lights everywhere, wide open doorway, can't see this place lasting long at all. Anyone been? And have you been checked out since your visit??
BrisbaneSwede
09-02-2024, 09:18 AM
If it's that main intersection cops will be too busy with the nightly armed robberies at the IGA and 7-11.
Massage hunter
02-03-2024, 07:42 AM
Drove through an intersection in Zillmere (on Murphy Rd I think - near 7-11 and Dominoes?) - saw the most obvious shop front for a rub n tug in my life just near the bus stop. Flashing lights everywhere, wide open doorway, can't see this place lasting long at all. Anyone been? And have you been checked out since your visit??
Yes I did go here and there was one boiler. I asked if there were any young girls and she pointed to herself. I walked out. Politely though.
Massage hunter
06-03-2024, 01:06 PM
So in the first time at EFM I am assuming that you paid a basic fees plus 60. Or if it was just 60 its too good to be true
It's been a while so I thought I would share my last few punts at some newly opened shops. In advance, I'm sorry I'm terrible at remembering names and sorry if the review is a bit all over the place.
MMW Brendale (new) - saw this one yesterday on the hand dandy locanto thought I would give it a crack.
New shop, opened last week, the room is a room nothing fancy, big massage table which was a plus, the enterence is facing the main road but they also have a back entrance and I don't think they have a shower.
Rolled in and was met by a middle-aged Asian lady, she was okay-looking, tall and curvy. Booked a 45 min, massage was actually good, teased from the minute she walked in then said, massage first play later.
Options - 50, 100 and she said everything else was 150 including a slap and tickle.
Chose the 100 option, I flipped, she put her leg on the table and told me she liked it inside, so I happily obliged. After a bit I told her to get on the table, gave her a happy ending and she pulled me close and I Re-decorated her chest.
Massage - 7/10
Venue - 4/10 (aircon wasn't on so big negative but big table so positive)
Ending - 6 1/2 - 10
WIR? For now, yes, want to try some other staff to see if that's the standard or if I caught her on a good day.
EFM Strathpine (New) - have visited it a few times as its close and new and not too bad of an experience but all experiences have been different.
The shop is again facing the main road, but has parking out the back and a back entrance, no shower but the wipe down is with soapy water so gets a lot of oil off, rooms are smallish, table average all and all a small place.
Visit 1 - was pressed for time so walked on in, asked for a wham bam thank you, mam, paid $60, and had a nice young Asian girl, short, thin, young. She was enthusiastic, she started by teasing little Wedge and my balls, moved into the slow strokes, let me play with her boobs and get them out, I finished and had a nice time for $60. (haven't seen her working there again yet)
Visit 2 - to my surprise another young Asian girl, slim, taller, and enthusiastic. Popped in for a 30-minute massage this time, The massage was eh.. teasing was good and she massaged a little wedge before the flip. Options were offered, 50, 100 and 150 BS. I was feeling dumb and went for a BS, she stripped off and I flipped, she started with a nice tease then the body to body rub, she then sat between my legs popped little wedge between her thighs and grind away, after a bit I played with her well she played with me and had a nice finish, nothing too special but was fun.
Visit 3 - an older skinny lady took this one, massage was eh, teasing was good, took the $100 option, nice body, wet as anything as soon as we got started and loved her clit being tickled, she played around with little wedge like she was a scientist and it was a foreign object, then she got started and we both finished, I had fun, nothing to write home about but nothing bad either.
All in all hard to tell as each time was a different girl and different experience.
Massage - 3/10
Venue - 3/10
Endings - 7/10 (average between them all I guess)
WIR? Yeah, it's better than the others in Strathpine/Lawton, it's a place to go when you don't feel like driving to Aspley and just want to get a load off I guess.
Wedge
08-03-2024, 09:27 AM
I paid $60 all up, no massage just the finisher.
Massage hunter
08-03-2024, 11:18 PM
I paid $60 all up, no massage just the finisher.
PMd you Went to Brendale shop but couldn't find the EFM shop
BrisbaneSwede
10-03-2024, 08:56 AM
PMd you Went to Brendale shop but couldn't find the EFM shop
Big fucking red sign above the door next to subway on the main road.
Fungus the Bogeyman
10-03-2024, 10:05 AM
Big fucking red sign above the door next to subway on the main road.
No one could be this clueless and be able to drive a motor vehicle.
BrisbaneSwede
10-03-2024, 06:44 PM
No one could be this clueless and be able to drive a motor vehicle.
I swear to God this guy surprises me every day.
Massage hunter
10-03-2024, 06:55 PM
I swear to God this guy surprises me every day.
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10-03-2024, 07:27 PM
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BrisbaneSwede
10-03-2024, 07:35 PM
Dude.
1. You're not even in the right fucking suburb for EMF. If I squint that's Brendale Subway near the servo and gym?
2. What phone you using, a potato?
Gympie Road Strathpine. Intersection of Bells Pocket. There's a small shopping center there. Next to the subway on the main road. There's a barber shop, EMF and some other buildings.
Big. Red. Sign. Flashing. Neon. Lights
If you want give me 3 pines and I'll walk you in.
Do us a favour and don't try cross Gympie road without an adult.
Massage hunter
08-04-2024, 08:48 PM
Did end up going to this place. Got the M----a which is the heavier side but tight body. Enloyed her hard massage as well as the handy. Next time will get an hour with her.
No Pay
09-04-2024, 12:32 AM
did this use to work in your shop ?
https://brisbane.locanto.com.au/ID_6708017505/Aussie-NEW-GIRL-BUSTY-in-the-city-spice-you-up-now.html
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