Worst things to hear in a massage room - Funny and/or true

[Who Killed Tangerine]

Ok, funny is better than true, but it works better if it is true.

Here are 4 things I have heard in a massage room that I didnt want to hear. Some multiple times

1j Is it in yet? after fucking has commenced
2) Are you finished yet? A minute after commencing
3) I’m pregnant and you are the father. Helps if Ive actually had sex with them before, but immaculate conception and all
4)Bend over. Voice got deeper at aroma thai

What are some of yours?

[jimmyp]

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[coglll]

Haha last one might be a bit scary

[VFlowers]

"There's a woman at the reception; she says she's your wife"

[Gentlemanscarfacethird]

I’ve been in the massage room when an angry wife turned up regarding another customer. VERY heated exchange between ML and customers wife.

I’ve also been in the room when an angry boyfriend turned up looking for his girlfriend who was working. Also a VERY heated exchange and some damaged property.

[CarpetJam]

Will you fuck my dog?

[Who Killed Tangerine]

"There's a woman at the reception; she says she's your wife"

This actually happened?
Not really funny. Scary more like it

[Who Killed Tangerine]

I’ve been in the massage room when an angry wife turned up regarding another customer. VERY heated exchange between ML and customers wife.

I’ve also been in the room when an angry boyfriend turned up looking for his girlfriend who was working. Also a VERY heated exchange and some damaged property.
Lets lighten this up a bit fellas lol.
Scary stuff

[Who Killed Tangerine]

Will you fuck my dog?

An ml has asked you to fuck her dog?

[PhantomPunter]

ML asked can my sister join us

[x0lover]

ML asked can my sister join us

Which shop is that? Keen to try it out!

[Brissy Boy]

Which shop is that? Keen to try it out!

Plumeria Annerley used to have sisters working. They both left industry last year.

[Brissy Boy]

Client farted loud, ML ran out of room coughing.

[RLC]

ML asked can my sister join us

I actually had that from a private provider once.

[Puntersclub]

Aren’t they all sisters? Or best friends?

[Louis Cypher]

Bless me father for I have sinned

[Who Killed Tangerine]

I actually had that from a private provider once.
Did you have to pay extra?

[Navigator]

I actually had that from a private provider once.

was this Rachel B ?

[RLC]

was this Rachel B ?

No. Was called Sunny and worked out at Annerley.

[RLC]

Did you have to pay extra?

No, I politely declined as the offer would have stretched my window out too much. She was a regular, I had a spare 30 for a quick in out and that was it. To take up the offer would have required an hour and just could not do.