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The Sampler
08-03-2024, 02:42 PM
Update on the my ML cousin situation:
http://www.aus99forum.com/showthread.php?124128-A-Cousin-Problem&highlight=cousin

I have been out of the punting game since December last year for financial reasons and because i kept seeing my cousin come up in more rosters at shops i frequent and felt it just wasnt worth the risk.
Especially after the close call from last time.

Lunar New Year just passed and there was a family gathering where it all exploded.

Arrived at the gathering to find my relatives gathering around a table all laughing and being boisterous at/with my uncle telling them a story how he went into a massage shop for his bad back and my cousin was the one that came out to service him. She was wearing something not very ‘professional’ and thats what made him think it was not the kind of massage shop he was looking for.

He was telling everyone how he was innocently looking for pain relief and the shop looked legit as he always saw it on the way home etc etc. Half my family were laughing it up, the other half were calling him out for the bs that he knew what kind of shop that was.
He was trying to shift the focus back onto my cousin being an ML who wasnt there yet.

I think he was trying to get ahead of the story before my cousin could get her say in.

When she came, she immediately got ambushed by all the aunties and her parents. She got overwhelmed and left after 10 minutes, shouting at my aunties and calling my uncle a cheater.

To be clear, my uncle is also her uncle/cousin (however it works with older relatives), not her parent.

A few of my single/open male cousins/uncles said they read a cousin story here on aus99, so im kinda trolling them by posting this update and see how they react and try figure out who it is, because its a big family lol.
And i guess end of the day, punters will be punters, even if they are family.

Will continue to stay out of punting for now, its been 3 months and im not sure how much longer i can last mentally, but at least financially im prevented from doing so.

Thanks for reading along, and for those who managed to get their rocks off with her, congrats.

yunglean
08-03-2024, 02:57 PM
Lmao that's crazy. Your uncle is weird as fuck for exposing her tho

xboyx
08-03-2024, 03:54 PM
man the girl must have felt embarrassed like shit
your uncle/cousin is a jackass, why the heck he even thinks it's ok to reveal the stories to the whole family gathering

Nelly69
08-03-2024, 03:59 PM
LOL, man thats crazy shit. so did your cousin massage your uncle? or she walked out?

1. your uncle bumps into your cousin
2. you have other Cousin/uncles who reads this forum!

Your cousin is silly not traveling far for her job knowing you have a big family.

haha

The Sampler
08-03-2024, 04:17 PM
my uncle is of the older generation, who think they are clever despite needing their kids to "fix" their iphones.
The rest of the family think he is a dumbfuck behind his back.

I really think he was just trying to get his words in first to the family thinking she would expose him.

gamer2
08-03-2024, 04:26 PM
Are we, related?

T1ooo
08-03-2024, 04:32 PM
man what a family i see am= movie in this........ haahahahahahaha

internet is way way too open now days as is punting man, send me pics of ur sister please.

andrewv
08-03-2024, 05:37 PM
If it’s out in the open as you told it above, why are you holding back on punting?!

Who has something to hide????

scrim57
08-03-2024, 07:36 PM
Whats your background viet?

tcrawford
08-03-2024, 08:54 PM
That's really cruel, its fkn hard for genZ to survive Sydney cost of living. Honestly I don't know how they do it.

someguy88
08-03-2024, 09:59 PM
Surely the uncle just wanted the gossip?
Why spill the beans, she'd be just as concerned about keeping it hush as he would.

But in his defence was there a sign in the shop saying "strictly massage only" or "no sexual services"? That's all legit then yeah.

T1ooo
08-03-2024, 10:18 PM
Surely the uncle just wanted the gossip?
Why spill the beans, she'd be just as concerned about keeping it hush as he would.

But in his defence was there a sign in the shop saying "strictly massage only" or "no sexual services"? That's all legit then yeah.

knew it would come out, so preemptive strike

RodgHerMoore
08-03-2024, 10:28 PM
Wow... this is all kinds of fked up. But entertaining!! Lol. Thx for the share.

Uncle, cousins all punters. Punter gene runs strong in this family it does!

You're the skywalker family of punting.

Why would you want to be found out by your cousins for being a punter if they dont already know? I assume you dont want them to know?

Do you then really all want to compare notes about how you'd want to get a handie from her? Lol!!

Agree that your uncle is a prick for revealing. It's her own private business. See...that's why some WLs dont want to service their own kind.

Crazy stuff indeed.

T1ooo
09-03-2024, 12:40 AM
That's really cruel, its fkn hard for genZ to survive Sydney cost of living. Honestly I don't know how they do it.

Such is life pyt able to pay $1200 for a 1 bedder in the cbd a week. Sucking a lot of cock and eating lots of ass. Golden era of punting.

Moe
09-03-2024, 08:51 AM
Did we ever work out which girl this was?

justforfun2023
09-03-2024, 11:56 AM
Did we ever work out which girl this was?

Yeah bro it's OPs cousin ��

Kiryu0
09-03-2024, 12:29 PM
This uncle is so stupid. If he said nothing, she wouldn't mention anything. And the fact he brought it up first to cover his arse just end up exposing everyone for nothing. What an idiot, probably below room temperature IQ.

T1ooo
09-03-2024, 12:40 PM
Yeah bro it's OPs cousin ��

you win an internet award for 2023.

we wona know who it is so we can get a taste of that sweetness int he shops mate

1inchguy
09-03-2024, 03:24 PM
And this is why some shop girls prefer not to see the same nationality as them in case something like this happens.
As for the uncle/cousin especially older generations they don't know how to keep their mouth shut. They gossip like school girls..
Auntie's are the worst. Once they get wind of who's doing what, it spreads like wildfire. It wouldn't even stop. It could be 5-10years later they would still talk about it...
No wonder the girl would be embarrassed

RodgHerMoore
09-03-2024, 04:08 PM
Interesting, odd and in this case sad how horniness is asymmetric between the genders. Guy fx many girls he is a stud. Good. Girl does the same, slut. Bad

Trump has a well publicised fling with a porn star. No problem. If Nikki Haley had the same she would have been crucified ages ago.

This uncle blabs and they don't question him but turn to the cousin. Wasnt he the old lecher?

And she ended up being the one ostracised while his story was celebrated.

Maybe that's why Leia didnt want to use the force and people to know.

Climax598
09-03-2024, 04:47 PM
They all in the family know this uncle is a player that's why he can get away.
If the girl can earn good many money the family will want some of the money.

T1ooo
11-03-2024, 04:21 PM
plot twist, aunty owns the massage shop.

gamer2
11-03-2024, 04:27 PM
plot twist, aunty owns the massage shop.

Double plot twist, family gathering was at aunty new business

T1ooo
11-03-2024, 09:19 PM
Double plot twist, family gathering was at aunty new business

thats what i call a happy finish, uncle getting double hand massage!

Jackk
12-03-2024, 07:33 AM
That's one nasty uncle
And he dobbed himself in at the same time

L_Kun
12-03-2024, 07:37 AM
That's one nasty uncle
And he dobbed himself in at the same time

Dick move. Because he wanted to humiliate a family member, he was willing to use the double edged sword.

Uncle used take down. It wasnÂ’t very effective.