Steven Seagal
10-03-2013, 04:44 PM
Desires
12 Bellevue St.
Surry Hills,
Phone: 9281 8480
G’day All,
This is Half a Tale of Two Coco’s.
“It isn’t a far far better thing I do than I have ever done before”. (Chares Dickens is rolling in his preverbal grave at the moment.)
My last two punts have been with Asian milfs called Coco and this is the first review. As some of you know I have long suspected that importers have been bringing in generic Chinese milfs from the PRC for some time now in large container ships. I am now convinced this is true. These Cocos are virtually clones of each other, although I saw one in Red Sunset and the other, in today’s review, from 12 Bellevue.
Imagine for a moment we are on the wharves here in Sydney and a large container ship has landed from the PRC. Importers Cho ‘Fast Eddie’ Wang and Heng ‘Whiplash’ Fong open up their containers and the following conversation ensues.
Whiplash: I knew they’d fuck up our order of Coco’s!
Fast Eddie: What do you mean?
Whiplash: Look at these Cocos they are not up to spec.
Fast Eddie; What?
Whiplash; None of their pussies are shaved or waxed.
Fast Eddie: I specifically told them at the factory all waxed pussies!
Whiplash: There’s more hair on their cunts than trees in the jungles of Mu-Chi Chi!
Fast Eddie: You just wait til I get my hands on those wankers in Beijing.
Whiplash: What will you do?
Fast Eddie: Let me put it this way, I’ll do more than a wax job on them downstairs!
So there you have it. Both Whiplash and Fast Eddie go fucked without taking their pants off and I got two generic Cocos.
Let’s go to Bellevue.
There were only three choices when I arrived and stood in the wafting area. There was Korean Monica, a lady who didn’t seem to know her name and Maya who looks old enough to have been part of the original Mayan civilisation. I chose Monica.
Monica is short, thin, with b-cups and a willing attitude. We got into action straight away. Her bbj action is ok BUT she does this thing with her tongue where it feels like she’s trying to push it into the little pee hole of my cock. When anyone tries to insert anything into my wee-wee pee hole it hurts. I told her “Lighten with that tongue baby before I scream and cry and throw a shit fit!”
Passion and pain got the better of me and the next thing you know I was discussing a double with her. She said there was a new girl called Coco and she was nice with a good service. I agreed Coco it would be.
Monica left and soon returned with Coco. Coco was NOT a Lucy Liu type nor was she even an Amai Liu type. (You can Google Amai Liu.) She has a non-descript face and a couple of Bridgestone tyres for a waistline. She was in he rmid-40’s, had B-cups with cute suckable nipples and native bushland down below.
Well it was too late to do anything now so I might as well make the best of it, I thought. Her bbj was better than Monica’s as at least my wee-wee was left intact. I had her in mish and doggies and enjoyed Monica the same way. I wasn’t all bad folks.
As a matter of fact it was clear than even given her age, Monica was right that she had only been working for a week. She was clumsy at sex and that was actually endearing and her pussy was still quite tight for a lady of her vintage.
As I walked away from Bellevue I thought about Fast Eddie and Whiplash and realised how their conversation would have ended.
Whiplash: What exactly will you do to those guys downstairs for palming off those hairy Coco’s?
Fast Eddie: I’ll make them stick their tongues into the holes of each other’s wee-wees!
Whiplash: That’ll fix them.
Fast Eddie: Sure will.
It was nice being with you and until that next post on Coco at Red Sunset . .
Until that time folks . . .until that time.
Steven
12 Bellevue St.
Surry Hills,
Phone: 9281 8480
G’day All,
This is Half a Tale of Two Coco’s.
“It isn’t a far far better thing I do than I have ever done before”. (Chares Dickens is rolling in his preverbal grave at the moment.)
My last two punts have been with Asian milfs called Coco and this is the first review. As some of you know I have long suspected that importers have been bringing in generic Chinese milfs from the PRC for some time now in large container ships. I am now convinced this is true. These Cocos are virtually clones of each other, although I saw one in Red Sunset and the other, in today’s review, from 12 Bellevue.
Imagine for a moment we are on the wharves here in Sydney and a large container ship has landed from the PRC. Importers Cho ‘Fast Eddie’ Wang and Heng ‘Whiplash’ Fong open up their containers and the following conversation ensues.
Whiplash: I knew they’d fuck up our order of Coco’s!
Fast Eddie: What do you mean?
Whiplash: Look at these Cocos they are not up to spec.
Fast Eddie; What?
Whiplash; None of their pussies are shaved or waxed.
Fast Eddie: I specifically told them at the factory all waxed pussies!
Whiplash: There’s more hair on their cunts than trees in the jungles of Mu-Chi Chi!
Fast Eddie: You just wait til I get my hands on those wankers in Beijing.
Whiplash: What will you do?
Fast Eddie: Let me put it this way, I’ll do more than a wax job on them downstairs!
So there you have it. Both Whiplash and Fast Eddie go fucked without taking their pants off and I got two generic Cocos.
Let’s go to Bellevue.
There were only three choices when I arrived and stood in the wafting area. There was Korean Monica, a lady who didn’t seem to know her name and Maya who looks old enough to have been part of the original Mayan civilisation. I chose Monica.
Monica is short, thin, with b-cups and a willing attitude. We got into action straight away. Her bbj action is ok BUT she does this thing with her tongue where it feels like she’s trying to push it into the little pee hole of my cock. When anyone tries to insert anything into my wee-wee pee hole it hurts. I told her “Lighten with that tongue baby before I scream and cry and throw a shit fit!”
Passion and pain got the better of me and the next thing you know I was discussing a double with her. She said there was a new girl called Coco and she was nice with a good service. I agreed Coco it would be.
Monica left and soon returned with Coco. Coco was NOT a Lucy Liu type nor was she even an Amai Liu type. (You can Google Amai Liu.) She has a non-descript face and a couple of Bridgestone tyres for a waistline. She was in he rmid-40’s, had B-cups with cute suckable nipples and native bushland down below.
Well it was too late to do anything now so I might as well make the best of it, I thought. Her bbj was better than Monica’s as at least my wee-wee was left intact. I had her in mish and doggies and enjoyed Monica the same way. I wasn’t all bad folks.
As a matter of fact it was clear than even given her age, Monica was right that she had only been working for a week. She was clumsy at sex and that was actually endearing and her pussy was still quite tight for a lady of her vintage.
As I walked away from Bellevue I thought about Fast Eddie and Whiplash and realised how their conversation would have ended.
Whiplash: What exactly will you do to those guys downstairs for palming off those hairy Coco’s?
Fast Eddie: I’ll make them stick their tongues into the holes of each other’s wee-wees!
Whiplash: That’ll fix them.
Fast Eddie: Sure will.
It was nice being with you and until that next post on Coco at Red Sunset . .
Until that time folks . . .until that time.
Steven