Funniest thing you’ve experienced or seen while punting

[Skidmark]

I want to hear some hilarious or crazy stories you’ve seen or experienced while in a brothel or massage parlour having a punt

[JJBlows]

Now that i look back on it, it's kinda funny but I had to fuck in a waiting room and didn't realise that there were cameras in the room, did the deed and walked out to see my room pulled up on the big screen in the office for everybody to see

[Niceguy11]

Was visiting a regular WL in the Marrickville area. Got into the room and started to undress then I heard a knock on the door. Two seconds later, another WL who works in the shop walked in naked with hooker heels on. She said hello to me as she has seen me countless times either waiting in the shop or visiting my regular. She asked my regular for a cigarette then walked out. As she walked out, she was like "have fun". In my mind I was like hell yes. I thought it was hilarious.

[Viktorius69]

Wwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

[Backdraft69]

I was in the room behind the front desk in a massage shop.
A lady came in and asked a ML if they sold gift vouchers for her husbands birthday present.
The lady who was naked on top of me and myself tried very hard not to burst out laughing.

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[pornonporn]

i came in 4 seconds without her even touching my dick
i was just so horny

[carmen farquis]

Everyone would've seen this one.
A girl who is advertised as a 23 year old model.

[F0x]

After a sweatfest in mish with a regular, I lay down on her panting, her arms and legs wrapped around me.

After a few moments I went to get up, and the combination of sweat and skin as we pulled away from each other created a farting sound that reverberated through the massage place.

Me and ML were almost asphyxiated from laughing so much it was fantastic

[gco0307]

I am one of the lucky ones in that my wife knows I visit shops, and has no issues at all with it (have to set the scene).

Was seeing a girl once at a Brothel in Wollongong (we are talking late very early 2000's), well before I had a mobile phone. The lady was providing me with a great massage, both naked when there was a knock at the door and the receptionist (who was a close friend of my wife and I) walked in to let me know that my wife had called as work had been chasing me for an overtime shift that had become available if I was interested?
Now the truly funny part was that at that time, the lady massaging me had no idea of the relationship I had with my wife, or our friendship with the reception and seriously she did not know what to do or say.


A second time, wife and I were at Bondi receiving a nice fun couples massage. I was getting massaged when we heard my work pager go off, so the the wife checked and relayed the message that our production plat had an IT issue that was critical. At the time, we were not officially 'on call' but we carried pagers in a 'best effort' way. Anyhow, time for my wife to be massaged so I checked the message received and knowing the system thought it best to call the site. So here I am talking to the site foreman, talking him through some steps he could make while standing naked as a gorgeous masseuse performed a body-slide on my wife who was making sure that I knew she was enjoying herself as she kept stroking me. Somehow, talked the foreman through the fix and got back to things but that was seriously fun.

[GoldfishMan]

After a sweatfest in mish with a regular, I lay down on her panting, her arms and legs wrapped around me.

After a few moments I went to get up, and the combination of sweat and skin as we pulled away from each other created a farting sound that reverberated through the massage place.

Me and ML were almost asphyxiated from laughing so much it was fantastic

Hahahha, I can imagine that would be so funny bro! Thanks for sharing!

[scotindeeppuss]

I am one of the lucky ones in that my wife knows I visit shops, and has no issues at all with it (have to set the scene).

Was seeing a girl once at a Brothel in Wollongong (we are talking late very early 2000's), well before I had a mobile phone. The lady was providing me with a great massage, both naked when there was a knock at the door and the receptionist (who was a close friend of my wife and I) walked in to let me know that my wife had called as work had been chasing me for an overtime shift that had become available if I was interested?
Now the truly funny part was that at that time, the lady massaging me had no idea of the relationship I had with my wife, or our friendship with the reception and seriously she did not know what to do or say.


A second time, wife and I were at Bondi receiving a nice fun couples massage. I was getting massaged when we heard my work pager go off, so the the wife checked and relayed the message that our production plat had an IT issue that was critical. At the time, we were not officially 'on call' but we carried pagers in a 'best effort' way. Anyhow, time for my wife to be massaged so I checked the message received and knowing the system thought it best to call the site. So here I am talking to the site foreman, talking him through some steps he could make while standing naked as a gorgeous masseuse performed a body-slide on my wife who was making sure that I knew she was enjoying herself as she kept stroking me. Somehow, talked the foreman through the fix and got back to things but that was seriously fun.

yes you are lucky one , the choosen one...I guess most be sweating even dream of involving other half...

[scotindeeppuss]

I was new in punting world and didn't know game rules.
Gather courage and went to a massage parlour that was in CBD prime location, in order to be safe. On being asked what I am looking for by a pretty young receptionist. I bluntly said I want nude body slide with happy ending (that what I read online to ask). Receptionist deeply looked in my eyes with straight face and suddenly burst with laughter saying you need to communicate this with girl 'inside' on being asked by the masseuse.

[scotindeeppuss]

i came in 4 seconds without her even touching my dick
i was just so horny

hahaha....then had said the word 'ooops'

[scotindeeppuss]

I want to hear some hilarious or crazy stories you’ve seen or experienced while in a brothel or massage parlour having a punt

Whats your story mate??

[Skidmark]

Whats your story mate?? never had any really funny things happen but my first time was funny I’d jumped on the roids and was insanely randy and I was at work on a Saturday and went fuck it I’m going to go to a handjob hut I never knew about forums so I just jump on google and search rub and tug massage and call up and ask ahhh yeah so do you do happy endings anyways booked a girl went there and it was seedy as fuck not a discreet entrance and I go in and the place looks fucked it took everything for me to not just walk back out I was ushered into a room and the girl came in and she was just as shy as me it was like two autistic people on a date it was a good session though got her number got a few freebies out of it

[Nelly69]

i came in 4 seconds without her even touching my dick
i was just so horny

Did this happen at SBM?

[Coxswain]

Had a lady leave the room for a extended period. She came back with her hair wrapped in gladwrap. Initially I thought she was making extra coin 1/2 hour. No she had washed her hair and dyed it. Oh well , towel on the pillow.... had another pump

[Coxswain]

Had a lady leave the room for a extended period. Thought she was making some extra coin , 1/2 hour. She came back with her hair wrapped in gladwrap ! Washed and dyed her hair... oh well. Towel on the pillow , had another pump

[Coxswain]

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[Coxswain]

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[Lomax]

One time I was in negotiations with some Television Producers for an exclusive interview . Often after dinner at a good restaurant I would suggest “ Hey let’s order a couple Hookers to be delivered from a place I know in Burwood , but you guys are paying for it “
Funny thing was because I have such a small micro sized penis . I was never able to get a proper erection and be able to penetrate the attractive Thai escorts . After a few hours of sweaty flaccid frustration and the girls laughing at me - they would be sent away and I would cry myself to sleep .

[F0x]

I am one of the lucky ones in that my wife knows I visit shops, and has no issues at all with it (have to set the scene).

Was seeing a girl once at a Brothel in Wollongong (we are talking late very early 2000's), well before I had a mobile phone. The lady was providing me with a great massage, both naked when there was a knock at the door and the receptionist (who was a close friend of my wife and I) walked in to let me know that my wife had called as work had been chasing me for an overtime shift that had become available if I was interested?
Now the truly funny part was that at that time, the lady massaging me had no idea of the relationship I had with my wife, or our friendship with the reception and seriously she did not know what to do or say.


A second time, wife and I were at Bondi receiving a nice fun couples massage. I was getting massaged when we heard my work pager go off, so the the wife checked and relayed the message that our production plat had an IT issue that was critical. At the time, we were not officially 'on call' but we carried pagers in a 'best effort' way. Anyhow, time for my wife to be massaged so I checked the message received and knowing the system thought it best to call the site. So here I am talking to the site foreman, talking him through some steps he could make while standing naked as a gorgeous masseuse performed a body-slide on my wife who was making sure that I knew she was enjoying herself as she kept stroking me. Somehow, talked the foreman through the fix and got back to things but that was seriously fun.

FMD, where in Satan's asshole did you find a chick that's down for you to go Punt?

The only caveat I suspect would be that its reciprocal, i.e if missus wants to get the vitamin D from another bloke you'd have to be ok with that?

[gco0307]

FMD, where in Satan's asshole did you find a chick that's down for you to go Punt?

The only caveat I suspect would be that its reciprocal, i.e if missus wants to get the vitamin D from another bloke you'd have to be ok with that?

Married for many years (nearer 40 than 30).
Have been swingers in times past - and that includes solo for both of us.
No real jealousy between us either in that regards or any regard - we openly play 'spot the eye-candy' game for each other.
Have been lucky enough that while yes, solo is the more common approach we have had a fair few couples massages as well.

[Skidmark]

One time I was in negotiations with some Television Producers for an exclusive interview . Often after dinner at a good restaurant I would suggest “ Hey let’s order a couple Hookers to be delivered from a place I know in Burwood , but you guys are paying for it “
Funny thing was because I have such a small micro sized penis . I was never able to get a proper erection and be able to penetrate the attractive Thai escorts . After a few hours of sweaty flaccid frustration and the girls laughing at me - they would be sent away and I would cry myself to sleep .
This is such a feel good story thank you for sharing

[cplurt2]

It's kinda funny , I saw a gilf at an amp here in Sydney and booked the whole 45. We skipped straight to part threefor 45 minutes and for the life of me I couldnt get the nut off..with a few minutes left I finally released the swimmers and she flopped down on the floor and said you fucked too long. 25 minute maybe ok but all 45 minute ? I cum too much times! I slipped her another pineapple for the championship effort and just had an extra spring in my step the rest of the week. At my age I don't get a lot of wins like that

[JuneC]

massive storm took out electricity! Punting in the dark with cell phone light only

[Skidmark]

massive storm took out electricity! Punting in the dark with cell phone light only

Hey any port in a storm brother


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[scotindeeppuss]

never had any really funny things happen but my first time was funny I’d jumped on the roids and was insanely randy and I was at work on a Saturday and went fuck it I’m going to go to a handjob hut I never knew about forums so I just jump on google and search rub and tug massage and call up and ask ahhh yeah so do you do happy endings anyways booked a girl went there and it was seedy as fuck not a discreet entrance and I go in and the place looks fucked it took everything for me to not just walk back out I was ushered into a room and the girl came in and she was just as shy as me it was like two autistic people on a date it was a good session though got her number got a few freebies out of it

yes mate ....keep trying something funny will someway hit you...that's for sure :)

[scotindeeppuss]

that's the dedication ...keep it up!!

[Skidmark]

yes mate ....keep trying something funny will someway hit you...that's for sure :)

I’m ready for it mate[emoji6]


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[Ziggurat]

Well, I was in mish once and if I got too close the only way I could control not coming was by pulling out and suspending my cock in the air over her belly for about ten seconds.

The third time I tried this I was really close and when I pulled out to delay it again I didn't suspend my cock high enough. Consequently her pubic hair tickled my balls slightly. Oh no! It was enough to set me over the edge. To enjoy the vinegar strokes properly I had to get back inside her in a big HURRY. :shout:

[Icegodofhungary]

A regular WL some years ago. I'd been seeing her for years and we knew quite a bit about each others lives and family. Occasionally meet up outside for a chat, but mostly we talked while lying together or showering after the finish. Rarely talk much during the deed. One time during a long session, I'm pumping away in doggy, not quite ready to finish yet, she turns her head and says, 'You're taking too long, I want to tell you, my cousin got a new job!'

[Mr_KB666]

Went to a massage joint on the gold coast during a holiday, largish style shop that was super busy, the rooms were walled (not curtains) with doors, for some reason they were all open at the top so the sound carried. The guy in the room next to mine was having fun with two ML's and started giving a running commentary that everyone in the shop could hear. At that stage people started answering back and talking between the rooms - never heard anything like it before, the places are normally dead silent except for massage music and quiet talking but it was fucking hilarious.

[GoldfishMan]

Any of you have ever forgotten the name of the girl you booked when you rocked up to reception?

I've done it so many times and everytime is funnier than the last. The worst incident was when I completely drew a blank and had to quickly refer to the chat history on my phone to remind myself!

[Mr_KB666]

Any of you have ever forgotten the name of the girl you booked when you rocked up to reception?

I've done it so many times and everytime is funnier than the last. The worst incident was when I completely drew a blank and had to quickly refer to the chat history on my phone to remind myself!

:D that's how you know you are having too much fun punting - it has happened to me a couple of times when I just wanted to get off and was in a hurry

[c1teh9]

Any of you have ever forgotten the name of the girl you booked when you rocked up to reception?

I've done it so many times and everytime is funnier than the last. The worst incident was when I completely drew a blank and had to quickly refer to the chat history on my phone to remind myself!

Yeah bro I've done that a few times. Best is when I visit an ML who works for a few different shops and I use her other shop name which causes a few minutes of confusion for both me and the receptionist

[Icegodofhungary]

Any of you have ever forgotten the name of the girl you booked when you rocked up to reception?

I've done it so many times and everytime is funnier than the last. The worst incident was when I completely drew a blank and had to quickly refer to the chat history on my phone to remind myself!

Several times, yeah I’ve had to check the phone for the name a few times.

One time I used the girl’s real name (or what she told me - who knows?) instead of her shop name. Only that ‘real’ name was used by another girl who worked there. Confusion abounds.

[Kizuraz]

I may have mentioned this story on this forum before, but when it came time for the ML to ask me for extras, for some reason she separated the price for a hand job while topless, and then extra if I also wanted happy ending. The amount she was asking for me to also cum was ridiculous. It would've raised my total spend to FS level. I have no idea how she was planning on jerking me off and not have me cum, so I called her bs offer and opted for the hand job and no cum. The look on her face was priceless! After a small hissy fit, she agreed to a happy ending at a more reasonable price.

From then on, I learnt that if a girl is trying to rip you, just refuse any extras all together and they change thier tune real quick!,

[rooter]

Every time a WL tells me I am handsome, that always makes me laugh.
I am the ugliest bastard in Sydney.

[ditchtheboss]

Every time a WL tells me I am handsome, that always makes me laugh.
I am the ugliest bastard in Sydney.

She means your wallet is handsome

[ditchtheboss]

Had a long term WL and we used to meet outside the shop as well including at my place. She once told me that we should get together, she would leave the business and all she would have to do was to wait for me to die to have everything I own.

I am only early 40s, she would wait a long time unless she found a way to speed things up.

Not really funny but when I think about it i always have a chuckle.

Don’t worry folks I don’t see her anymore so I am safe.

[Skidmark]

A regular WL some years ago. I'd been seeing her for years and we knew quite a bit about each others lives and family. Occasionally meet up outside for a chat, but mostly we talked while lying together or showering after the finish. Rarely talk much during the deed. One time during a long session, I'm pumping away in doggy, not quite ready to finish yet, she turns her head and says, 'You're taking too long, I want to tell you, my cousin got a new job!' that’s honestly kind of sweet you must be a good bloke

[Skidmark]

Had a long term WL and we used to meet outside the shop as well including at my place. She once told me that we should get together, she would leave the business and all she would have to do was to wait for me to die to have everything I own.

I am only early 40s, she would wait a long time unless she found a way to speed things up.

Not really funny but when I think about it i always have a chuckle.

Don’t worry folks I don’t see her anymore so I am safe. bro I think she was the one I love people with dark humour

[Icegodofhungary]

that’s honestly kind of sweet you must be a good bloke

Thanks bro, dunno that I'm a good bloke, but she was a pretty cool chick.

[schloong]

Every time a WL tells me I am handsome, that always makes me laugh.
I am the ugliest bastard in Sydney.

That's funny coz I reckon [B]I'm[B] the ugliest bastard in Sydney :smile:

[Single Malt]

There was one time I was in a session balls deep in my regular and I overheard a punter come in and drop off a subway for her at reception.

I had a chuckle to myself because she definitely needed some sustenance after our hour long fuckfest lol!

[Axeman123]

Back in my Bonza days at a busy time was ushered to a little room under the stairs to wait. Fronted by a curtain, obviously a little store room. Julie throws curtain open for me n sitting in a plastic chair stareing straight back with bug eyes ,shitting himself was a Singh. Complete with turban. Only one thing for me to say.....Gidday Singh. He was none too impressed. Wasn't you was it Come to India??

[Ziggurat]

Julie throws curtain open for me n sitting in a plastic chair stareing straight back with bug eyes ,shitting himself was a Singh. Complete with turban.

During the deed does the turban stay on the whole time? That would be a sight to see. :shout:

Except at home, for religious reasons I understand they aren't allowed to take them off.

[ReginaldBubbles]

Only one thing for me to say.....Gidday Singh. He was none too impressed.

Maybe because not all Sikhs have the name Singh.

[GoldfishMan]

Ok, this happened literally a few days ago.

I have a habit of watching some porn on my phone to get me worked up before a sesh. I store my own personal porn stash in a folder in my Google Photos app, so I watch it from there.

So, there I was that day at the GC waiting room working up a boner watching my porn. Receptionist announces my girl was ready so I just swiped up to close the app and locked my phone, hopped and skipped to my lovely sesh.

Ok, fast forward to after my sesh. On my way home I dropped into the bottleshop to grab a bottle of Jameson. At the counter I said "hold on, I have flybuys".

Now here's the thing. The flybuys I use is my wife's. To scan it, I use a screenshot of the barcode that I store in my phone. So I whipped out my phone and fired up my GOOGLE PHOTOS APP....

FMD, the porn I was watching at GC instantly popped up! The guy in the queue behind me gave a chuckle, I went "o shit!" and I almost dropped my phone. The lady gave me a raised eyebrow look and I must've looked like a tomato finishing that transaction and gedding the hell outta there, lollll!!

[Icegodofhungary]

Lol, pretty awkward mate. Sounds like the winner in that story was the guy behind you in the line.

[jaquedm1307]

Went up Newcastle late last year found a massage shop sharing parking with a real estate agents with only one Chinese milf on a Sunday morning. 10 mins into massage counter bell rings so she leaves to attend to person - ducks her head in and says I won't be long then walks out.
5 mins later she comes back in saying 'that's was just a regular who never lasts long !!!!!
Where were we ....

I packed up and walked with the sounds of her swearing at me for not staying :-) paid $35 for 10 mins massage

[fapzillagorilla]

I was nose deep in some bush at one of Sydney's popular shops recently when i hear a knock on the door and before i can look up not 1 but 2 random dudes walk straight in.
I cant remember what i said but they just back out slowly. I never really thought about it before but make sure you lock your doors. its a bit of a mood killer lol.

[DueNorth]

Last November in Chiang Mai. I’d just had a happy ending. Walking past a closed bar the roller door half opens and a beautiful girl pulls me inside. Only one other person there with a tranny. Girl one proceed to introduce herself to my dick, blowing me much to the amusement of the other staff. Mamasan thought she’d come round and have a taste as well ( I was been generous with bar drinks). Later in a quiet corner I was introduced to another girl 2 who shyly was encouraged to blow me as well. The non working girl cashier was then dragged over and made to shyly blow me. Later after a blue pill. Girl 1and 2 used a private room for some fun. I left at8:00. There was no sleep involved. It was crazy fun.

[stallionmachine123]

I was in the room behind the front desk in a massage shop.
A lady came in and asked a ML if they sold gift vouchers for her husbands birthday present.
The lady who was naked on top of me and myself tried very hard not to burst out laughing.

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I am assuming this was perceived as a legit shop?

Pretty shitty form if the lady walked in on you whilst getting a massage.

[stallionmachine123]

I was at a shop in Petersham the girls were cooking some shit and the smoke alarm went off.

I was thinking last thing I want was the fire brigade or cops coming and I have to stay back giving a report lol

[Incognito]

I was at a shop in the city where the had floor to ceiling walls and I could even over hear over the music.
The girls were talking about a customer so loudly who wanted the ML to "poo and pee pee in his mouth" they were all giggling from outside the room. My ML and myself couldn't help bit laugh at the situation.

[Backdraft69]

Ok, who was it.
I have been to many legit shops where sometimes a male customer will snore his fucking head off while getting the massage.
But today was a first. This guy was snoring and having a wet dream. It sounded like he dreamnt of 2 shots lol [emoji38].
The ladies were laughing, and on the flip, he went back to sleep [emoji42] FMD.
The poor lady boss was embarrassed and tried to get the other lady to wake him up.


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[jedibear]

I was once balls deep in a ML when the mamasan opened the door cos she wanted to use the room. Also had an ML walk in on me with another ML sucking my cock. Funny it made me go even harder...

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[fixatedperson]

I used to have a FWB who I fucked rough with hard spanking while visiting WLs every other day.

I was pounding away at a WL in doggy and forgot I wasn't fucking my FWB and I gave her an almighty slap, eliciting a "YEEEOOOWW"!!".

I apologised profusely and we both collapsed laughing. She complained that she needed to see other customers and didn't want a handprint on her ass. I assured her that her ass was pristine then railed her. Good times.

I had an ML attempt to upsell me to FS but I chose a handjob with her squatting over my face.

She seemed to find this position awkward to get a rhythm. After a few minutes she hopped off the table annoyed, lubed up her pussy, hopped back on the table and mounted me in cowgirl.

She wasn't very good at this either. So I wrapped my hands around her waist and hammered upwards into her until I came. She said "you're good at sex"...lol.

[Seafood]

I have a very sensitive gut, don’t know if this is funny, but when ml was giving my prostate a workout, it stimulated my bowel to react. She hit oil, and was not too impressed with the mess on the bed and her hands

[jedibear]

I have a very sensitive gut, don’t know if this is funny, but when ml was giving my prostate a workout, it stimulated my bowel to react. She hit oil, and was not too impressed with the mess on the bed and her handsOh fuck...did you ever go back after that?

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[themort]

I have a very sensitive gut, don’t know if this is funny, but when ml was giving my prostate a workout, it stimulated my bowel to react. She hit oil, and was not too impressed with the mess on the bed and her hands

Everyone loves a squirter.

[HiredGoon]

I walked face first into a huge glass shower door in a place in Surry Hills years ago. The hinges broke and the door fell off. Luckily I caught it and rested it against the wall and the session continued as planned. The WL thought it was hilarious!

[Mr Nice]

While negotiating a threeway with a couple of bar girls in Thailand over a game of pool, I noticed the shorter of the two check out her taller friends arse. I quietly asked the shorter one if she thought her friend was sexy and she blushed. Had some naughty thoughts on how things might play it later...

Took them back to a filthy ST Hotel and had the shorter girl on her back and the taller girl over the top of her in doggy. I was changing between fucking their pussies and really enjoying it. While fucking the tall girl in doggy I reached around and started rubbing her clit and she loved it. Then I grabbed the shorter girls hand and moved it onto the clit of the tall girl I was fucking. The taller girl didn't notice the change and it went for about a minute with everyone enjoying themselves.

At some point the taller girl realised that the hand on her pussy was her friend and yelled out "Oi". They had a few awkward words in Thai with each other and I just laughed

[putsputs]

My regular would always wear flat shoes, but she decided to wear high heels in one booking. When she opened the door, she saw me and greeted me, and as she walked in, she stumbled and tripped. I was close to her, so I managed to catch her, but we were both in an awkward position so we both fell on the ground. We were both cryinglaughing at what just transpired.

[dewayne]

Once after a fair bit of mish and doggy I asked if I could lay back down and get jacked off to cum. She did a great job and the first spurt hit her in the face, and she pulled her face back and one of the subsequent spurts flew up and hit me in the face too. In the moment I was shocked but it was pretty funny and we both laughed. I think she was proud she made me shoot that hard

[Elbortomorton]

One of mine was on the Gold Coast went to a massage place and when the time came to turnover the ML put a towel on my head lol

I tried to take it off but she said no , so basically I wasn’t allowed to watch her do her thing , now this made me think is she alone or is she swapping with someone else like even a dude, but I was to far into It and thought fuck it and went on with it finished up and then snuck out the back when she went to wash up

[CFH]

a guy who almost ran out of an establishment and to his nearby parked car in order to make a quick and discreet getaway lest anyone should see him. i mean, it was a semi industrial area at 11 at night. apart from punters there was no-one else around!

[Mojo]

I walked face first into a huge glass shower door in a place in Surry Hills years ago. The hinges broke and the door fell off. Luckily I caught it and rested it against the wall and the session continued as planned. The WL thought it was hilarious!

Ouch! It happens.

I was at Pymblehouse to see Thai Cindy. Was getting out of the shower before Cindy arrived to the room. I cut my small toe on sharp pointed tile next to the shower hinge. There was a bit of blood but ii all sort of knocked it down a few levels. Grabbed a tissue to plug it but I didn't want to get too adventurous on the bed in case it started again nor show the tissue wrapped on my toe.

Carried on standing at the edge of the bed for most of the session. Anal was on offer but I just wasn't in match form after that.

[Georgetheplumber]

Was in the Philippines a while back. Found a good looker lady; went back to the hotel. Ended up forgetting my key card and with the receptionist no where in sight, she offered to go back to her house. Little did i know it was gonna be over an hours drive leading to the middle of no where with a singular house that seemed like it was from a horror movie. Was i scared, yes.
Already there so proceeded to do what i intended. About 10 minutes in her mum walks into the room with a flash light, says something, walks off, and comes back instantly with a box of condoms.
Following morning i was dropped off to my hotel sitting a long side her and her mum talking about whether purchasing land or unit is the better choice. Good times.

[Keeping Up]

Was visiting a city private, who has been mentioned plenty on here, she apologised prior to starting as she was expecting an urgent call and she might have to take it during our session. Was getting nice and hot during the session and the phone rang. She left and said she’d be about 10 minutes and she’d make it up to me.

After a nice session she apologised again and told me it was her partner calling from Goulburn high security so she had to take the call.