Strip clubs

[Jack222]

Any good Sydney strip joint recommendations? sometimes just need to have a beer, see a couple of nice tits and be on me way.

[GoldfishMan]

This is like going to a gun shop and asking where to buy a water pistol.

EDIT: Apologies in advance for not being helpful.

[Double_Adapter]

Petersham inn and Ermington pub used to put on a strip shows on Friday arvos.

[andrewv]

Has Kings Cross run out of strip clubs?

[AHLUNGOR]

Has Kings Cross run out of strip clubs?


Yeap, all shut down since Covid and none reopened .

[Markin]

there's also a strip club at sefton but strip clubs are such a bad value compared to visiting an ML (or WL).

since we can legally have a lot more fun here in sydney why would we want to go to a strip club? you can get a pretty notch massage with a fun ending (or just get straight to the fun part) for not much more than you would spend on a frustrating lap dance at a strip club.... . strip club is a waste of time and money.

strip clubs are more of a thing where other forms of sex work are illegal.

[Kriskross]

Yeap, all shut down since Covid and none reopened .

Nope, Harem and Showgirls is still open in the cross.

[Spiral7]

Haven't been to a strip club in years, pure platinum and men's gallery used to be pretty good in the city this was years ago, not too sure if they have closed down now. I know velvet underground is still there drive past it whenever I am leaving the city, same as before haven't been in a few years so not sure on the current level of talent

[MrPB]

I personally don't see the appeal of strip clubs.

You go there, see a whole bunch of topless (admittedly attractive) girls. Buy some alcohol, and look around, potentially pay too much for a private dance and then be on your way with some blue balls.

That being said, I went to Minx about a year ago if you're after that.

[RO1312]

There was a YouTube clip documented recently that the girls at Sefton charge $100 for a 10 minute private dance that can involve touching from the waist up. Ridiculous in my opinion but some people are into that

[Mr_KB666]

You could always try Minx - https://www.minxbar.com/gallery

[Niceguy11]

There was a YouTube clip documented recently that the girls at Sefton charge $100 for a 10 minute private dance that can involve touching from the waist up. Ridiculous in my opinion but some people are into that

Are you serious ? That is crazy ! Better off seeing a ML of WL.

[Kizuraz]

Men's Gallery has now moved to Oxford St Darlinghurst (former Slide Bar/Restaurant). It's a cleaner, more well presented venue compared to the previous Pitt St location, but I don't think it's as wild as it used to be.
Private shows are $90/15mins. At best you may get a handful of boob or ass depending on the girl. I believe that the strip club legal rule is that they cannot sit on your lap without underwear/g-string.
It's really a different experience, you can spend several hours in the club area drinking and chatting with the girls both before and after the private show, rather than a in/out interaction with a ML/WL.

[Scott Phar]

Men's Gallery has now moved to Oxford St Darlinghurst (former Slide Bar/Restaurant). It's a cleaner, more well presented venue compared to the previous Pitt St location, but I don't think it's as wild as it used to be.
Private shows are $90/15mins. At best you may get a handful of boob or ass depending on the girl. I believe that the strip club legal rule is that they cannot sit on your lap without underwear/g-string.
It's really a different experience, you can spend several hours in the club area drinking and chatting with the girls both before and after the private show, rather than a in/out interaction with a ML/WL.
No touching allowed for 90 dollars right?

[Kizuraz]

No touching allowed for 90 dollars right?

Correct. Legally, strip clubs are no touching (from customer hands) at anytime. But that's not to say that some girls don't allow some light fondling at their discretion during a private show.
The girls are there to provide visual entertainment, not to perform ML/WL level acts, therefore you have to treat them as such.

[Scott Phar]

Correct. Legally, strip clubs are no touching (from customer hands) at anytime. But that's not to say that some girls don't allow some light fondling at their discretion during a private show.
The girls are there to provide visual entertainment, not to perform ML/WL level acts, therefore you have to treat them as such.

Got it. The reason I asked is because after visiting different clubs across Sydney, Melbourne, Gold Coast and Queenstown NZ, I have come to realise that there are different rules in each club. Most of them have a base rate and then extra on top for touching - which is openly advertised and so it's not some sneaky extra offered by the girl.

Touching rules are also different in different clubs. Some allow touching boobs bot no booty. Some others allow grabbing ass but no boobs. Usually no girls will allow kissing except in Kittens in Melbourne where in 50 dollars for 10 mins I got lfk and dfk from different girls - the best value for money at a strip club in my view. Minx in Sydney cbd by far has been the most expensive place I have been. $150-175 for 10 min dance and $50-100 on top for touching is ridiculously insane pricing. Will never return.

[heatherwillis]

I am curious about strip clubs; they can be quite the experience. Honestly, it depends on the vibe you're looking for. Some places are about flashy shows and great music, while others are more laid-back and chill. I think it’s all about what kind of night you want to have.If you’re in the mood for something fun and lively, you might want to check out a spot with a good reputation. I've heard good things about 신림셔츠룸가격 (http://xn--4y2by2l57ah4x.kr/) for a pleasant atmosphere. It’s important to feel comfortable wherever you go. Whether going with friends or just checking it out alone, have a good time!

[vitamin]

Been twice for Batchelor party years back. The vibe is different and likewise the value proposition.

You can sit and look at multiple dancers on the main floor without having to pay a cent. Just buy a drink or two.

There are girls who will sit and chat with you and try to get your business or score a private lap dance. So you get to chat with multiple girls and get to kind of know them a little.

The interaction with WL and ML is way more fast pace. You pick and you go. you done. you leave.

[Bobham]

The cross still has like 3 kicking

[Double_Adapter]

Been twice for Batchelor party years back. The vibe is different and likewise the value proposition.

You can sit and look at multiple dancers on the main floor without having to pay a cent. Just buy a drink or two.

There are girls who will sit and chat with you and try to get your business or score a private lap dance. So you get to chat with multiple girls and get to kind of know them a little.

The interaction with WL and ML is way more fast pace. You pick and you go. you done. you leave.

Another words; strip clubs are like refined expensive restaurants, brothels like buffet restaurants and RnTs like fast food outlets.

[GoldfishMan]

Another words; strip clubs are like refined expensive restaurants, brothels like buffet restaurants and RnTs like fast food outlets.

I'd swap them around. Brothels are like fast food, RNT are like fine dining, and SB punting would be the buffet style all-you-can-eat (but you have to pay through the teeth for it!).

Strip clubs, on the other hand, are like paying $$$ to go watch a cooking show. You don't actually get to eat anything but you get to look at how tasty it might be.

[Abracadabra]

It's been a long time since I visited strip clubs ~ in fact back to mid to late 90s in Brisbane when I had cause to be there regularly.
The lap dances at Show Girls were quite flexible and a lotta fun with "no hands between the legs" the main rule.
Got my hands slapped quite a bit by the lady managers prowling around the make sure you were behaving.
Some top class girls etched into my memory!

[Double_Adapter]

I'd swap them around. Brothels are like fast food, RNT are like fine dining, and SB punting would be the buffet style all-you-can-eat (but you have to pay through the teeth for it!).

Strip clubs, on the other hand, are like paying $$$ to go watch a cooking show. You don't actually get to eat anything but you get to look at how tasty it might be.

Yeah nah, I disagree bro.

Strip clubs and expensive restaurants both focus on the experience, the atmosphere, the bling, the glitz, eye candy, no touching, no feeling, servings are fucken small or non existent and are overrated, and they also charge like a wounded bull; and after you've left your're still hungry and end up heading to Macca's for a happy meal.

With rub ' n tugs and fast food outlets you know what you're getting, general run of milf meals, no variety, cheap, quick and dirty, no frills. And with every happy meal you might get a freeby or a kindy surprise all to get you hooked and coming back for more.

Brothels and buffets are similar in that they offer a smorgasbord of dishes, with an all-you-can pick and an all-you-can eat approach. People book way in advance and queue up to get a seating, it's value for money, pick what you want and eat what you want (like there's no tomorrow). Everynow and then you might get gastro but that's the price you pay.

For blokes with wives it's like fucken cooking and eating at home, private and cosy same boring shit different day, lots of prep work required and the clean up after the meal... say no more. After a while it becomes fucken monotonous and a chore, so you eat out whenever you can (or as money allows).

As for ad-lib players, those cunts are deep inside the jungle looking for food and on the lookout for prey trying to figure out how to capture, trap and cook the food. They forage for food daily, wondering when their next meal will be. Patience is key then they have to consider whether the food it's safe to eat. Hard work but the thrill of the hunt and the sense of achievement is second to none.

As for incels, well those cunts are on a fucken hunger strike.

[Scottphar]

Strip clubs are worst in terms of value. Private dances are a scam. Its good only if you want to sit in a corner and enjoy a drink or two - in that case it's better than going to a pub because you atleast get the eye candy. But once you start throwing money at the girls, theres no end to it. And regardless of how much you spend, you go home with blue balls.

[Zoobender]

Strip clubs are worst in terms of value. Private dances are a scam. Its good only if you want to sit in a corner and enjoy a drink or two - in that case it's better than going to a pub because you atleast get the eye candy. But once you start throwing money at the girls, theres no end to it. And regardless of how much you spend, you go home with blue balls.

Yeh strip clubs are a no go for me. I used to go all the time with my ex back in the hay day of the cross, she loved getting lap dances and turned both of us on so we would fuck like animals in the car right after. In that scenario it's fun but in a strange way I'm paying alot of money just to eventually fuck my ex gf in the car LOL. In saying this if you go with a girl then the dancers are much more open to being touched and also the girls kiss, touch etc. I think most of these strippers are lesbos. I went with mates a few times and it was bacially awkward af and no one got any action.

[massage addict]

Strip clubs are great for having a few drinks, looking at the girls, a bit of shit talk with them also before heading off to the massage parlour or brothel of choice.

[94wreckers]

Sefton Playhouse has a good selection of girls. Rosters on their facebook page and daily posting on their instagram stories showing the girls in the lingerie/bikini etc.

Yes it's 100$ for 10 minute show above the waist touching only etc. You can bargain with the girls for longer times at reduced rates etc. but at the end of the day their job is to trick you into thinking if you just pay alittle more then you'll get something out of it. Truth of it is, you never will. That's the business.

However if you just want a nice view while you have a beer, Sefton's all day

[vitamin]

I'd swap them around. Brothels are like fast food, RNT are like fine dining, and SB punting would be the buffet style all-you-can-eat (but you have to pay through the teeth for it!).

Strip clubs, on the other hand, are like paying $$$ to go watch a cooking show. You don't actually get to eat anything but you get to look at how tasty it might be.

You need to add more categories.

what about
Host clubs
soap lands


Also don't have to spend money at a strip club. Private dances are optional.

Can be described as finger food at a pub before Restaurant. Work up an appetite.

[Jack222]

Dropped in at Seton's during lunchtime. Beer is well priced and the ladies super friendly and cute. (obviously trying to score a lapdance). But hey, sometimes this is all a guy needs. A beer and attention from a hottie on tap.

[Pollux69]

Yeah nah, I disagree bro.

Strip clubs and expensive restaurants both focus on the experience, the atmosphere, the bling, the glitz, eye candy, no touching, no feeling, servings are fucken small or non existent and are overrated, and they also charge like a wounded bull; and after you've left your're still hungry and end up heading to Macca's for a happy meal.

With rub ' n tugs and fast food outlets you know what you're getting, general run of milf meals, no variety, cheap, quick and dirty, no frills. And with every happy meal you might get a freeby or a kindy surprise all to get you hooked and coming back for more.

Brothels and buffets are similar in that they offer a smorgasbord of dishes, with an all-you-can pick and an all-you-can eat approach. People book way in advance and queue up to get a seating, it's value for money, pick what you want and eat what you want (like there's no tomorrow). Everynow and then you might get gastro but that's the price you pay.

For blokes with wives it's like fucken cooking and eating at home, private and cosy same boring shit different day, lots of prep work required and the clean up after the meal... say no more. After a while it becomes fucken monotonous and a chore, so you eat out whenever you can (or as money allows).

As for ad-lib players, those cunts are deep inside the jungle looking for food and on the lookout for prey trying to figure out how to capture, trap and cook the food. They forage for food daily, wondering when their next meal will be. Patience is key then they have to consider whether the food it's safe to eat. Hard work but the thrill of the hunt and the sense of achievement is second to none.

As for incels, well those cunts are on a fucken hunger strike.

fantastic writing!


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[DannyMatov]

When it comes to strip clubs, it depends on what you're looking for. You can check out the local spots in the Van Nuys area. The vibe at some clubs around there can be pretty laid-back, and they have decent shows. It’s always best to check reviews first to understand what you're walking into. Some places cater to a more upscale crowd, while others are casual. If you're looking for a fun night out, Van Nuys strip club (https://rhinovannuys.com/) can be a solid option without breaking the bank. Just ensure you're ready to tip generously, as that's a big deal in these spots. It's all about having a good time and respecting the performers.