Got blue balled hard today

[The Sampler]

Today was one of those rare days on weekend where i have the house to myself, and i have been backed up with weeks of not punting due to saving up in this crazy cost of living crisis.

Anyways the planets were lining up, weekend free, balls full, wallet full, partner out of the home working and Summer at Sakura Smithfield who i have been eyeing for a while is on the roster.

Call up and turns out shes only available after 1pm, so half the day is gone but still i can wait!
I rock up and theres a dude i recognise from work skulking around the back waiting to get in.
Yeah nah not dealing with that, guy is a known snitch so i bail and send my apologies to the mamasan.

Decided to hit up an RNT in parra ive been meaning to check out
Greeted by a nice looking korean ML ive never met, she greeted me by patting balls. a great start.
Paid for the hour and about 5 minutes the ML was giving me some TT and a great lower back massage until my phone rang.
Was the lady partner informing me they let her off 3 hours early and she was on the way home, asked where i was and wanted to go grab some stuff from ikea.

Well there was no quick excuse i could give at the time besides i was out shopping but that would take up the whole hour, so i had to sadly excuse myself and gtfo and get home to avoid looking suss.
ML was stunned, thought she didnt something wrong, i was like no no ill come see you again. I let her keep the money since she did start and i thought that was only fair.
plus didnt want to deal trying to get money back while i was in a rush.

But man fuck me im not so in a good mood right now because i won't be able to punt again for a long time lol

[Zoobender]

Today was one of those rare days on weekend where i have the house to myself, and i have been backed up with weeks of not punting due to saving up in this crazy cost of living crisis.

Anyways the planets were lining up, weekend free, balls full, wallet full, partner out of the home working and Summer at Sakura Smithfield who i have been eyeing for a while is on the roster.

Call up and turns out shes only available after 1pm, so half the day is gone but still i can wait!
I rock up and theres a dude i recognise from work skulking around the back waiting to get in.
Yeah nah not dealing with that, guy is a known snitch so i bail and send my apologies to the mamasan.

Decided to hit up an RNT in parra ive been meaning to check out
Greeted by a nice looking korean ML ive never met, she greeted me by patting balls. a great start.
Paid for the hour and about 5 minutes the ML was giving me some TT and a great lower back massage until my phone rang.
Was the lady partner informing me they let her off 3 hours early and she was on the way home, asked where i was and wanted to go grab some stuff from ikea.

Well there was no quick excuse i could give at the time besides i was out shopping but that would take up the whole hour, so i had to sadly excuse myself and gtfo and get home to avoid looking suss.
ML was stunned, thought she didnt something wrong, i was like no no ill come see you again. I let her keep the money since she did start and i thought that was only fair.
plus didnt want to deal trying to get money back while i was in a rush.

But man fuck me im not so in a good mood right now because i won't be able to punt again for a long time lol

Damn mate. It's one of those days. That fucker from work really messed you up.

[Blackmore898]

Just find a good reason to go out. If u sneak out, that’s the risk u need to take.

[Riggers]

The definition of being cock blocked.

That's some bad luck, but kudos to you for doing what you needed to do.

[CFH]

the phone ringing in the middle of a good time...it's the stuff of nightmares.

[17012430]

Fuck you missed out bro Summer is a good time

[hellozmane]

careful bro, your work colleague might be on here

[Springwaterr]

This isnt an uncommon act, have heard from WL that sometimes in the middle of the session the customer would have to answer the phone due to partner calling and its a real mood killer

[badone]

Today was one of those rare days on weekend where i have the house to myself, and i have been backed up with weeks of not punting due to saving up in this crazy cost of living crisis.

Anyways the planets were lining up, weekend free, balls full, wallet full, partner out of the home working and Summer at Sakura Smithfield who i have been eyeing for a while is on the roster.

Call up and turns out shes only available after 1pm, so half the day is gone but still i can wait!
I rock up and theres a dude i recognise from work skulking around the back waiting to get in.
Yeah nah not dealing with that, guy is a known snitch so i bail and send my apologies to the mamasan.

Decided to hit up an RNT in parra ive been meaning to check out
Greeted by a nice looking korean ML ive never met, she greeted me by patting balls. a great start.
Paid for the hour and about 5 minutes the ML was giving me some TT and a great lower back massage until my phone rang.
Was the lady partner informing me they let her off 3 hours early and she was on the way home, asked where i was and wanted to go grab some stuff from ikea.

Well there was no quick excuse i could give at the time besides i was out shopping but that would take up the whole hour, so i had to sadly excuse myself and gtfo and get home to avoid looking suss.
ML was stunned, thought she didnt something wrong, i was like no no ill come see you again. I let her keep the money since she did start and i thought that was only fair.
plus didnt want to deal trying to get money back while i was in a rush.

But man fuck me im not so in a good mood right now because i won't be able to punt again for a long time lol

sorry to hear , why don't you put your phone on silent ? if it is a missed call , have a reason, like she is at work so you went out to the shops , walk (left you ph at home ) or a drive (then walk left ph in car ) ,, be ready ... good luck

[The Sampler]

sorry to hear , why don't you put your phone on silent ? if it is a missed call , have a reason, like she is at work so you went out to the shops , walk (left you ph at home ) or a drive (then walk left ph in car ) ,, be ready ... good luck

I guess I was just unprepared this time.

Usually I'm a very contactable person due to my line of work and the lady partner knows that. So it would be suss if I don't pick up or if I don't respond back within the hour.

Pussy whipped? Not really, if I pushed the matter probably would be fine. But just I'm overly cautious.

As for my workmate he didn't see me, but I bloody saw him. The guy was still in uniform lol

[SmithChips]

Your missus knows what you're up to. Be careful.

[asnabc]

Don't underestimate the power of gut feeling, that's the first thing partners feel when the other doesn't answer the phone.

[GoldfishMan]

Fuck you missed out bro Summer is a good time
Haha, you're a jerk!

[GoldfishMan]

Today was one of those rare days on weekend where i have the house to myself, and i have been backed up with weeks of not punting due to saving up in this crazy cost of living crisis.

Anyways the planets were lining up, weekend free, balls full, wallet full, partner out of the home working and Summer at Sakura Smithfield who i have been eyeing for a while is on the roster.

Call up and turns out shes only available after 1pm, so half the day is gone but still i can wait!
I rock up and theres a dude i recognise from work skulking around the back waiting to get in.
Yeah nah not dealing with that, guy is a known snitch so i bail and send my apologies to the mamasan.

Decided to hit up an RNT in parra ive been meaning to check out
Greeted by a nice looking korean ML ive never met, she greeted me by patting balls. a great start.
Paid for the hour and about 5 minutes the ML was giving me some TT and a great lower back massage until my phone rang.
Was the lady partner informing me they let her off 3 hours early and she was on the way home, asked where i was and wanted to go grab some stuff from ikea.

Well there was no quick excuse i could give at the time besides i was out shopping but that would take up the whole hour, so i had to sadly excuse myself and gtfo and get home to avoid looking suss.
ML was stunned, thought she didnt something wrong, i was like no no ill come see you again. I let her keep the money since she did start and i thought that was only fair.
plus didnt want to deal trying to get money back while i was in a rush.

But man fuck me im not so in a good mood right now because i won't be able to punt again for a long time lol

The ol "finally get some alone time because SO is busy for work/play/etc" trap. It's a trap because that's a situation that you have absolutely no control over. Anything can happen that can throw a monkey wrench in the works.

1000x better to punt on your own controlled situation, like other bros said use an excuse to get out and disappear for a couple hours.

Side note, I can imagine how comical the situation was when you spotted your colleague. What did you do, see him and then dodged behind a wall to take cover? Lolll...

[The Sampler]

The ol "finally get some alone time because SO is busy for work/play/etc" trap. It's a trap because that's a situation that you have absolutely no control over. Anything can happen that can throw a monkey wrench in the works.

1000x better to punt on your own controlled situation, like other bros said use an excuse to get out and disappear for a couple hours.

Side note, I can imagine how comical the situation was when you spotted your colleague. What did you do, see him and then dodged behind a wall to take cover? Lolll...

Was wearing sunnies, hat and a mask but I still did the old duck behind cover of the corner wall lol. Would of been screwed if he ran up to me to confront me but doubt he would have haha

[GoldfishMan]

Was wearing sunnies, hat and a mask but I still did the old duck behind cover of the corner wall lol. Would of been screwed if he ran up to me to confront me but doubt he would have haha

Haha, duck behind the wall and stick on it, lollll...

[11Bravo]

And here is another benefit of being (you say old, I say experienced): everybody knows you're partially deaf so when you don't answer your phone, "Sorry, didn't hear, just out walking, lot of noise..."

[Hedonisticfun]

How pussy whipped are you that you drop everything and run to the mrs even to the point where you’re in a room with a ml wtf lol

Pussy whipped ? Better than digging a deeper hole than fabricating a story to explain your absence . Once the other half has aroused suspicions the inquisition begins , she grabs that tail and won*t let go . You*ll either fault or confess , then at best only a woman*s scorn at worst , divorce and a great financial loss . Regardless personally eventually one comes unstuck

[Axeman123]

If you're chosen one is a half bit smart she'll only ask questions that she knows the answer to. The she'll wait n watch n nail you when you have no defences. Game over!!!

[hereformellysass]

Any chance on the parra shop?

[hereformellysass]

Any chance for the parra shop?;p