Disastrous

[Peter69]

Lads, just a little amusing story from an attempt at a recommended massage joint. Now I’m not one to out an establishment on my first experience there & won’t be doing that today other than say I won’t be going back anytime soon. So without writing a novel the short story is I booked a ML last week for today for a 1 hour. This ML had been recommended to me by another punter on here so I wanted to check her out myself. I get there for my 11am booking right on time. I was greeted by the old haggard mamasan who might I add was definitely not a MILF, possibly a GILF but one I’d run from instead of fuck. I tell her I’m here for Sunny, she nods, says $90 I hand it over. She points to the number 8 on one of the doors, says 8 ok, I go in. I’m in there waiting but for some reason I’m not getting undressed. I sit on the table fully dressed & scope out the room which is quite large. Anyways it’s been 5 minutes already & I’m beginning to feel uneasy, can’t explain or understand but this was definitely an instinct moment. Then there’s a knock at the door & lo and behold it’s the fucken Gilf!! I look at her & say Sunny’s coming? She nods yes Sunny coming, then she closes the door behind her, at this point I notice she’s wearing a fucken grandma type lingerie top! I again say to her Sunny yes I booked Sunny is she here! Mind you I have never seen Sunny’s face just her body on a photo & this wasn’t the same photo! I again for what I knew was my final investigation question ask her where is Sunny & as much as I didn’t want to hear her say what I knew she was going to say, she said it “Me Sunny”! At that point I knew I’d been fucked before my massage so I promptly turned grabbed my keys & wallet & said “Fucken hell lady, is Sunny here at all?”, she just looked and said I don’t know where!
I demanded the cash back for the old switcharoo trick she thought she pulled on me & bolted. She sheepishly handed it back knowing full well that she couldn’t pull off the sunny look. Anyways was fucken pissed so I drove past 200 Stanmore which I haven’t been to before & thought nothing could be worse than what just happened! Could only get a 30 minute as I was a walk in but at that point I didn’t care! Lovely receptionist hooked me up with the new Colombian Silvia who is really hot but strictly standard with no extra unfortunately for me but still nice girl & hot to look at. So that’s it, my shit experience, can’t complain too much as I haven’t had a lot of bad ones so in the future I’ll go with my gut I think 🤣

[Nelly69]

hahaha, thats fucked up.

[CFH]

wow. sorry but couldn't help chuckle also. seriously though, what a scam!

[faruk]

If you're not going to out the shop, then at least out the punter who recommended you

[Zoobender]

If you're not going to out the shop, then at least out the punter who recommended you

Don't out the punter mate. He isn't running the business he must have given you the recommend based on his experience which is all you can expect.

I do think you should out the shop. This is actually a scam, and the more of us that are aware of the shop the less ppl they can scam. Which in turn will hopefully mean they start playing fair... Sometimes shops here also take on the feedback and management can train or educate staff. Maybe the lady there was just an employee and she thought she could get away with it. Either way your call but I think if you are going to post this type of review then the shop name is a must. It's public service to your bros here.

Also mate really sorry that happened to you. Inexcusable

[massage addict]

Yeah 100% brother you need to name the shop, thats exactly what is forum is for.

The punter that gave you the recommendation is only telling the truth, he was lucky enough to get a decent girl at that shop and that's who he recommended you, the shop switched out the girl with the gilf, thats on them.

[Peter69]

Yeah all good lads, it’s part of the game, like I said I can’t complain too much, I signed up for the fun punting journey & mostly it’s been good but hahaha yeah today! Fuckkkkk I still can’t get that mamasan outta my head especially when she locked the door & there was no other cunt in the place, i could’ve been hogtied by the beast & no one would have ever heard me screaming! Ok well I’ll put it out like this, I will not be seeing the stage play Miss Saigon anytime soon!

[cassius]

Never ever get undressed before seeing the Girl. Ever.

[Peter69]

Usually it’s a no problem deal & the norm to get your kick off before she walks in, I’ve actually never had that happen before so yeah spidey senses were tingling when it should’ve been my cock!

[Axeman123]

Usually it’s a no problem deal & the norm to get your kick off before she walks in, I’ve actually never had that happen before so yeah spidey senses were tingling when it should’ve been my cock! Just look at the the funny side of it. The way you narrated it had me chuckling.

[GoldfishMan]

If he ain't gonna name the shop, we can get some clues from the post. It's gotta be a shop near Stanmore 200.

[blanet]

Not trying to shift blame but was there a reason for booking so early? The earliest I've ever booked is a day ahead, even then sometimes the girl doesn't show up for whatever reason but I confirm with them via wechat usually before I show up on the day to make sure she's working.

[JuneC]

at least you didn't get a ML with a moustache and deep voice "hey mate i'm sunny! drop those fkn pants down"

[trampslikeus55]

Mystery not naming the shop, but I think I have been to a view and cannot remember one with room 8. In fact I can only think of a handful with 8 rooms on multiple floors 👍

[HardCore]

I'm Sunny. hahahaha

[Peter69]

Not trying to shift blame but was there a reason for booking so early? The earliest I've ever booked is a day ahead, even then sometimes the girl doesn't show up for whatever reason but I confirm with them via wechat usually before I show up on the day to make sure she's working.

I messaged the joint the night before letting them know that I was still coming & the woman even complimented me for the message stating that I was the first person to let them know I was still attending my booking! I even texted when I was searching for parking this morning as it took me 50 minutes to get to Drummoyne (hint fellas & ffs don’t say you still can’t work it out)

[jedibear]

I messaged the joint the night before letting them know that I was still coming & the woman even complimented me for the message stating that I was the first person to let them know I was still attending my booking! I even texted when I was searching for parking this morning as it took me 50 minutes to get to Drummoyne (hint fellas & ffs don’t say you still can’t work it out)Thanks mate, legend. I think I know which shop in Drummoyne

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[Hennessy]

Uses to be Heavenly Hands and has since changed its name to Miss Saigon. Was a good shop when under Candy's management.

[Winnerwinter]

Hey man, i agree with the other guys here. 100% name and shame the place, it's not fair for you and its not fair to anyone going in there. if you went into a woollies and they charged you for items you didn't purchase it would be the same thing. if they're going to be doing that to good customers then people need to know, otherwise they'll never fix themselves and keep trying to stitch people up

[kingwally]

I had a disaster this morning as well. I went to my local RNT at pyrmont specifically to see a 21 yo slim Thai girl called Mimi. Sounds great I thought. The girl at reception calls "Mimi" in mandarin and I am thinking this girl might be a combo Thai Chinese...not so. In the room, in walks a Shanghai chinese girl about 50 plus ...sort of attractive in an older Chinese lady way but definitely NOT a 21 yo Thai girl. I was a bit pissed off but went through with it and got a reasonable massage and reasonable tug as well...but I only went there because of the advertised 21yo slim Thai girl. Never again for this place!

[Jack-Jack]

Lads, just a little amusing story from an attempt at a recommended massage joint. Now I’m not one to out an establishment on my first experience there & won’t be doing that today other than say I won’t be going back anytime soon. So without writing a novel the short story is I booked a ML last week for today for a 1 hour. This ML had been recommended to me by another punter on here so I wanted to check her out myself. I get there for my 11am booking right on time. I was greeted by the old haggard mamasan who might I add was definitely not a MILF, possibly a GILF but one I’d run from instead of fuck. I tell her I’m here for Sunny, she nods, says $90 I hand it over. She points to the number 8 on one of the doors, says 8 ok, I go in. I’m in there waiting but for some reason I’m not getting undressed. I sit on the table fully dressed & scope out the room which is quite large. Anyways it’s been 5 minutes already & I’m beginning to feel uneasy, can’t explain or understand but this was definitely an instinct moment. Then there’s a knock at the door & lo and behold it’s the fucken Gilf!! I look at her & say Sunny’s coming? She nods yes Sunny coming, then she closes the door behind her, at this point I notice she’s wearing a fucken grandma type lingerie top! I again say to her Sunny yes I booked Sunny is she here! Mind you I have never seen Sunny’s face just her body on a photo & this wasn’t the same photo! I again for what I knew was my final investigation question ask her where is Sunny & as much as I didn’t want to hear her say what I knew she was going to say, she said it “Me Sunny”! At that point I knew I’d been fucked before my massage so I promptly turned grabbed my keys & wallet & said “Fucken hell lady, is Sunny here at all?”, she just looked and said I don’t know where!
I demanded the cash back for the old switcharoo trick she thought she pulled on me & bolted. She sheepishly handed it back knowing full well that she couldn’t pull off the sunny look. Anyways was fucken pissed so I drove past 200 Stanmore which I haven’t been to before & thought nothing could be worse than what just happened! Could only get a 30 minute as I was a walk in but at that point I didn’t care! Lovely receptionist hooked me up with the new Colombian Silvia who is really hot but strictly standard with no extra unfortunately for me but still nice girl & hot to look at. So that’s it, my shit experience, can’t complain too much as I haven’t had a lot of bad ones so in the future I’ll go with my gut I think 🤣

man thats f'd up.... Funny but still f'd up and not to mention the trauma it brings

at least she refunded you the money i guess and what a waste of time

this is why i go to reputable shops or if theres no intel from other punters or the reception then i ask for line up

[Jack-Jack]

Sounds like a dogshit experience and exactly the sort of situation this forum is for.
Why not name the shop? It’s not as if that was some accidental roster mishap.


Don't out the punter mate. He isn't running the business he must have given you the recommend based on his experience which is all you can expect.

I do think you should out the shop. This is actually a scam, and the more of us that are aware of the shop the less ppl they can scam. Which in turn will hopefully mean they start playing fair... Sometimes shops here also take on the feedback and management can train or educate staff. Maybe the lady there was just an employee and she thought she could get away with it. Either way your call but I think if you are going to post this type of review then the shop name is a must. It's public service to your bros here.

Also mate really sorry that happened to you. Inexcusable

Agree with some of the other comments to name and shame the shop so that if they see this they can "explain" and come up with a funny plot twist

I'd give the punter who recommended sunny a benefit of a doubt unless they got a history or trolling or is a new account

for all we know he could of seen a hidden gem called sunny but she was like fk this shop is a hole i'm going to a better shop or she cancelled for the day so mamasan is now "Sunny"

havent tried the stanmore place - hows the looking and age of the girls there?

also $90 for RNT now for an hr?? dang

[Jack-Jack]

Don't out the punter mate. He isn't running the business he must have given you the recommend based on his experience which is all you can expect.

I do think you should out the shop. This is actually a scam, and the more of us that are aware of the shop the less ppl they can scam. Which in turn will hopefully mean they start playing fair... Sometimes shops here also take on the feedback and management can train or educate staff. Maybe the lady there was just an employee and she thought she could get away with it. Either way your call but I think if you are going to post this type of review then the shop name is a must. It's public service to your bros here.

Also mate really sorry that happened to you. Inexcusable


Never ever get undressed before seeing the Girl. Ever.


Usually it’s a no problem deal & the norm to get your kick off before she walks in, I’ve actually never had that happen before so yeah spidey senses were tingling when it should’ve been my cock!

yeaaaa i'm the same as i usually go after or during work so stripping can take time and if i wanna fold my suit etc so i usually strip down to my jocks and t-shirt by the time the WL or ML comes in

hasnt been an issue except one time at Tokio Studio? the one near chinatown where the lady looks a big bigger after she strippped down... i picked her off lineup based on face so lucky she was young and cute haha

this is why stick to the reputable and well reviewed shops haha

[Jack-Jack]

oh what thats punting and truely YMMV - run forest run and ban that shop from ur list haha

money aside i hate these sort of things cos its shit waste of time you leave blue balled and ruins ur schedule

[Peter69]

Yeah look the punter isn’t a newbie I don’t think & his recommendation was done in good faith but unfortunately it just wasn’t my day & granny didn’t want to lose her $90. I was really pissed because it took me nearly an hour to get there too so it was a fuckkkk I’ve driven all this way for nothing

[Kiki kong]

That shop at Drummoyne has recently changed hands last 2-3weeks. So your mate may have had good Intel but you just went a little late.

Good strategy to keep your jocks on before actually seeing the ML.

[stallionmachine123]

That shop at Drummoyne has recently changed hands last 2-3weeks. So your mate may have had good Intel but you just went a little late.

Good strategy to keep your jocks on before actually seeing the ML.

Yes and they kept the same mobile number got a text for a free massage and to refer.

I hope June comes back from China to this shop.

[hornedbeast]

Flea pit, pay peanut, get Sunny

[Boomer77]

I had a disaster this morning as well. I went to my local RNT at pyrmont specifically to see a 21 yo slim Thai girl called Mimi. Sounds great I thought. The girl at reception calls "Mimi" in mandarin and I am thinking this girl might be a combo Thai Chinese...not so. In the room, in walks a Shanghai chinese girl about 50 plus ...sort of attractive in an older Chinese lady way but definitely NOT a 21 yo Thai girl. I was a bit pissed off but went through with it and got a reasonable massage and reasonable tug as well...but I only went there because of the advertised 21yo slim Thai girl. Never again for this place!

Why not walk away?

[Peter69]

Flea pit, pay peanut, get Sunny
Yep had i had known it was a shit hole wouldn’t have gone

[kingwally]

Why not walk away?

Of course, I should have but I was short on time.

[JuneC]

Yo! This is Sunny! bend over mate!

[Peter69]

Yo! This is Sunny! bend over mate!

Hahahaha didn’t have to mate, as soon as I walked I felt that I got raped hard!

[SmithChips]

These must be mainland Chinese people. They like to do these type of dodgy shit and think customers are dumb.

[ReginaldBubbles]

These must be mainland Chinese people. They like to do these type of dodgy shit and think customers are dumb.

1.4 billion sure seems like a lot of people to generalise about.

[SmithChips]

1.4 billion sure seems like a lot of people to generalise about.

It's cut throat in this industry. Girls generalise about Indians and refuse Indian customers. Unfortunately mainland Chinese boilers are known to deceive customers. Bait and switch act ALWAYS comes from mainland Chinese boilers in my last 20 years of punting. Especially privates.