Project 2025 - Listing all, yes ALL massage shops in Brisbane and surrounds

[Ghost of BarneyRubble]

Lords and Ladies,
You have disappointed me as a forum.
So little information. So much nonsense.

Time for you to do your share to make this a better place.
That means YOU!

All you need to do is list EVERY massage shop in a suburb. ONE suburb
With the potential of at least a hj, right up to group gang bangs with a dog, rabbit and a donkey.
Legit shops with no extras can play jump rope

I want EVERY shop in a suburb. You will get credited as the source in post 2.
If you don’t list every shop in a suburb, you are welcome to post, but to achieve credit, every shop in a suburb must be accounted for

Next, age range, look type, and service range from the shop.
If you cannot provide this, you can can post, but some minor details requires to attain credit

Heres a template
Sherwood
Japanese Shiatsu - Older, Average, HJ - FS
Wilai Thai - 30-50, Average to OK, HJ - FS
Vivi’s - 20s to 40s, Mostly chubby, HJ - Wild Stuff

Next post will list the suburbs of Brisbane, Ipswich, Logan, Redlands and Moreton Bay.
Many of these suburbs will have no massage shops. Some will have tons.
Then its over to you guys.

Yabba Dabba Doo

[Ghost of BarneyRubble]

Brisbane
Acacia Ridge
Albion
Alderley
Algester
Annerley
Anstead
Archerfield
Ascot
Ashgrove
Aspley
Auchenflower
Bald Hills
Balmoral
Banks Creek
Banyo
Bardon
Bellbowrie
Belmont

Boondall (Source - HughJorgan)
2128 Sandgate Rd (Used to be cheap but now same price as others and run of the mill)

Bowen Hills
Bracken Ridge
Bridgeman Downs
Brighton
Brisbane Airport
Brisbane CBD
Brookfield
Bulimba
Burbank
Calamvale
Camp Hill
Cannon Hill
Carina
Carina Heights
Carindale

Carseldine (Source - HughJorgan)
521 Beams Rd, all extras available at a price but girls will negotiate, not bad

Chandler
Chapel Hill
Chelmer
Chermside
Chermside West
Chuwar
Clayfield
Coopers Plains
Coorparoo

Corinda (Thanks to Blacksnake)
Corinda Massage Therapy - 40+, Average, HJ only
Good Life - Sold to single operator - 40+, Average, HJ to more?
Sabai Sabai Thai - 20s- 50s, mixed, HJ to FS. If lucky might get an outside offer

Darra (Source - Ghost of BarneyRubble)
Chai Thai - 20s-40s, Awful to Attractive, HJ expected. Rarely more
Amazing Hands/Darra Station - 30s-40s, ok to Attractive. HJ to FS

Deagon (Source - Hugh Jorgan)
Laila Massage 140 Braun St advertise on Locanto regularly never stayed looks to be fairly average

Doolandella
Drewvale
Durack
Dutton Park
Eagle Farm
East Brisbane
Eight Mile Plains
Ellen Grove
England Creek
Enoggera
Enoggera Reservoir
Everton Park
Fairfield
Ferny Grove
Ferny Grove
Fig Tree Pocket
Fitzgibbon

Forest Lake (Source - Neox)
Lucky Massage. 20-50s, Average, can expect a HJ on offer at least to FS

Fortitude Valley
Gaythorne
Geebung
Gordon Park
Graceville
Grange
Greenslopes
Gumdale
Hamilton
Hawthorne
Heathwood
Hemmant
Hendra
Herston
Highgate Hill
Holland Park
Holland Park West
Inala
Indooroopilly

Jamboree Heights (Source - Ghost of BarneyRubble)
No Shops

Jindalee (Source - Ghost of BarneyRubble)
No Shops

Kalinga
Kangaroo Point
Karana Downs
Karawatha
Kedron
Kelvin Grove
Kenmore
Kenmore Hills
Keperra
Kholo
Kuraby
Lake Manchester
Larapinta
Lota
Lutwyche
Lytton
MacGregor
Mackenzie
Manly
Manly West
Mansfield
McDowall

Middle Park (Source - Ghost of BarneyRubble)
No Shops

Milton
Mitchelton
Moggill
Moorooka
Morningside
Mount Coot-tha
Mount Crosby
Mount Gravatt
Mount Gravatt East

Mount Ommaney (Source - Ghost of BarneyRubble)
No Shops

Murarrie
Myrtletown
Nathan
New Farm
Newmarket
Newstead
Norman Park
Northgate
Nudgee
Nudgee Beach
Nundah

Oxley (Thanks to Ghost of BarneyRubble)
Dee Thai (formerley Chai Thai Oxley) - 30-50, average to ok, HJ - Possibly more
M-Ley Massage - 60+, Awful, HJ to Probably anything you want
Westside Authentic Thai - 30-50, average to ok - Hj to fs.

Paddington
Pallara
Parkinson
Petrie Terrace
Pinjarra Hills
Pinkenba
Port of Brisbane
Pullenvale
Ransome
Red Hill

Richlands (Source - Ghost of BarneyRubble
Red Rose, 30-50, average to poor, hj to fs. Some do better service than others.

Riverhills (Source - Ghost of BarneyRubble)
No Shops

Robertson
Rochedale
Rocklea
Runcorn
Salisbury
Sandgate
Seven Hills
Seventeen Mile Rocks (Source - Ghost of BarneyRubble)
Chai Thai - 20s-40s, Awful to Attractive, HJ expected. Rarely more

Sherwood (Source - Ghost of BarneyRubble)
Japanese Shiatsu - Older, Average, HJ - FS
Wilai Thai - 30-50, Average to OK, HJ - FS
Vivi’s - 20s to 40s, Mostly chubby, HJ - Wild Stuff

Shorn

Sinnamon Park (Source - Ghost of BarneyRubble)
No Shops

South Brisbane
Spring Hill
St Lucia
Stones Corner
Stretton

Sumner (Source - Ghost of BarneyRubble)
No Shops

Sunnybank
Sunnybank Hills
Taringa
Tarragindi
Teneriffe
Tennyson
The Gap
Tingalpa
Toowong
Upper Brookfield
Upper Kedron
Upper Mount Gravatt

Wacol (Source - Ghost of BarneyRubble)
Yin Yang, 30-60+, poor to average, hj to fs

Wakerley
West End

Westlake (Source - Ghost of BarneyRubble)
No Shops

Willawong
Wishart
Woolloongabba
Wynnum
Wynnum West
Yeerongpilly

Zillmere (Source - HughJorgan)
5 Beckman St (plenty of extras, will cut time short if you let them
16 Handford Rd (Haven't been there but same owners as D Bay which was run of the mill)

Ipswich
Augustine Heights
Barellan Point
Basin Pocket
Bellbird Park
Blacksoil
Blackstone

Booval (Source - Epicdude221)
Lucky Clover - 30s to 40s, Okay to Great, HJ to bodyslide, depends on girl. Rear Entry
Lux Massage - 20s to 40s, Okay to Good, HJ to FS but rare. On an offside street.

Brassall
Brookwater
Bundamba
Carole Park
Camira
Churchill
Chuwar
Coalfalls
Collingwood Park
Dinmore
East Ipswich
Eastern Heights
Ebenezer

Ebbw Vale (Source - Epicdude221)
Begionia Massage - 30s, Okay, HJ plus more but doubt FS. Very open entry right on main road traffic lights.

Flinders View
Gailes
Goodna
Haigslea

Ipswich (Source - Epicdude221)
Nice Orchid Massage - 30s and up, Poor to Okay, HJ to Prostate massage possibly more now but doubt it. Center of the city very public entry.

Karalee
Karrabin
Leichhardt
Moores Pocket
Muirlea
New Chum
Newtown
North Booval
North Ipswich
North Tivoli
One Mile
Raceview
Redbank
Redbank Plains
Ripley
Riverview
Rosewood
Sadliers Crossing
Silkstone
Springfield
Springfield Central
Springfield Lakes
Swanbank
Tivoli
West Ipswich
Woodend
Wulkuraka
Yamanto

Moreton Bay
Albany Creek
Arana Hills
Armstrong Creek
Banksia Beach
Beachmere
Bellara
Bellmere
Bellthorpe
Bongaree
Booroobin
Bracalba
Bray Park
Brendale
Bribie Island NP:
Bunya

Burpengary (Source - HughJorgan)
Thai Diamond North Shore Drv – nice rooms, good massage and extras one of the best in the north but advisable to book
Massage Centre 33 Progress Rd, fairly new but changed hands 01 July and haven’t been since then, offers most extras I think.

Burpengary East

Caboolture (Source - HughJorgan)
Lotus Massage 13 Beerburrum Rd, fairly average most extras on offer but will cut you short on time.
Olympic Star, King St most extras on offer but girl I saw was terrible, absolute rip off for time and service, 2nd worst punt ever.
Vicky’s 46 Beerburrum Rd, most extras on offer, didn’t stay.

Caboolture South (Source - HughJorgan)
Silk Touch 87 Morayfield Rd, basic rooms good extras (Nhj) and girls seem lively massage ok
Siam Star 110 Morayfield Rd basic rooms, looks legit but was offered hj massage was average
Chinese Massage (Hairdresser) 66 Morayfield Rd most extras on offer, fairly basic and clinical

Camp Mountain
Campbells Pocket
Cashmere
Cedar Creek
Cedarton
Clear Mountain

Clontarf (Source - HughJorgan)
Smile Thai (Near the bridge) thought it might be legit but does good massage and hj
You & Me Massage, 72 Hornibrook Esp lots of extras, separate rooms was fairly good
Thai Opal Massage, Maine St never been fairly sure it’s RNT

Closeburn
Commissioners Flat
Corymbia
D'Aguilar
Dakabin
Dayboro

Deception Bay (Source - HughJorgan)
18 Massage 41 Bailey Rd (Nhj ok massage but generally just average

Delaneys Creek
Donnybrook
Draper
Eatons Hill
Elimbah
Everton Hills
Ferny Hills
Godwin Beach
Greenstone
Griffin
Highvale
Jollys Lookout
Joyner

Kallangur (Source - HughJorgan)
1294 Anzac Ave (Hj maybe more now) The current barber is not bad and cheap
Lavender Massage 7/1428 Anzac Ave (Run of the mill)
Northside Chinese Massage 5/1468 Anzac Ave (Nhj used to be good massage as well as extras, haven't been for a while)
Jasmine Thai Massage has the flashing Open and Massage signs but is strictly legit and do a great massage

King Scrub
Kippa-Ring
Kobble Creek
Kurwongbah
Laceys Creek

Lawnton (Source - HughJorgan)
449 Gympie Rd (Hj a fair bit on offer I think)
Smile Massage 2/2 Ebert Pde (Hj recent ads indicate more on offer)

Lilywood
Mango Hill

Margate (Source - Hugh Jorgan)
Skyview Massage 282 Oxley Ave, all extras on offer, variable

Meldale
Moodlu
Moorina

Morayfield (Source - HughJorgan)
Red Cherry 193 Morayfield Rd standard RNT not bad not great
Kung Fu Panda 140 Morayfield Rd, large separate rooms, good massage NHJ maybe more, full standard pricing


Mount Delaney
Mount Glorious
Mount Mee
Mount Nebo
Mount Pleasant
Mount Samson
Murrumba Downs
Narangba
Neurum
Newport

Ningi (Source - HughJorgan)
Ningi Relaxation Centre, Bribie Is Rd, haven’t been since it became RNT but believe it’s ok, basic rooms as it used to be legit.

North Lakes (Source - HughJorgan)
Eden Lake Massage 1A/2 Halpine Dr, Mango Hill, had a quickie hj there once, was a bit expensive

Ocean View

Petrie (Source - HughJorgan)
Best Chinese Massage at the big intersection, never been there but looks RNT

Redcliffe (Source - Hugh Jorgan)
HK Massage 106 Sutton St never been believe there is one or more ladyboys there.
UME Massage 138 Sutton St, Nhj was good
59 Porter St a few months ago an RNT shop opened here but can’t find it now so may have gone.

Rocksberg

Rothwell (Source - HughJorgan)
455 Anzac Ave (Lots of extras, very ordinary massage)
Little Sakura Massage 727 Deception Bay Rd, Rothwell (Haven't tried but seems run of the mill)

Rush Creek
Samford Valley
Samford Village
Samsonvale
Sandstone Point
Scarborough
Stanmore
Stony Creek

Strathpine - (Source - HughJorgan)
Wonder Massage 497 Gympie Rd (Was offered bj)
Sa Massage, 660 Gympie Rd (NHJ maybe more)

Toorbul
Upper Caboolture
Wagtail Grove
Wamuran
Wamuran Basin
Waraba
Warner
Welsby
White Patch
Whiteside
Wights Mountain
Woodford
Woody Point
Woorim
Yugar

Logan
Allenview
Bahrs Scrub
Bannockburn

Beenleigh (Source - GentlemanBro)
George st Beenleigh
One next to the butcher. Always nice young girls providing full menu. Downside is a busy st and you get stared at waiting to get in
Other one is across the Rd last Shop along the driveway
Mixed here, have had some 30's one in her 20's same as other shop full menu on offer

Belivah
Berrinba
Bethania
Boronia Heights
Browns Plains
Buccan
Carbrook
Cedar Creek
Cedar Grove
Cedar Vale
Chambers Flat
Cornubia
Crestmead
Daisy Hill
Eagleby
Edens Landing
Forestdale
Greenbank*
Heritage Park
Hillcrest
Holmview
Jimboomba
Kagaru1
Kingston
Logan Central
Logan Reserve*
Logan Village
Loganholme
Loganlea
Lyons
Marsden
Meadowbrook

Mount Warren Park (Source - GentlemanBro)
Mt Warren Boulevard
Advertising as young girls 2 on shift. Reality is one girl 40's. At least she's honest when you ask. Nice hj and allows touching

Mundoolun
Munruben
New Beith
North Maclean
Park Ridge
Park Ridge South
Priestdale
Regents Park
Rochedale South
Shailer Park
Slacks Creek
South Maclean
Springwood
Stockleigh
Tamborine1
Tanah Merah
Underwood
Undullah1
Veresdale Scrub1
Veresdale1
Waterford
Waterford West
Windaroo
Wolffdene
Woodhill
Woodridge
Yarrabilba

Redlands
Alexandra Hills
Amity Point
Birkdale
Capalaba
Cleveland
Coochiemudlo Island
Dunwich
Karragarra Island
Lamb Island
Macleay Island
Mount Cotton
North Stradbroke Island
Ormiston
Point Lookout
Redland Bay
Russell Island
Sheldon
Southern Moreton Bay Islands
Thorneside
Thornlands
Victoria Point
Wellington Point

Sunshine Coast
Beerwah (Source - HughJorgan)
Lan Thai 21 Peachester Rd was legit now RNT a couple of poor Google reviews could be a fair bit in extras on offer same operators as You & Me Clontarf

[TwitterBang]

Taringa (source TwitterBang)

Acqua - All staff under 30 and HAF Services cater for everyone.
Never leave disappointed from here

[Ghost of BarneyRubble]

Taringa (source TwitterBang)

Acqua - All staff under 30 and HAF Services cater for everyone.
Never leave disappointed from here
NO SOUP FOR YOU!!

Spring Massage and Spa at 196 Moggill Rd also provides a HJ at least, unless I am mistaken

[Falcon2005]

Ok fags,
You have disappointed me as a forum.
So little information. So much nonsense.

I want EVERY shop in a suburb. You will get credited as the source in post 2.
If you don’t list every shop in a suburb, you can FUCK OFF

Yabba Dabba Doo

Im surprised Im the first to tell you to FUCK OFF. Not sure how you expect one person to be able o give you intel on EVERY shop in a suburb in the detail you expect. I certainly wouldn't to be your guinea pig to try on places that have questionable ML's (old boilers) or possibility of not providing what most are looking for.

[Ghost of BarneyRubble]

Im surprised Im the first to tell you to FUCK OFF. Not sure how you expect one person to be able o give you intel on EVERY shop in a suburb in the detail you expect. I certainly wouldn't to be your guinea pig to try on places that have questionable ML's (old boilers) or possibility of not providing what most are looking for.

Dear Mr Goose,
If people just start with one suburb at a time, it will be collated in my second post. Therefore helping EVERYBODY.
It isn’t for my personal records, it’s for EVERYBODY.

Most people who punt, they punt either local or in an area that they know and have tried multiple shops in an area.
If we pool our knowledge, we all benefit.
You can’t do one suburb? Shit, I will even take a suburb with no shops.
Middle Park - Zero Shops

There, now the second post is updated.

Next?

[Xzaga]

I think it's your attitude in your post that will put people off in offering their knowledge.


If you don’t list every shop in a suburb, you can FUCK OFF

Also, why do you need a single person to post information for ALL the shops in one suburb. Why can't you piece that information together from multiple sources?

[Ghost of BarneyRubble]

I think it's your attitude in your post that will put people off in offering their knowledge.



Also, why do you need a single person to post information for ALL the shops in one suburb. Why can't you piece that information together from multiple sources?
Didn’t realise we have such tender souls operating here.

Im not trying to herd cats here.
If the premise is too difficult, then you dont need to worry except to reap the benefit of others information.

I dont want 78 reports that 5 Star Annerley has hot young ladies who do it all.
I am more inclined to listen to the guy who can compare it to Angels in Paradise, Plumeria and that other nasty one in Dudley St.

Knowledge is power or we can continue to self implode as a forum and look for GILFs or best Fleshlights.

[VFlowers]

Very ambitious project; you're doing a PhD?
May I suggest a 2-stage approach?
Maybe first list all shops in a given suburb and then add intel about service range and quality later, as people are visiting those shops.





Ok fags,
You have disappointed me as a forum.
So little information. So much nonsense.

Time for you to do your share to make this a better place.
That means YOU!

All you need to do is list EVERY massage shop in a suburb. ONE suburb
With the potential of at least a hj, right up to group gang bangs with a dog, rabbit and a donkey.
Legit shops with no extras can FUCK OFF

I want EVERY shop in a suburb. You will get credited as the source in post 2.
If you don’t list every shop in a suburb, you can FUCK OFF

Next, age range, look type, and service range from the shop.
If you cannot provide this, you can FUCK OFF

Heres a template
Sherwood
Japanese Shiatsu - Older, Average, HJ - FS
Wilai Thai - 30-50, Average to OK, HJ - FS
Vivi’s - 20s to 40s, Mostly chubby, HJ - Wild Stuff

Next post will list the suburbs of Brisbane, Ipswich, Logan, Redlands and Moreton Bay.
Many of these suburbs will have no massage shops. Some will have tons.
Then its over to you guys.

Yabba Dabba Doo

[Xzaga]

Didn’t realise we have such tender souls operating here.

Im not trying to herd cats here.
If the premise is too difficult, then you dont need to worry except to reap the benefit of others information.

I dont want 78 reports that 5 Star Annerley has hot young ladies who do it all.
I am more inclined to listen to the guy who can compare it to Angels in Paradise, Plumeria and that other nasty one in Dudley St.

Knowledge is power or we can continue to self implode as a forum and look for GILFs or best Fleshlights.

I think it's more about being respectful when seeking information.


May I suggest a 2-stage approach?
Maybe first list all shops in a given suburb and then add intel about service range and quality later, as people are visiting those shops.

This would be a much more practical approach then simply waiting for a single person to have visited all the shops in a suburb being providing information.

Also, I think the challenge you might encounter is that information may get old fast as rosters change. Experience and looks are also subjective - a 10/10 for one person may only be a 6/10 for another

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[Blacksnake]

Corinda
One suburb next door to Sherwood
Corinda Massage Therapy - 40+, Average, HJ only
Good Life - Sold to single operator - 40+, Average, HJ to more?
Sabai Sabai Thai - 20s- 50s, mixed, HJ to FS
If lucky might get an outside offer

[Ghost of BarneyRubble]

Corinda
One suburb next door to Sherwood
Corinda Massage Therapy - 40+, Average, HJ only
Good Life - Sold to single operator - 40+, Average, HJ to more?
Sabai Sabai Thai - 20s- 50s, mixed, HJ to FS
If lucky might get an outside offer

Thank you Mr Blacksnake.
Congratulations, You are on the scoreboard.

[Ghost of BarneyRubble]

Very ambitious project; you're doing a PhD?
May I suggest a 2-stage approach?
Maybe first list all shops in a given suburb and then add intel about service range and quality later, as people are visiting those shops.
Im thinking of the poor bastard who just got out of a relationship and needs his fix
Im thinking of that guy that no one understands and he just wants a little bit of lovin’
Im thinking of that married man who is dead inside and a little bit of asian poontang gives him a reason to get up in the morning.

People are free to post stage 1 ie all the shops in a suburb, people are free to post what a shop(s) in a suburb is like.
No credit given in post #2 until all criteria for a suburb is met. I will be more brusque with some than others.
Coffee is for closers

[Ghost of BarneyRubble]

I think it's more about being respectful when seeking information.



This would be a much more practical approach then simply waiting for a single person to have visited all the shops in a suburb being providing information.

Also, I think the challenge you might encounter is that information may get old fast as rosters change. Experience and looks are also subjective - a 10/10 for one person may only be a 6/10 for another
Did i get your attention?

Shop ownerships and styles change. New shops open. Shops close.
Information can always be updated if and when things change

If some old duffer thinks mls in a store are 10/10 cause he has old man eyes and mr hot young guy goes in and thinks they are a 6. Fuck the young guy. He aint the demographic im looking for.
Whoever fills the info correctly to get a credit in post #2, gets the adulation, blame and comments if they post misleading or inaccurate information.

[Ghost of BarneyRubble]

Lets continue moving south with Oxley

Dee Thai (formerley Chai Thai Oxley) - 30-50, average to ok, HJ - Possibly more
M-Ley Massage - 60+, Awful, HJ to Probably anything you want
Westside Authentic Thai - 30-50, average to ok - Hj to fs.

[harry444]

Being told to 'fuck off' is not the way to attract my support.
Alpha male.

[Ghost of BarneyRubble]

Being told to 'fuck off' is not the way to attract my support.
Alpha male.
Thanks for telling me that. Feelings are important.
I just checked the post and nowhere did I say “Fuck off Harry444”

[harry444]

Actually you did. "If you don’t list every shop in a suburb, you can FUCK OFF".

[Ghost of BarneyRubble]

Actually you did. "If you don’t list every shop in a suburb, you can FUCK OFF".

Maybe i need my eyes tested, but i dont recall seeing an incomplete list of shops for a suburb from you.
If you list 5 Star Annerley and dont list the other shops in Annerley, dont need it. All or nothing.
If you want to just read and enjoy, well that doesnt involve being told to Fuck Off.

But im not getting bogged down in tender feelings. Its called Project 2025 for a reason.
Read, cry or contribute, I dont care. Well I care about valuable contributions, not time wasting.

Darra
Chai Thai - 20s-40s, Awful to Attractive, HJ expected. Rarely more
Amazing Hands/Darra Station - 30s-40s, ok to Attractive. HJ to FS

[Ghost of BarneyRubble]

I have reworded the OP due to the sensitive types.
Now, can we have some contributions?

[thunderdome]

Not many people know or go to every shop in a suburb. Collating Intel from every shop requires input from many punters. So U should welcome all input even if it's about 1 lesser known shop and collate it, minimising duplication. Intelligence agencies gather input from many sources to build their database of info.

[thunderdome]

You addressed your post to "Fags" so there's probably not many of them on here. You've already significantly reduced your sources of Intel.

[Ghost of BarneyRubble]

Not many people know or go to every shop in a suburb. Collating Intel from every shop requires input from many punters. So U should welcome all input even if it's about 1 lesser known shop and collate it, minimising duplication. Intelligence agencies gather input from many sources to build their database of info.
Many suburbs have zero shops. Many suburbs have one shop.
Several suburbs have two shops.
Not that hard.

Not that many suburbs have 3 or more.
Suburbs like Acacia Ridge are gonna be difficult. Same with Brisbane CBD. Nundah?

People are welcome to post about 2/3rds of shops in a suburb etc.
i really dont want 65 posts on one shop in a suburb of 4 shops


You addressed your post to "Fags" so there's probably not many of them on here. You've already significantly reduced your sources of Intel.
Excuse a stoneage caveman. Fags is a term of endearment.
Didnt realise the sensitive spectrum was so high on here.

Can no one see what im trying to do to benefit all you fuckers?

[harry444]

"Excuse a stoneage caveman. Fags is a term of endearment."
Speaking of fags and cavemen. Was Homo Erectus a horny gay caveman?

[Ghost of BarneyRubble]

Seventeen Mile Rocks (Source - Ghost of BarneyRubble)
Chai Thai - 20s-40s, Awful to Attractive, HJ expected. Rarely more

[thunderdome]

Many suburbs have zero shops. Many suburbs have one shop.
Several suburbs have two shops.
Not that hard.

Not that many suburbs have 3 or more.
Suburbs like Acacia Ridge are gonna be difficult. Same with Brisbane CBD. Nundah?

People are welcome to post about 2/3rds of shops in a suburb etc.
i really dont want 65 posts on one shop in a suburb of 4 shops


Excuse a stoneage caveman. Fags is a term of endearment.
Didnt realise the sensitive spectrum was so high on here.

Can no one see what im trying to do to benefit all you fuckers?

haha nice try

The term "fag" has multiple meanings:
US informal and offensive: Refers to a homosexual man.
UK slang: Refers to a cigarette.
Offensive: Used as a contemptuous term for a gay man or a contemptible or dislikable person.

Just saying...

[CatWizard]

Barney, thanks for starting this. what falls under "wild stuff"

[Ghost of BarneyRubble]

Jamboree Heights (Source - Ghost of BarneyRubble)
No Shops

Jindalee (Source - Ghost of BarneyRubble)
No Shops

Mount Ommaney (Source - Ghost of BarneyRubble)
No Shops

Riverhills (Source - Ghost of BarneyRubble)
No Shops

Sinnamon Park (Source - Ghost of BarneyRubble)
No Shops

Sumner (Source - Ghost of BarneyRubble)
No Shops

Westlake (Source - Ghost of BarneyRubble)
No Shops

[Neox]

Forest Lake.
Lucky Massage. Average can expect a HJ on offer at least

[Ghost of BarneyRubble]

Barney, thanks for starting this. what falls under "wild stuff"

Wild stuff = Your imagination plus a girl willing to do almost anything for money.

[Xzaga]

So who's doing the due diligence on ensuring that all shops are accounted for before it makes it to Post #2 and with credit?

It just seems like you're accepting shops at face value unless you personally have Intel on it

[Ghost of BarneyRubble]

Forest Lake.
Lucky Massage. Average can expect a HJ on offer at least
Thank you. Appreciate the response. What age range do you think they have at the shop?

In my experience you can expect a lot more than a HJ here, but quality is the question

[Ghost of BarneyRubble]

So who's doing the due diligence on ensuring that all shops are accounted for before it makes it to Post #2 and with credit?

It just seems like you're accepting shops at face value unless you personally have Intel on it

I am accepting what someone says at face value.
If someone else challenges it, then we reassess.
Like I said if an older guy says the girls are hot and a young guy thinks they are boilers, thats ok.

Right now, me and blacksnake are the only ones with intel posted and i agreed with bis assessment.
Neox almost has Forest Lake nailed down

People are free to challenge, correct or question anything in post #2.
In fact if we have alternate opinions, i will post both.

[Neox]

Thank you. Appreciate the response. What age range do you think they have at the shop?

In my experience you can expect a lot more than a HJ here, but quality is the question

I would say 20-40. I went there awhile ago so may had changed now. Wasn't too impressed with the quality.

[Ghost of BarneyRubble]

I would say 20-40. I went there awhile ago so may had changed now. Wasn't too impressed with the quality.

Thank you.
You are on the scoreboard. Id say 20-50 would be fair.
I have seen some stunners there before covid, but some absolute shockers too.

[funinqld]

This is a great idea and post. Wish i could add something but can't as I won't go and see mediocre and pay high prices for mediocre

[Ghost of BarneyRubble]

This is a great idea and post. Wish i could add something but can't as I won't go and see mediocre and pay high prices for mediocre
Thanks.
Good thing is you dont actually have to pay a cent if you do it right.
Walk into a shop, say hello.
Ask who is available. Look at all available. Ask What services are available. New laws make that easy.
Not a cent spent.
Report back with your completed suburb

[Epicdude221]

Booval

Lucky Clover - 30s to 40s, Okay to Great, HJ to bodyslide, depends on girl. Rear Entry
Lux Massage - 20s to 40s, Okay to Good, HJ to FS but rare. On an offside street.

Ebbw Vale

Begionia Massage - 30s, Okay, HJ plus more but doubt FS. Very open entry right on main road traffic lights.

Ipswich Central

Nice Orchid Massage - 30s and up, Poor to Okay, HJ to Prostate massage possibly more now but doubt it. Center of the city very public entry.


There is another shop in the middle of Ipswich but its just had horrible reviews forever so I've never been.

That's pretty much all of Ipswich City done that I know of, most suburbs don't have much but some suburbs you have listed under Ipswich are ages away, like Augustine Heights.

[HughJorgan]

Seventeen Mile Rocks (Source - Ghost of BarneyRubble)
Chai Thai - 20s-40s, Awful to Attractive, HJ expected. Rarely more

Have to reply to a post as cannot post my own

I have been to the majority of shops from Strathpine through to Caboolture and will list them for the sake of the exercise but putting down ratings and what you will get is fairly pointless for a few reasons (a) Staff change repeatedly and some of my information is 2 to 3 years old (b) The laws changed 11 days ago so what shops can offer now is quite different to what was the case beforehand, whether they do offer more or not is hard to know (c) Because of health issues (ED) I don't ask for FS so don't know if it's available or not as it's irrelevant to me.

Strathpine - Wonder Massage 497 Gympie Rd (Was offered bj)
Strathpine - Sa Massage, 660 Gympie Rd (NHJ maybe more)
Lawnton - 449 Gympie Rd (Hj a fair bit on offer I think)
Lawnton - Smile Massage 2/2 Ebert Pde (Hj recent ads indicate more on offer)
Petrie-Best Chinese Massage at the big intersection, never been there but looks RNT
Kallangur - 1294 Anzac Ave (Hj maybe more now) The current barber is not bad and cheap
Kallangur - Lavender Massage 7/1428 Anzac Ave (Run of the mill)
Kallangur - Northside Chinese Massage 5/1468 Anzac Ave (Nhj used to be good massage as well as extras, haven't been for a while)
Kallangur - Jasmine Thai Massage has the flashing Open and Massage signs but is strictly legit and do a great massage
North Lakes - Eden Lake Massage 1A/2 Halpine Dr, Mango Hill, had a quickie hj there once, was a bit expensive
Zillmere - 5 Beckman St (plenty of extras, will cut time short if you let them
Zillmere - 16 Handford Rd (Haven't been there but same owners as D Bay which was run of the mill)
Boondall - 2128 Sandgate Rd (Used to be cheap but now same price as others and run of the mill)
Rothwell - 455 Anzac Ave (Lots of extras, very ordinary massage)
Rothwell - Little Sakura Massage 727 Deception Bay Rd, Rothwell (Haven't tried but seems run of the mill)
Deception Bay - 18 Massage 41 Bailey Rd (Nhj ok massage but generally just average
Carseldine - 521 Beams Rd, all extras available at a price but girls will negotiate, not bad

Getting late now so will do the rest tomorrow.

[Skip07]

Thanks.
Good thing is you dont actually have to pay a cent if you do it right.
Walk into a shop, say hello.
Ask who is available. Look at all available. Ask What services are available. New laws make that easy.
Not a cent spent.
Report back with your completed suburb
What about YMMV? A 55 year old with a beer gut and three day growth isn’t going to get the same level of service as a good looking 30 year old who is in the gym three days a week.

[HughJorgan]

Getting late now so will do the rest tomorrow.[/QUOTE]

Here they are

Clontarf – Smile Thai (Near the bridge) thought it might be legit but does good massage and hj
Clontarf – You & Me Massage, 72 Hornibrook Esp lots of extras, separate rooms was fairly good
Clontarf – Thai Opal Massage, Maine St never been fairly sure it’s RNT

Deagon – Laila Massage 140 Braun St advertise on Locanto regularly never stayed looks to be fairly average

Margate – Skyview Massage 282 Oxley Ave, all extras on offer, variable

Redcliffe – HK Massage 106 Sutton St never been believe there is one or more ladyboys there.
Redcliffe – UME Massage 138 Sutton St, Nhj was good
Redcliffe – 59 Porter St a few months ago an RNT shop opened here but can’t find it now so may have gone.

Burpengary – Thai Diamond North Shore Drv – nice rooms, good massage and extras one of the best in the north but advisable to book
Burpengary – Massage Centre 33 Progress Rd, fairly new but changed hands 01 July and haven’t been since then, offers most extras I think.

Morayfield – Red Cherry 193 Morayfield Rd standard RNT not bad not great
Morayfield – Kung Fu Panda 140 Morayfield Rd, large separate rooms, good massage NHJ maybe more, full standard pricing
Caboolture Sth – Silk Touch 87 Morayfield Rd, basic rooms good extras (Nhj) and girls seem lively massage ok
Caboolture Sth – Siam Star 110 Morayfield Rd basic rooms, looks legit but was offered hj massage was average
Caboolture Sth – Chinese Massage (Hairdresser) 66 Morayfield Rd most extras on offer, fairly basic and clinical

Caboolture – Lotus Massage 13 Beerburrum Rd, fairly average most extras on offer but will cut you short on time.
Caboolture – Olympic Star, King St most extras on offer but girl I saw was terrible, absolute rip off for time and service, 2nd worst punt ever.
Caboolture – Vicky’s 46 Beerburrum Rd, most extras on offer, didn’t stay.

Ningi – Ningi Relaxation Centre, Bribie Is Rd, haven’t been since it became RNT but believe it’s ok, basic rooms as it used to be legit.

Beerwah – Lan Thai 21 Peachester Rd was legit now RNT a couple of poor Google reviews could be a fair bit in extras on offer same operators as You & Me Clontarf

[4FoW2]

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[4FoW2]

deleted as others know better

[Skip07]

He IS if he's got a fat wallet. He might even get more.
4FoW2
One of the nuances that hasn’t been taken into account with Barneys scheme.

[funinqld]

Its a good place to start. Good posy by Barney

[Ghost of BarneyRubble]

Booval

Lucky Clover - 30s to 40s, Okay to Great, HJ to bodyslide, depends on girl. Rear Entry
Lux Massage - 20s to 40s, Okay to Good, HJ to FS but rare. On an offside street.

Ebbw Vale

Begionia Massage - 30s, Okay, HJ plus more but doubt FS. Very open entry right on main road traffic lights.

Ipswich Central

Nice Orchid Massage - 30s and up, Poor to Okay, HJ to Prostate massage possibly more now but doubt it. Center of the city very public entry.


There is another shop in the middle of Ipswich but its just had horrible reviews forever so I've never been.

That's pretty much all of Ipswich City done that I know of, most suburbs don't have much but some suburbs you have listed under Ipswich are ages away, like Augustine Heights.
You are indeed an epic dude.
Thank you.
If someone has more massage shops than listed here, let us know.

[Ghost of BarneyRubble]

Have to reply to a post as cannot post my own

I have been to the majority of shops from Strathpine through to Caboolture and will list them for the sake of the exercise but putting down ratings and what you will get is fairly pointless for a few reasons (a) Staff change repeatedly and some of my information is 2 to 3 years old (b) The laws changed 11 days ago so what shops can offer now is quite different to what was the case beforehand, whether they do offer more or not is hard to know (c) Because of health issues (ED) I don't ask for FS so don't know if it's available or not as it's irrelevant to me.

Strathpine - Wonder Massage 497 Gympie Rd (Was offered bj)
Strathpine - Sa Massage, 660 Gympie Rd (NHJ maybe more)
Lawnton - 449 Gympie Rd (Hj a fair bit on offer I think)
Lawnton - Smile Massage 2/2 Ebert Pde (Hj recent ads indicate more on offer)
Petrie-Best Chinese Massage at the big intersection, never been there but looks RNT
Kallangur - 1294 Anzac Ave (Hj maybe more now) The current barber is not bad and cheap
Kallangur - Lavender Massage 7/1428 Anzac Ave (Run of the mill)
Kallangur - Northside Chinese Massage 5/1468 Anzac Ave (Nhj used to be good massage as well as extras, haven't been for a while)
Kallangur - Jasmine Thai Massage has the flashing Open and Massage signs but is strictly legit and do a great massage
North Lakes - Eden Lake Massage 1A/2 Halpine Dr, Mango Hill, had a quickie hj there once, was a bit expensive
Zillmere - 5 Beckman St (plenty of extras, will cut time short if you let them
Zillmere - 16 Handford Rd (Haven't been there but same owners as D Bay which was run of the mill)
Boondall - 2128 Sandgate Rd (Used to be cheap but now same price as others and run of the mill)
Rothwell - 455 Anzac Ave (Lots of extras, very ordinary massage)
Rothwell - Little Sakura Massage 727 Deception Bay Rd, Rothwell (Haven't tried but seems run of the mill)
Deception Bay - 18 Massage 41 Bailey Rd (Nhj ok massage but generally just average
Carseldine - 521 Beams Rd, all extras available at a price but girls will negotiate, not bad

Getting late now so will do the rest tomorrow.

This is awesome and i hope your Jorgan is indeed Huge.
Any idea of age range expectations at these shops?

As to your introduction, we start with the basics and get more ambitious.
Thanks for your help

[Ghost of BarneyRubble]

What about YMMV? A 55 year old with a beer gut and three day growth isn’t going to get the same level of service as a good looking 30 year old who is in the gym three days a week.


One of the nuances that hasn’t been taken into account with Barneys scheme.
“Scheme”, wtf is that supposed to mean?

Nuance isnt what we are after right now. A list with some semblance of where shops are, with basic expectations listed.
Its obvious that a complicated list of instructions for in depth information is not gonna work…at this stage.

[Ghost of BarneyRubble]

Now some will noticed I haven't contributed my 40+ years of visiting shops in Bris.( some won't care)
Why - well as HughJorgan points out so much changes even in a week. We all know of that cutie that started on Monday gave us a GFE on Tuesday and then was gone by Wednesday. When would you consider your intel to be "current"? A week? A fortnight? A month? Now I'm not trying to poo poo Mr. Rubbles intentions but as Mr.Organ says girls change, services change, management changes, week by week, sometimes day by day.
So lets not bother?
We start with basics of where shops are located.
We get a basic understanding of what to expect for a guy walking in unknown.

Intel changes of course, but not as much as you think. Some shops i have walked into six years apart have been identical. In all ways
A change of ownership or management is the biggest indicator of change.

Some shops have a more transient ml population, but the framework appears consistent eg ssds, four seasons etc.


I also think giving some misguided souls the impression that things are guaranteed at some shops is false illusion. I've been to SSDS, LMH, 4S and T5, all considered at some time to be consistent providers and had 10 out of 10 performance and yet on another day walked out going WTF?????
Its why we list the options as HJ to ???
Any punter expecting a level of service walking into a massage shop needs experience or to get his ego in check. Nothing is certain, which is why many of us love this experience.
Even mls who are almost certain FS type, can have a bad day, take a dislike to a customer or be too expensive for said individual.



If you take the time too do your research on this forum you will learn where your odds will be increased and you will learn that the other 95% are pure boiler or lesser quality RnT.

So what to do with Mr. Rubbles list - well first off thankyou a noble project.


Thank you
From my limited experience, most guys coming here are transient or of limited capacity.
We need to get a way to get the “better” punters here. Maybe this is a good start.
Most guys do not have your experience or capacity for understanding, so spoon feeding them may help.
If a guy is heading to West End today, would be nice for him to know where to go without wading through other online sources which are likely to end in confusion.
He comes here and goes I fancy a nice young ml with a professional touch and goes to Touch.


Secondly, get his list in a general area - do your research - find the "most reliable" option - that will be your default.
Then go visit the others, maybe drop into 2,3,4 ???? up to you but set yourself a disciplined approach that you are more than likely going to walk.
If you see a possible, do the 30 min tester, then decide. Remember you always have your default hopefully "reliable" shop to go to.

Yes this takes time and hassle. Don't want either just go to reliable shops. And also this is not good for pre booking.

As I have stated on this forum I have drastically reduced my punting, I have 3 types of shops now: Forget 80%, maybe drop in and peruse 15% and reliable 5%.
Some guys are creatures of habit and accept whatever bullshit his local shop offers.
Some guys want new and interesting experiences so explore the greater brisbane area.
The more experience we have, the easier it is to sum up a new shop within 5 minutes of walking in.
They want your money. Make them earn it.
Its like buying a car. If they know you are leaving with a car, you are fucked,
Always be prepared to walk and look at another car yard.
Make them sing and dance for your custom. Ask for a tour of shop. Be fussy about your kind of shop.
Must have a shower, a door that locks, reasonably sound proof rooms.
Ask to meet as many mls as possible on premises.

Always be prepared to walk.

[Ghost of BarneyRubble]

Getting late now so will do the rest tomorrow.
Here they are

Clontarf – Smile Thai (Near the bridge) thought it might be legit but does good massage and hj
Clontarf – You & Me Massage, 72 Hornibrook Esp lots of extras, separate rooms was fairly good
Clontarf – Thai Opal Massage, Maine St never been fairly sure it’s RNT

Deagon – Laila Massage 140 Braun St advertise on Locanto regularly never stayed looks to be fairly average

Margate – Skyview Massage 282 Oxley Ave, all extras on offer, variable

Redcliffe – HK Massage 106 Sutton St never been believe there is one or more ladyboys there.
Redcliffe – UME Massage 138 Sutton St, Nhj was good
Redcliffe – 59 Porter St a few months ago an RNT shop opened here but can’t find it now so may have gone.

Burpengary – Thai Diamond North Shore Drv – nice rooms, good massage and extras one of the best in the north but advisable to book
Burpengary – Massage Centre 33 Progress Rd, fairly new but changed hands 01 July and haven’t been since then, offers most extras I think.

Morayfield – Red Cherry 193 Morayfield Rd standard RNT not bad not great
Morayfield – Kung Fu Panda 140 Morayfield Rd, large separate rooms, good massage NHJ maybe more, full standard pricing
Caboolture Sth – Silk Touch 87 Morayfield Rd, basic rooms good extras (Nhj) and girls seem lively massage ok
Caboolture Sth – Siam Star 110 Morayfield Rd basic rooms, looks legit but was offered hj massage was average
Caboolture Sth – Chinese Massage (Hairdresser) 66 Morayfield Rd most extras on offer, fairly basic and clinical

Caboolture – Lotus Massage 13 Beerburrum Rd, fairly average most extras on offer but will cut you short on time.
Caboolture – Olympic Star, King St most extras on offer but girl I saw was terrible, absolute rip off for time and service, 2nd worst punt ever.
Caboolture – Vicky’s 46 Beerburrum Rd, most extras on offer, didn’t stay.

Ningi – Ningi Relaxation Centre, Bribie Is Rd, haven’t been since it became RNT but believe it’s ok, basic rooms as it used to be legit.

Beerwah – Lan Thai 21 Peachester Rd was legit now RNT a couple of poor Google reviews could be a fair bit in extras on offer same operators as You & Me Clontarf
Updated post #2

[4FoW2]

Deleted as others know better

[Herpetology]

G of BR: "From my limited experience, most guys coming here are transient or of limited capacity" Just one example of many.

You'll get more support if you change your condescending attitude.
4FoW2

Yes true facts Sir

This is a waste of time

I got 15 customers Monday LOL
Wax and massage lol
Herps
My Hidden Shop LOL is ok I never name my shop Mr Chips king man told me it is shit lol 12 months ago so do OMG FFS and FO off Mr Chips small spider under a rock
I do not care about this shit

[Ghost of BarneyRubble]

G of BR: "From my limited experience, most guys coming here are transient or of limited capacity" Just one example of many.

You'll get more support if you change your condescending attitude.
4FoW2
I am upfront with my condescension.
Unlike others who know it and feel it around here and pussyfoot around the obvious.
Reading through your posting history you partake in it as well, so spare me the moral high ground.
My goal is to be useful, not liked.

My resource is for all, dumbfuck, average punter, Wile. E coyote genius.
I do not discriminate in sharing knowledge and hope others can make this a better place than talking about fat ancient aussie chicks all the time.

[funinqld]

I am upfront with my condescension.
Unlike others who know it and feel it around here and pussyfoot around the obvious.
Reading through your posting history you partake in it as well, so spare me the moral high ground.
My goal is to be useful, not liked.

My resource is for all, dumbfuck, average punter, Wile. E coyote genius.
I do not discriminate in sharing knowledge and hope others can make this a better place than talking about fat ancient aussie chicks all the time.

Lmao good stuff. Its a review site. The laws have changed so lets be more open.

[Ghost of BarneyRubble]

Yes true facts Sir

This is a waste of time

I got 15 customers Monday LOL
Wax and massage lol
Herps
My Hidden Shop LOL is ok I never name my shop Mr Chips king man told me it is shit lol 12 months ago so do OMG FFS and FO off Mr Chips small spider under a rock
I do not care about this shit
Thanks for this waste of time from yourself.
Theres three minutes of your pigeon english you arent getting back

[Ghost of BarneyRubble]

Wacol
Yin Yang, 30-60+, poor to average, hj to fs

[GentlemanBro]

Mt Warren park
Mt Warren Boulevard
Advertising as young girls 2 on shift. Reality is one girl 40's. At least she's honest when you ask. Nice hj and allows touching

Two Shops in George st Beenleigh
One next to the butcher. Always nice young girls providing full menu. Downside is a busy st and you get stared at waiting to get in

Other one is across the Rd last Shop along the driveway
Mixed here, have had some 30's one in her 20's same as other shop full menu on offer

[PhantomPunter]

Now some will noticed I haven't contributed my 40+ years of visiting shops in Bris.( some won't care)
Why - well as HughJorgan points out so much changes even in a week. We all know of that cutie that started on Monday gave us a GFE on Tuesday and then was gone by Wednesday. When would you consider your intel to be "current"? A week? A fortnight? A month? Now I'm not trying to poo poo Mr. Rubbles intentions but as Mr.Organ says girls change, services change, management changes, week by week, sometimes day by day.

I also think giving some misguided souls the impression that things are guaranteed at some shops is false illusion. I've been to SSDS, LMH, 4S and T5, all considered at some time to be consistent providers and had 10 out of 10 performance and yet on another day walked out going WTF?????

If you take the time too do your research on this forum you will learn where your odds will be increased and you will learn that the other 95% are pure boiler or lesser quality RnT.

So what to do with Mr. Rubbles list - well first off thankyou a noble project.

Secondly, get his list in a general area - do your research - find the "most reliable" option - that will be your default.
Then go visit the others, maybe drop into 2,3,4 ???? up to you but set yourself a disciplined approach that you are more than likely going to walk.
If you see a possible, do the 30 min tester, then decide. Remember you always have your default hopefully "reliable" shop to go to.

Yes this takes time and hassle. Don't want either just go to reliable shops. And also this is not good for pre booking.

As I have stated on this forum I have drastically reduced my punting, I have 3 types of shops now: Forget 80%, maybe drop in and peruse 15% and reliable 5%.


Ffs why so serious..
Yeah we've heard it all before how you have drastically reduced your mongering while you dream about the days you had blonde hair, on the covers of magazines and didn't have to pay to get a fuck.
How you have a HAF Asian wife while the rest of us go home to our Aussie Heifers.
Have I missed anything feel free to bore the fuck out of us all again.

Geez man lighten up or fuck off over to Thailand or the Philippines where your wife doesn't care what you do.
Probably pays you to go so she has a break from you sorry ass for a few weeks.

Can you for once do a review of a punt assuming you actually do go out on the odd occasion good or bad I don't give a fuck. Just give us something instead of the negative shit you spew.

[texass10in]

Not for nothing, but the QLD Police send a thank you for the intel and potential target list.

[VFlowers]

Not for nothing, but the QLD Police send a thank you for the intel and potential target list.

??????
You must have been living under a rock.
Perhaps better stay there.

[4FoW2]

Some posters are just "insignificant".

[Ghost of BarneyRubble]

Not for nothing, but the QLD Police send a thank you for the intel and potential target list.
And why is that?
So they can find the nearest shop to the precinct for some rnt love?
August 1, look it up.
Pretty sure Police can find any massage shop they want to in their local area

[Ghost of BarneyRubble]

Mt Warren park
Mt Warren Boulevard
Advertising as young girls 2 on shift. Reality is one girl 40's. At least she's honest when you ask. Nice hj and allows touching

Two Shops in George st Beenleigh
One next to the butcher. Always nice young girls providing full menu. Downside is a busy st and you get stared at waiting to get in

Other one is across the Rd last Shop along the driveway
Mixed here, have had some 30's one in her 20's same as other shop full menu on offer

Thank you very much for this. Will add soon

[Ghost of BarneyRubble]

In Australia we have a time honored tradition -its called the tall Poppy Syndrome.
BM's who do not wish to read my posts please just block me, might save you from getting your panties in a wad.
BM's also realize there is an underground network which share intel mainly by PM. Some posters are on their way to inclusion, some are just labelled "insignificant".
4FoW2

And you think I’m condescending lol
To extend an olive branch, please explain what BM is?
Bowel Movement, Black Male, Bronze Medal, Bad Mannered, Bachelor of Medicine etc

You mean theres a secret club of guys like you? Wow. Wish I could join.

But seriously, you are welcome to add to the point of this thread anytime.
We will cover every suburb, even if I have to do it myself.

[PhantomPunter]

In Australia we have a time honored tradition -its called the tall Poppy Syndrome.
BM's who do not wish to read my posts please just block me, might save you from getting your panties in a wad.
BM's also realize there is an underground network which share intel mainly by PM. Some posters are on their way to inclusion, some are just labelled "insignificant".
4FoW2


Oh my dear man, you do realise there is more than one underground network and you are on the top of the list of insignificant can't even call you a punter.
Why block you, it's amusing reading you tell us all how good your life is and yet here you are 😂

[Nick007]

This is an entertaining tread, ego after ego, started with a Fuck You now down to personal attacks, cannot wait time 2025.

[harry444]

I'm with you Nick. Wonder if these people carry on like this in real life.

[Ghost of BarneyRubble]

This one may be technically Inala, but its opposite the Richlands courthouse
Richlands
Red Rose, 30-50, average to poor, hj to fs. Some do better service than others.

[Asmodeus]

Coopers plains
Luna
20 to 30yr olds
All options available

[Neutral.Excalibur]

In Australia we have a time honored tradition -its called the tall Poppy Syndrome.
BM's who do not wish to read my posts please just block me, might save you from getting your panties in a wad.
BM's also realize there is an underground network which share intel mainly by PM. Some posters are on their way to inclusion, some are just labelled "insignificant".
4FoW2

Tall poppy syndrome?? Get over yourself, lol. That would assume that you are someone of substance who has achieved something worthwhile, and is someone that others would aspire to be like.

Don't get me wrong, there's nothing wrong with a bit of a punt (that's why were all here, after all). However, you are a sad, lonely old man who lives his life through this forum. You obviously have nothing better going for you in life. You even make fake profiles and have conversations with yourself. Everyone knows "The Professor" is your ladyboy-loving alter ego after you have accidentally commented from the wrong account previously. There's a few other profiles that I suspect are probably you as well.

You're just a creepy old man, stop acting like you have some kind of high status as a big shot on a seedy forum.

[Ghost of BarneyRubble]

Coopers plains
Luna
20 to 30yr olds
All options available
Thanks for this.
Would have thought there would be more massage shops in Coopers Plains, but google tells me its got double the brothels

[thunderdome]

Luna belongs to SSDS same girls rotating. Only open till 8pm.

[funinqld]

Sorry Is Luna the Brothel there or the Massage place?

[funinqld]

Actually all good. I got off my lazy ass and looked it up

[funinqld]

That Bahn Mi place is pretty good around the corner

[brisnoob]

Morningside
Golden Lotus - 25-35+, Average to hot girls, HJ-FS (depending on the girl). Some girls (in my experience the asian ones) are really good both with massage and extras. Some not much.

[thunder545454]

Not for nothing, but the QLD Police send a thank you for the intel and potential target list.

Queensland police service no longer have a role in regulation of sex work.

[debaucheryMLlover]

Corinda
One suburb next door to Sherwood
Corinda Massage Therapy - 40+, Average, HJ only
Good Life - Sold to single operator - 40+, Average, HJ to more?
Sabai Sabai Thai - 20s- 50s, mixed, HJ to FS
If lucky might get an outside offer

So, I made an hour booking tonight and they told me to come in at 7:30pm as it was my first visit. I was greeted by a Samoan woman at the front counter only to be told that they could do 30 minutes because someone didn't read and replied "ok 1 hour booked 7:30pm". I was thinking to myself since I'm already here I'll just give it a try. Maybe about 5 or 10 minutes into the session she was constantly non stop telling me about her working days, her clients etc and how she hates people asking for extras or even doing extras with clients added with "wtf man theyre so perverted and gross", I just laid there quiet and wishing for it to end asap lol. WIR? Probably not or hopefully I'll return another day and get someone that's actually Thai.

[sten888]

Ebbw Vale -Begonia.

Have been there a handful of times now. Saw the same girl twice. Second time she allowed FS.

[Messo]

Kungfu Panda 140 Morayfield Road (not the one in the shopping centre)

Young girls are leaving this store and older Asian women are being brought in from elsewhere to fill the void. Lucy was the only reason I kept going back but she has now left as well. Last two visits in Jan 2025 and only HJ were on offer for $50 and NHJ for $100. Complete waste of money on both counts. Will not be returning.

[Chopper007]

Kungfu Panda 140 Morayfield Road (not the one in the shopping centre)

Young girls are leaving this store and older Asian women are being brought in from elsewhere to fill the void. Lucy was the only reason I kept going back but she has now left as well. Last two visits in Jan 2025 and only HJ were on offer for $50 and NHJ for $100. Complete waste of money on both counts. Will not be returning.

Message, do you have any idea where Lucy went?

[Messo]

Message, do you have any idea where Lucy went?No mate, haven't heard.

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[Roi]

Ebbw Vale -Begonia.

Have been there a handful of times now. Saw the same girl twice. Second time she allowed FS.

Whats the girl name?

[L3xLuthor]

West End
Touch Massage - 20-30, average to HAB, HJ to BS possibly BJ

[Perusal]

Carina, TT Massage, busy shop when I went, just a walk in with a tight bodied Chinese girl going by Amber. Full menu on offer. Went for the BS which ended up being Spanish. Would return.

[Ghost of BarneyRubble]

No need to keep bumping this.
South Brisbane has done this much better than i could have if i hadnt given up due to the lack of willing contributors