Susie at Eagleby

[Cmnothingelse]

Not sure if she has been posted elsewhere, haven't figured out the search function.

Found her on Locanto.

First impression - almost walked out. Place stunk of cat piss and there was awkward small talk. Gear off and on the table for a 'massage'.

Massage - if you're wanting an actual massage out of the experience, don't bother. Pretty sure she's lost a lot of her hearing. And the stories are just plain fucking weird.

Lingham and HJ/'cock worship' - not enough lube used, was a bit uncomfortable. Did well with the edging and prolonged it nicely.

Susie is different. If you like different, go for it. Nice bolt ons and great nipples. Didn't try to touch as it wasn't on offer.

Only new to the game, but looks like there's a lot better out there. I won't be going back.

[Flipflop]

saw her a couple of years ago, should of walked out. Was in a cramped garage with shit stacked everywhere and smelt stale. Didn't shut up the whole time and her stories were cooked. Hands felt like sandpaper. Never went back, did consider it lately to see if things had changed, i guess not

[Sirlunchalot]

Yes, I saw Susie late last year. Yeah the stale smell of cat piss was in the air. Massage was very ordinary. Susie is looking at quirky in the rearview mirror. Tells wierd stories, was doing karaoke at one point. Not going back. WIR - No.

[Falcon2005]

been lots of comments around about her - if the one I think you mean. By all reports, use to give a great massage, but certainly not worth it these days as you said.

[APuntingwewillgo]

can confirm, talks non stop with dribble. was banging on about how the neighbour cuts his grass. crappy fold up table. Save your time and money kings, not worth it

[Mr X]

can confirm, talks non stop with dribble. was banging on about how the neighbour cuts his grass. crappy fold up table. Save your time and money kings, not worth it

I saw Susie a few years back and agree with the reviews. She is a tidy presentable milf and I had hoped for a nice meet up. It wasn’t long before the back to back stories and karaoke started.

I felt like I had to score each song and provide constant feedback as was her heightened level of intensity.
The session couldn’t end soon enough. I came away feeling a little sorry for her and felt she could benefit from some counselling. Deep down she seemed troubled by unresolved issues.

[pained744]

Was going to see her a few months ago and got a bad vibe. Glad I cancelled.

[hornedbeast]

Cat piss? What is it, a fuckin crack house in a bad Housing Commission flat?

[Cmnothingelse]

Cat piss? What is it, a fuckin crack house in a bad Housing Commission flat?

Would have made more sense if it was, but nope. One cat inside, then she stopped part way through to let another one in. I honestly think she's a stubby short of a six pack the poor thing.

[funinqld]

Want to post a link so we know who it is?

[Up2me]

This one i assume?

https://www.locanto.com.au/brisbane/ID_6241707281/Lingham-Massage-Stimulation-Cock-Worship-Full-Body-Massage.html

[Sirlunchalot]

Yeah, that is the one. Talks about herself in the third person sense. Honestly, WTF. The session could not end soon enough for me.

[Fitch]

I remember years ago she offered bbbj and fs after massage. Actually banged her once, was pretty tight and was into it. However, an emotional wreck quite obviously. She has spiralled pretty badly.

[flamejob]

Different is one way to describe her. Plain fucking bat-shit crazy is another. Massage was ok, body nice, but no touching and I had to put up with her doing her Elvis impersonation for practically the whole massage.

[hornedbeast]

Disturbing. Hopefully she gets the care she needs.