Caught?

[aliu301119]

Curious to know has anybody actually gotten caught by their partners?

If so what happened? 😄

[Double_Adapter]

There's a ton of threads on how to avoid getting caught but none on what to do after you've been caught

Did you get busted bro?

[90512]

Asking for a friend?
Pro tip, dont shit wear you eat.

[trampslikeus55]

Coming up to 10 years now. Walked. And to be fair I should have walked earlier. Life will go on 👍

[RodgHerMoore]

Reminds me of this gem

But agree...so many threads already

http://www.aus99forum.com/showthread.php?119635-What-is-your-Greatest-Alibi-to-your-Wife-Partner-when-you-got-caught-Punting&p=2798290&viewfull=1#post2798290

[bungbang]

if we are worried about being caught, then don't do it

[aliu301119]

Lol nah I haven't. All good on my end. Just wanted to hear some stories about those who have.

[GoldfishMan]

Almost impossible for you to be caught red-handed if you think about it. The worst that can happen is you're seen entering a house of ill repute. What happened in there? Well, you just have to deny everything.

[ditchtheboss]

I once caught a married friend of mine at Ginzas reception. He is a 60 years old respected grandpa in our friend circle. He is at least 20 years my senior who sort of put himself in a position of authority in our group.

I don’t actually care because I am single and have zero consequences of getting caught. We never spoke about it but since that day he has been very shy around me. I kinda hope we spoke about it to compare notes. No shame in it in my opinion.

I was with my 21 years old niece in my car once and I asked her to grab something from the glove box but I had forgotten I had left a box of condoms in there. What followed was a very healthy conversation about safe sex. Later that day I got an uncomfortable phone call from my sister lecturing me about at least trying to hide my habits. She was fine though. Funniest thing was a group chat with my niece and nephew and my nephew said that uncle … life is the goal 🤣🤣🤣. There was nothing in the conversation about punting, only safe sex.

[shtoopid_head]

Similar, had the ML's perfume still on my neck. I had a shower but clearly didn't do. Good job, and when I was snuggling my partner she said I smelt funny but didn't really question it more than that. I freaked out and laughed it off and went away. Covered it with a bit of moisturiser.

You won't get caught if you don't get lazy with making sure you keep thinks discreet.

[11Bravo]

Once, when I was leaving, a girl SUDDENLY pulled me back into the room, saying "no, no, NO". I was a bit baffled as I just didn't think she'd miss me all that much. Pulled me to the sink, took a cloth, and erased the lipstick on my cheek. Didn't even register with me that there might be a lipstick mark from her goodbye kiss. There was, and it was a BOLD one. That girl, I OWE her.

[DrFeelGood]

My mate had been bugging me to take him out for a punt and we took the opportunity when he had the chance.

His wife then decides to call him in the middle of a private session and of course decided to ignore it.
A few more missed calls and his phone started going off. Find my phone app- she knew exactly where we were!
It’s a rookie mistake on his part and he started going in panic mode.

On the way home, his phone was still going off as he tried to come up with an elaborate cover story.

Long story short, I got a call from his missus the following morning saying he’s in the doghouse and asked whose idea was it. I can’t remember exactly what I said but at the end of it all, she ended up apologising to me and my mate!

Since getting away with it, he’s been eager to go again. I think I have a solution for tracking apps.

As for the perfume, a drop of petrol goes a long way

[Abracadabra]

Not caught but shoulda been.

Many years back I stumbled out of one of those sleazy (but fun!) Patpong Rd sex shows and crashed straight into one of my ex-wife's best friends ..... mumbled something to her about t-shirts before slinking away.

Thought she'd report back to my ex-wife but I never heard a thing!

[Rajaz]

I can’t remember exactly what I said but at the end of it all, she ended up apologising to me and my mate!


Damn, you managed to turn the table even when the evidence was that clear? That's impressive. We need to know what you had said.

[DrFeelGood]

I took the blame saying it was my idea and assured her that he didn’t do anything. I must have worded it a way that even I was impressed! She said something along the lines of how disappointed she was with herself for not trusting him

I guess I am as toxic as my exes said I was

[Double_Adapter]

Once, when I was leaving, a girl SUDDENLY pulled me back into the room, saying "no, no, NO". I was a bit baffled as I just didn't think she'd miss me all that much. Pulled me to the sink, took a cloth, and erased the lipstick on my cheek. Didn't even register with me that there might be a lipstick mark from her goodbye kiss. There was, and it was a BOLD one. That girl, I OWE her.

Good thing it wasn't the little fella with the lipstick mark

[imaragingbull]

Since getting away with it, he’s been eager to go again. I think I have a solution for tracking apps.



Anyone have a good solution for Find my iPhone app - would be helpful to manually freeze it in a location so you can punt in peace…

[mickeymouse]

Find my iPhone app

try switching to an android phone. more options there

[alexgab]

Turn your location Off

[mickeymouse]

you can actually use a computer and download some files onto your iphone and set a location. it will stay there for a few days or until you reset your phone. Side effect is you won't be able to use GPS

[Ease]

Re tracking
Just leave your phone in the car
Or you can use a protective sleeve / pouch to block the signal, they’re cheap on eBay
Switch location services off as already mentioned - this has worked for me for many years - still makes me nervous tho - so easy to forget or make a mistake. And makes you look like your hiding too
I’d be super careful with apps that relocate or freeze your location , there may be work arounds or updates to the tracking apps and presto your done !

[mn69]

In Asia & the Middle East, Thailand as an example, the Thai guys dont care if their Wives/GF's catch them.

In fact, they will see multiple women openly

Men in the West have been whipped & neutered. Getting scared of getting caught LOL

[mickeymouse]

I’d be super careful with apps that relocate or freeze your location , there may be work arounds or updates to the tracking apps and presto your done !

True, i usually use maps to check that my location is where I set it to be.

I just remembered the App on the PC that can do this is called 3uTools

[uplatelately]

Reminds me of this gem

But agree...so many threads already

http://www.aus99forum.com/showthread.php?119635-What-is-your-Greatest-Alibi-to-your-Wife-Partner-when-you-got-caught-Punting&p=2798290&viewfull=1#post2798290

me and the cat still all good over here...

[Zoobender]

I was caught but not in the traditional way. When I was in my teens My girl was over my parents place and we were in my room fucking. I had her against the wall in the room putting my cock in and out of her ass, solid 20 to 30mins of fucking her ass hole raw, then she started complaining her asshole hurts so I stopped and started licking her cunt. The horny bitch loved it and then.... There was a knock on my door. My aunt and her family had just come over unannounced and my mum asked me and my girl to come down... We had no time to clean up of anything... Both went downstairs...i smelt like pussy and ass and my aunt come up to kiss me... I'll never forget the look on her face when she smelt me.... I was so fucking embarrassed and my girl went red also. Fmd. Luckily she never said anything about it afterwards.

Me and the girl used to fuck in my room all the time and my parent had never knocked on the door before... This was also about 3pm so we thought we were safe. Anyway queue awkward family dinner. FMD

[Abracadabra]

I was caught but not in the traditional way. When I was in my teens My girl was over my parents place and we were in my room fucking. I had her against the wall in the room putting my cock in and out of her ass, solid 20 to 30mins of fucking her ass hole raw, then she started complaining her asshole hurts so I stopped and started licking her cunt. The horny bitch loved it and then.... There was a knock on my door. My aunt and her family had just come over unannounced and my mum asked me and my girl to come down... We had no time to clean up of anything... Both went downstairs...i smelt like pussy and ass and my aunt come up to kiss me... I'll never forget the look on her face when she smelt me.... I was so fucking embarrassed and my girl went red also. Fmd. Luckily she never said anything about it afterwards.

Me and the girl used to fuck in my room all the time and my parent had never knocked on the door before... This was also about 3pm so we thought we were safe. Anyway queue awkward family dinner. FMD

FMD ZB, you were certainly on a different drumbeat than me as a teen!
It took me a while to get going but thereafter, it hasn't stopped!

[11Bravo]

In Asia & the Middle East, Thailand as an example, the Thai guys dont care if their Wives/GF's catch them.

In fact, they will see multiple women openly

Men in the West have been whipped & neutered. Getting scared of getting caught LOL
And yet... there IS that ole' Thai saying Feed the ducks...

NEVER forget the Asians not wanting to lose face - just because someone is smiling at you DOESN'T mean they are happy with you.

[Zoobender]

FMD ZB, you were certainly on a different drumbeat than me as a teen!
It took me a while to get going but thereafter, it hasn't stopped!

I think I peaked in my teens bro haha at least I thought I did. I was fucking alot of girls up till 22 then I met a long term GF. Was with her for ages and when we broke it off I was in my 30s. Basically I hit the dating game and was like wtf happened here LOL no luck but last 2 to 3 years I've been back to my best. Picking up and fucking girls. Kinda sucks tho I lost alot of my youth with that girl.. And in the end I could have probably had alot more fun but was loyal to her. I'd say 20s me was more of a catch looks wise than my dad bod me now LOL.

[Digby]

After a great punt I was caught right outside leaving a well known brothel.