Steven Seagal
03-07-2012, 05:14 PM
G’day everyone,
“Out of the night when the full moon is bright comes a horseman known as Zorro.”
These famous words were, of course, the opening to the Walt Disney TV programme Zorro.
Zorro translated from Spanish into English means ‘fox’. We all know what a reputation foxes have for being sly and cunning,
Before I talk about my punt with Cindy, I need to give you a context.
Jenny, the mamasan, is cunning like a fox. Because Zorro was from Mexico I have given Jenny the name of La Zorrita Gorda, ‘The Little Fat Fox’. She is little and she is fat. She is also cunning.
How cunning is La Zorrita Gorda? I believe if she looked me straight in the eye and said “I am not here.” I would believe her. Trust me, she could sell sand to the Arabs, cigars to the Cubans and famines to the Africans.
La Zorrita Gorda is always hustling for a buck. Go into this joint and she’ll always try to upsize you to a double. Tell her you want a double and she’ll recommend a triple. I swear she probably has 20 available wl’s ready to fill a cubicle if you’d take the lot.
The other thing she does is try to push old ugly Apple onto all the suckers, I mean punters, who darken her door. Poor Apple, she is uglier than an outback dunnie. La Zorrita Gorda praises her to high heaven and every time I come in she tries to fob her off on me. Today I had a double with Cindy, the subject of this review, and Fifi and when I sent word down I wanted Cindy, La Zorrita Gorda arrived with unwanted Apple. Look, I feel sorry for old Apple. Her use by date expired some time ago and her putting her makeup on with a trowel doesn’t hide the fact that while beauty is only skin deep that’s what we mug punters are after.
La Zorrita Gorda has the gift of the non-English speaking gab. I find her English is functional when she hears and gets what she wants and dysfunctional when she doesn’t. The following interaction is an example:
La Zorrita Gorda: You take Apple.
Seagal: No
La Zorrita Gorda: You take Apple.
Seagal: No.
La Zorrita Gorda: You not take Apple.
Seagal: Yes.
La Zorrita Gorda: Yes you take Apple?
Seagal: Yes, I DON’T take Apple.
La Zorrita Gorda: I don’t understand.
Ok. So one thing to remember with La Zorrita Gorda is you need to stand your ground. She’s like a little bulldozer who will bully you into taking Ten Tonne Tessie or the sour faced Apple if you let her get away with it.
Today is my review of Cindy. I have seen her a few times, but she is as yet un-reviewed by me. Earlier I had started out with Fifi who I will review at a later date. Let me just say about Fifi that you could sell advertising space on her bad breath and it’s times like this with her that I wish I was an orthodontist so I could clean up financially by fixing her gob. I sprayed her mouth with ‘Crystal Mint’ breath spray, but that had all the effect of trying to stop the water at Niagara Falls with your bare hands.
Now to Cindy, Cindy is rather tall for a Chinese and reasonably slender. She says she’s 28, but I think mid-30’s. She has a shaved pussy and a cup breasts with nice suckable nipples. I think she has a pretty, without being stunning, face.
Cindy has a good, service oriented attitude. She offers dfk, bbj with cim, protected sex in all positions and rimming if that’s your thing.
Without giving a blow by blow, let me just say she does a fine bbj and nice ball licking and sucking. She’s reasonably tight and genuinely wants the punter to have a good time. I may see her again.
As I was leaving La Zorrita Gorda was nowhere to be seen. Her husband was milling around. He looks like an Aussie, early 60’s and had that “I’m sniffin' around the pussy look’ what makes me suspect he tries to shag the wl’s while La Zorrita Gorda gorges herself at the local KFC.
Saw Lucy on the way out and she looked hot and was brushing her teeth. If only Fifi had learned that skill.
Till later gang,
Steven
“Out of the night when the full moon is bright comes a horseman known as Zorro.”
These famous words were, of course, the opening to the Walt Disney TV programme Zorro.
Zorro translated from Spanish into English means ‘fox’. We all know what a reputation foxes have for being sly and cunning,
Before I talk about my punt with Cindy, I need to give you a context.
Jenny, the mamasan, is cunning like a fox. Because Zorro was from Mexico I have given Jenny the name of La Zorrita Gorda, ‘The Little Fat Fox’. She is little and she is fat. She is also cunning.
How cunning is La Zorrita Gorda? I believe if she looked me straight in the eye and said “I am not here.” I would believe her. Trust me, she could sell sand to the Arabs, cigars to the Cubans and famines to the Africans.
La Zorrita Gorda is always hustling for a buck. Go into this joint and she’ll always try to upsize you to a double. Tell her you want a double and she’ll recommend a triple. I swear she probably has 20 available wl’s ready to fill a cubicle if you’d take the lot.
The other thing she does is try to push old ugly Apple onto all the suckers, I mean punters, who darken her door. Poor Apple, she is uglier than an outback dunnie. La Zorrita Gorda praises her to high heaven and every time I come in she tries to fob her off on me. Today I had a double with Cindy, the subject of this review, and Fifi and when I sent word down I wanted Cindy, La Zorrita Gorda arrived with unwanted Apple. Look, I feel sorry for old Apple. Her use by date expired some time ago and her putting her makeup on with a trowel doesn’t hide the fact that while beauty is only skin deep that’s what we mug punters are after.
La Zorrita Gorda has the gift of the non-English speaking gab. I find her English is functional when she hears and gets what she wants and dysfunctional when she doesn’t. The following interaction is an example:
La Zorrita Gorda: You take Apple.
Seagal: No
La Zorrita Gorda: You take Apple.
Seagal: No.
La Zorrita Gorda: You not take Apple.
Seagal: Yes.
La Zorrita Gorda: Yes you take Apple?
Seagal: Yes, I DON’T take Apple.
La Zorrita Gorda: I don’t understand.
Ok. So one thing to remember with La Zorrita Gorda is you need to stand your ground. She’s like a little bulldozer who will bully you into taking Ten Tonne Tessie or the sour faced Apple if you let her get away with it.
Today is my review of Cindy. I have seen her a few times, but she is as yet un-reviewed by me. Earlier I had started out with Fifi who I will review at a later date. Let me just say about Fifi that you could sell advertising space on her bad breath and it’s times like this with her that I wish I was an orthodontist so I could clean up financially by fixing her gob. I sprayed her mouth with ‘Crystal Mint’ breath spray, but that had all the effect of trying to stop the water at Niagara Falls with your bare hands.
Now to Cindy, Cindy is rather tall for a Chinese and reasonably slender. She says she’s 28, but I think mid-30’s. She has a shaved pussy and a cup breasts with nice suckable nipples. I think she has a pretty, without being stunning, face.
Cindy has a good, service oriented attitude. She offers dfk, bbj with cim, protected sex in all positions and rimming if that’s your thing.
Without giving a blow by blow, let me just say she does a fine bbj and nice ball licking and sucking. She’s reasonably tight and genuinely wants the punter to have a good time. I may see her again.
As I was leaving La Zorrita Gorda was nowhere to be seen. Her husband was milling around. He looks like an Aussie, early 60’s and had that “I’m sniffin' around the pussy look’ what makes me suspect he tries to shag the wl’s while La Zorrita Gorda gorges herself at the local KFC.
Saw Lucy on the way out and she looked hot and was brushing her teeth. If only Fifi had learned that skill.
Till later gang,
Steven