beaverhunter
12-03-2013, 01:05 AM
Been a while since I've punted at 127, last girl I saw there was the wonderful Jenny (anyone heard from her, BTW? I'd love to hear that she's recovering well and give her my best regards, alas I fear she's not doing so well), so the bar has been set pretty high. Very busy, busier than "mums eat free" night at the local Chinese joint. 2 girls available, chose Bella, forget the other girl's name, but she didn't really look Korean - short with a wide-ish nose, looked a bit Thai, actually, perhaps mixed? Bella looked OK in the bikini type gear she was wearing but had the typical Korean "couldn't give a fuck if you pick me or not" look on her face (WTF is wrong with smiling, anyway?), so I picked her. Her English is about as good as my Korean, so communication was never going to be a highlight of the encounter.
Once she got her gear off I realised that her bikini top must have been one of those new fangled inflatable ones. I've actually seen bigger tits on a turtle, shame the packaging was misleading. The downstairs gear had a bush that would have Don Bourke getting out his hedge trimmers, never seen such foliage on a Korean girl before, felt like I was in a 70's porn movie. In the shower and I got the feeling she was scrubbing me up for surgery, hmmm, I didn't feel dirty..... The surgical scrubbing took a while, no BJ in the shower, just some pretty rough hand "cleaning".
On the bed and got what must be the economy version of a cat bath, it's hard times, I guess. Armed with a huge pile of tissues between my legs she began the BBBJ. I'd give her 5/10 for technique, well, for the single action that she had in her repertoire, but 0/10 for variety. She had good suction, so a decent sort of feeling, head motion way to fast from the beginning (a bit like "I don't give a fuck if you like it like this or not, I'm gonna do it this way"), no ball fondling/licking touching action, no hand action, in all it lasted literally 2 minutes.
Then on goes the dom for another minute. Ho hum. We've all been here before, by this stage you realise you've just wasted >$100 and the time it took to come in, you're not getting either back, so just go with it and get it over with. On top she goes, slides Mr Willy inside and proceeds to bounce up and down, not really paying attention to what motion is actually required to achieve a decent amount of stimulation and pleasure for the paying customer. 2 minutes and it's, "I'm tired, change". She knew how to say that in English.
Onto her back, don't touch her pussy, no DATY, no kissing anywhere. Am I an ugly fucking alien from the planet Zorg? Perhaps I am. Fuck, now I find out. So that's why Dad use to hang sausages around my neck to get the dog to play with me.
Next stop - mish. I'm no oil painting but when a girl lies on her back and tries to get her face sideways as far away from mine as possible it makes me feel uglier than a hat full of assholes. A few minutes of that and change to doggy to finish in 15 minutes total time elapsed. OK, perhaps I'll get a massage? Nup, into the shower, time to clean up. Bummer. I don't feel like punting much since Jenny's very sad incident (walking up that laneway sends shivers down my spine when I think of what happened there), makes it especially disappointing to be served a dud. Now, the above is pretty harsh, but it's the gist of it. I'm not a fat ugly fucker, I'm 5'10, fit, decent looking, hit it off with just about every girl I see, so I don't think it was me. Perhaps it was that "I love Kim Jong Il" tattoo on my butt, who knows. Bella was pleasant enough, polite, nice etc, but just not in tune with what's required of her. Perhaps we just didn't click, perhaps she was tired, perhaps she needs some lessons, who knows. Dud punt, time and money wasted, now I'm hungrier than ever for a good punt with a tall chick.
Once she got her gear off I realised that her bikini top must have been one of those new fangled inflatable ones. I've actually seen bigger tits on a turtle, shame the packaging was misleading. The downstairs gear had a bush that would have Don Bourke getting out his hedge trimmers, never seen such foliage on a Korean girl before, felt like I was in a 70's porn movie. In the shower and I got the feeling she was scrubbing me up for surgery, hmmm, I didn't feel dirty..... The surgical scrubbing took a while, no BJ in the shower, just some pretty rough hand "cleaning".
On the bed and got what must be the economy version of a cat bath, it's hard times, I guess. Armed with a huge pile of tissues between my legs she began the BBBJ. I'd give her 5/10 for technique, well, for the single action that she had in her repertoire, but 0/10 for variety. She had good suction, so a decent sort of feeling, head motion way to fast from the beginning (a bit like "I don't give a fuck if you like it like this or not, I'm gonna do it this way"), no ball fondling/licking touching action, no hand action, in all it lasted literally 2 minutes.
Then on goes the dom for another minute. Ho hum. We've all been here before, by this stage you realise you've just wasted >$100 and the time it took to come in, you're not getting either back, so just go with it and get it over with. On top she goes, slides Mr Willy inside and proceeds to bounce up and down, not really paying attention to what motion is actually required to achieve a decent amount of stimulation and pleasure for the paying customer. 2 minutes and it's, "I'm tired, change". She knew how to say that in English.
Onto her back, don't touch her pussy, no DATY, no kissing anywhere. Am I an ugly fucking alien from the planet Zorg? Perhaps I am. Fuck, now I find out. So that's why Dad use to hang sausages around my neck to get the dog to play with me.
Next stop - mish. I'm no oil painting but when a girl lies on her back and tries to get her face sideways as far away from mine as possible it makes me feel uglier than a hat full of assholes. A few minutes of that and change to doggy to finish in 15 minutes total time elapsed. OK, perhaps I'll get a massage? Nup, into the shower, time to clean up. Bummer. I don't feel like punting much since Jenny's very sad incident (walking up that laneway sends shivers down my spine when I think of what happened there), makes it especially disappointing to be served a dud. Now, the above is pretty harsh, but it's the gist of it. I'm not a fat ugly fucker, I'm 5'10, fit, decent looking, hit it off with just about every girl I see, so I don't think it was me. Perhaps it was that "I love Kim Jong Il" tattoo on my butt, who knows. Bella was pleasant enough, polite, nice etc, but just not in tune with what's required of her. Perhaps we just didn't click, perhaps she was tired, perhaps she needs some lessons, who knows. Dud punt, time and money wasted, now I'm hungrier than ever for a good punt with a tall chick.