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Akoop
13-10-2024, 07:17 PM
Stopped into this place last week on account of some decent reviews and the filthy sounding ads they leave at the usual places.

They specifically advertised for Polla that she is "hot and wild", "does anal", "a total slut" and "suck you dry without any hesitation"! Wow sounds great!

I even texted the shop asking for a pic, which I don't usually do and they replied back with faceless pics but a banding body.

Made the booking and rocked up. At the reception was a very nicely built woman who looked more mid-lates 20's but still very attractive, who turned out to be Polla. Like amazing body in a tight dress honestly. Tight, slim, nice looking ass and great tits. I thought to myself "this is going to be great!.

The initial massage was pretty decent but not much TT for the first 15 minutes or so, but there was a little just before the flip. Not the greatest TT, just the fairly normal light brushing.

On the flip and she asked what extras I wanted. I asked what's on the menu and got the very standard 50/100/150 for HE/Nude HE or Body Slide. I asked about a BJ and was told 200 for that but it's CBJ. I never pay that much for CBJ, so I went with the Body Slide.

I also mentioned that the ad said she does anal...

And the mood changed. "I never do that, I don't know why they put that there". She seemed rather annoyed, not at me asking, but by that being in the ad. Seems she must have to deal with it a lot.

Anyway, dress comes off and for sure, her body is banging as fuck. Great tits, great ass, tight everywhere...

The body slide was, eh... it was fine but nothing amazing. No actual body slide over my dick at all, just some rubbing up against my body. Purely handjob there. Body kisses from her, and some fairly nice kissing and sucking of my ears/neck. But the moment I even tried to kiss one of those beautiful tits she pulled away and said "no licking, only touch". Also wouldn't allow any touching between the legs.

By this point I was a bit annoyed by the obviously over the top and fake description from the Locanto ad, so I just gave up, laid back and let her finish the HJ. Which admittedly was good, but not in the top 5 I've ever had.

Finished up and left and that was it.


Make no mistake, Polla is actually pretty nice, talkative and good to talk with, and has an amazing body.

But the disconnect on what the Locanto ads offer and what she is actually willing to do is just way too big.

Probably won't return to the venue again.

Gentlemanscarfacethird
15-10-2024, 03:23 PM
Been here twice. Lots of good vibes in the lead up, but the service after that was lazy.