I got played by a ML

[Linq]

1. I went to a Chinese massage shop.
2. The girl asked if I had just finished work.
3. I said I'm looking for work
4. She asks if I want to be her boyfriend
5. I said no but we can be friends
6. She asks for my WeChat
7. I msg her 2 days later, no reply.
8. I msg 6 days after that, no reply.
9. I see her posting on her WeChat moments which means she isn't dead or locked out of the account
10. I msg her 3 days later after that asking if she forgot about me, no reply.
11. I sent her a video of myself like I usually do here an hour later, no reply.

Explain this shit. Literally played with my feelings for no reason.

Also I only want people who are from China who came to Australia at the age of 13+ to answer this. (including special autonomous regions)

[Rogerram]

Linq mate... The girls get your wechat and contact details because they are running a business and you are a paying customer. They flatter you and call you handsome and ask if you want to be their boyfriend to make you feel special so you will come back and continue to pay for their services.

They aren't interested in a friend or a boyfriend, they just see you as another customer... Sorry mate.

[tezzaman18]

How could you take her invitation to be her BF seriously? You said you are looking for work. LOL !



1. I went to a Chinese massage shop.
2. The girl asked if I had just finished work.
3. I said I'm looking for work
4. She asks if I want to be her boyfriend
5. I said no but we can be friends
6. She asks for my WeChat
7. I msg her 2 days later, no reply.
8. I msg 6 days after that, no reply.
9. I see her posting on her WeChat moments which means she isn't dead or locked out of the account
10. I msg her 3 days later after that asking if she forgot about me, no reply.
11. I sent her a video of myself like I usually do here an hour later, no reply.

Explain this shit. Literally played with my feelings for no reason.

[dt333]

You said you are looking for work. LOL ! Next time introduce yourself as Dr. Linq not Centrelinq, solved.

[jedibear]

Most bros here promise MLs the world to get laid only to forget it rite after post nut clarity [emoji1787]

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[RodgHerMoore]

Lol!! Sure you're not Spanky/BearOrigin/Vinnie!?! That's the funniest vinnie-esque post I've read!

I've watched your video denying you're him but sounds so much like him.

[Linq]

Why did she even ask me to be her boyfriend in the first place?

Also I only want people who are from China who came to Australia at the age of 14+ to answer this. (including special autonomous regions)

[blitz]

Should have stopped at no.7

[RLC]

Why did she even ask me to be her boyfriend in the first place?

Also I only want people who are from China who came to Australia at the age of 14+ to answer this. (including special autonomous regions)

Her boyfriend for the next hour to fork out more cash.

[Zoobender]

Why did she even ask me to be her boyfriend in the first place?

Also I only want people who are from China who came to Australia at the age of 14+ to answer this. (including special autonomous regions)

I think you played her. You wanted her not to want you. She fell right into your trap.

[Zoobender]

Next time introduce yourself as Dr. Linq not Centrelinq, solved.

Hahahahahaha centrelinq. That's fucking gold

[11Bravo]

Also I only want people who are from China who came to Australia at the age of 13+ to answer this. (including special autonomous regions)
People in hell want ice water.

[sync3d3d]

Only believable if you share the video you made here also

[mn69]

1. I went to a Chinese massage shop.
2. The girl asked if I had just finished work.
3. I said I'm looking for work
4. She asks if I want to be her boyfriend
5. I said no but we can be friends
6. She asks for my WeChat
7. I msg her 2 days later, no reply.
8. I msg 6 days after that, no reply.
9. I see her posting on her WeChat moments which means she isn't dead or locked out of the account
10. I msg her 3 days later after that asking if she forgot about me, no reply.
11. I sent her a video of myself like I usually do here an hour later, no reply.

Explain this shit. Literally played with my feelings for no reason.

Also I only want people who are from China who came to Australia at the age of 13+ to answer this. (including special autonomous regions)

Post up a VLOG or video about it bro.

I love Chinese women as well by the way

[F0x]

1. I went to a Chinese massage shop.
2. The girl asked if I had just finished work.
3. I said I'm looking for work
4. She asks if I want to be her boyfriend
5. I said no but we can be friends
6. She asks for my WeChat
7. I msg her 2 days later, no reply.
8. I msg 6 days after that, no reply.
9. I see her posting on her WeChat moments which means she isn't dead or locked out of the account
10. I msg her 3 days later after that asking if she forgot about me, no reply.
11. I sent her a video of myself like I usually do here an hour later, no reply.

Explain this shit. Literally played with my feelings for no reason.

Also I only want people who are from China who came to Australia at the age of 13+ to answer this. (including special autonomous regions)

* You didn't LINQ up properly.

* She thought you were a deLINQuent

* She wasn't Zelda

* She didn't want to reLINQuish her actual BF

* Just unLINQ yourself now before it gets too nutty

[buttsoup]

Next time introduce yourself as Dr. Linq not Centrelinq, solved. ayooo i nearly spat out my coffee. Too early for roasting bro bro, like he's experiencing heartache atm. 😂

[cplurt2]

These women are here to make money , you don't have it so get a job and she will become interested.

[Shoryureppa]

She's doing this to establish a regular roster

[tezzaman18]

Good One Bro! LoL

Am sure the WL wouldn't mind having a GP as her customer /BF!


Next time introduce yourself as Dr. Linq not Centrelinq, solved.

[Nelly69]

1. I went to a Chinese massage shop.
2. The girl asked if I had just finished work.
3. I said I'm looking for work
4. She asks if I want to be her boyfriend
5. I said no but we can be friends
6. She asks for my WeChat
7. I msg her 2 days later, no reply.
8. I msg 6 days after that, no reply.
9. I see her posting on her WeChat moments which means she isn't dead or locked out of the account
10. I msg her 3 days later after that asking if she forgot about me, no reply.
11. I sent her a video of myself like I usually do here an hour later, no reply.

Explain this shit. Literally played with my feelings for no reason.

Also I only want people who are from China who came to Australia at the age of 13+ to answer this. (including special autonomous regions)

Surely you are trolling!

[funksit]

Nice one, I had a good laugh

[Rogerram]

Why did she even ask me to be her boyfriend in the first place?

Also I only want people who are from China who came to Australia at the age of 14+ to answer this. (including special autonomous regions)

兄弟,我担心你正在伤害自己。

请不要天真。这些女性工作是为了赚钱。和所有中国人一样。主要优先事项是在回国之前尽可能多地 赚钱。

我们都明白这一点。如果您不明白这是一项商业交易，我认为您继续这个爱好是不健康的。您必须尊重这些女性， 并意识到她们只将您视为客户。

[jedibear]

Why did she even ask me to be her boyfriend in the first place?

Also I only want people who are from China who came to Australia at the age of 14+ to answer this. (including special autonomous regions)The same reason why some guys promise a virgin to marry them...to get them into bed. Only guys dont get paid and she gets paid for a fuck...

Sorry I'm not of the demographic u mention, but it is what it is

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[jedibear]

Her boyfriend for the next hour to fork out more cash.Yeah that

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[Harp0]

Next time introduce yourself as Dr. Linq not Centrelinq, solved.
You win the internet today dt333

[Axiom_]

Next time introduce yourself as Dr. Linq not Centrelinq, solved.

This has to be the best comment for the month!

[GoldfishMan]

He got played or he's trying to play all of us?

[Digby]

1. I went to a Chinese massage shop.

4. She asks if I want to be her boyfriend
5. I said no but we can be friends

Explain this shit. Literally played with my feelings for no reason.

You declined her and that’s the end of the story.

At the time you held the upper hand by rejecting her proposal, then you had second thoughts about rejecting her, chased after her and now she’s got the strong hand. It’s evident by you starting this thread and you’ve lost unfortunately.

You should have made that hand a winner and accepted her then played her, well that’s what I’d do. Then when your confidence is up and running move onto a second GF and a third if you’re capable of maintaining that many. One falls by the wayside you pick up another. Easy.

We all know that WLs and MLs besides working play around. Is there any harm in you doing the same?

[Linq]

You declined her and that’s the end of the story.

At the time you held the upper hand by rejecting her proposal, then you had second thoughts about rejecting her, chased after her and now she’s got the strong hand. It’s evident by you starting this thread and you’ve lost unfortunately.

You should have made that hand a winner and accepted her then played her, well that’s what I’d do. Then when your confidence is up and running move onto a second GF and a third if you’re capable of maintaining that many. One falls by the wayside you pick up another. Easy.

We all know that WLs and MLs besides working play around. Is there any harm in you doing the same?
Thank you for your insightful reply.
1)Then why did she ask for my WeChat even after I said we can be friends.
2) If the answer is to maintain clientele then why didn't she reply to me once despite her posting on WeChat moments which means she can access her WeChat.

[MasterPaizuri]

Just change your WeChat handle to "Captain Save A Hoe"

She'll start talking to you guaranteed

[keebab]

Thank you for your insightful reply.
1)Then why did she ask for my WeChat even after I said we can be friends.
2) If the answer is to maintain clientele then why didn't she reply to me once despite her posting on WeChat moments which means she can access her WeChat.

Every WL phone I've ever seen has around 40 unread messages across multiple messaging services from multiple blokes. You've been left on read, nothing more. She'll get back around to you when business is quiet.

Happens to us all.

[diligent]

FEELSBADMAN,

Hey there, my good friend LINQ. I’m really sorry to hear what you’re going through. I would suggest to don’t waste your energy trying to figure out why she acted the way she did. The truth is, only she can answer that.

Remember, it’s her job to charm you and make you catch feelings, but you need to stay two steps ahead. Many WL/ML use these tactics to get what they want, whether it's money, gifts, or even a ticket to citizenship/ Permanent-Residency.

Take care of yourself, my friend. Healing takes time, but I believe you’ll get through this. Why not try distracting yourself with a new hobby (other than punting)? It might help shift your focus and bring some joy back into your life.

All the best!

[Zoobender]

Thank you for your insightful reply.
1)Then why did she ask for my WeChat even after I said we can be friends.
2) If the answer is to maintain clientele then why didn't she reply to me once despite her posting on WeChat moments which means she can access her WeChat.

I think she must have realised you have down syndrome and thought I don't need this in my life.

[ColesBag]

1. I went to a Chinese massage shop.
2. The girl asked if I had just finished work.
3. I said I'm looking for work
4. She asks if I want to be her boyfriend
5. I said no but we can be friends
6. She asks for my WeChat
7. I msg her 2 days later, no reply.
8. I msg 6 days after that, no reply.
9. I see her posting on her WeChat moments which means she isn't dead or locked out of the account
10. I msg her 3 days later after that asking if she forgot about me, no reply.
11. I sent her a video of myself like I usually do here an hour later, no reply.

Explain this shit. Literally played with my feelings for no reason.

Also I only want people who are from China who came to Australia at the age of 13+ to answer this. (including special autonomous regions)

You're an easy mark or as the vernacular goes. A sucker.

[Digby]

Thank you for your insightful reply.
1)Then why did she ask for my WeChat even after I said we can be friends.
2) If the answer is to maintain clientele then why didn't she reply to me once despite her posting on WeChat moments which means she can access her WeChat.


keebab knows why


Every WL phone I've ever seen has around 40 unread messages across multiple messaging services from multiple blokes. You've been left on read, nothing more. She'll get back around to you when business is quiet.

Happens to us all.


They read your message header and swipe up so it still shows as not read to you. You really are left hanging, it’s a game she’s playing, nothing personal. As a test ask her out to something that is too tempting to refuse. If she agrees then the ball is back in your court.

I usually start with “I know you mentioned it before but I forgot when you have a day off, when is that”? Followed by “I have something I’d like to ask you” and now it’s your turn to leave her hanging.

You’re not to chase remember.

[mn69]

This is not a game and she is not playing you. She just is not interested

I guarantee you though, she will be interested and will be chasing/messaging guys who look like Brad Pitt and Chris Hemsworth non-stop

Facts bro

[Double_Adapter]

A possible scenario for the sequence of events leading to Linqs dilemma.

1-3 : you rocked up to the shop suited up - possibly after a job interview as you told the chick you were looking for work. The chick liked what she saw and probably found you were handsome, intelligent, and assumed you were single and filthy rich, ergo a good catch.

4-6: she asks if you wanted to be her boyfriend (she wants the upper hand).
You rejected her and put her in the friend zone, so she asks for your WeChat instead (you had the upper hand)

We don't really know what transpired between 6-7, perhaps she realised you were still living at home with your parents and therefore flat broke, or you weren't as well hung or romantic as she imagined, or you didn't satisfy her enough sexually. Maybe you said too much during the session, she connected the dots and put you in the 'ick' zone.

7-11: after the session you relived the session and caught the feels for her and this is when you became needy, clingy, desperate and thirsty. She ignored you and left you hanging (she now has the upper hand)

If she blocks or ghosts you then all is lost and she thinks you're a stalker.
If she texts you back it means business is slow/quiet.
if she texts you back apologising or providing excuses she's had a change of heart and so you're still in with a chance

[11Bravo]

Let's see:
Winning hand
Losing hand
Ante up
Check
Bluffing
Call
Deal me in
Deal me out
Fold.

FMTT. Too complicated a game for me. I just lay my cards on the table (along with a couple of pineapples). Less stress, more fun. (And good chance she answers your messages)

[Digby]

This is not a game and she is not playing you. She just is not interested

I guarantee you though, she will be interested and will be chasing/messaging guys who look like Brad Pitt and Chris Hemsworth non-stop

Facts bro


That may be the case but let’s get real, those guys take their pick of the women and the rest of the women are left chasing a dream. Now it’s up to Linq to be the next guy on their minds. The next cab off the rank so to speak, well as long as he doesn’t wear sandals, I mean they’re frowned upon here it seems, perhaps socks and sandals are ok?

I’ve had fools messaging women and I took control of their phones and lined up dates for them. What happened afterwards was totally their choice and yes they all failed but they got a foot in the door for the first date. Now I’m not offering my services to anyone here but Linq needs to up his game and where better than to get that intel than on a punting forum.

Linq could well become the forum’s “go you good thing” mascot, a bit like a well trained whippet and with enough positivity and forum instruction he can get where he needs to be.

We could place bets on him even!

[hornedbeast]

I asked a Chinaman. He thinks she love you long time

[Zoobender]

I asked a Chinaman. He thinks she love you long time

I think you are very Wong about that.

[dt333]

Skip to 14:20 (https://youtu.be/1Rd-6QTK8nc?si=mnXyyurDuxZlyEjz&t=860)


https://youtu.be/1Rd-6QTK8nc?si=mnXyyurDuxZlyEjz&t=860

[mn69]

Skip to 14:20 (https://youtu.be/1Rd-6QTK8nc?si=mnXyyurDuxZlyEjz&t=860)


https://youtu.be/1Rd-6QTK8nc?si=mnXyyurDuxZlyEjz&t=860


Been all over Thailand. I dont know what it is. Young handsome fit guys with hair never seem to fall for these in Thailand. Its always only old bald fat Farangs fall who for these tricks from Thai bargirls.

I guess from the old saying: "an old fool and his money are easily parted"

If she is not answering phone, it means she is busy in bed serving another customer or her "sponsor" is in town and has taken her to Koh Samui for a few days.

[Digby]

Thx for the video. I’ve spent money on overseas tarts but that’s why you go there isn’t it?

Unlimited BBFS multiple times a day for weeks on end. I spend more than average because I want to be the guy that punts the one girl in the a good bar that is better looking than the rest. You know the one, the hottie with the long blonde hair, young, dresses well and has her own new scooter for example and rents her own high end apartment in a good building close to where the action is. Her looks guarantee her income.

They’re worth the spend because they’re not average. Everything about them is perfect, they’re selling you the fantasy and you reciprocate by paying.

Just don’t fall for the illusion.

[Incognito]

Omg what hilarious thread this is. Linq are you a 7 year old thinking that a ML or WL in the first visit will be you GF? You need to wake up mate. Now you have the whole forum thinking like you're stupid idiot you're thinking that she would actually start being a GF.

[stallionmachine123]

Don’t worry Linq I’ve been played by these females before just fortunate enough it’s been with my downstairs.

[Digby]

The more I think about it it’s better to punt then go. There are so many woman available why get stuck with one? Sooner or later they start interfering with your lifestyle with subtle expectations or demands.

[Mybadwilly22]

Linq, mate, strap in, ‘cause we’re takin’ this ride one painful step at a time. You’ve got the whole forum in stitches, and now it’s time for you to get a wake-up call. Let’s break down this tragic comedy you call a love story.

1. “I went to a Chinese massage shop.”
• First mistake, mate. You walked into a massage shop, and what, thought you’d find your soulmate between the lavender oil and the dodgy bamboo wallpaper? Bruh, this isn’t a romantic getaway, it’s a place where people go to get… let’s call it “relief.” And you’re out here thinkin’ you found love in a hopeless place? Nah, mate. This ain’t Rihanna’s song—it’s business. You walked into the most transactional environment possible and thought you’d get a date. Come on.
2. “The girl asked if I had just finished work.”
• Mate, that’s a stock question. She’s not out here tryna get to know your career path. She doesn’t give a toss about whether you just finished a shift or finished your sixth espresso on a job hunt. She’s tryin’ to gauge how much energy (and more importantly, money) you’ve got left in the tank. But you—you thought this was small talk, didn’t ya? Thought she was makin’ sure she got to know the “real” you. Nah, bruh. She was tryna figure out if you were payin’ in cash or EFTPOS.
3. “I said I’m looking for work.”
• YOU DID WHAT?! Mate, you walked into a place where the entire premise is based on you having money, and you tell her you’re lookin’ for work? Bruh, that’s like walkin’ into a casino and tellin’ the dealer you’re savin’ for rent! Of course she’s gonna mentally clock out. She’s thinkin’, “Oh great, I’ve got a guy who’s not even workin’—he’s not spending money on me!” You just dropped from “customer” to “charity case” in under 10 seconds.
4. “She asks if I want to be her boyfriend.”
• Oh, here we go! This is where your head started spinning with the wrong ideas. She asked you if you wanted to be her boyfriend, and you thought, “I’m in. This is it. Love at first sight!” Bruh, this wasn’t an audition for The Bachelor. When she says “boyfriend,” what she means is “How much more are you gonna spend today?” You’re over here thinking she’s planning picnics and Sunday brunch, but in reality, she’s just askin’ if you’re about to upgrade to the VIP package.
5. “I said no, but we can be friends.”
• Hold up, you friend-zoned yourself? Mate, you really turned down the (fake) boyfriend offer and went with “friends”. Let me get this straight: you’re at a massage shop, where money is literally the only language, and you’re out here talkin’ about friendship? Friends? You think she’s there to share secrets over chai lattes and go see movies with you? You’re the first bloke I’ve ever seen walk into a transactional setup and offer to downgrade his value. Congratulations.
6. “She asks for my WeChat.”
• Ah, here’s where your hopes and dreams took flight, huh? She asked for your WeChat, and you thought, “This is it. She wants to keep in touch. We’ll be texting late at night, talkin’ about life and the future.” No, mate. She’s askin’ for your WeChat because that’s how they lock in repeat business. You’re thinkin’ “relationship,” and she’s thinkin’ “potential regular.” You’re another name in her phone next to blokes labeled as “Dave - Tips well” and “Rob - Friday regular.”
7. “I msg her 2 days later, no reply.”
• Of course, no reply, mate! She’s got other customers! You messaged her like you’re on the verge of a relationship, and she’s probably serving the next bloke without a second thought. You’re sittin’ there, heart pounding, thinkin’, “Maybe she’s just busy!” Yeah, she’s busy alright—busy with another fella who knows the drill. You’re out here, waitin’ by your phone, and she’s already moved on to Customer #42.
8. “I msg her 6 days after that, no reply.”
• Six days later and you’re STILL trying? Mate, at this point, you’re basically puttin’ up posters with her picture asking if she’s gone missing. She’s not replying because you’re not a priority. You’re out here lookin’ like the guy who shows up to a party no one invited you to. She’s not ghosting you because she’s too busy—she’s ghosting you because you’re not payin’ anymore.
9. “I see her posting on her WeChat moments which means she isn’t dead or locked out of the account.”
• Well, well, well, Detective Linq is on the case! You’ve cracked it, mate! She’s alive! Posting! Living her life! And yet… no reply to you. Why? Because she doesn’t care! You’re sitting there refreshing her moments like it’s a Netflix series and wondering why she’s not messaging you back. Newsflash, mate: Just ‘cause she’s alive and kickin’ doesn’t mean she’s interested in you.
10. “I msg her 3 days later after that asking if she forgot about me, no reply.”
• Oh no… not the “Did you forget about me?” text. Mate, that’s tragic. She didn’t forget about you—she never thought about you. You’re sittin’ there like some lost puppy, wondering if she just misplaced your contact. Meanwhile, she’s probably scrollin’ past your message thinking, “Who’s this bloke again?” You weren’t forgotten, mate—you were never remembered.
11. “I sent her a video of myself like I usually do here an hour later, no reply.”
• You sent a video? Of yourself? Mate, stop it. This is beyond sad—it’s borderline stalker behavior. You thought sendin’ her a video was gonna remind her of what she’s missin’? Nah, bruh, she probably opened it, rolled her eyes, and hit delete faster than you can say, “boyfriend.” You’re lucky she didn’t block you on the spot. Videos? Mate, that’s some next-level cringe. You’ve gotta stop before you end up on a “Do Not Reply” list.

Now, let’s talk about that last bit of your tragic tale:

• “Also, I only want people who are from China who came to Australia at the age of 13+ to answer this.”
• Mate, what kind of weirdly specific, low-key racist request is this? Only Chinese people who moved here after age 13? What is this, a bloody support group for heartbreak victims with visa stamps? Are you collecting stamps in your “broken heart” passport now? You think only Chinese immigrants who came here as teenagers can help you with this? Mate, love—or lack of it—doesn’t need a translator. You could be chattin’ with anyone, and the answer’s still gonna be the same: you’re not special. She’s playin’ the game, and you’re losing it—no matter where anyone’s from.

And let’s talk about all these blokes tryna give you advice:

• Mate, you’ve got people out here talkin’ about how to ask her about her “day off” like that’s gonna flip the script. Stop it. She doesn’t care about your follow-up questions. You think she’s gonna respond because you asked about her schedule? Nah, mate, she’s sittin’ there lookin’ at your message, scrollin’ through another bloke’s bank transfer, thinkin’, “When’s this guy gonna get the hint?”

So, Linq, here’s the real deal: You didn’t get played because she’s some mastermind—we’re not in a James Bond movie. You got played because you played yourself. You walked into a business thinkin’ it was a love story, and now you’re sendin’ videos and askin’ for “friends” like you’re in high school again. Wake up, mate.

[Raybo]

^^^ GOLD ^^^

But in summary:

Op didn't get played, this is pretty standard ML/WL behaviour. They want you to add them on whatever social media platform for their purpose, not yours.

[11Bravo]

Linq, mate, strap in, ‘cause we’re takin’ this ride one painful step at a time. You’ve got the whole forum in stitches, and now it’s time for you to get a wake-up call. Let’s break down this tragic comedy you call a love story.
BRILLIANT. Best read this month, best read this quarter. SALUTE.

And the bonus was you didn't ask how old she was.

[bungbang]

Linq, mate, strap in, ‘cause we’re takin’ this ride one painful step at a time. You’ve got the whole forum in stitches, and now it’s time for you to get a wake-up call. Let’s break down this tragic comedy you call a love story.

1. “I went to a Chinese massage shop.”
• First mistake, mate. You walked into a massage shop, and what, thought you’d find your soulmate between the lavender oil and the dodgy bamboo wallpaper? Bruh, this isn’t a romantic getaway, it’s a place where people go to get… let’s call it “relief.” And you’re out here thinkin’ you found love in a hopeless place? Nah, mate. This ain’t Rihanna’s song—it’s business. You walked into the most transactional environment possible and thought you’d get a date. Come on.
2. “The girl asked if I had just finished work.”
• Mate, that’s a stock question. She’s not out here tryna get to know your career path. She doesn’t give a toss about whether you just finished a shift or finished your sixth espresso on a job hunt. She’s tryin’ to gauge how much energy (and more importantly, money) you’ve got left in the tank. But you—you thought this was small talk, didn’t ya? Thought she was makin’ sure she got to know the “real” you. Nah, bruh. She was tryna figure out if you were payin’ in cash or EFTPOS.
3. “I said I’m looking for work.”
• YOU DID WHAT?! Mate, you walked into a place where the entire premise is based on you having money, and you tell her you’re lookin’ for work? Bruh, that’s like walkin’ into a casino and tellin’ the dealer you’re savin’ for rent! Of course she’s gonna mentally clock out. She’s thinkin’, “Oh great, I’ve got a guy who’s not even workin’—he’s not spending money on me!” You just dropped from “customer” to “charity case” in under 10 seconds.
4. “She asks if I want to be her boyfriend.”
• Oh, here we go! This is where your head started spinning with the wrong ideas. She asked you if you wanted to be her boyfriend, and you thought, “I’m in. This is it. Love at first sight!” Bruh, this wasn’t an audition for The Bachelor. When she says “boyfriend,” what she means is “How much more are you gonna spend today?” You’re over here thinking she’s planning picnics and Sunday brunch, but in reality, she’s just askin’ if you’re about to upgrade to the VIP package.
5. “I said no, but we can be friends.”
• Hold up, you friend-zoned yourself? Mate, you really turned down the (fake) boyfriend offer and went with “friends”. Let me get this straight: you’re at a massage shop, where money is literally the only language, and you’re out here talkin’ about friendship? Friends? You think she’s there to share secrets over chai lattes and go see movies with you? You’re the first bloke I’ve ever seen walk into a transactional setup and offer to downgrade his value. Congratulations.
6. “She asks for my WeChat.”
• Ah, here’s where your hopes and dreams took flight, huh? She asked for your WeChat, and you thought, “This is it. She wants to keep in touch. We’ll be texting late at night, talkin’ about life and the future.” No, mate. She’s askin’ for your WeChat because that’s how they lock in repeat business. You’re thinkin’ “relationship,” and she’s thinkin’ “potential regular.” You’re another name in her phone next to blokes labeled as “Dave - Tips well” and “Rob - Friday regular.”
7. “I msg her 2 days later, no reply.”
• Of course, no reply, mate! She’s got other customers! You messaged her like you’re on the verge of a relationship, and she’s probably serving the next bloke without a second thought. You’re sittin’ there, heart pounding, thinkin’, “Maybe she’s just busy!” Yeah, she’s busy alright—busy with another fella who knows the drill. You’re out here, waitin’ by your phone, and she’s already moved on to Customer #42.
8. “I msg her 6 days after that, no reply.”
• Six days later and you’re STILL trying? Mate, at this point, you’re basically puttin’ up posters with her picture asking if she’s gone missing. She’s not replying because you’re not a priority. You’re out here lookin’ like the guy who shows up to a party no one invited you to. She’s not ghosting you because she’s too busy—she’s ghosting you because you’re not payin’ anymore.
9. “I see her posting on her WeChat moments which means she isn’t dead or locked out of the account.”
• Well, well, well, Detective Linq is on the case! You’ve cracked it, mate! She’s alive! Posting! Living her life! And yet… no reply to you. Why? Because she doesn’t care! You’re sitting there refreshing her moments like it’s a Netflix series and wondering why she’s not messaging you back. Newsflash, mate: Just ‘cause she’s alive and kickin’ doesn’t mean she’s interested in you.
10. “I msg her 3 days later after that asking if she forgot about me, no reply.”
• Oh no… not the “Did you forget about me?” text. Mate, that’s tragic. She didn’t forget about you—she never thought about you. You’re sittin’ there like some lost puppy, wondering if she just misplaced your contact. Meanwhile, she’s probably scrollin’ past your message thinking, “Who’s this bloke again?” You weren’t forgotten, mate—you were never remembered.
11. “I sent her a video of myself like I usually do here an hour later, no reply.”
• You sent a video? Of yourself? Mate, stop it. This is beyond sad—it’s borderline stalker behavior. You thought sendin’ her a video was gonna remind her of what she’s missin’? Nah, bruh, she probably opened it, rolled her eyes, and hit delete faster than you can say, “boyfriend.” You’re lucky she didn’t block you on the spot. Videos? Mate, that’s some next-level cringe. You’ve gotta stop before you end up on a “Do Not Reply” list.

Now, let’s talk about that last bit of your tragic tale:

• “Also, I only want people who are from China who came to Australia at the age of 13+ to answer this.”
• Mate, what kind of weirdly specific, low-key racist request is this? Only Chinese people who moved here after age 13? What is this, a bloody support group for heartbreak victims with visa stamps? Are you collecting stamps in your “broken heart” passport now? You think only Chinese immigrants who came here as teenagers can help you with this? Mate, love—or lack of it—doesn’t need a translator. You could be chattin’ with anyone, and the answer’s still gonna be the same: you’re not special. She’s playin’ the game, and you’re losing it—no matter where anyone’s from.

And let’s talk about all these blokes tryna give you advice:

• Mate, you’ve got people out here talkin’ about how to ask her about her “day off” like that’s gonna flip the script. Stop it. She doesn’t care about your follow-up questions. You think she’s gonna respond because you asked about her schedule? Nah, mate, she’s sittin’ there lookin’ at your message, scrollin’ through another bloke’s bank transfer, thinkin’, “When’s this guy gonna get the hint?”

So, Linq, here’s the real deal: You didn’t get played because she’s some mastermind—we’re not in a James Bond movie. You got played because you played yourself. You walked into a business thinkin’ it was a love story, and now you’re sendin’ videos and askin’ for “friends” like you’re in high school again. Wake up, mate.

wow, nice write-up, great analysis, straight to the point

[tezzaman18]

@ Mybadwilly22

I really would like to commend you on the effort. The least he could do is to THANK YOU, here . Otherwise he is a real Pr**k and just taken us for a ride. Just sounded 'kindergarten stuff ' of a teenager and his puppy love if you factor in the stuff he has been gloating about.

[Digby]

Linq, mate, strap in, ‘cause we’re takin’ this ride one painful step at a time. You’ve got the whole forum in stitches, and now it’s time for you to get a wake-up call. Let’s break down this tragic comedy you call a love story.

1. “I went to a Chinese massage shop.”
• First mistake, mate. You walked into a massage shop, and what, thought you’d find your soulmate between the lavender oil and the dodgy bamboo wallpaper? Bruh, this isn’t a romantic getaway, it’s a place where people go to get… let’s call it “relief.” And you’re out here thinkin’ you found love in a hopeless place? Nah, mate. This ain’t Rihanna’s song—it’s business. You walked into the most transactional environment possible and thought you’d get a date. Come on.
2. “The girl asked if I had just finished work.”
• Mate, that’s a stock question. She’s not out here tryna get to know your career path. She doesn’t give a toss about whether you just finished a shift or finished your sixth espresso on a job hunt. She’s tryin’ to gauge how much energy (and more importantly, money) you’ve got left in the tank. But you—you thought this was small talk, didn’t ya? Thought she was makin’ sure she got to know the “real” you. Nah, bruh. She was tryna figure out if you were payin’ in cash or EFTPOS.
3. “I said I’m looking for work.”
• YOU DID WHAT?! Mate, you walked into a place where the entire premise is based on you having money, and you tell her you’re lookin’ for work? Bruh, that’s like walkin’ into a casino and tellin’ the dealer you’re savin’ for rent! Of course she’s gonna mentally clock out. She’s thinkin’, “Oh great, I’ve got a guy who’s not even workin’—he’s not spending money on me!” You just dropped from “customer” to “charity case” in under 10 seconds.
4. “She asks if I want to be her boyfriend.”
• Oh, here we go! This is where your head started spinning with the wrong ideas. She asked you if you wanted to be her boyfriend, and you thought, “I’m in. This is it. Love at first sight!” Bruh, this wasn’t an audition for The Bachelor. When she says “boyfriend,” what she means is “How much more are you gonna spend today?” You’re over here thinking she’s planning picnics and Sunday brunch, but in reality, she’s just askin’ if you’re about to upgrade to the VIP package.
5. “I said no, but we can be friends.”
• Hold up, you friend-zoned yourself? Mate, you really turned down the (fake) boyfriend offer and went with “friends”. Let me get this straight: you’re at a massage shop, where money is literally the only language, and you’re out here talkin’ about friendship? Friends? You think she’s there to share secrets over chai lattes and go see movies with you? You’re the first bloke I’ve ever seen walk into a transactional setup and offer to downgrade his value. Congratulations.
6. “She asks for my WeChat.”
• Ah, here’s where your hopes and dreams took flight, huh? She asked for your WeChat, and you thought, “This is it. She wants to keep in touch. We’ll be texting late at night, talkin’ about life and the future.” No, mate. She’s askin’ for your WeChat because that’s how they lock in repeat business. You’re thinkin’ “relationship,” and she’s thinkin’ “potential regular.” You’re another name in her phone next to blokes labeled as “Dave - Tips well” and “Rob - Friday regular.”
7. “I msg her 2 days later, no reply.”
• Of course, no reply, mate! She’s got other customers! You messaged her like you’re on the verge of a relationship, and she’s probably serving the next bloke without a second thought. You’re sittin’ there, heart pounding, thinkin’, “Maybe she’s just busy!” Yeah, she’s busy alright—busy with another fella who knows the drill. You’re out here, waitin’ by your phone, and she’s already moved on to Customer #42.
8. “I msg her 6 days after that, no reply.”
• Six days later and you’re STILL trying? Mate, at this point, you’re basically puttin’ up posters with her picture asking if she’s gone missing. She’s not replying because you’re not a priority. You’re out here lookin’ like the guy who shows up to a party no one invited you to. She’s not ghosting you because she’s too busy—she’s ghosting you because you’re not payin’ anymore.
9. “I see her posting on her WeChat moments which means she isn’t dead or locked out of the account.”
• Well, well, well, Detective Linq is on the case! You’ve cracked it, mate! She’s alive! Posting! Living her life! And yet… no reply to you. Why? Because she doesn’t care! You’re sitting there refreshing her moments like it’s a Netflix series and wondering why she’s not messaging you back. Newsflash, mate: Just ‘cause she’s alive and kickin’ doesn’t mean she’s interested in you.
10. “I msg her 3 days later after that asking if she forgot about me, no reply.”
• Oh no… not the “Did you forget about me?” text. Mate, that’s tragic. She didn’t forget about you—she never thought about you. You’re sittin’ there like some lost puppy, wondering if she just misplaced your contact. Meanwhile, she’s probably scrollin’ past your message thinking, “Who’s this bloke again?” You weren’t forgotten, mate—you were never remembered.
11. “I sent her a video of myself like I usually do here an hour later, no reply.”
• You sent a video? Of yourself? Mate, stop it. This is beyond sad—it’s borderline stalker behavior. You thought sendin’ her a video was gonna remind her of what she’s missin’? Nah, bruh, she probably opened it, rolled her eyes, and hit delete faster than you can say, “boyfriend.” You’re lucky she didn’t block you on the spot. Videos? Mate, that’s some next-level cringe. You’ve gotta stop before you end up on a “Do Not Reply” list.

Now, let’s talk about that last bit of your tragic tale:

• “Also, I only want people who are from China who came to Australia at the age of 13+ to answer this.”
• Mate, what kind of weirdly specific, low-key racist request is this? Only Chinese people who moved here after age 13? What is this, a bloody support group for heartbreak victims with visa stamps? Are you collecting stamps in your “broken heart” passport now? You think only Chinese immigrants who came here as teenagers can help you with this? Mate, love—or lack of it—doesn’t need a translator. You could be chattin’ with anyone, and the answer’s still gonna be the same: you’re not special. She’s playin’ the game, and you’re losing it—no matter where anyone’s from.

And let’s talk about all these blokes tryna give you advice:

• Mate, you’ve got people out here talkin’ about how to ask her about her “day off” like that’s gonna flip the script. Stop it. She doesn’t care about your follow-up questions. You think she’s gonna respond because you asked about her schedule? Nah, mate, she’s sittin’ there lookin’ at your message, scrollin’ through another bloke’s bank transfer, thinkin’, “When’s this guy gonna get the hint?”

So, Linq, here’s the real deal: You didn’t get played because she’s some mastermind—we’re not in a James Bond movie. You got played because you played yourself. You walked into a business thinkin’ it was a love story, and now you’re sendin’ videos and askin’ for “friends” like you’re in high school again. Wake up, mate.

Detailed and correct. Perhaps you’d like to take linq under your wing and advise him before his next misadventure?

[Scottphar]

What is this thread about. Some ML said a bunch of lies to OP and he got emo when she didn't stand by her word. Is that it? Or am I missing something.

[bobbybrown]

A fool and his sanity are soon parted

[Hedonisticfun]

The more I think about it it’s better to punt then go. There are so many woman available why get stuck with one? Sooner or later they start interfering with your lifestyle with subtle expectations or demands.

100% Digby .. after some 60 years I found The One , ticked all the boxes ... then when the *honeymoon* period was over (neither of us were married nor were we) , the relationship soured and I no longer had her on a pedestal .. everything seemed to be her way and I felt I was losing my freedom . Long story short , remained friend as I was indebted to her for the good times we had but didn*t want to dump her and went ballastic on punting to which I had only dabbled in before. At this age wasn*t prepared to sacrifice anything for someone else , might sound selfish but wanted what made me happy while I was still upright . . Feel so liberated and alive having sex whenever you want without ties and variety is the spice of life ! Even with regulars , it can be a bit mundane eventually and they lose their sex appeal .

[Digby]

Honeymoon period when everyone is on their best behaviour and best presentation. It’s been my experience that people let themselves go in any number of ways or their past comes to light one way or another and that the skeletons do come out of the closet. I don’t know of one woman who doesn’t have baggage of some sort, be it emotional or physical.

Better off paying for a sixty minute illusion and then go about your life doing things for yourself. Commitment is a term that guys don’t need. If you want to talk shite you can talk to your mates and if you want sex then go pay for it. SWs are not called professionals for nothing, most do give better sex due to their experience but are they worth rewriting your life around?

[Bigleaf]

Linq, dm me the massage shop and the girl and I will go undercover and find out for you. Everything will be handled with respect and care.

[ColesBag]

Or perhaps she did some research & found out your real name is CentreLinq. That would certainly turn most women off a man.

[1inchguy]

Omg what hilarious thread this is. Linq are you a 7 year old thinking that a ML or WL in the first visit will be you GF? You need to wake up mate. Now you have the whole forum thinking like you're stupid idiot you're thinking that she would actually start being a GF.

You'll be surprised how disillusion guys can be. Just because a girl talks to them they think they're in. Maybe it's a self confidence thing or how they are bought up..
I have few friends that are similar too.
Whats crazy is if they get rejected they unable to handle it and may kill the girl..

[GoldfishMan]

You'll be surprised how disillusion guys can be. Just because a girl talks to them they think they're in. Maybe it's a self confidence thing or how they are bought up..
I have few friends that are similar too.
Whats crazy is if they get rejected they unable to handle it and may kill the girl..

That's the most farked up part about all these things.

The guy with the problem never sees that they are the ones who have a problem and just go through doing whatever shit they do. It's totally fucked.

Sometimes I wish there really was an Almighty up there that could see where these lost souls are heading straight for, and just reach down with a Divine intervention and just wipe them out of the face of the Earth. Shift-delete on a mistake, that is it.

If this would really happen in reality, it would certainly make these self-centred monsters think 1000x before committing their heinous crimes. Imagine a Motherfucker who's about to go berserk suddenly have to hold himself back because he fears a force beyond all his ability to overcome? How good would that be?

[RodgHerMoore]

Bro Linq is a dumb shit. You're going to see a sex worker. You don't go there looking for a serious relationship ffs.

Kinda like complaining you've got lung cancer after heavy smoking despite all the health warnings.

IMHO just an attention seeker putting stupid posts and videos out there to see who bites.

Move on.

Edit: not an attention seeker... Someone if we're honest to ourselves, truly has mental issues. Not in a derogatory way, but someone who if we really think about it does need help

[Johny77]

100% Digby .. after some 60 years I found The One , ticked all the boxes ... then when the *honeymoon* period was over (neither of us were married nor were we) , the relationship soured and I no longer had her on a pedestal .. everything seemed to be her way and I felt I was losing my freedom . Long story short , remained friend as I was indebted to her for the good times we had but didn*t want to dump her and went ballastic on punting to which I had only dabbled in before. At this age wasn*t prepared to sacrifice anything for someone else , might sound selfish but wanted what made me happy while I was still upright . . Feel so liberated and alive having sex whenever you want without ties and variety is the spice of life ! Even with regulars , it can be a bit mundane eventually and they lose their sex appeal .

Good for you mate. Enjoy ;).

[tezzaman18]

Yup . The two things he has posted on this thread - just pure crap ..... not to mention the other dumb stuff .... posting his pic on his profile etc . LoL



Bro Linq is a dumb shit. You're going to see a sex worker. You don't go there looking for a serious relationship ffs.

Kinda like complaining you've got lung cancer after heavy smoking despite all the health warnings.

IMHO just an attention seeker putting stupid posts and videos out there to see who bites.

Move on.

[11Bravo]

How many of your friends have killed girls???


Specific answer: Personally, none.

General comment: But they don't always kill them. There is the well known acid attack. Some just can't accept no. And that IS a FACT, Jack.

[hornybastard123]

Women are all the same. The 3 things only matter - money, social status and looks.
And let's be real here, most of us here don't even have one of these as being above average. If you really did, you would know and wouldn't need to simp for any girl.

But hey, it's better than being on a timer and just being valued mostly for your looks :grimace:

[mn69]

Women are all the same. The 3 things only matter - money, social status and looks.
And let's be real here, most of us here don't even have one of these as being above average. If you really did, you would know and wouldn't need to simp for any girl.

But hey, it's better than being on a timer and just being valued mostly for your looks :grimace:

Women have not changed for last 10,000+ years.

All 3 go together. Money will get you status. Even if you're not Brad Pitt/Chris Hemsworth handsome. When you have money, you become "handsome" in a woman's eyes.

[Double_Adapter]

What a chick says is different from what she needs.
All chicks (subconsciously) need and want a 666

[mn69]

What a chick says is different from what she needs.
All chicks (subconsciously) need and want a 666

It has gone from 666, to 888 now bro

[hornybastard123]

It has gone from 666, to 888 now.

8 feet tall with 8 inch dick? FMD

[Double_Adapter]

It has gone from 666, to 888 now bro

So it went from a 666 to a 6666 and now a fucken 888, modern day chicks are delusional.

[mn69]

8 feet tall with 8 inch dick? FMD
8 foot tall.
8 pack abs
8 figure money
(8 inches is just a bonus 555)


So it went from a 666 to a 6666 and now a fucken 888, modern day chicks are delusional.
Yeh bro. 666 with a 6 figure income ain't good enough anymore these days. Thats just considered "average".

You have to be NBA player tall like Yao-Ming & Shaq with a 8 figure bank account. Modern women only want the top 0.0001% of men now.

[Axeman123]

Bro Linq is a dumb shit. You're going to see a sex worker. You don't go there looking for a serious relationship ffs.

Kinda like complaining you've got lung cancer after heavy smoking despite all the health warnings.

IMHO just an attention seeker putting stupid posts and videos out there to see who bites.

Move on.

Edit: not an attention seeker... Someone if we're honest to ourselves, truly has mental issues. Not in a derogatory way, but someone who if we really think about it does need help The sad fact of the matter is that these souls have to navigate thru life n all its challenges not knowing or understanding any of it. Whether their born wired or raised in less than ideal situations. So many end up being legally drugged out so as not to cause harm. I just find it sad ... that's all.
...

[11Bravo]

I wasn’t asking you. But well done bringing race into it again.

Oh My GOD!!!! Little pb has, surprise, surprise, thrown the race card once again. I'm shocked, shocked... (Cliff Notes for the thick: that's sarcasm)

And if you're going to sit at the "adult" table, when you want to refute a statement, you should provide a coherent, factual response, not just "Racism" as a "knee-jerk" reaction.

Homework assignment: google which nationality is most prone to use acid attacks

QED

[Double_Adapter]

8 foot tall.
8 pack abs
8 figure money
(8 inches is just a bonus 555)

Yeh bro. 666 with a 6 figure income ain't good enough anymore these days. Thats just considered "average".

You have to be NBA player tall like Yao-Ming & Shaq with a 8 figure bank account. Modern women only want the top 0.0001% of men now.


At least your standards are low. No one here ranking girls looks out of 10.

That 1-10 rating systems is so fucken 1980's, you gotta with the times bro....we've moved on

The new and improved rating system is based on octane levels.

So an Octane 85 is a low grade chick, bottom of the barrel or a ghetto-scrubber type chick.
Then you got the mid, hi and premium Octane grade chicks (87, 89, 91, 95 etc) more about them later. Then you got the super high Octane chicks, these chicks are formula 1 grade, top of the crème. They only date and fuck movie stars, rock stars, sporting superstars and billionaires. These chicks are beyond reach of your average punter and/or old bald fat farang.

[Revenant]

I we ponder what happened with the ML?

[11Bravo]

And if you're going to sit at the "adult" table, when you want to refute a statement, you should provide a coherent, factual response, not just "race card" as a "knee-jerk" reaction.

The professor can't even follow his own rules.

QED
Didn't do the homework assignment then spoke up in class, confirming his lack of reading. Double fail.

Homework assignment:
Google which nationality is most prone to use acid attacks

Although acid attacks occur all over the world, this type of violence is most common in South Asia.


General comment: But they don't always kill them. There is the well known acid attack. Some just can't accept no. And that IS a FACT, Jack.
Can't accept No -> Acid attack -> most common in South Asia
QED

You're shrouded.

[mn69]

I'm pretty sure that attack few years ago was towards a Korean WL and it was by some sad Farang loser.

She rejected his romantic advances towards her. He was originally seeing her as a customer.

[Zoobender]

I'm pretty sure that attack few years ago was towards a Korean WL and it was by some sad Farang loser.

She rejected his romantic advances towards her. He was originally seeing her as a customer.

Farangs always want to fuck up everything. They are living here rent free after stealing all the land from the Abos. Atleast they did give something back to the indigenous folk... They built Petrol stations and paint factories.

[Axeman123]

Farangs always want to fuck up everything. They are living here rent free after stealing all the land from the Abos. Atleast they did give something back to the indigenous folk... They built Petrol stations and paint factories. And we gave Lattrell an opportunity to make a buck!!

[Double_Adapter]

Didn't do the homework assignment then spoke up in class, confirming his lack of reading. Double fail.

Homework assignment:
Google which nationality is most prone to use acid attacks

Although acid attacks occur all over the world, this type of violence is most common in South Asia.


Can't accept No -> Acid attack -> most common in South Asia
QED

You're shrouded.

At the core of any woman is her beauty, her insecurities and her vanity. She relies on it to attract the 'right' partner improving her chances of obtaining financial, physical and emotional security. When a cunt takes that away he's basically taking away her essence and punishing and denying her of any future opportunities and aspirations in life. The cunts who do it know this and that's why they resort to using acid ie the chick doesn't die but is traumatised and disfigured for life.

Acid attacks on any woman is a fucken low dog act and the cunts who do it should be castrated using a fucken blunt knife and hung by their testicles.

[tcrawford]

I'm pretty sure that attack few years ago was towards a Korean WL and it was by some sad Farang loser.


He was middle eastern.

[Zoobender]

He was middle eastern.

Arabs always want to fuck up everything. They are living here rent free after stealing all the gold chains from the farangs. Atleast they did give something back to this fine land... Doof doof music and hairy back sheilas

[Zoobender]

What do you mean by “rent free”? Do Arabs get free accommodation?

Are you Arab? Pay rent then cunt.

[Revenant]

So you admit you're full of shit Vincent.


Leave Vinnie out of this, he’s a lover NOT a fighter. You two can go toe to toe and get your rocks off as well as your socks off. Sock being the vernacular used by a pseudonym. I’m only extrapolating this for the intellectually unanointed.

Like the driver said as I was trying to have a conversation with him today, “mongo do” he said and I categorically stated “mongo don’t” as he was going the wrong way you see. I wanted Darlinghurst and he went towards the airport, at least he did it with a smile. The moral in the story being “smiling can demonstrate ignorance”. Like a fractured fairytale, you know the theme I take it?

PB you don’t smile by any chance, do you? I mean, if you habitually call most accounts on here Vinnie then you could well be an ignoramus and what’s worse is that there’s no cure for that.

[Revenant]

What’s surprising is that at my age I take nothing and have no health issues whatsoever. I suppose genetics, watching what I eat, keeping mobile, doing exercise and getting enough sleep all play a part in it.

Don’t drink, don’t smoke and don’t take drugs. Your body really is a temple and you should respect it if you want to live long and punt longer. I’m not here to preach so if anyone wants to fast burn their life and do whatever it’s entirely up to them as long as they enjoy it.

I’m working right now so it’s enjoyable. This time last year I was working and the year before that and the year before that adinfinitum. I find work is exercise both mentally and physically and I plan on doing it for a long time yet.

Enjoy your night.

[Zoobender]

You seem more eloquent than usual. Apart from that nonsense in the middle. Are you on drugs Vincent?

No, I don't think zoolander is you, but he accused me so I threw it back at him for my own amusement.

Enjoy the rest of your evening.

What a hurt little bitch you turned out to be. I couldn't care less what you say you cock cheese licking cunt...but the words I say seem to really matter to you. I'm sorry I hurt your feelings.

[Zoobender]

Lol, no hurt feelings, you seem to be the angry one. I just wanted to know what "Arabs living rent free" meant. Which you still haven't answered.
But all you can say is cock cheese, cunt, I fucked your mum, etc etc.

I honestly do just want to know what "rent free" means!

And also what zoobender means.

It's just a saying. The young Sheila's say it like "this tiktoc lives in my head rent free" welcome to your first day at the University of Zoobender... That'll be $80k.

[Zoobender]

Right so it's meaningless. Or Arabs live in your head. Awesome university.

Just like your existence. Rent free in your head like I am. Red wire goes to blue wire, white wire goes to red... Ah shit.. No matter which wires I connect you still end up being a turd

[Zoobender]

"Arabs always want to fuck up everything. They are living here rent free", sounds like Arabs are getting some kind of financial benefit that "Real Aussies" don't.
But what does "rent free" actually mean? Nothing. It's just a saying. "The young sheilas say it." Even sayings are supposed to mean something.

At least try to make sense of the biases in your private mindgarden and not just spout bullshit without thinking.

Even sayings are meant to mean something.... Fuck me. You sound like a fat middle aged slut on her period and at the same time... A complete poofta.

You ain't a real Aussie. You are a little posh bitch. You want another cup of tea governor.

I'm living rent free in your head. And based on your responses everyone here now knows I own you.