14 Concord Massage

[Mybadwilly22]

Person’s Name: Daria

Establishment: 14 Concord Massage

Month/Year of Visit: October 2024

Phone: 0285406871

Hours of Business: 10am to 9pm

Rates: $75/60mins

Age: Advertised as 23… but bruh, she looked more like late 30s, maybe even early 40s. Ain’t no 23-year-old with those life experiences!

Size/shape: Slim, dark brown hair, nice set of titties (C cup), and she’s rockin’ a tattoo of a cat on her arm and a unicorn on her leg. Body’s alright but… mate, she’s got a flat bum.

Nationality or Ethnicity: Chinese

Value for money/recommend?: Bruh, I can’t recommend this one. The massage? Felt like she was just tryin’ to tick a box, and those extras? Oh man, like a robot on autopilot.

My experience/comments:

Alright, let me set the scene for ya. Walk into the room, it’s got a shower, big-ass massage table… all good, yeah? Daria strolls in, doesn’t speak a lick of English, so I’m sittin’ there tryin’ to communicate like we’re in some kind of hostage negotiation through Google Translate. Real 2024 romance, right?

Now, we get to the fun part, the extras. NHJ for $50, CBJ $100, FS $150… so ya boy decided, “Alright, let’s go full service.”

Now look, she looked decent—body’s nice, tattoos are kinda cool—but here’s where the fairytale ended. She asked me to take a quick shower, no problem, right? But then, as soon as I’m done, SHE jumps in! I’m thinkin’, “Wait a minute, mate… this is my time. Why you eatin’ into my minutes like this?” But I let it slide. Maybe she’s a clean freak, I dunno.

So I’m on the bed, waiting. She stays naked, starts with the massage, which was just part 1. And I’m thinkin’, “Okay, maybe this is like foreplay… maybe it’s gonna build up.” Nah, fam. It was like a soft poke, barely there. I asked her to go harder, but it’s like she didn’t even know what I was sayin’. And I don’t speak Mandarin, so we’re just sittin’ in this awkward silence.

Then comes part 2. Now I don’t know what I expected, but it wasn’t this. My little mate’s down there gettin’ examined like he’s gotta pass quarantine or some sh*t. She’s pokin’, lookin’, like she’s got a job in biohazard control. Puts the condom on like she’s suiting up for war, and starts with the CBJ. Again… zero effort. Like, no passion, no enthusiasm. Just goin’ through the motions.

By part 3, she’s on top—cowgirl—and yeah, she’s tight. But bruh, she starts ridin’ like she’s tryna win a rodeo competition! Rushed, rough, like she’s got an appointment in 10 minutes. I’m takin’ my time, tryin’ to enjoy the moment, but I could see it in her eyes… she’s like, “C’mon mate, hurry it up!”

Finally, I finish after 10 minutes, and she looked more relieved than I was! Bruh, she was clockin’ out mentally from the moment we started.

So yeah, mates, it was nothin’ special. Disappointing as hell. Anyone else had the same experience? Or did I just catch her on a bad day?

[Kiki kong]

Damn my bro, I guess thanks for TOFTT. Thats a shit go, why does older MLs just give better attitude and service knowing that the oldest fuck, and it's hard for them to compete with the younger generation. All they have is service quality to keep business coming in, if not it's wham bam not coming back.

[The Machine]

Damn bro. That place is such a hit and miss. More often miss unfortunately. Thanks for the report.

[HitNMiss]

Go try No5 marrickville or ginza if your forking out that kind of money , def be a lot happier . Unless you prefer the massage shops.

[Mybadwilly22]

Appreciate all the advice—I’m still pretty new to this scene, so it’s good to know what to avoid and where to check out. I’ll definitely be hittin’ up No5 Marrickville or Ginza next time, sounds like those spots have a better rep. Cheers again for the pointers, and I’ll make sure to report back once I give ‘em a go!

[Jumper63]

Good read. Made me smile if. It a little sad for you … that’s punting life!

[11Bravo]

Appreciate all the advice—I’m still pretty new to this scene, so it’s good to know what to avoid and where to check out. I’ll definitely be hittin’ up No5 Marrickville or Ginza next time, sounds like those spots have a better rep. Cheers again for the pointers, and I’ll make sure to report back once I give ‘em a go!

My favorite RnT is Summerville, Pyrmont. Rooms are nice (well, except for the one on the ground floor, across from the reception desk). 1 floor up, rooms are small but sufficient. 2 floors up, rooms are bigger. ALL have an en-suite toilet (first time I was there, I just thought the other door was either another exit or a door to an adjoining room, no, it's a very nice bathroom). Most pictures are accurate. Website is one of the best. Summer runs a tight shop. The tenured staff have tenure for a reason; others are guest lecturers, resulting in a very nice mix, stable yet changing. Ask Summer and I've found her recommendations, and her suggestions of alternates once she knows you, to be very well informed. It is an RnT so the "open minded" must be taken with a YMMV. IME, only a VERY few bookings have problems, most all work without a hitch. And, as to the guest lecturers, some have been good enough, having gotten their WeChat, have been able to follow them to other offices.

[Pattyherb]

I spend 200 max at any massage parlor for fs. But now I'm looking at brothel prices it should be 150max. This is bs go to a nice place like croydon palce: 200 for 45mins and you get a nice air con room with a bed and all girls are hot and mid 20s. These places are becoming bs.