Cerulean
05-11-2024, 12:33 AM
G'day punters,
Well unfortunately tonight's experience was a massive let down, nothing to do with the establishment or the service of front of house staff, they are great, just a really poor experience with Alina (one of the working girls) in particular.
After speaking with the friendly reception, I decided to go with 1 hour with Alina (Argentinian) and paid upfront.
Once taken to the room, I waited in there for approximately 15 minutes ( now 10pm) to finally have Alina arrive, she immediately asks if I'd like to have a shower, I told her that I had only had a shower 10 minutes before arriving, I was clean, well groomed and very presentable, a man should have basic hygiene and then some sorted. She was quite suggestive that she'd like me to take a shower and I thought to myself "Sure, the girls want to know the men are clean" so I took another shower to give her peace of mind, we'll circle back to what her real motive was later.
So now I'm double showered, and lying down on the table, looking forward to a warm massage and hopefully the occasional small talk and laugh, I personally enjoy a massage with a masseuse that shows at least some interest in keeping things light and entertaining.
Perhaps it was a long shift for Alina, perhaps she had a lot going on outside of work, maybe she's just tired of doing what she does, I wanted to give her the benefit of the doubt because I can only imagine her job isn't always very pleasant, but what can I say, her personality and enthusiasm was as dull as a soggy lettuce sandwich.
The massage itself, well whenever she started to get into a rhythm and warm the muscles up, she'd abruptly stop, walk away, I can hear things clattering around but I don't know what she's doing, she'd come back and with increasingly less enthusiasm with each time from whatever else she was doing.
We're 10 minutes into rubbing my back (it's now 10:10) and she instructs me to turn over, I was a little surprised, I was expecting more of a full body massage before the next part.
I turn over, and she informs me with almost zero enthusiasm what her extra services are and I have to be honest, I'm not even close to being sold, with this little effort I may as well do it myself!
I don't let my disappointment or confusion show, I respectfully said just the H.E will be fine for tonight, perhaps another time (I'm imagining another time where she actually shows a single smile and shred of enthusiasm)
So after her almost yawning her way through this part and not wasting any extra effort on hiding her expressions of boredom, I now start to feel like I need to try and hurry this part along because it was getting nothing short of awkward watching someone so unenthusiastic and bland, try satisfy me, very weird experience, does she have any idea of the concept of what sexual attraction and lust is?? It's clear she couldn't care less.
So after we get through that less than satisfying portion of the "hour" she then attempts to clean me by giving a real quick wipe with tissues, then she's straight into the shower washing her whole body for a good 5 minutes, which kind of threw me off guard, we didn't have sex, she didn't give me any body slides, she was just as clean and dry as her bland personality and efforts, I thought the shower was unnecessary.
So I'm lying there waiting for her, she gets out of the shower and asks me to take ANOTHER SHOWER!
Now you're either thinking 1 of 2 things, shit this dude must stink (I can assure I didn't, I was very clean and well groomed)
Or like me, you were starting to think ohhhh I get it, she's just trying to do everything she can to burn time off the hour because she can't be fucked.
Its now only 10:25, she's insisting that I have a shower, so I did, a quick one to wash and dry myself again, then she asks if I'd like to continue the massage, which of course knowing that I had another 30 minutes left I said yes.
She then proceeded in giving me the most half arsed massage on my back for 10 minutes with oil and at times I literally heard her sighing and then at 10:40 just stops and says, ok thank you, you can have a shower if you like to wash the oil off your back... yes that's right... another fucking shower!
So at this point I fully realise she's just trying to put me in the shower as often as she could to burn time and even have showers herself to achieve her goal of doing fuck all.
I'm not one to be rude to a lady, so I kept things polite still and said, no thank you, I've had quite enough showers, if you're saying we're done here then I'll happily have a shower at home, after I have a chat with the staff at reception.
This is when she realises that I know what she's up to and she starts to get desperate, she then starts telling me that she's thinks I would be a disgusting person if I didn't take another shower right now, I smiled and again said, no thank you.
She panicked and said, "oh now you're just going to complain that I haven't given you an hour massage because you won't have a shower and you think that you can get a refund from me"
I politletely informed her that I paid for an hour, and received at best, 30 minutes of poor service, with time wasting tricks so let's not waste any more of each others time, nor money.
This was the complete opposite experience to other visits with lovely Thai and Vietnamese girls that at very least smile, that actually know what it means to satisfy a man and whilst sure, they might not have the best jobs in the world but they at least make a little effort in comfort, relaxation and creating an overall enjoyable experience.
I spoke with reception afterwards, the staff were very understanding and offered a solution that I was happy with.
As for Alina, I hope you find a different career that you find joy in because that was miserable as all hell for me, you have secured first place for the worst massage experience I've ever had.
So thanks for that, I guess there's only one thing left to do,
Have another fucking shower.
Well unfortunately tonight's experience was a massive let down, nothing to do with the establishment or the service of front of house staff, they are great, just a really poor experience with Alina (one of the working girls) in particular.
After speaking with the friendly reception, I decided to go with 1 hour with Alina (Argentinian) and paid upfront.
Once taken to the room, I waited in there for approximately 15 minutes ( now 10pm) to finally have Alina arrive, she immediately asks if I'd like to have a shower, I told her that I had only had a shower 10 minutes before arriving, I was clean, well groomed and very presentable, a man should have basic hygiene and then some sorted. She was quite suggestive that she'd like me to take a shower and I thought to myself "Sure, the girls want to know the men are clean" so I took another shower to give her peace of mind, we'll circle back to what her real motive was later.
So now I'm double showered, and lying down on the table, looking forward to a warm massage and hopefully the occasional small talk and laugh, I personally enjoy a massage with a masseuse that shows at least some interest in keeping things light and entertaining.
Perhaps it was a long shift for Alina, perhaps she had a lot going on outside of work, maybe she's just tired of doing what she does, I wanted to give her the benefit of the doubt because I can only imagine her job isn't always very pleasant, but what can I say, her personality and enthusiasm was as dull as a soggy lettuce sandwich.
The massage itself, well whenever she started to get into a rhythm and warm the muscles up, she'd abruptly stop, walk away, I can hear things clattering around but I don't know what she's doing, she'd come back and with increasingly less enthusiasm with each time from whatever else she was doing.
We're 10 minutes into rubbing my back (it's now 10:10) and she instructs me to turn over, I was a little surprised, I was expecting more of a full body massage before the next part.
I turn over, and she informs me with almost zero enthusiasm what her extra services are and I have to be honest, I'm not even close to being sold, with this little effort I may as well do it myself!
I don't let my disappointment or confusion show, I respectfully said just the H.E will be fine for tonight, perhaps another time (I'm imagining another time where she actually shows a single smile and shred of enthusiasm)
So after her almost yawning her way through this part and not wasting any extra effort on hiding her expressions of boredom, I now start to feel like I need to try and hurry this part along because it was getting nothing short of awkward watching someone so unenthusiastic and bland, try satisfy me, very weird experience, does she have any idea of the concept of what sexual attraction and lust is?? It's clear she couldn't care less.
So after we get through that less than satisfying portion of the "hour" she then attempts to clean me by giving a real quick wipe with tissues, then she's straight into the shower washing her whole body for a good 5 minutes, which kind of threw me off guard, we didn't have sex, she didn't give me any body slides, she was just as clean and dry as her bland personality and efforts, I thought the shower was unnecessary.
So I'm lying there waiting for her, she gets out of the shower and asks me to take ANOTHER SHOWER!
Now you're either thinking 1 of 2 things, shit this dude must stink (I can assure I didn't, I was very clean and well groomed)
Or like me, you were starting to think ohhhh I get it, she's just trying to do everything she can to burn time off the hour because she can't be fucked.
Its now only 10:25, she's insisting that I have a shower, so I did, a quick one to wash and dry myself again, then she asks if I'd like to continue the massage, which of course knowing that I had another 30 minutes left I said yes.
She then proceeded in giving me the most half arsed massage on my back for 10 minutes with oil and at times I literally heard her sighing and then at 10:40 just stops and says, ok thank you, you can have a shower if you like to wash the oil off your back... yes that's right... another fucking shower!
So at this point I fully realise she's just trying to put me in the shower as often as she could to burn time and even have showers herself to achieve her goal of doing fuck all.
I'm not one to be rude to a lady, so I kept things polite still and said, no thank you, I've had quite enough showers, if you're saying we're done here then I'll happily have a shower at home, after I have a chat with the staff at reception.
This is when she realises that I know what she's up to and she starts to get desperate, she then starts telling me that she's thinks I would be a disgusting person if I didn't take another shower right now, I smiled and again said, no thank you.
She panicked and said, "oh now you're just going to complain that I haven't given you an hour massage because you won't have a shower and you think that you can get a refund from me"
I politletely informed her that I paid for an hour, and received at best, 30 minutes of poor service, with time wasting tricks so let's not waste any more of each others time, nor money.
This was the complete opposite experience to other visits with lovely Thai and Vietnamese girls that at very least smile, that actually know what it means to satisfy a man and whilst sure, they might not have the best jobs in the world but they at least make a little effort in comfort, relaxation and creating an overall enjoyable experience.
I spoke with reception afterwards, the staff were very understanding and offered a solution that I was happy with.
As for Alina, I hope you find a different career that you find joy in because that was miserable as all hell for me, you have secured first place for the worst massage experience I've ever had.
So thanks for that, I guess there's only one thing left to do,
Have another fucking shower.