BUSTED due to STD from punting

[Rookiestones]

Ok gents, this is a spin off from a recent topic and other similar topics before it.

The scenario:

You have a punt.

That night or a couple days later you have sex with your partner.

In the following days, your partner starts noticing weird physical changes. They share this information with you casually.

Your partner is concerned and goes to a doctor to get checked. It ends up being a STD. Now you're the prime suspect.

You know this is trouble, this is a bad situation.

What do you say? How have you explained yourself out of it? What spin or story did you use so the relationship is kept and manage to dodge a bullet?

[BobGeorge]

I don’t know what story you’d be able to spin. I’d probably revert to my usual tactic and that’s to Deny, deny until you die.

[Veets]

Maybe your bits touch a filthy public toilet?
Could work depending on the STD

[hornybastard123]

I think you're just fucked unless your wife/partner wants to delude herself into believing your bullshit.

[tcrawford]

If you give your wife an STD, she deserves to take half your assets.

[xboyx]

blame it on the toilet seat

[Abracadabra]

I think you're just fucked unless your wife/partner wants to delude herself into believing your bullshit.

Precisely what I was about to write!

Fling yourself upon her mercy as someone who is a grubby lowlife worthless piece of shit who doesn't deserve her but who will earn her forgiveness throughout the rest of your life.....

Nah .....you're fucked!

[stallionmachine123]

Why you having unprotected punts whilst in a relationship bro

[Meng]

You know what would be even funnier. If she's got a STD and doesn't say anything to you. That would of meant she thought she got it off someone else.

[CFH]

just blame it on the Milkman

[dudelove]

Or blame it on her, until she admits she has also been cheating on u

[GoldfishMan]

I'll continue my story from the previous thread, lol

My situation was a bit different. I got the STD, found out about it, was on the meds, then my then-GF returned from holidays.

There I was knowing I still had something, with a GF that was horny for sex. Before that, I'd never declined sex with her, ever. And the sex we had was always BB.

I was literally farked. Any move I make to avoid sex with her would make it impossible for me to explain why. I can't even use a condom cos we never used one before.

I could've been a good guy and come clean with her and probably ended the relationship right there. Instead, I chose to be a scoundrel. Back when the doc gave me the meds, all the above was going through my head. I asked the doc for an extra dose of the meds. I said to him I'd had sex with my GF before getting the symptoms, can he please help me just treat my GF as well? He kindly prescribed another dose to me. The night she came back, we fucked and then I somehow managed to convince my GF to take the meds by saying I caught something after a one night stand I had while she was away.

[Zoobender]

Just send your wife to me. I'll bang her hard and good for you, and then you can tell her you got an std...she will get mad at you and call you a dog cunt. How could you cheat on me... Then you hit her with your Trump card... Don't get all high and mighty you slut... I know you sucked Zoobenders hard cock and swallowed his cum.

Problem solved. You're welcome mate.

Fyi I tell all my partners I'm fucking other people, if they can't handle it I fuck them then dump them. I know this situation doesn't work for everyone, esp those who are married. But it works for me.

The issue for you is you can't really lie, unless she cheated she can only get an STD from...you. So unless you let me fuck that bitch hard and good you are fucked mate

[JJBlows]

Or blame it on her, until she admits she has also been cheating on u

Haha this, you give it to her but just before you comes clean, she beats you to it and says she has given you a STD

[Abracadabra]

Just send your wife to me. I'll bang her hard and good for you, and then you can tell her you got an std...she will get mad at you and call you a dog cunt. How could you cheat on me... Then you hit her with your Trump card... Don't get all high and mighty you slut... I know you sucked Zoobenders hard cock and swallowed his cum.

Problem solved. You're welcome mate.

Fyi I tell all my partners I'm fucking other people, if they can't handle it I fuck them then dump them. I know this situation doesn't work for everyone, esp those who are married. But it works for me.

The issue for you is you can't really lie, unless she cheated she can only get an STD from...you. So unless you let me fuck that bitch hard and good you are fucked mate

I'm assuming you'll provide this service gratis out of the goodness of your heart bro....

[holi_day]

Nothing to worry about.

Throw the medical result in front of your partner and start accusing her for cheating, bringing this nasty shit to you blah blah... remember, be confident and act outrageously!

Chances are, she will breakout crying, start confession of how many guys she fucked and had no idea they had this, and beg your forgiveness. Then you will be the one in control of the situation.

[annex]

It depends on the STD but sudden changes would be bacterial or viral. think it’ll be hard to get away with this. This happened to me before, in my case, my balls were in pain but I ignored it until it resolved on its own without meds, I think gonorrhoea.

My gf at the time randomly brought it up, “Hey did you know my friend said that you can get STDs from dirty toilet seats”.

I told her that her friends logic is most likely wrong and it would be hard to touch your private parts there and that viruses and bacteria don’t live long on surfaces.

I didn’t connect the dots that she was saying that to gauge my reaction.

she eventually broke up with me after seeing my recent maps search history. while driving, i asked her to navigate to the beach and she saw a lost of massage places.

After that there was no way to explain anything.

[Zoobender]

I'm assuming you'll provide this service gratis out of the goodness of your heart bro....

Yes I'm a good bloke and I hate seeing another good bloke in distress. I just want to help bro.

[Orehcac]

I'll continue my story from the previous thread, lol

My situation was a bit different. I got the STD, found out about it, was on the meds, then my then-GF returned from holidays.

There I was knowing I still had something, with a GF that was horny for sex. Before that, I'd never declined sex with her, ever. And the sex we had was always BB.

I was literally farked. Any move I make to avoid sex with her would make it impossible for me to explain why. I can't even use a condom cos we never used one before.

I could've been a good guy and come clean with her and probably ended the relationship right there. Instead, I chose to be a scoundrel. Back when the doc gave me the meds, all the above was going through my head. I asked the doc for an extra dose of the meds. I said to him I'd had sex with my GF before getting the symptoms, can he please help me just treat my GF as well? He kindly prescribed another dose to me. The night she came back, we fucked and then I somehow managed to convince my GF to take the meds by saying I caught something after a one night stand I had while she was away.

How did she react to the "one night stand" ?

[The giver]

How do you get an STD if you're wearing a condom..?
If you're barebacking a working girl and you have a partner
You get what you deserve

Educate yourself brother. Condoms don't prevent STI transmissions completely, because some STIs are skin to skin contact and some are bodily fluids, so if your balls or pubic area touches an infected person genitals even with a condom, you could still get it. For some people STIs don't show symptoms straight away so you might not even know you have it. STIs can also be passed orally, so don't be deluded into thinking BBBJs are 100% safe. Another interesting thing is regular STI checks don't test for herpes unless you ask for them. They say herpes is a pretty common STI. Cold sores are also a form of herpes referred to as HSV1, while genital is HSV2 and you can actually pass on cold sores to genitals. So all you married and relationship blokes are playing russian roulette, but I'm not here to tell you how to live your lives, just giving some info to the unaware.

[eragon3552]

Some of you guys are a real Jerk. He asked for help!
It's mean he trusted you guys!
It's dependents to the STI type.
Chlamydia, Gonorrhoea and herpes, can be caught from public toilets.
Herpes can be hidden for years too.
But the others like Hep B or C or HIV or even genitalia warts, not that easy catch.

Use condoms, minimise the transmission of the STI, but not 100%, especially Herpes and genitalia warts

[diligent]

Ok gents, this is a spin off from a recent topic and other similar topics before it.

The scenario:

You have a punt.

That night or a couple days later you have sex with your partner.

In the following days, your partner starts noticing weird physical changes. They share this information with you casually.

Your partner is concerned and goes to a doctor to get checked. It ends up being a STD. Now you're the prime suspect.

You know this is trouble, this is a bad situation.

What do you say? How have you explained yourself out of it? What spin or story did you use so the relationship is kept and manage to dodge a bullet?

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Yeah mate, youre fucked.

Don't be silly, cover your willy.

[GoldfishMan]

How did she react to the "one night stand" ?

She didn't take it well at all initially, but it wasn't as bad as you might think either. It all happened when I had a reputation for fucking around. I don't think any girl I hooked up with at that time wanted to have a long term relationship. Even how I met her was a "one night stand" that continued for almost a year after that, so I guess it goes with the type of person I am. I daresay my story might have made me look more appealing to her, lolll

[Hidden Python]

This is why you got to constantly get tested every 3 months while punting, and minimise the risks by having protective sex,
If a working girl offers you bareback sex just reject it, because you wont be the first or last one she fucks raw,
In terms of being confronted by your misses about her catching an std, the way you handle it depends on her behaviour if she is always out with the girls, ask her did she do something a while back, because it takes 3 months for an std to come up in testing, depends on which one of course, but the look on her face will determine if she did or not,

[speranza]

Why didn't you just fake orgasms until you were clear?

[GoldfishMan]

Why didn't you just fake orgasms until you were clear?

Sorry, don't understand your point. How's that going to prevent passing the STD to your partner?

[hadog]

Yeah got the big G from a BBBJ early in my punting life.

Luckily I was single at the time so no major issues, just told the Dr it was a one night stand.

Anyway, I no longer accept BBBJ, rather not have to worry about it. Sure chances are low, but that's my loss/choice.

[Jack-Jack]

Ok gents, this is a spin off from a recent topic and other similar topics before it.

The scenario:

You have a punt.

That night or a couple days later you have sex with your partner.

In the following days, your partner starts noticing weird physical changes. They share this information with you casually.

Your partner is concerned and goes to a doctor to get checked. It ends up being a STD. Now you're the prime suspect.

You know this is trouble, this is a bad situation.

What do you say? How have you explained yourself out of it? What spin or story did you use so the relationship is kept and manage to dodge a bullet?

If your partner/SO is not like sleeping around or having fun then its pretty hard to spin urself out of the sticky situation (no pun intended)

In this instance just be upfront and do the right thing and own up to it not only for you and your partner sake .... But you should also go get it checked out and if you do have an STD you should also do what's right and tell the WL/ML including the shop so they can warn customers who saw her that day

[vitamin]

Honestly depends on the type of STD you got.

Did you get tested? are you clean? wishful thinking, but maybe she got it and you're actually clean.

Herpes can be extremely latent or some people not show symptoms every or maybe once in a blue moon. So you may be able to explain that away.
There is no other way of catching an STD other than having SEX, it's literally in the name.
If it's hep C or HIV then you can say you into drugs and been sharing needles.

[xboyx]

Yeah got the big G from a BBBJ early in my punting life.

Luckily I was single at the time so no major issues, just told the Dr it was a one night stand.

Anyway, I no longer accept BBBJ, rather not have to worry about it. Sure chances are low, but that's my loss/choice.

some doctors ask straight up "with sex workers?"
they hear it everyday I guess

[hornedbeast]

Tell her you got it from bangin a native in Africa, cultural tradition

[tommyb]

she eventually broke up with me after seeing my recent maps search history. while driving, i asked her to navigate to the beach and she saw a lost of massage places.

After that there was no way to explain anything.

One trick I use is to use a shop or restaurant nearby for my google search so the massage/brothels don't come up in my map history

[Axeman123]

It would be no use me lying about it...well not completely any way. I would NEVER admit to hooker sex but try n spin a I got it off a random opportunity. Either way I'd be well fucked.

[ColesBag]

some doctors ask straight up "with sex workers?"
they hear it everyday I guess

Yep. STD's are pretty rampant in Sydney from what my doctor tells me.

[anth2426]

I’m curious to know if anyone here has had a throat std from daty?

[enduser]

I got the clap, and HPV from the suna, two different times.

The clap cured up with a needle in my ass cheek.

HPV, she's a AF told her to go get the vaccination and avoided fucking for about a month to help it settle in.

Remind her to get papsmea often, just to catch any cancer before it gets untreatable, why, ah, cause I fuck you so much who knows?

[massage addict]

It would be no use me lying about it...well not completely any way. I would NEVER admit to hooker sex but try n spin a I got it off a random opportunity. Either way I'd be well fucked.

Why not? Hooker sex is the best sex to get caught with by your partner. Its just a business transaction that is satisfying a need that your partner cant or doesn't. There is zero emotion and communication/connection its almost not cheating. If you explain it right your partner will understand that after all it is just sex.