Angel Day Spa Tanah Merah - don't bother

[Cmnothingelse]

Y'know when you get the feeling that you should walk, but don't, and then spend the drive home wishing you had? Yep, still haven't learned my lesson.

Called up, booked for 12, got there about 10 past due to delays leaving the city. No biggie, place isn't busy. Photos look absolutely nothing like the ad as expected. See what happens. Into the massage room, one of those pedestal aircon fan things blowing full blast on me. I can live with it, not super cold, but 'how's the serenity' kind of thing. Massage was actually really good, hit the spots. However, absolutely no TT or even a hint of a tease. On the flip, asked if I wanted extra. Finally dragged out of her prices, standard 1 pine HJ, 2 nude, 3 BJ nude, 4 FS. Feeling rich, so opted to go FS. Little head took over...

Stuffed around, came back. Proceeded to tell me that I've got 10 minutes. Hang on, only been going for half hour, now I only have 10 minutes left? Looks at the little fella and tells me it's not hard. No shit babe, we're starting from scratch here... More stuffing around with her wiggling my cock around before I tel her it might help if she sucks it and takes her clothes off. Go through the rigmarole of wipes and hand sanny, no biggie, but not helping. Won't suck me until the raincoat is on, fair enough, finally get hard enough for that to happen. Not allowed to touch her pussy, let alone go inside. No licking. Fucking nothing. I try to get myself hard, hand gets pushed away from my own cock, apparently my sanitised hands can't touch it. Meanwhile, I get asked about 2 or 3 times if it's hard enough to stick it in. Fucken hell... After the third time, I said fuck this, give me some money back and don't bother. She starts massaging my legs and I told her to stop, I'm done. I get $50 back. She justifies it because she got nude and gave me a token BJ. So for an $80 1 hour massage (that lasted 35 minutes) and $150 for an older asian lady to get naked and have me fondle her arse and nipples a couple of times, I walked out in disgust, more with myself than with her to be honest.

Ambience/atmosphere - 1/10
Massage - 6/10
TT - 0/10
VFM - 2/10 (massage brings it up)
Looks - 2/10 (I'm being generous)
WIR - fuck no.

Let the pile on begin, I fucking deserve it!!!

[Robstorie44]

No pile on from me.

You never never know if you don't have a go - or some other poor bastard.

Most of the members (haha) here have all taken one for the team, some like me, more than one.

Hopefully someone will give you advice for the area.

[Cmnothingelse]

No pile on from me.

You never never know if you don't have a go - or some other poor bastard.

Most of the members (haha) here have all taken one for the team, some like me, more than one.

Hopefully someone will give you advice for the area.

I've had a good look around the area, posted up the other day about some adventures. This was on my 'to do' list, wish I'd lost the bastard list.

[flamejob]

It was very good before Covid. Then it shut down, reopened, so I had a crack to see if it was as good as previously. It was a shit experience. I'd booked 30 mins, about half way through, someone else comes in so she says she will take care of him first because he'll be quick. dunno whatever happened to telling a latecomer to wait their fkn turn. I won't go back.

[Flipflop]

I've seen them advertise a bit and have been tempted, But thanks I'll avoid it. There's a newish shop on the other side of the highway in the shopping centre, next to a barber and tobacconist. Have tried messaging them but got no response.

[flamejob]

Hi Flipflop, I've been to that one a few times. I enjoyed it, which is why i've been back a few times, however, it may not be for everyone as the MLs I've seen are older ... some might say boilers, but I've enjoyed their service. I've never called them, just rocked up. The store has a rear entrance if you wish to be more discreet.

[APuntingwewillgo]

no pile on brother. We've all been there

[Flipflop]

Hi Flipflop, I've been to that one a few times. I enjoyed it, which is why i've been back a few times, however, it may not be for everyone as the MLs I've seen are older ... some might say boilers, but I've enjoyed their service. I've never called them, just rocked up. The store has a rear entrance if you wish to be more discreet.

May have to give it shot one day. If the service is good why not, been finding lately the better the looks the worst the service. Seems to be slim picking around this area. Just been defaulting to Smile on a saturday but that wearing off

[Shagspear]

Y'know when you get the feeling that you should walk, but don't, and then spend the drive home wishing you had? Yep, still haven't learned my lesson.

Called up, booked for 12, got there about 10 past due to delays leaving the city. No biggie, place isn't busy. Photos look absolutely nothing like the ad as expected. See what happens. Into the massage room, one of those pedestal aircon fan things blowing full blast on me. I can live with it, not super cold, but 'how's the serenity' kind of thing. Massage was actually really good, hit the spots. However, absolutely no TT or even a hint of a tease. On the flip, asked if I wanted extra. Finally dragged out of her prices, standard 1 pine HJ, 2 nude, 3 BJ nude, 4 FS. Feeling rich, so opted to go FS. Little head took over...

Stuffed around, came back. Proceeded to tell me that I've got 10 minutes. Hang on, only been going for half hour, now I only have 10 minutes left? Looks at the little fella and tells me it's not hard. No shit babe, we're starting from scratch here... More stuffing around with her wiggling my cock around before I tel her it might help if she sucks it and takes her clothes off. Go through the rigmarole of wipes and hand sanny, no biggie, but not helping. Won't suck me until the raincoat is on, fair enough, finally get hard enough for that to happen. Not allowed to touch her pussy, let alone go inside. No licking. Fucking nothing. I try to get myself hard, hand gets pushed away from my own cock, apparently my sanitised hands can't touch it. Meanwhile, I get asked about 2 or 3 times if it's hard enough to stick it in. Fucken hell... After the third time, I said fuck this, give me some money back and don't bother. She starts massaging my legs and I told her to stop, I'm done. I get $50 back. She justifies it because she got nude and gave me a token BJ. So for an $80 1 hour massage (that lasted 35 minutes) and $150 for an older asian lady to get naked and have me fondle her arse and nipples a couple of times, I walked out in disgust, more with myself than with her to be honest.

Ambience/atmosphere - 1/10
Massage - 6/10
TT - 0/10
VFM - 2/10 (massage brings it up)
Looks - 2/10 (I'm being generous)
WIR - fuck no.

Let the pile on begin, I fucking deserve it!!!


Thanks for taking one for the team brother!
We all been there, many many times! Learn and relearn the lessons….sometimes wishful thinking and the little brain are just too powerful that overrides the big brain…

[Falcon2005]

I've seen them advertise a bit and have been tempted, But thanks I'll avoid it. There's a newish shop on the other side of the highway in the shopping centre, next to a barber and tobacconist. Have tried messaging them but got no response.

dont think you are missing out on anything. messaged them one day, only one lady working and he was 42 yrs.

[Falcon2005]

It was very good before Covid. Then it shut down, reopened, so I had a crack to see if it was as good as previously. It was a shit experience. I'd booked 30 mins, about half way through, someone else comes in so she says she will take care of him first because he'll be quick. dunno whatever happened to telling a latecomer to wait their fkn turn. I won't go back.

Agreed - had many a good massages there in the early days (when they were in the shop on the other side)