The doppelganger problem.

[vitamin]

Not sure if anyone else faced this issue before.

Went for a punt the other day. Had a quick glance at intro. Girl seemed nice. But once we were alone. Instant regret.

The moment she smiled, the shape of her lips, her eyes ,the crows feet, her side profile, the shape of her teeth, her nose.
Just reminded me of a mate (male). Not saying she looks masculine or my mate is feminine. Just the resemblance is uncanny.
If someone told me they were twins (different sex) or siblings. I'd believe you.

The resemblance was so off-putting that there was just no way of doing anything sexual without some serious mental gymnastics and some self reflection after the fact.
In the end, we just lay on the bed, chatted for a bit in her broken English. And I left.

The ultimate fail. lol.

[Orehcac]

It’s like when you see a pretty girl on instagram, you look closer and… she looks like your sister. Instant limp dick.

[schloong]

Thankfully I've never experienced that Bro vitamin & it would be very off putting for sure...:surprise:

[F0x]

Did you tell her this?

Next pack yourself some COVID masks and mask her up saying your paranoid

[Zoobender]

Fucking hell what a first world problem.. Just fuck her already. It's not your mate, mum or sister. Kids in Africa haven't eaten for years and here we have an all you can eat buffet being questioned because her beaver looks like your pet hamster

[Strommer]

How did you address the situation with her?

Assuming this was a FS?

Could you not have politely spoken to the manager and explained the predicament?

[The Sampler]

i have a different doppleganger problem, where the ML thinks im someone else.

Asks for an update about the problems with the wife i dont have and if my 3 kids i also dont have are still treating me like shit.
I just roll with it.
Kind of like reverse role play?

[trampslikeus55]

Could have looked like an ex you really miss. That gets the dick down 🤣

[cplurt2]

I had one doppelganger that looked like a coworker I'd love to exchange body fluids with. Unfortunately that girl left 19 lipstick when covid hit and never returned. For you I think you should have just gone with doggy

[vitamin]

How did you address the situation with her?

Assuming this was a FS?

Could you not have politely spoken to the manager and explained the predicament?

Just told her I wanted company and wasn't in the mood for fs. Management didn't need to know Nor would they care. Not her fault and she was nice and friendly, and she was working so she deserved to be paid.

She did try multiple times to initiate something but I just couldn't. Overall interesting experience.

[vitamin]

I had one doppelganger that looked like a coworker I'd love to exchange body fluids with. Unfortunately that girl left 19 lipstick when covid hit and never returned. For you I think you should have just gone with doggy

The face and tits does it for me. It's what gets me hard. Can't straight to doggy. I need the stimulation. It doesn't activate like it use to in my 20s.

[cplurt2]

That's what vitamin viagara is for.

[vitamin]

That's what vitamin viagara is for.

Naa. Had a mate lose vision in one of his eye for a few months after taking Viagra. Scared the crap out of me. Not worth it in my case as heavily need both eye for my line of work.

[rooter]

Naa. Had a mate lose vision in one of his eye for a few months after taking Viagra. Scared the crap out of me. Not worth it in my case as heavily need both eye for my line of work.

I am trying to work out what job requires two good eyes? - professional binoculars tester?

[vitamin]

I am trying to work out what job requires two good eyes? - professional binoculars tester?

Pilots, Truck drivers, defense force and police, mining fifo workers and heavy machine, machinist, surgeons, air traffic controllers... etc both require 2 good eyes.

But ya know. Just a preference I guess. I prefer to keep 2 good eyes. :grimace:

[Double_Adapter]

Pilots, Truck drivers, defense force and police, mining fifo workers and heavy machine, machinist, surgeons, air traffic controllers... etc both require 2 good eyes.

But ya know. Just a preference I guess. I prefer to keep 2 good eyes. :grimace:

Could be worse bro, you could be wearing two black eyes or for that matter someone gives you a brown eye, and if you're born with one eye people be calling you cyclops, its fucked. If you decide to wear an eye patch, then people be calling you a fucken pirate, though chicks go wet over the black eye patch look - it gives out a 'Johnny Depp' Pirates of the Caribbean vibe and:or screams 'Patch' from Days of Our Lives.

[AHLUNGOR]

When I first saw the title (I didn't know the exact meaning of the word......lol) but I instantly recalled that I saw an old movie by Drew Barrymore and her first ever nude scene in a c-grade movie:



https://www.famousanduncensored.com/nitrovideo.com/galleries/7219-drew-barrymore-nude-sexy-scene//7219-drew-barrymore-nude-sexy-scene-1-tn.jpg


https://fapello.com/content/d/r/drew-barrymore/1000/drew-barrymore_0017.jpg

[vitamin]

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