Complaint An Ode to the Witty Veterans: Keyboard Kings and Punchline Princes [Archive] - Aus99 Forum

Mybadwilly22

29-11-2024, 11:51 AM

Alright, punters, gather ‘round. Let’s talk about the blokes who make this forum more entertaining than a dodgy massage turned UFC match. The Witty Veterans. Legends like 11Bravo, Ahlungor, and GoldfishMan, whose posts are so sharp they should come with a safety warning. These aren’t just posters—they’re cultural icons. They’re the blokes who’ve turned punting reviews into an art form.

Why They’re the GOATs of the Forum

1. Engagement Levels: Posting Like It’s a Full-Time Job

Mate, these guys don’t just post—they dominate. 11Bravo could probably write a thesis on why you don’t ask for FS at reception, complete with citations and a bibliography. And Ahlungor? That guy’s like the Socrates of Sydney sports threads.

Their secret weapon? That magical mix of advice, banter, and roast-level sarcasm. You’ll be laughing, learning, and questioning your life choices all in one comment. Take this line from Ahlungor on a random shop thread:

“Mate, if you walk in expecting a Playboy mansion experience, you’re gonna leave with a Macca’s drive-thru vibe. Adjust your expectations.”

Iconic. These guys keep threads alive like forum paramedics. Got a dead thread? No worries. They’ll slap it with a sarcastic defibrillator and have everyone debating tips and toe-sucking in no time.

2. Respected Authority: Punting Yodas

These legends aren’t just funny—they’re wise. They’ve punted so much they probably have loyalty cards at half the shops in Sydney. When they talk, you listen. Why? Because they’ve been rejected, redirected, and massaged by more WLs than most of us have had hot dinners.

Take 11Bravo’s legendary advice:

“If you’re asking for FS at a legit Thai joint, you’re either a rookie or trying to get kicked out in record time.”

Boom. Wisdom dropped. And if that wasn’t enough, they’ve got the receipts—thousands of posts filled with experience, analysis, and just enough sass to keep you in line.

3. Balanced Perspectives: Roast, Rinse, Repeat

Now, these blokes aren’t just here to rip into you. Sure, they’ll call out your rookie mistakes faster than a WL rejecting your lowball tip, but they’ll do it with enough charm to make you say, “Thanks, I needed that.”

Got a heated thread spiraling out of control? No problem. GoldfishMan or Spectra will step in with a pun, a story, and a reality check so smooth it deserves a standing ovation. These guys are the Switzerland of punting debates—neutral, sharp, and oddly comforting.

4. Humor and Storytelling: The Roast Masters

Here’s where the Witty Veterans truly shine. Their posts aren’t just comments—they’re performances. Take Ahlungor’s epic yarns about E-cup WLs or 11Bravo’s breakdowns of dodgy shop etiquette. These guys could turn a mundane punt into a tale so funny you’d swear it was scripted by Dave Chappelle himself.

Like this gem from 11Bravo, advising a newbie:

“If the reception asks if you want ‘oil or lotion,’ don’t wink and say, ‘Whichever comes with extras.’ That’s how you end up paying extra just to leave.”

Their humor isn’t just about making you laugh—it’s about making you remember. And let’s be honest, half of us are here for the entertainment as much as the advice.

Indicators of Greatness

Post Frequency and Length:
These blokes don’t do short. A Witty Veteran’s post isn’t a comment—it’s a novella. You sit down with a coffee, a snack, and prepare for a journey.

Engagement Metrics:
Replies? Check. Likes? Double check. Quotes? These guys are quoted more than “Aussie, Aussie, Aussie” at a footy match. Half the threads on this forum could just be titled “Best of 11Bravo.”

Role in Forum Culture:
Simply put, they are the culture. Without them, this forum would be nothing but complaints about pricing and the occasional poorly written review. They’ve set the standard so high, the rest of us are out here like kids trying to jump and touch the ceiling.

My Aspirations: From Baby Member to Forum King

Now me? I’m just a Baby Member out here trying to earn my stripes. Posting reviews, cracking jokes, trying to get noticed by the big boys. But let’s face it—I’m like the rookie punter walking into a shop thinking $50 will get me the deluxe package.

I mean, I’ve been posting for months and haven’t even leveled up yet. This is the toughest frequent flyer program I’ve ever seen. I could probably score Gold Status on Qantas faster than earning my next rank here.

But hey, maybe this post will get me there. Maybe 11Bravo or Ahlungor will see this and think, “This bloke’s alright.” And if that happens, I’ll frame the reply. Call it my Forum Medal of Honor.

Final Toast to the Witty Veterans

Here’s to the legends: 11Bravo, Ahlungor, GoldfishMan, and all the other punting philosophers who’ve turned this forum into a bloody masterpiece. You lot aren’t just posters—you’re the lifeblood of this circus. May your jokes always land, your Wi-Fi never drop, and your posts continue to school us mere mortals who are just here trying not to embarrass ourselves too much.

Cheers, boys. One day, I hope to join your ranks. But for now, I’ll be here, talking shit, flicking beans like I’m training for the Olympics, and praying my Baby Member status evolves into something I can proudly flex in this esteemed hall of heroes.

And hey, if you enjoyed this yarn, do me a favor: hit like, subscribe, and click that notification bell. Oh wait—wrong platform. Just drop me a reply, quote me for clout, or even give me a pity “thanks” to help me climb the ranks of this brutal system. Because clearly, upgrading from Baby Member is harder than scoring extras at a legit Thai massage joint.

So, here’s to punting, posting, and making this forum the glorious mess we all love. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to keep refreshing this thread like a WL waiting for her next booking.

Mic drop.

Roydemeo

29-11-2024, 05:46 PM

Boney

29-11-2024, 05:50 PM

Spectra

29-11-2024, 06:20 PM

Mybadwilly22 the only thing I can draw from your long post is a conclusion…

You obviously have two two much time on your hands, remind me never to shake yours and before I forget, my mother never said “Dirty hands, dirty mind”, though she could have.

Now where was I? In bed with my hand on a dripping pussy, it’s raining you see, cats and dogs. You on the other hand have yours on a keyboard.

Pin drop.

Spectra

29-11-2024, 06:36 PM

What's the real motive behind these posts?

Who is the more foolish, the fool or the fool who follows him?

Perhaps he’s a writer of long standing and is looking for a place to sit down? This place is quiet enough and he can test the waters, release some water and take the piss.

Who knows anything apparently, have you asked him?

Spectra

29-11-2024, 06:48 PM

Nice summary, we have had some witty authors on the forum, as a young member you may not have cum across the late great Steven Segal. I would always be delighted when a new episode of his adventures would drop.

Here is a sample from almost a decade ago http://www.aus99forum.com/showthread.php?47012-aMY-nd-Close-Shave-Red-Sunset&highlight=steven+segal

Or so you can explore for yourselves http://www.aus99forum.com/search.php?searchid=8223636

I know it’s my third post in a row but I like to make every post a winner.

Not that I have a bone to pick but have you seen Steven Steglle’s threads? Not his pants, his legs. The legs are soft, tender and juicy. Way way better than that birdbrain Steven Seagull’s. I know we’re fighting over crumbs but that’s what birds do…

Chicken vs Seagull and there can only ever be one for dinner, correct?

Roydemeo

29-11-2024, 07:26 PM

Welcome back Vincent

rubit moore

29-11-2024, 07:52 PM

11Bravo, Ahlungor and GoldfishMan getting a free rimming session from OP :miao:

Spectra

29-11-2024, 11:05 PM

Welcome back Vincent

Vinnie never left.

It was a very risky road that is less traveled by some and yet Vinnie stuck to his guns, learnt a few lessons along the way and got burnt many many many times but still kept coming back.

Enough of Vinnie.

So I wanted another two hour double session this week with two ladies but work commitments stifled that. I deliberately chose not to book as I don’t like to cancel and luckily I didn’t book. I’m even happy with a “walk up start with two random WLs”. Just front up and let fate play its hand.

It’s a problem when you’re walking around with a fat wallet and nowhere to sit. I have to keep removing it just so I can get in the car or sit down for lunch. No time you see. Everyone has their different problems and mine is time. At least it’s not farting during a punting session…

Now I wonder if Mbw22 brushed his teeth after the sausage roll before he had his other roll?

I still feel obligated to a lot of women, perhaps too many but I like to share my punting around so they get some money. Everyone needs it I think.

Mybadwilly22

29-11-2024, 11:06 PM

11Bravo, Ahlungor and GoldfishMan getting a free rimming session from OP :miao:

Projection is Real, Mate

Ah, Rubit Moore. You really leaned into the drama with that “free rimming session” comment, didn’t ya? But here’s the thing—projection is a real thing, my guy. You calling me out for rimming? Feels like you’re telling on yourself, mate. No shame if that’s your thing—just don’t be out here projecting your Saturday night activities onto the rest of us.

But seriously, lighten up. This isn’t Meet the Press; it’s a forum where we talk about flicking beans and debating sack-massage techniques. Talking a bit of shit doesn’t hurt anyone, and let’s be real—if rimming jokes are your go-to insult, maybe you’re spending a bit too much time thinking about bums and tongues, yeah? Not that there’s anything wrong with that! Just…maybe take a breather before you go all Freud on me again.

Mybadwilly22

29-11-2024, 11:08 PM

It seems pretty transparent that you're trying to ingratiate yourself with the community by posting excessive praise. As a new member, it comes across as insincere. What's the real motive behind these posts?

Reading Comprehension 101

Now, Roydemeo, mate, I gotta ask—did you even read the post, or did you just skim it like a WL listing on a slow Tuesday? Because my motives? Crystal clear. I’m talking shit, cracking jokes, and having a laugh to level up. That’s it. No secret agendas here.

But let me guess—you’re one of those blokes who sees a McDonald’s menu and asks the cashier, “What comes in the Big Mac?” Bro, it’s right there! Up your reading game, champ. Or don’t—it just gives me more excuses to reply and climb that rank ladder.

Mybadwilly22

29-11-2024, 11:11 PM

“Relax, Boys—I’m Just Here to Graduate Baby Member Status!”

Alright, let’s clear the air and have a bit of fun while we’re at it. First off, I’d like to thank everyone who’s chimed in here—whether you’re throwing shade, cracking jokes, or dropping nuggets of nostalgia about forum legends like Steven Segal. Every reply is just another step closer to me escaping Baby Member Purgatory. So, cheers for the assist, fellas.

Boney and Spectra: Legends Who Get It

Now, Boney, mate, you’re a legend for name-dropping Steven Segal. A proper throwback to when threads were epics, and the roasts were as sharp as a WL’s manicure. I’ll be diving into his work later—maybe I can borrow a move or two to spice up my next post.

And Spectra, I see you, mate. You reckon I’ve got too much time on my hands? Trust me, the effort here is minimal. This is just me blowing off some steam after a long day—taking a break from work to crack a few jokes and have a bit of creative fun. You should try it sometime. It’s like therapy, but cheaper.

To Everyone: Thanks for the Replies

Every single one of you—whether you’re roasting me, questioning my motives, or reminiscing about forum history—is helping me get one step closer to ditching this Baby Member badge. I’m not here to change the world—I’m here to crack jokes, learn from the veterans, and maybe rack up enough posts to earn a pat on the back from 11Bravo someday. So really, from the bottom of my heart, thanks for the engagement.

But Seriously, Who’s Vinny?

Lastly, can someone tell me who the hell Vinny is? His name keeps popping up like a dodgy punter at the pub, and I feel like I’m missing some crucial backstory here. Is he the forum equivalent of Bigfoot—always mentioned, never seen? Someone spill the tea, because I’m curious now.

Final Thoughts

If you’re laughing, great. If you’re mad, even better—I’ll probably get a few more replies out of it. And to the skeptics, don’t worry—this Baby Member’s journey isn’t just about climbing ranks. It’s about keeping the forum lively, throwing in a few laughs, and maybe learning a thing or two along the way.

So here’s to the banter, the roasts, and the community spirit. Cheers, lads. Now, who’s replying next? I need the points.

11Bravo

29-11-2024, 11:13 PM

It seems pretty transparent that you're trying to ingratiate yourself with the community by posting excessive praise. As a new member, it comes across as insincere. What's the real motive behind these posts?
This wisdom from a member with all of 3 weeks time in grade, long time lurker, shop owner. Via a quick vet, gee, have you ever written anything even resembling an AR or anything resembling useful intel (ala 45George), or just 1 line inane comments? Oh, and that's a rhetorical question; seems I'm allergic to drivel... I don't give a free pass to "shop owners".

BTW: I've been doing this a LONG time, I don't crave approbation from anyone. I do appreciate mutual respect, and one of the posters quoted here has mine, the other... meh...

An Ode to the Witty Veterans: Keyboard Kings and Punchline PrincesOh, you have made a mark here with your brilliant way with words, insight, and observations, way surpassing my poor command of the English language. You actually make the forum a fun read again, order of magnitudes above the ordinary "what's her age", "what's she look like", "I'd like to do her", "who do you recommend in this shop", "I agree", etc., etc., ad nauseam. Let's be honest, any legit punter, within 6 months, should have a pitching rotation for any given day, for any given specialty. Too many sheep ("baaa baaa") following the flock, too few walking point.

Like punting itself, it's called entertainment, and the good ones are duly appreciated.

PS: Mybadwilly22 is the EXACT OPPOSITE of the fucking pinheads who post "I was here" every day in the increase your post count thread to do just that, or post a continuing stream of "me too", "I like that"..., reach the magic number and then disappear. My sentiment: where is the AI who would generate an immediate ban of such leeches (just like lighting a match, blowing it out, then applying the hot tip to the leeches ass - personal experience, they drop right off).

Mybadwilly22

29-11-2024, 11:28 PM

Roydemeo: The Gangster Wannabe with a Library Card

Oh, Roydemeo, mate. First off, let’s talk about that name. You’re out here repping some old-school gangster who, let’s be honest, probably wouldn’t have time for this forum because he’d be busy laundering money or burying someone in concrete boots. But here you are, trying to act hard on a punting forum, my guy? Bro, this isn’t The Godfather. It’s the Aus99 Chatroom, and your weapon of choice is a poorly thought-out comment.

And what’s this piggybacking off Spectra’s Vincent joke? You didn’t even come up with your own zinger! You’re out here like, “Oh yeah, Vincent! Good one! I’m gonna pretend I thought of it too!” Mate, at least Spectra put in the effort to be original. You? You’re like that kid in group projects who writes their name on the assignment and hopes no one notices they did nothing.

And let’s not forget those first-grade reading skills, eh? My motives were right there in the post, spelled out clearer than a menu at Macca’s. But you missed them? What happened, champ? Did your inner gangster refuse to read because it’s “not tough enough”? Mate, if reading is a struggle, just let us know—we’ll send a WL to tutor you for an extra $50.

Rubit Moore: The Bond Impersonator Who Misquoted Blues

Now, onto Rubit Moore, or should I say Roger Moore’s knockoff cousin? Trying to channel James Bond, are we? Problem is, instead of sipping martinis and taking names, you’re here sipping disappointment and posting half-baked poetry. And what’s even worse? There’s already a RodgHerMoore on this forum. Yeah, mate, you’re not even the first bloke to try this joke. You’re like the sequel no one asked for—Roger Less, if you will.

And let’s talk about that quote:

“The thrill is gone, it’s gone away for good…”

Mate, did you type that with a single tear rolling down your cheek? You sound like a bloke who just found out his favorite WL moved shops. Here’s my comeback:

“Yeah, the thrill is gone—for you. Me? I’m just getting started. And when I hit Senior Member, I’ll dedicate a post to your sad little poetry attempts, right under the section titled ‘Things Not to Do.’”

And projection, mate? You reckon I’m out here for a “free rimming session”? Sounds like someone’s got rimming on the brain. You’re projecting harder than Hoyts on a Friday night. It’s okay, champ—your secret’s safe with us. We won’t tell the lads down at the pub what’s really on your mind.

I can keep going :cool2:

Spectra

29-11-2024, 11:36 PM

“Relax, Boys—I’m Just Here to Graduate Baby Member Status!”

There’s no graduation prize 🏆 only a booby prize and you’ll be paying at the local shop for that pleasure…

Mybadwilly22

29-11-2024, 11:39 PM

This wisdom from a member with all of 3 weeks time in grade, long time lurker, shop owner. Via a quick vet, gee, have you ever written anything even resembling an AR or anything resembling useful intel (ala 45George), or just 1 line inane comments? Oh, and that's a rhetorical question; seems I'm allergic to drivel... I don't give a free pass to "shop owners".

BTW: I've been doing this a LONG time, I don't crave approbation from anyone. I do appreciate mutual respect, and one of the posters quoted here has mine, the other... meh...

Oh, you have made a mark here with your brilliant way with words, insight, and observations, way surpassing my poor command of the English language. You actually make the forum a fun read again, order of magnitudes above the ordinary "what's her age", "what's she look like", "I'd like to do her", "who do you recommend in this shop", "I agree", etc., etc., ad nauseam. Let's be honest, any legit punter, within 6 months, should have a pitching rotation for any given day, for any given specialty. Too many sheep ("baaa baaa") following the flock, too few walking point.

Like punting itself, it's called entertainment, and the good ones are duly appreciated.

PS: Mybadwilly22 is the EXACT OPPOSITE of the fucking pinheads who post "I was here" every day in the increase your post count thread to do just that, or post a continuing stream of "me too", "I like that"..., reach the magic number and then disappear. My sentiment: where is the AI who would generate an immediate ban of such leeches (just like lighting a match, blowing it out, then applying the hot tip to the leeches ass - personal experience, they drop right off).

“Bravo, You’ve Knighted Me—Sir Witty of Baby Member!”

Alright, let’s give a proper shoutout to 11Bravo, the punting Yoda of this forum, who’s come down from the mountain to drop wisdom and throw shade in equal measure. Mate, this reply of yours? It’s my Forum Medal of Honor—the validation every Baby Member dreams of. I’m framing this bad boy right next to my Year 5 participation ribbon for the egg-and-spoon race.

“Reading Skills 101: Enroll Now”

Now, I see you, Bravo, calling out Roydemeo for his three-week tenure, lack of intel, and one-liner posts. Couldn’t have said it better myself! It’s like the bloke walks into a pub, orders a schooner, takes one sip, and says, “Well, that’s enough effort for today.” But let’s be honest—calling him out for not writing actionable reviews? That’s like asking a seagull to solve algebra. It’s just not happening.

“The Fun Patrol”

And let me just soak in that praise you threw my way:

“You actually make the forum a fun read again.”

Mate, you’ve made my week. Forget Baby Member—I’m the forum’s bloody court jester, here to entertain, provoke, and sprinkle a bit of spice on these threads. Who needs “What’s her age” and “Does she do extras?” when you can have a pun-filled roast session about bean-flicking and sausage rolls?

And this isn’t just fun for me—I’m here to help users improve their reading skills. Because if I’ve learned one thing from this forum, it’s that some blokes struggle harder with comprehension than they do negotiating a tip for extras.

“Leeches Beware”

And your take on the **“I was here” brigade? Spot on. These are the blokes who post “me too” like they’re trying to summon a genie. Let me tell ya, Bravo, if I were AI, I’d hand out bans with the same speed I give backhanded compliments. Apply that lit match trick you mentioned? Hell, I’d do it live on Pay-Per-View and charge punters to watch.

Final Toast

So here’s to you, 11Bravo, for keeping the bar high, the roasts sharp, and the fun alive. I’ll wear my Forum Medal of Honor with pride. And to anyone who gives it to me, trust me, I’ll give it right back—just as sharp, just as witty, and always in good fun.

Now, if anyone needs me, I’ll be here, cracking jokes, leveling up, and teaching the Roydemeos of the world that reading is fundamental. Cheers, Bravo. You’re the bloody backbone of this forum, and I’m just here to add a bit of flavor to the feast.

Spectra

29-11-2024, 11:53 PM

I can keep going :cool2:

Here I am on my iPhone 7 burner trying to keep up with a forum shock jock! How do you fare with the blue rinse set?

11Bravo

30-11-2024, 12:01 AM

And this isn’t just fun for me—I’m here to help users improve their reading skills. Because if I’ve learned one thing from this forum, it’s that some blokes struggle harder with comprehension than they do negotiating a tip for extras.
Guess some people dropped out at 6th grade, never made it to high school. Ode made it pretty clear to me the intent...

Point of Order: It's not a tip, it's a service charge. Just like your auto mechanic - when you want the oil changed, the tires rotated, all the fluids checked - you're not tipping him, you're paying for services rendered. Just like with my mechanic, my tip is repeat business based on his professionalism, skill, and rates.

Cheers.

Spectra

30-11-2024, 12:20 AM

Don't tell me bravo is branching out into other characters???

It’s the midnight shift. Some people do work these late hours and have idle hands. It’d be very easy to emulate if you’re on a computer.

F0x

30-11-2024, 09:00 AM

I feel like this is going to eventuate in a post titled....

'Help, I've fallen for an Aus99 member!'

trampslikeus55

30-11-2024, 09:08 AM

I feel like this is going to eventuate in a post titled....

'Help, I've fallen for an Aus99 member!'
My guess is how many times Vinnie can reply to himself using all the alias's he has started 🤣🤣🤣

Double_Adapter

30-11-2024, 10:25 AM

dotcumdotinyou

30-11-2024, 10:39 AM

Sounds like hisbadwilly has a crush on bravo

"let him take you to brown town, let him take you to brown town"

Mybadwilly22

30-11-2024, 11:40 AM

"A long winded post with nothing but fucken horse shit. That's 30secs of my life I'll never get back!"
- Prison Life Magazine

"The amount of ass licking is fucken insane".
-Gay Life

"A man can only kiss and lick so much ass before he starts choking on shit."
James Bond - Brown Finger

"What a load flaming horsehit"
Alf Stewart - Home and Away

"Frankly my dear I don't give a fuck!"
Rhett Butler - Gone with Wind

"Go ahead, kiss my ass"
Dirty Harry - Sudden Impact

"These simps all deserve to have their balls cut off and fed to pigs!"
-The Angry Feminist Journal

"What's punting?"
-The Incels Weekly

"There is actually a forum for old bald fat farangs who pay for sex?"
-The Thai Weekender

"WTF?! TLDR. Hello! Whateva!"
-Random Tik Tok influencer

"Nah Yeah Nah"
-Barry at the Station Hotel.

“Double Adapter: The Plug That Just Doesn’t Fit”

Alright, Double Adapter, let’s settle this once and for all. You came into my thread, flinging shit like you’ve got a catapult and a grudge. But here’s the thing, champ—if you’re gonna try and roast someone, maybe make sure your own house isn’t built out of cheap IKEA toothpicks. Because after looking at your forum history, I’ve realized something: you’re not a roaster—you’re the punchline.

1. Your Name: “Double Adapter”

Let’s start with the obvious. Double Adapter? What does that even mean? You into plugs, mate? Is this your way of telling the forum you’re into taking it both ways? No shame if that’s your kink, but maybe pick a name that doesn’t scream “I enjoy sitting on power sockets for fun.” You sound like the kind of bloke who’d call himself “Universal Remote” and wonder why no one takes him seriously.

2. Your Roast Attempt: Weak as Your Contributions

Your little James Bond “Brown Finger” joke? Mate, that was so bad, even Roger Moore rolled over in his grave to ask, “Who wrote this shit?” And your “too much ass-licking” comment? That’s rich coming from a bloke whose forum legacy includes “Used Panties” and “Looking for a Punting Buddy for MMF.” You’ve got the nerve to call me a simp when you’re out here begging the forum to join you in the back of a dodgy massage room? Grow up, champ.

3. The “Doppelganger Problem”

So WLs can’t remember you? That’s not a “doppelganger problem,” mate—that’s a you problem. You’re so forgettable, even the WLs are like, “Wait, didn’t I see you last week? Oh no, that was someone who actually left a tip.” Face it, champ, you’ve got all the charisma of a wet sock in a discount bin.

4. The Rookie’s Guide to Punting (Written by a Rookie)

“Lesson learnt: always clarify what’s included before you part with cash.”

Wow, groundbreaking stuff! What’s next, mate? A thread titled “Don’t Walk Into Traffic Without Looking Both Ways”? You’re out here acting like you’ve discovered the secret to punting, but all you’ve done is stumble onto the most basic rule of all time. You’re like the guy who shows up to a pub quiz and proudly announces that water is wet.

5. The HTTPS Privacy Crusader

Ah yes, the great defender of online privacy, worried about HTTPS. You know what’s more embarrassing than this forum not having HTTPS? Your posts, mate. No one’s hacking your account to find out your deep, dark secrets about used panties and crusty tabs. The only thing people are stealing from you is secondhand embarrassment.

6. “Black or White?”

You really thought this thread was a good idea? “Which is better, black or white?” You’re out here treating WL preferences like a bloody UN debate. What’s next, mate? A thread about which haircut makes you look less desperate? Asking for a friend, of course.

7. “Used Panties”

This thread alone could’ve disqualified you from talking shit to anyone. You’re out here discussing used panties like you’re shopping for fine wine. “Oh, this one has notes of despair and a hint of desperation!” Mate, leave the dirty laundry where it belongs—at the back of the WL’s closet, not on this forum.

8. “Looking for an MMF Buddy”

This one’s the cherry on top. You’re not just punting, mate—you’re recruiting. Out here on a public forum, asking blokes to join you for a tag team. What’s the matter, champ? Couldn’t find a mate down at the pub to share your awkward fantasies? Newsflash: punting is a solo sport. Leave your rugby scrums for the pitch, not the WL’s room.

9. The Psychological Profile

Let’s break it down, shall we?
• The Tryhard: Every thread you write screams, “Please notice me!” From used panties to MMF requests, it’s like you’re throwing everything at the wall to see what sticks. Spoiler: nothing’s sticking, champ.
• The Contradiction: You’re worried about privacy in one thread and oversharing like a drunk uncle at Christmas in the next.
• The Rookie: Your “advice” is so basic it could be printed on the back of a cereal box. At least that’d come with a prize.

10. Final Roast

Mate, you came into my thread thinking you were a top-tier roaster, but you’re just a bloke with a keyboard and a long history of bad takes. If my posts are too long for your simple mind, here’s a solution—don’t read them. This isn’t North Korea; no one’s forcing you. Go back to your Black or White debates and MMF recruitment drives. Let the grown-ups handle the banter.

Now, take this roast as a lesson in humility. Because if you can’t handle the heat, Double Adapter, maybe it’s time to unplug.

Mybadwilly22

30-11-2024, 12:00 PM

Sounds like hisbadwilly has a crush on bravo

"let him take you to brown town, let him take you to brown town"

“Dotcumdotinyou: The Forum’s Least Inspirational Plug”

Alright, dotcumdotinyou, you’ve graced my thread with a roast attempt so dry it could’ve been submitted as evidence during a drought. Your “level of sarcasm depends on your level of stupidity” quip? Mate, that line’s so overused it’s practically a forum anthem at this point. Let’s be real—it’s the “Wonderwall” of comebacks. Every rookie pulls it out, strums it badly, and wonders why no one’s clapping. But don’t worry, champ—I’m here to give you the standing ovation you deserve.

1. The Name That Writes Its Own Roast

First off, your username. Dotcumdotinyou. Seriously? That sounds like the username of a bloke who still thinks “cum jokes” are cutting-edge humor. What are you, 12? And what’s with all the dots? Is that Morse code for “I peaked in high school”? Your name screams “I tried too hard and still came up short.”

2. Your Bravo Comment: Unoriginal and Uninspired

“You answered your own question, Bravo… the girl and all her friends know you’re a simp.”

Wow, groundbreaking insult there, champ. Calling someone a simp? What’s next, mate, gonna accuse him of paying for dinner on a first date? You’re out here throwing simp accusations like it’s 2019 and that’s still a fresh burn. Meanwhile, Bravo’s dropping wisdom, and you’re in the corner yelling, “Pay attention to me!”

3. The Recycled “Sarcasm” Line

“My level of sarcasm depends on your level of stupidity.”

Mate, this line has been run through the forum so many times it should’ve been retired years ago. What’s next, you gonna hit me with “I’m rubber, you’re glue”? If your sarcasm depends on stupidity, I’m surprised you didn’t implode while typing that. That quote’s so generic it makes Macca’s cheeseburgers look artisanal.

4. The Psychological Profile

Let’s break down your vibe:
• Wannabe Edgelord: Your name and posts scream, “I think I’m edgy, but really, I’m just cringe.”
• Tryhard Sarcasm King: You’re throwing out quips like a bloke with a bad deck of cards, hoping one lands. Spoiler: none of them do.
• Chronic Contrarian: Always gotta have the last word, even if it’s as forgettable as your WL experiences.

5. Thank You for the Boost

But here’s the kicker—by replying to my thread, you’ve done exactly what I wanted. That’s right, mate, every time you come at me, I get closer to leveling up. So really, thank you for giving me the engagement I need to escape Baby Member purgatory. You’re like a bloke who gives me a lift, then complains I didn’t pay for petrol. Appreciate it, champ!

Final Roast

Mate, if your sarcasm really depends on stupidity, you must be in an existential crisis every time you hit “Post Reply.” You’re the bloke in the pub yelling jokes at strangers, wondering why no one’s laughing. Here’s a tip—step up your game, or step out of the thread. This is the big leagues, and your little jabs aren’t landing.

Now, sit back, relax, and enjoy this roast. It’s the most attention you’ve had on this forum since your Bareback with WL masterpiece. Cheers, champ. Let me know if you need me to plug you back in—I hear that’s your specialty.

Spectra

30-11-2024, 12:03 PM

My guess is how many times Vinnie can reply to himself using all the alias's he has started 🤣🤣🤣

If Vinnie cashed in some cans he could afford to power up the Mac and be a multi account contender but the money’s better diverted to punting where he gets his sanctification.

Besides that, half his life is spent having deep and meaningfulls with his women and the other half working.

It’s all about chasing tail and the fact he’s always on the go and hence lives on his phone. Tapping away on a keyboard is fine for desk bound folk.

17012430

30-11-2024, 12:22 PM

What am I? Chopped liver?

Mybadwilly22

30-11-2024, 12:34 PM

If Vinnie cashed in some cans he could afford to power up the Mac and be a multi account contender but the money’s better diverted to punting where he gets his sanctification.

Besides that, half his life is spent having deep and meaningfulls with his women and the other half working.

It’s all about chasing tail and the fact he’s always on the go and hence lives on his phone. Tapping away on a keyboard is fine for desk bound folk.

“Spectra, the Forum’s Very Own Lynch Mob Leader”

Alright, Spectra, you and your mates are out here acting like the KKK hunting down Vinnie—a mythical punting black man who’s apparently stolen your dignity. Every time you shout “Vinnie,” I half-expect you to pull out a rope and a pitchfork. Mate, you’re not solving a mystery; you’re just looking ridiculous. Let’s unpack this circus, shall we?

1. “Too Much Time on My Hands”? Check Your Watch, Genius

You reckon I spend too much time on my posts? Mate, have a squiz at the timestamps. I drop a reply, and you’re on it faster than a WL rejecting a $20 tip. If I’ve got time, what does that make you? The bloody forum night watchman? You’re out here clocking overtime to reply to me while accusing me of doing the same. Classic projection, champ.

And let’s not ignore the real reason I’m here—I’m bored, it’s raining outside, and you’re giving me free entertainment. So cheers for that, mate.

2. Let’s Talk About Your Contributions

“Asian KTV in Sydney with Hostess”

You’re still hunting for a karaoke bar with hostesses? Mate, Sydney’s moved on; why haven’t you? At this rate, you’ll end up singing “All by Myself” to an empty room while the staff pretends the kitchen’s closed.

“Punt Cost in 10 Years (2034)”

You’re worried about punting inflation in 2034? Mate, focus on the now. You’ve got WLs hiking prices weekly, and you’re daydreaming about the cost of FS in 10 years. That’s like worrying about grey hairs while you’re still bald.

“Which Pornstar Have You Jerked Off to the Most?”

Ah yes, the thread no one asked for. Mate, keep that to yourself. The forum’s already clogged with enough cringe without you adding sticky-handed confessions to the mix.

“T Cindy and J Miyuki Double the Fun!”

Two WLs? Did you book them, or did they book you? Double the fun probably means half the effort—they were probably counting down the minutes until you left.

“Ozempic for Weight Loss”

You’re out here discussing diabetes meds for weight loss like a punting Dr. Phil. What’s next, a TED Talk on FS calorie burning? Maybe focus less on Ozempic and more on leveling up your contributions, champ.

3. Your Obsession with Vinnie

What’s the deal, mate? Did Vinnie ghost you after promising to split a WL booking? Or is it deeper than that? Here’s my theory:
• Envy: Vinnie’s got more clout as a myth than you do as an active member. That’s gotta sting.
• Projection: Every time a clever post shows up, you shout “Vinnie!” as if you can’t believe someone else wrote it. Sorry, mate, not everyone needs an alias to outshine you.
• Attention-Seeking: By shouting about Vinnie in every thread, you’re just trying to keep the spotlight on yourself. Newsflash: it’s not working.

4. Your Psychological Breakdown

• Wannabe Alpha: You’re desperate to position yourself as the forum’s witty overlord, but your jokes land softer than a flaccid NHJ.
• Deflection Specialist: You’ve got no meaningful contributions, so you latch onto Vinnie like he’s your lifeline.
• Chronically Insecure: Your constant jabs at my posts scream, “Please validate me!”

5. Thank You for the Boost

But here’s the kicker: Every time you reply, you’re handing me another step closer to leveling up. So really, mate, thank you. When I hit Senior Member, I’ll dedicate a post to you: “To Spectra, the forum’s unofficial hype man who helped me achieve greatness while shouting about Vinnie.”

6. Plug It In, Spectra

Spectra, here’s the deal: You’re not the big dog you think you are. You’re the bloke yelling at the pub trivia host for not giving partial credit. So here’s my advice:
• Let go of Vinnie. He’s not your ex, and he’s definitely not thinking about you.
• Stop worrying about my posts. You couldn’t keep up if you tried.
• And maybe, just maybe, take a breather before your next reply—you’re starting to sound desperate.

Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’ve got levels to climb and rain to watch. Cheers, champ. Keep the replies coming—I’ll name my next rank after you.

Mybadwilly22

30-11-2024, 12:49 PM

What am I? Chopped liver?

“Chopped Liver? Nah, Mate—You’re the Forum’s Secret Sauce”

Oi, 17012430, mate, let’s set the record straight: you’re not chopped liver. Chopped liver sits quietly on the side, unnoticed and unappreciated. You? You’re more like the unexpected zinger in a punter’s curry—sometimes subtle, sometimes spicy, but always leaving a mark.

But since you’ve called for it, let’s dive deeper into the flavor profile that is 17012430. You’ve got history, champ—1,600 posts worth—and I’ve had the pleasure of sampling a few. Consider this your very own psychological analysis, courtesy of the forum’s resident amateur therapist.

1. The Patron Saint of WL Reviews

From “Cindy Korean MILF at Mirage” to “Lila: I Feel BRAND NEW,” you’ve left a breadcrumb trail of reviews that reveal one thing: you’re a connoisseur, mate. Not just a punter—you’re the kind of bloke who walks into a session and mentally takes notes for the lads.

Example Post: “Lila: I Feel BRAND NEW”

You’re out here gushing about feeling “brand new” like the bloke who just found the secret sauce at Macca’s. And honestly? That’s refreshing. Some blokes just say, “She was good.” You? You paint a bloody masterpiece. Respect.

2. The WL Enthusiast with a Heart

When you’re not hyping up a session, you’re asking questions and giving intel like you’re running a bloody WL tourism board. Take “Sakura Smithfield Intel”—that post screams, “I’m here to help the boys, but also, does anyone have the deets on this hidden gem?” You’re like the forum’s punting Uncle Google.

3. The MILF Magnet

Mate, your review list has one recurring theme: MILFs. From “Cindy Korean MILF” to “Mona Hilarious MILF,” it’s clear you’ve got a type. And honestly? No judgment. But here’s the thing—your passion for MILFs isn’t just a preference; it’s a calling. If there were a MILF Appreciation Club, you’d be the president, treasurer, and bloody mascot.

4. The Philosopher of Punting

Now, let’s talk about “Suggestion for Ginza Regarding Indians.” You’ve got thoughts, mate—big ones. Some blokes log in, drop a review, and vanish. You? You’re out here proposing policies like you’re running for Forum Prime Minister. Keep it up, champ. We need thinkers like you, even if your manifesto includes making punting as inclusive as a Bunnings sausage sizzle.

5. The Psychological Breakdown

• The Storyteller: You’ve got the gift of gab, mate. You don’t just write reviews; you narrate bloody epics. Whether it’s WLs or MILFs, your posts tell a story that hooks the lads.
• The Connector: You’re the guy who wants to make punting a community sport—sharing intel, hyping sessions, and dropping gems for the team.
• The Enthusiast: Your passion for MILFs and PSE isn’t just a preference—it’s your brand. You’re out here with the dedication of a bloke hunting down the perfect sausage roll.

6. A Final Toast

17012430, mate, you’re not chopped liver—you’re the seasoned veteran who adds spice to this forum. Every post you write, every review you drop, you’re making the forum a better place. And now? You’ve officially earned a spot in my journey to Senior Member. Cheers for chiming in and getting me one step closer to leveling up.

So here’s to you, mate: the MILF magnet, the storyteller, the philosopher of punting. You’re not chopped liver—you’re the secret sauce. And let’s face it, mate, this forum wouldn’t be as tasty without you.

pocket rocket

30-11-2024, 02:36 PM

Mybadwilly22

30-11-2024, 04:10 PM

Right on the money Double Adapter. More relevant than the sum total of all 49 of MBW22's epics put together.

So while we enjoyed your 1st 2 or 3 posts, MBW, you're already in danger of becoming tiresome, if you're not there already.

Loved your servo sausage roll fuck farting story, could have been expected from one so full of s#!t.

Or should we say that Summer literally (almost) fucked the shit out of you ????

Oh, I forgot, you didn't even have the balls enough to actually name her ??? Maybe if you are to become the forum legend you so desperately aspire to be, you could start earning kudos by actually posting the name of the LSM legend, who only you appear to have discovered as a hidden gem ????

Anyway, looking forward to reading your next Magnum Opus post .....

Pocket Rocket: The Lil Jon of AUS99 – All Hype, No Hits

Oi, Pocket Rocket, mate, I’ve been waiting for this. You’ve set yourself up perfectly, and now it’s time for me to land this roast like a punter finding a hidden gem. You’re like Lil Jon on a slow day—hyping up everyone else’s roasts, shouting “Yeah!” from the sidelines, but never actually dropping a track worth remembering. Let’s dissect this, shall we?

Psychological Profile: The Forum Follower

1. Chronic Backup Dancer Syndrome

Rocket, you’re the guy who’s always cheering for the loudest voices in the room, trying to align yourself with the “cool kids” like Double Adapter or ColesBag. You piggyback on their roasts, throw in a “Right on the money!” or “Great comment, mate!” and hope nobody notices you’re just a parrot with a keyboard.

Why? Because stepping into the spotlight on your own would be too risky. Better to ride the coattails of others than to risk getting roasted yourself.

2. Obsession with WL Details

Every other post, it’s “What size are her tits?” or “Great tits, whoever she is!” Mate, are you punting or running a cup-size census? It’s like you’ve got a single-issue platform, and it’s all about bras.

Projection Alert: You fixate on the physical because it’s easier than engaging with the full experience. It’s a safe little box where you can feel clever without putting yourself out there.

3. Sarcasm as a Defense Mechanism

Your sarcasm, Rocket, is as transparent as a shop window on Pitt Street. It’s your way of deflecting from the fact that you rarely say anything of substance. But here’s the thing: sarcasm only works when it’s sharp. Yours? Blunt and overused, like a steak knife that’s been cutting through servo sausage rolls for years.

Using Your Roast Against You

“You didn’t even have the balls to name her.”

Mate, this one’s my favorite. You’re so stuck on this point, but here’s the kicker: my description was so detailed, you figured out exactly who I was talking about without me dropping her name. That’s what we call elite-level storytelling. Meanwhile, you’re over here whining like a bloke who can’t solve a puzzle even after the answer’s been handed to him.

“Loved your farting story… so full of shit.”

Rocket, the fact that you keep bringing up my farting story says more about you than it does about me. Clearly, it left a lasting impression. I’m starting to think you’ve got a fetish for punters’ bodily functions. Don’t worry, mate—I’ll dedicate my next “Magnum Opus” to you. Maybe I’ll call it, “Pocket Rocket: The Man Who Loved Farts.”

“Looking forward to your next Magnum Opus.”

Mate, sarcasm aside, I know you’ll be reading it. You can’t help yourself. My posts are like a train wreck—you can’t look away. And honestly? I appreciate the views. Keep them coming, champ.

Roasting the Name: Pocket Rocket

Now, let’s talk about your name. Pocket Rocket? What is that, mate—a nickname from Year 9 or a euphemism for something you’re compensating for? You sound like the bloke who shows up at a footy match bragging about his “quick burst speed” but can’t make it past halftime without needing a pie and a rest.

Here’s a thought: Maybe upgrade to Full-Sized Rocket when you’re ready to contribute something substantial. Right now, you’re stuck in the pocket, firing blanks.

Calling Out His Forum Tactics

1. Riding on Others’ Coattails

“Right on the money, Double Adapter.”
“Very well said, ColesBag.”

Mate, if AUS99 were a concert, you’d be standing in the back, cheering for the headliners while holding their coats. You’ve built a career on agreeing with louder voices. When’s the last time you started something worth remembering? Oh, that’s right—never.

2. The Breast Detective

“Let us know what size her tits are.”
“Great tits!!!”

Rocket, you’ve turned tit commentary into an Olympic sport. At this rate, we should start calling you the Bureau of Breast Affairs. But here’s the thing—WLs are more than their cup size. Maybe try looking at the full experience next time. It might change your life.

3. Sarcasm on Repeat

JFC, mate, if I had a dollar for every time you used sarcasm to deflect, I’d own every WL in the 141 directory by now. Your go-to move is, “Haha, good one!” But sarcasm without substance is just noise, Rocket. Step up your game or step aside.

The KKK Mob Mentality

Here’s the funny thing, Rocket: You’re like the guy in the mob who hides behind the big hitters, throwing stones from the safety of the back row. You need Double Adapter and ColesBag to validate your jabs, like a school kid looking to the cool kids for approval.

Well, guess what, champ? I don’t need a mob. I’m here solo, roasting you with nothing but my keyboard and your own words.

Final Thoughts: Rocket, Rebranded

Rocket, mate, you’ve been a good sport, but let’s call it what it is. You’re the Lil Jon of AUS99—all hype, no hits. But hey, every forum needs a hype man. Just remember: While you’re cheering from the sidelines, I’ll be out here scoring the goals.

Cheers for the engagement, champ. Every reply gets me closer to Senior Member status, and for that, I salute you. Keep the comments coming—I’ll see you in the next thread.

11Bravo

30-11-2024, 04:12 PM

Oh, I forgot, you didn't even have the balls enough to actually name her ??? Maybe if you are to become the forum legend you so desperately aspire to be, you could start earning kudos by actually posting the name of the LSM legend, who only you appear to have discovered as a hidden gem ????
Wow Mybadwilly22, seems you've broken the Golden Rule of some - you didn't name names. Forget that it was a LOL story, highly entertaining. Without a name, seems, to some anyway, it was pointless. Some just can't see the forest if you don't name a tree. Feel like I'm watching a rerun of "The Prisoner": We want information, information... 10+ years a member, almost 200 posts... This MUST be number 2 - seems information flows one-way...

Alright, Spectra, you and your mates are out here acting like the KKK hunting down Vinnie—a mythical punting black man who’s apparently stolen your dignity. Every time you shout “Vinnie,” I half-expect you to pull out a rope and a pitchfork.

“Asian KTV in Sydney with Hostess”

You’re still hunting for a karaoke bar with hostesses? Mate, Sydney’s moved on; why haven’t you? At this rate, you’ll end up singing “All by Myself” to an empty room while the staff pretends the kitchen’s closed.

5. Thank You for the Boost
But here’s the kicker: Every time you reply, you’re handing me another step closer to leveling up. So really, mate, thank you. When I hit Senior Member, I’ll dedicate a post to you: “To Spectra, the forum’s unofficial hype man who helped me achieve greatness while shouting about Vinnie.”Had me LOL, makes having to enter my password worthwhile these days. So boring to see another "how old is she?" post, another sheep baaa baaa baaa-ing.

No, please, let it be me. I'm more than happy to be there at the 50th marker, holding the tape, waiting for you to break thru, cheering you on. To be honest, no rolling green fields on the other side, just more of the same. But you've reached it in a highly entertaining manner, so cheers.

Spectra

30-11-2024, 05:11 PM

Mybadwilly22

30-11-2024, 05:14 PM

Wow Mybadwilly22, seems you've broken the Golden Rule of some - you didn't name names. Forget that it was a LOL story, highly entertaining. Without a name, seems, to some anyway, it was pointless. Some just can't see the forest if you don't name a tree. Feel like I'm watching a rerun of "The Prisoner": We want information, information... 10+ years a member, almost 200 posts... This MUST be number 2 - seems information flows one-way...

Had me LOL, makes having to enter my password worthwhile these days. So boring to see another "how old is she?" post, another sheep baaa baaa baaa-ing.

No, please, let it be me. I'm more than happy to be there at the 50th marker, holding the tape, waiting for you to break thru, cheering you on. To be honest, no rolling green fields on the other side, just more of the same. But you've reached it in a highly entertaining manner, so cheers.

“Breaking the Tape with Style – Cheers, Bravo!”

11Bravo, what a bloody legend you are. First off, let me thank you for being there at the 50th marker, tape in hand, cheering me on like a proud parent at a school athletics carnival. You’re right—there might not be rolling green fields on the other side, but mate, it’s all about the journey, and what a wild ride it’s been.

The Naming “Scandal”

Ah yes, the “Golden Rule” I broke by not naming her. Shocking, wasn’t it? The audacity of me to write an entire story and let people figure it out for themselves! Some folks just can’t see the forest if you don’t name the tree. But hey, the fact that my description was so good they could figure it out? That’s a win in my book. Sherlock Holmes punters, you’re welcome.

The Prisoner Reference

Mate, your The Prisoner analogy—pure gold. “We want information, information…” That’s exactly the vibe I’ve been getting. Some of these blokes act like I’m holding the WL version of the Holy Grail hostage. Relax, fellas, it’s just a bloody punting story, not the Da Vinci Code.

Baa Baa Boring Posts

And your point about the “How old is she?” posts—chef’s kiss. Honestly, if I see one more thread that reads like a WL census, I might start replying with, “She’s 29, enjoys long walks on the beach, and loves a good Netflix binge.” It’s refreshing to know that at least one person enjoys a bit of creativity among the endless bleating.

Leveling Up Thanks to You

And here’s the best part—every time someone replies to my “Magnum Opuses,” I get one step closer to that sweet, sweet Senior Member status. Bravo, you’ve been an MVP in that journey. When I hit the next level, I’ll be sure to dedicate the achievement to you. Maybe I’ll call it: “Bravo’s Boost: How a Forum Legend Helped Me Ascend While the Haters Baa’d in the Background.”

Brace Yourself for the Gay Comments

But let’s not celebrate just yet, mate. You know what’s coming next, don’t you? The inevitable “Bravo and Willy, sitting in a tree…” gay jokes. So predictable, you can set your watch to them. I’m half-expecting a Double Adapter or Pocket Rocket cameo to drop something like, “Just kiss already!” Let’s enjoy the incoming cringe together, shall we?

Cheers for making this place entertaining, Bravo. Now, let’s see who wants to bleat next. And just like that I'm a Junior Member :shout:

Mybadwilly22

30-11-2024, 05:34 PM

FYI

I like that you devote your “free time” to enticing members to post… I wrote half a million posts elsewhere for money. There’s a difference…

How about the powers that be reactivate my last 50 banned accounts from the last 12 months starting with Vincent888 aka Vinnie? I’ve asked before…

After getting dragged through the mud for telling the hoi polloi here how I live my life it was deemed that I should be banned for no apparent reason and no recourse. Vincent888 put down 2000 posts in the first month all for free. Then the account was banned because posting about spending excessive money on women isn’t allowed here, stating I have this or that isn’t allowed, any form of flexing isn’t allowed and now I’m even surprised punting is allowed!!!

More importantly DATING WL’s and ML’s isn’t allowed. The mere fact I racked up six SWs in the last twelve months was most definitely NOT allowed.

So now I still date, punt and only just recently started writing reviews once again. How about you go ask your regulars if anyone has been asking questions about you? Then extrapolate that over three shops. It only ever came from this site. So I stopped writing reviews not for my benefit but the ladies.

Getting back to being banned 50 times in the last 12 months. Get kicked in the guts enough for no reason then one day you can’t be bothered.

You’re full of sprite and good on you, now let’s see how you perform after 50 bannings.

I fully expect this one to go soon enough for merely stating my past.

Happy?

“Spectra, the Forum’s Banned But Not Forgotten”

Oi, Spectra, mate, I wasn’t expecting this much intensity from you—it’s like you’re auditioning for a soap opera. Let me grab some popcorn while we unpack this.

1. The 50 Bans Flex

Fifty bans in 12 months? Mate, that’s not a forum record—it’s a bloody lifestyle choice. Are you punting or running a one-man experiment on how far forum mods can be pushed before they snap? At this point, you’ve got more aliases than a WL directory. Vincent888, meet Spectra, meet “Account Banned.”

And the “reactivate my accounts” plea? Mate, that’s like asking your ex to take you back after burning their house down. Not gonna happen, champ.

2. The Posting Marathon

“2000 posts in a month.” “Half a million posts elsewhere.” Mate, slow down—you’re making the rest of us look like we’re on dial-up. But here’s the thing: 2000 posts doesn’t mean much if they’re all as bitter as this one. Quality over quantity, yeah? Maybe try putting a little finesse into your next post instead of speedrunning the keyboard.

3. “Too Much Time on My Hands”? Genius, Check Your Watch

You reckon I spend too much time here? Mate, you’re the one writing essays about your bans and past glories like it’s your LinkedIn profile. If I’ve got time, what does that make you? The bloody Time Lord of AUS99? You’re not just spending time here—you’ve set up a bloody Airbnb.

4. The Vinnie Obsession

And here it is again: the legend of Vinnie. Mate, are you writing a biography for him or what? At this rate, you’ll need to copyright the title: “Vinnie: The Myth, The Man, The Martyr.” Here’s a tip—let it go. Vinnie’s not your ex, and he’s definitely not thinking about you.

5. Martyrdom Complex

“Dragged through the mud… no recourse… bans for no reason.” Oh, Spectra, the injustice! Mate, if you’ve been banned 50 times, I hate to break it to you, but the problem might not be the forum. At this point, you’re the ban magnet of AUS99, and honestly, it’s impressive. Mods probably have a hotline just for you.

6. Let’s See How I Perform After 50 Bannings?

Challenge accepted, mate. But here’s the difference—I’m not trying to break your world record for bans. I’m just here to have a laugh, flick a bean or two, and level up. You can keep your martyr crown—I’m happy with my “Baby Member” badge for now sorry "Junior Member" for now :cool2:.

Final Thoughts: Cheers for the Laughs

Spectra, mate, you’re an unintentional forum treasure. Between the bans, the essays, and the Vinnie obsession, you’ve given us plenty to talk about. And for that, I thank you. Every reply gets me closer to the next level, and when I hit it, I’ll make sure to dedicate the post to you.

But seriously, take a breather, champ. This is a forum, not a gladiator arena. Keep the replies coming—I’ve got plenty of popcorn left.

Cheers, mate. Let the next round of Vinnie comments commence! :exciting:

11Bravo

30-11-2024, 08:23 PM

Yeah and this goes to the jealous mugs out there. I’ve just scored another WL. This one played a long game. It took her twelve months but she’s succumbed of her own volition. This will make seven I’ve dated.

Strange that I’m not having any issues getting them, absolutely none. They’re all good sorts too. They’d have to be or they wouldn’t be working lol.

Not a flex guys, just a fact and as we all know a lot of you HAVE been invited to many events to validate what I say but all of you simply declined.

What you seem to forget is that the internet is forever. And while it seems that the inner-child's tantrum has receded, the original post modified, it was quoted, so it's not really gone. Another Vinnie, Spanky, Spectra, Houdini narrow escape from ANOTHER ban... possible. Who knows, maybe after 50, you've learned something. Myself, after 25 years, less than 5000 posts total, never banned, still the same handle (which I am VERY fond of), and I've never even been blue-inked (like the Roman emperors where purple was a color reserved solely for them, blue-ink is what sys-admins use for the "This post has been removed as a total waste of bandwidth...")

But sorry to say, it seems you really haven't caught on yet. You're the office top-er, who, whatever, you've done more. Now Mybadwilly22, he's the jovial colleague that everyone's glad to see, always an amusing story, PARTICIPATES in, rather than trying to commandeer the conversation. Mybadwilly22 always gets the after-hours meeting notice. You, when you show up, everybody looks at each other, who's the one that was careless with the mailing list?

I do have friends who are quite wealthy, self-made. And you know what? You'd never know they were so well off. You ask them what they've been doing, it's "Oh, we went on a cruise, stayed in a hotel, saw some sights". NOT false modesty, just the way they are, no need to brag. You, it's "I sailed on the most expensive ship there is, stayed in the captain's cabin, I impressed him so much, he moved out for me. Stayed in the penthouse, rented a whole floor for all my ladies. Couldn't be bothered with room service, had everything catered by that 5 star Michelin restaurant. Had a personal guide who I had to instruct on how to behave..." They buy a round, it's a simple "What's everyone having?" With you, it's "OK, I'll buy, but I never drink this swill, if you were at MY place, we'd be drinking top shelf out of crystal." But nobody cares; we're there for the company, all equal.

And witnesses? What is this, "Law & Order"? Trial by jury. You need verification that it WAS you? Who the fuck cares? I swear, you're like the little kid jumping up and down, DEMANDING attention when the adults are in the living room having a conversation. You're the guy constantly asking what time is it while tapping his Rolex.

Please enlighten me:

What's the big deal about paying for sex? You had 2 girls for 2 hours, 4 girls for 10 hours, a queue of girls in the hallway waiting... It's P4P. You pay your money, you have sex. It's a brothel. That's their JOB. Do you think that "here's xxx dollars" is winning her over?

What's the big deal about dating a sex worker? Is that a different species? An outer space alien? Seems to me they're human just like every other woman. Now if it was an electrician I WOULD be impressed; that stuff can kill you. I have no trouble changing a light bulb, but that main circuit box, nah, I AM calling an electrician. You want to see a light show? Plug in a 120 computer into a 440 main line... Smoke city...

And everyone knows what'll happen, just waiting for the train wreck, for you to go off the rails. You think you're playing her? Hey, they're smart, astute. They are professionals at reading people. They have to be; it's a safety issue, always looking for a spark that might set off an explosion. They don't need any x-rays, CAT scans, MRI's; you're as transparent as single pane glass. It's a big thing to you, dating a SW. She knows that, you're not serious, just looking to brag because of her occupation. You're trying to play games with her? You're an amateur trying to play in a pro league. It's all a lark to you; to her, she's a PRO, literally. You get what you give; she knows exactly what she is to you. You getting it for free? Yea, keep thinking that.

Ask yourself, if you dropped to the floor, heart attack, is she ripping open your shirt to give you CPR, calling an ambulance, riding with you to the hospital, staying with you in the hospital, Asian style? Or is she ripping open your shirt to remove your gold chains, grabbing your Rolex, rifling through your pockets looking for valuabes, taking your mobile to try and crack later, looking for pliers to extract those gold crowns, and, last but NOT least, hanging a "Do Not Disturb" sign on the door so you can RIP?
Dating a working girl? As soon as you say that, it's CRYSTAL clear where you're coming from. Doesn't impress me at all.

Mybadwilly22? He's just one of the boys, doesn't take himself too seriously, can laugh at himself, not trying to impress anyone. You, that's all you think of, in an environment where less is more...

Honestly, when I posted my Smiley story, I did think about you, the prison reference was specific. So how long will it be until you deem this one insufficient and cast her into prison? Sad, really, you don't have to push people down to make yourself feel superior, though, I will say, that does seem rather common around here. In actuality, it just makes YOU (2nd person plural) the one that seems small. You say Simp, I say respect; to get, you give. And, MY experience, it's returned in spades. YMMV

DeltaT

01-12-2024, 12:33 AM

What I find interesting is your fabricated classification of people on an anonymous forum.

Do you Mybadwilly22 really think you’ve nailed every head on here? That what people post is a reflection of themselves? All I see is a newb on a tangent where every goddam post is wraught in conjecture and wrapped in a half arsed comedy routine.

After shorting/skimming through your posts I’ve decided not to read them as they’re simply too long. Anyone can sit on a keyboard and rattle away pages of drivel. So in the interests of a clean mind, mine, I’m putting you on block.

Why don’t you drop the keyboard and use a phone like the rest of us. There’s obviously no competition and you’ll always come out the winner when using a laptop.

DeltaT

01-12-2024, 01:11 AM

Mybadwilly22 always gets the after-hours meeting notice.

I noticed he did, Strike 1.

I_luv_doggie.

01-12-2024, 09:58 AM

This sank to hand bags at 20 paces fairly quick.

11Bravo

01-12-2024, 10:21 AM

Mybadwilly22 Banned ?!?! Really? Maybe a post that was removed before publication? Publishing other's works on a competing forum? Not my forum, but... Damn, back to "how old is she..."

17012430

01-12-2024, 10:46 AM

“Chopped Liver? Nah, Mate—You’re the Forum’s Secret Sauce”

Oi, 17012430, mate, let’s set the record straight: you’re not chopped liver. Chopped liver sits quietly on the side, unnoticed and unappreciated. You? You’re more like the unexpected zinger in a punter’s curry—sometimes subtle, sometimes spicy, but always leaving a mark.

But since you’ve called for it, let’s dive deeper into the flavor profile that is 17012430. You’ve got history, champ—1,600 posts worth—and I’ve had the pleasure of sampling a few. Consider this your very own psychological analysis, courtesy of the forum’s resident amateur therapist.

1. The Patron Saint of WL Reviews

From “Cindy Korean MILF at Mirage” to “Lila: I Feel BRAND NEW,” you’ve left a breadcrumb trail of reviews that reveal one thing: you’re a connoisseur, mate. Not just a punter—you’re the kind of bloke who walks into a session and mentally takes notes for the lads.

Example Post: “Lila: I Feel BRAND NEW”

You’re out here gushing about feeling “brand new” like the bloke who just found the secret sauce at Macca’s. And honestly? That’s refreshing. Some blokes just say, “She was good.” You? You paint a bloody masterpiece. Respect.

2. The WL Enthusiast with a Heart

When you’re not hyping up a session, you’re asking questions and giving intel like you’re running a bloody WL tourism board. Take “Sakura Smithfield Intel”—that post screams, “I’m here to help the boys, but also, does anyone have the deets on this hidden gem?” You’re like the forum’s punting Uncle Google.

3. The MILF Magnet

Mate, your review list has one recurring theme: MILFs. From “Cindy Korean MILF” to “Mona Hilarious MILF,” it’s clear you’ve got a type. And honestly? No judgment. But here’s the thing—your passion for MILFs isn’t just a preference; it’s a calling. If there were a MILF Appreciation Club, you’d be the president, treasurer, and bloody mascot.

4. The Philosopher of Punting

Now, let’s talk about “Suggestion for Ginza Regarding Indians.” You’ve got thoughts, mate—big ones. Some blokes log in, drop a review, and vanish. You? You’re out here proposing policies like you’re running for Forum Prime Minister. Keep it up, champ. We need thinkers like you, even if your manifesto includes making punting as inclusive as a Bunnings sausage sizzle.

5. The Psychological Breakdown

• The Storyteller: You’ve got the gift of gab, mate. You don’t just write reviews; you narrate bloody epics. Whether it’s WLs or MILFs, your posts tell a story that hooks the lads.
• The Connector: You’re the guy who wants to make punting a community sport—sharing intel, hyping sessions, and dropping gems for the team.
• The Enthusiast: Your passion for MILFs and PSE isn’t just a preference—it’s your brand. You’re out here with the dedication of a bloke hunting down the perfect sausage roll.

6. A Final Toast

17012430, mate, you’re not chopped liver—you’re the seasoned veteran who adds spice to this forum. Every post you write, every review you drop, you’re making the forum a better place. And now? You’ve officially earned a spot in my journey to Senior Member. Cheers for chiming in and getting me one step closer to leveling up.

So here’s to you, mate: the MILF magnet, the storyteller, the philosopher of punting. You’re not chopped liver—you’re the secret sauce. And let’s face it, mate, this forum wouldn’t be as tasty without you.

Lol - speechless, in a good way.