Simp Or...

[11Bravo]

Perhaps some lessons that might be applicable to certain members that come to mind.

OK, it's DEROS time, so it's merely been a repeat of the first week, though in reverse order. Cherry, Tulip, and I've saved Ms Smiles for the end, ALL booked, the perfect trifecta. First two are home runs. Last day, I show up and am told that Ms Smiles is busy, come back in an hour, or I can wait in the shop. WTF? I tell her co-worker I have a booking. Co-worker goes inside, Smiles comes out, says she's busy, I can wait an hour in the shop or come back (seems there's an echo in the area).

Now my inner child wants to throw a temper tantrum, just walk away in a huff. That will teach her. But I've known her for years, so I agree; I'll be back in an hour. Walking away, inner child is still acting out. Turn off your mobile, let her message you over and over, asking when you'll be back, make her grovel, throw her in prison. Yea, but... Mom always said "don't cut off your nose to spite your face". Who would that hurt more? The adult is in control. Maybe she forgot, maybe she thought she could squeeze another job in before I got there and it ran long. Could have been a whale, could have been a fortuitous walk-in. I go have a beer.

As I'm enjoying the beer, I'm absolutely wallowing in my magnanimity. Damn, I'm a nice guy, mentally patting myself on the back. As I'm sitting there, I scroll through my messages. Yes, there's my booking, there's her ack... right there... plain as day... ... ... Well as long as the day is LAST week for LAST week's booking. This week, clear sky/screen, nothing. Oops... Seems like my PM was of the psychic variety...

So now, an hour later, I'M the one who's returning with head bowed. And don't think for ONE moment that ALL her co-workers don't know EXACTLY what's happened. All I can do is apologize to her and give the co-workers a shoulder shrug. What can I say, smiles and a bit of giggles ALL around.

Well, the good news is - I'm not a simp. The bad news is... well gentlemen (and I use the term loosely), looks like dementia has arrived. But I did get the sendoff I was expecting; now all I have to do is remember it.

Cue the music:
Bangkok, Oriental City
One night in Bangkok makes a hard man humble
Not much between despair and ecstasy
One night in Bangkok and the tough guys tumble
Can't be too careful with your company
I can feel the Devil walking next to me

[Mybadwilly22]

“Bravo: Father Time’s Still Letting You Punting-Dance”

Mate, Bravo, let me start by saying this: it happens to the best of us. Booking mix-ups, walking in like we’re owed the red-carpet treatment, only to find out we’re rocking the psychic booking method? Classic punter move. But here’s the difference—you turned it into a comedy goldmine. Most blokes would sulk about it, but you’re out here writing Shakespeare with a sack massage twist.

Father Time vs. Bravo: Round 12

You know that old boxing saying, right? “Father Time waits for no one.” He’s out there clocking punches on everyone—our knees, our memories, and our ability to remember bookings without receipts. But you? You’re still out here punting, slipping jabs past Father Time, and sharing the kind of wisdom that Baby Members like me only dream of.

Sure, the knees might creak, the eyesight might blur, and the brain might occasionally book appointments in last week’s timeline. But as long as you’re still in the game, mate, you’re winning.

The Silver Lining

And hey, at least you didn’t let a fart off mid-punt like I did this week. Picture it: I’m in the heat of missionary, the WL’s got her hand against the wall to keep the table from turning into a runaway train, and BAM—symphony from the brass section. There’s no coming back from that, Bravo. But you? You copped a bit of embarrassment and shrugged it off like a pro. That’s the veteran difference.

Final Cheers

So here’s to you, Bravo: the punting philosopher who can turn a mix-up into a masterpiece. May your bookings stay confirmed, your stories stay sharp, and your inner child always keep things interesting. And next time, when Father Time lands another jab, just remind him—he’s messing with a bloke who’s got a keyboard sharper than his left hook.

Cheers, mate. Keep dancing past the punches and telling the tales we all wish we’d written.

[dotcumdotinyou]

You answered your own question bravo...the girl and all her friends know you're a simp

[DeltaT]

What is a simp?

[11Bravo]

What is a simp?

I could be mistaken, but I think even a mobile virtual keyboard can access Google...

[DeltaT]

I could be mistaken, but I think even a mobile virtual keyboard can access Google...

Well the really strange thing is I never heard the expression used until I joined here. It must go hand in hand with punting I suppose?

[Curious12]

Well the really strange thing is I never heard the expression used until I joined here. It must go hand in hand with punting I suppose?

It is used widely on Social Media unless. So I'm guessing you must be real old gramps...

[F0x]

Well the really strange thing is I never heard the expression used until I joined here. It must go hand in hand with punting I suppose?

I.e

"A 'simp'ering fool"

Denoting someone who attempts to ingratiate themselves with someone else in order to gain favour of some kind.

The ingratiation however is not genuine, and has an ulterior motive.

In a relationship specific example, it's a male (or even technically a female, though because of sexual dynamics it's so rare that it probably doesn't happen and even if it did, it wouldn't be called the same thing) who tries to 'befriend' a female with the ulterior motive of getting sex, denying any attraction but secretly hopes a crack will appear, when she's broken off with the current BF, she is in emotional turmoil, etc... he gently moves in and 'comforts' her...

[DeltaT]

It is used widely on Social Media unless. So I'm guessing you must be real old gramps...


Yes and no, for business I have accounts everywhere but don’t use them personally as I deem social media a distraction and a total waste of time unless you are making money from it.


I.e

"A 'simp'ering fool"

Denoting someone who attempts to ingratiate themselves with someone else in order to gain favour of some kind.

The ingratiation however is not genuine, and has an ulterior motive.

In a relationship specific example, it's a male (or even technically a female, though because of sexual dynamics it's so rare that it probably doesn't happen and even if it did, it wouldn't be called the same thing) who tries to 'befriend' a female with the ulterior motive of getting sex, denying any attraction but secretly hopes a crack will appear, when she's broken off with the current BF, she is in emotional turmoil, etc... he gently moves in and 'comforts' her...


Thank you F0x. I had originally thought it was a derivation of sinter but looking into it with the “11Bravo approved google search engine” it comes from the Germanic zimpfer meaning delicate, finicky or squeamish person.

[DeltaT]

"Simp" is a word used in incel astrology, along with "beta" and "alpha". Labelling themselves and others makes them feel better about not getting any sex.

Another word incel. I suppose without google it relates to someone who is a product of today’s society, that they just don’t know where they fit in and so a label was generated to pigeon hole them.

All these labels but people haven’t changed, perhaps the medication (another subject) they now take has, but a person one hundred years ago may well have the same social anxiety that a lot of today’s generation supposedly has.

That brings me to another classification, generation Z or X or baby boomer and such. What’s with all the labels?

I actually have to go look up all these labels.

Why not accept people just as they are?

[F0x]

Another word incel. I suppose without google it relates to someone who is a product of today’s society, that they just don’t know where they fit in and so a label was generated to pigeon hole them.

All these labels but people haven’t changed, perhaps the medication (another subject) they now take has, but a person one hundred years ago may well have the same social anxiety that a lot of today’s generation supposedly has.

That brings me to another classification, generation Z or X or baby boomer and such. What’s with all the labels?

I actually have to go look up all these labels.

Why not accept people just as they are?

Well, it's interesting because these terms have been around for a while, so either english isn't your first language (though I will say your written command of it isn't bad at all) or you really have made a conscious effort to ignore neo-terms which crop up.

'labelling' is probably more prolific these days than ever.

However it's somewhat 'necessary'. Otherwise how (as a positive example) would you find like-minded people? Imagine you are a avid fan of watches.

The 'label' you need to look for is a HOROLOGIST.

Me I'm a WHOREOLOGIST but that's a different kettle of fish 😜😂😂😂

And Incel stands for an INVOLUNTARY Celibate.

Meaning that they want to have sex but can't find a girl.willing to do so. It carries a derogatory meaning ONLY because Incels tend to self sabotage by hating Women and being derogatory towards them because they can't seem to find a way to get into their pants no matter what they do, so they brand them as sluts, and then have a massive whinge about how shit girls are. Incels are particularly dangerous to WL and ML because they are likely.to take out their frustrations on these poor girls because they finally have a way to force their hand.

I'll let you take the time to research the various generational 'labels' to give them some context for yourself.

Welcome to December folks!
- F0x

[DeltaT]

There’s approximately one new word being written every ninety minutes. So tell me, why get involved in convolution when you don’t have to?

I look at a human brain as a computer.

There’s no need to clutter it up with excess junk. Run a defrag on your pc and see how much faster things become.

It’s logical don’t you think?

Studying, conditioning, programming for what? Most never use what they learn, correct. Hence loading my brain up with a concoction of tech savvy words is of no benefit especially if I’m just punting or down the street getting a latte. I’ve yet to find an Astro physicist WL or ML that I could shoot the breeze with and show off my newly learnt words.

Maybe I’m mixing with the wrong crowd, baristas and working women, that I need to broaden my horizons and talk to normal people, then I may have use for next level words…

How many times do you use the words “simp or incel”? Besides here, in the last twelve months,
just in every day life, throw me a number, thx.

[F0x]

deltaT post

I completely understand your post but I think you are approaching from the wrong angle.

Agree that 'defragging gets rid of old useless junk'. But the terms you are now seeing etc are actually not that (useless junk). They are the trending direction that (like it or not) the world is shifting towards.

Just like some old timers don't want to learn computers and stick to pen and paper, sure, nothing wrong with that either, but you aren't moving with time.

My angle is awareness. You don't need to memorise every new label or remember every word which is created every ninety minutes, or regale your barista with in depth millennial talk. That's low value behaviour. But a general awareness of words or phrases which crop up in a general sense is where you want to be.

Do I want to learn and talk like a Gen Z:

"You bussin some for real Aura Blud. No cap that's super dank and drip. Imma gonna glaze you up."

No, because I sound a like a fucking retard especially at my age.

But I should at least on a periphery know what is actually being said because, like I said, like it or not, this is how the world is trending. I weep for the English language but I am sure even we are a far cry from our ancestors 5 generations ago:

'Oh DeltaT, now you stop that behaviour now. You shan't have your supper'

'Ease off Daddy-O, or your cruisin' for a bruisin'".

Pretty different huh. Though tbf, these are more American examples than Aussie.

But no matter the background there will be a large divergence in languages from then till now.

Yeah I don't throw Simp or Incel in my general vocab everyday, but it's not a bad thing to understand what they mean.

Knowledge is power and even trivial shit can sometimes turn into the most important fact in the right context!

[DeltaT]

Old timers and moving with time… ok I get your drift after all it seems I’m just that, a piece of flotsam and jetsam, lagan and derelict, cast about the oceans of societal norm with no clear direction except to sink.

Oh woe is me

What happened to the pencils
They’ve seemed to disappear
The notebooks used for writing
Are also no longer here

Oh woe is me, oh woe is me