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jandross45
07-12-2024, 10:30 AM
So I just go back to Sydney and had the energy to try put a new place. Picked out a nice looking girl and told her I want fulls service $200 all in. The shop owner was like 'sigh': she requires 150 tip plus the 75 hour rate = 225, but my budget is 200 tops as it's not a proper establishment. We agreed but I want CIM at the end, deal done. Paid the 200 upfront and said I'll pay the rest via payid after.
Session was great, with some good fucking. She constantly stared into my eyes aggressively with a grin like we were hate fucking eachother. Gave her some prone boning and deep tea bagging.
The ending came and she had her tongue stuck out massaging my balls staring straight in my face. Idk how she new but.. she knew when I was about to blow my load and quickly got out of the way which ruined everything. With my load going everywhere except in her mouth.
Started getting dressed and walked out and she demanded the extra 25 i promised, stated that I wanted CIM that never happened. The only response I got was: don't come back here. I replied: you're damn right about that.
Roydemeo
07-12-2024, 03:02 PM
You Indians should just give up punting and stick to fleshlights
paulgallen
07-12-2024, 03:57 PM
Quite a funny post. Like the old Steven Segal
DeltaT
07-12-2024, 06:11 PM
I wanted CIM that never happened.
Maybe you’re an unsavoury character? Eating pineapples a couple of days before hand helps.
MasterPaizuri
07-12-2024, 06:43 PM
So I just go back to Sydney and had the energy to try put a new place. Picked out a nice looking girl and told her I want fulls service $200 all in. The shop owner was like 'sigh': she requires 150 tip plus the 75 hour rate = 225, but my budget is 200 tops as it's not a proper establishment. We agreed but I want CIM at the end, deal done. Paid the 200 upfront and said I'll pay the rest via payid after.
Session was great, with some good fucking. She constantly stared into my eyes aggressively with a grin like we were hate fucking eachother. Gave her some prone boning and deep tea bagging.
The ending came and she had her tongue stuck out massaging my balls staring straight in my face. Idk how she new but.. she knew when I was about to blow my load and quickly got out of the way which ruined everything. With my load going everywhere except in her mouth.
Started getting dressed and walked out demanding the extra 25, stated that I wanted CIM that never happened. The only response I got was: don't come back here. I replied: you're damn right about that.
Man, I guess this is what happens when parents don't love their kids.
Incel alienating the only women who would fuck him and then bragging for magic internet points lmao what a low level of existence
jandross45
07-12-2024, 07:38 PM
Angry farang in the comments because she got home and had to kiss her on the lips after me porking her. Keep coming with the flak boomers
11Bravo
07-12-2024, 10:08 PM
Given the anathema of some to long posts, I don't want to tax anyone's reading comprehension or ADHD disability, especially after the recent purges, so I'll break this into 2 posts:
Humor
Doesn't anyone else find a young pup's bragging of how he howled at the moon, barked, TRIED to be an Alpha, when all he proved is how beta he is? And how absolutely CLUELESS he is. How clueless you ask? By his OWN admission:
Idk how she new but.. she knew when I was about to blow my load and quickly got out of the way which ruined everything.
Really? Like saying "On the goal line, quarterback sneak, and, I don't know, I just didn't score because the linebacker sussed the play and stopped me short..." Hint: that's what linebackers do when they DON'T have any respect for a young pup...
And the ending:
The only response I got was: don't come back here. I replied: you're damn right about that.
TRYING to get in one last bark when the little pup was shooed off the porch...
Amazing how many shops recognize a little pup and how many shoo away this misbehaving wannabee. Must be pretty stupid given the number of times he's had his nose rubbed in his own shit...
Alphas? We're recognized just by our demeanor, no barking required, whether it's the first visit or the 20th to a shop. Just this past week, my booking was 15 minutes late. Did I bark, throw a temper tantrum like some little wannabee pup trying to act like a big dog? Hell NO. Took the opportunity to catch up with the owner, get a rundown on her new acquisitions...
BTW: You were called, but, as expected...folded.
11Bravo
07-12-2024, 10:12 PM
VALUE
I'm actually grateful for wannabees like these. Yes, it is UNFORTUNATE to the girls and to the shops, but, for me, definitely an advantage. $25 not insignificant; it does buy me lunch at my favorite cafe (and after 10 months, they remember exactly what my order will be...)
2 DECADES ago, I was remarking to my best mate at how I was a bit mystified of how well I was treated by the VAST MAJORITY of my pulls. I certainly wasn't in their prime demographic; even back then, I was an OFF. I wasn't paying OTT, just the going rate. Yet, I was having GREAT times, over and above... All I was doing was treating her as a person...
His reply, I've never forgotten. "So, B, what does that tell you about their average customers when guys like us are treated like KINGS..."
So after the young pups slink off with their tailS between their legs, trying to boast how tough they are... I just laugh, and look forward to my next punt, sans problems... Because punters like us, we are respected and appreciated by both shops and providers, no barking required. YMMV
jandross45
07-12-2024, 11:11 PM
Attn guys,
Please keep comments short, offensive and funny.
Not interested in reading extended boomer bs.
Also, If you are dating a hooker or have any feelings or emotional attachemnt to these fatherless women.... go have a good look in the mirror and rethink your life.
ScotPassingThrough
07-12-2024, 11:19 PM
Attn guys,
Please keep comments short, offensive and funny.
Ok. So many of your punts suck because you’re a cheap, abusive cunt
Nice and short, maybe not very funny and really only the flipside of what 11 told you, if you weren’t too fucking stupid and backward to get it.
DeltaT
07-12-2024, 11:20 PM
I see dating sex workers as sport and pleasure.
There’s a challenge to bag the goose but not get cooked like one. Once you’re aware of all their tricks the game is quite enjoyable, like walking on a tight rope, a balancing act with your wallet in one hand and your dick in the other.
No harm in doing that is there?
personaa
07-12-2024, 11:30 PM
You had a great session as you mentioned, you are still getting a bargain ( instead of 225 , you paid 200)
Why you are asking about 25 bucks refund? Be happy you had a good time mate.
jandross45
07-12-2024, 11:32 PM
Ok. So many of your punts suck because you’re a cheap, abusive cunt
Nice and short, maybe not very funny and really only the flipside of what 11 told you, if you weren’t too fucking stupid and backward to get it.
He follows me around writing an essay on every post I make and I don't bother reading them. Don't tell me you're sticking up for hookers too, fkn sink so low.
I see dating sex workers as sport and pleasure.
There’s a challenge to bag the goose but not get cooked like one. Once you’re aware of all their tricks the game is quite enjoyable, like walking on a tight rope, a balancing act with your wallet in one hand and your dick in the other.
No harm in doing that is there?
So you know what a thousand cocks taste like with one kiss, and even take it out for dinner?
DeltaT
07-12-2024, 11:32 PM
Given the anathema of some to long posts, I don't want to tax anyone's reading comprehension or ADHD disability, especially after the recent purges, so I'll break this into 2 posts:
I had thought the purge upset you.
MBW22 was a character and wasted his talent here. He should be getting paid writing jokes or being on radio etc. Perhaps he is and we just don’t know it.
Anyway I missed you 11Bravo and I even ventured to that international site you frequent just to see if you’re OK. I note some others from here frequent it also AND they seem to regurgitate the same allegiance to various Syd based places whilst there.
Do people get paid to shill across various platforms? They must obviously. So it’s not the site promoting IN all cases but individuals too.
I suppose if there’s no conflict of site interest they are allowed?
I mean, I couldn’t pump my favourite brothel could I? Perhaps a few random posts but not open slather broadcasting, especially if I’m doing it out of love…
I learn more every day.
DeltaT
07-12-2024, 11:39 PM
So you know what a thousand cocks taste like with one kiss, and even take it out for dinner?
I’ve even told one to come home with a pussy full of cum, enough said eh? Go have your vanilla sex and be happy.
ScotPassingThrough
07-12-2024, 11:40 PM
He follows me around writing an essay on every post I make and I don't bother reading them. Don't tell me you're sticking up for hookers too, fkn sink so low.
I’m not sticking up for anyone. I’m saying you’re a cunt. You’re happy to declare you’re a cunt, so I don’t think is too controversial. Hope this has cleared this up for you now.
jandross45
08-12-2024, 12:47 AM
I am a cunt. You have to be in this day and age or you get no where.
If I wasn't a cunt in the punting game, these chick's would play you. Check the post title. These fkn losers have feelings for these low life women, no way I'll up pathetic like that.
personaa
08-12-2024, 12:58 AM
I am a cunt. You have to be in this day and age or you get no where.
'no where' is wrong. The correct term is 'nowhere' as one word.
11Bravo
08-12-2024, 01:11 AM
I had thought the purge upset you.
MBW22 was a character and wasted his talent here. He should be getting paid writing jokes or being on radio etc. Perhaps he is and we just don’t know it.
Anyway I missed you 11Bravo and I even ventured to that international site you frequent just to see if you’re OK. I note some others from here frequent it also AND they seem to regurgitate the same allegiance to various Syd based places whilst there.
Do people get paid to shill across various platforms? They must obviously. So it’s not the site promoting IN all cases but individuals too.
I suppose if there’s no conflict of site interest they are allowed?
I mean, I couldn’t pump my favourite brothel could I? Perhaps a few random posts but not open slather broadcasting, especially if I’m doing it out of love…
I learn more every day.
1. You are very astute, so I've gone submarine: run silent, run deep.
2. If you notice, everything there has a place. The "Rants and Stupid Shit" Thailand thread collects most all of the garbage as just about anything goes there, so keeps other threads "cleaner". If someone litters, then there's the blue-ink chastisement, before banishment. Most all take the hint. And when they don't, on reincarnation, they're placed on permanent moderation. Very few reach that fate. Just more of a give-n-take attitude, big city if you will.
3. No shilling, paid or otherwise, just personal experiences posted for the benefit of others. Reciprocity being WELL understood.
BTW: You came to mind just the other day. My "help me across the street" girl apologized for not being able to take me out again, given that business was booming. Win-win, she's successful, and I had a GREAT time.
He follows me around writing an essay on every post I make and I don't bother reading them. Don't tell me you're sticking up for hookers too, fkn sink so low.
There's just some pieces of shit you really do have to scrape off your shoe...
I am a cunt. You have to be in this day and age or you get no where.
If I wasn't a cunt in the punting game, these chick's would play you. Check the post title. These fkn losers have feelings for these low life women, no way I'll up pathetic like that.
Seems there are some junior punters who think that punting is a zero sum game; if there's a winner, there must be a loser. And they are so SCARED of being considered a loser, and I mean piss their pants scared that they have to play the tough guy, "the bend over and brace, bitch" guy. Which gets them the "work to rule" response. So they cry and moan about their lack of success.
Experienced punters know that punting is, when played correctly, a win-win game. You're happy, she's happy; you're happy she's happy, and she's happy you're happy. Win-win. And that's why, if you decide to return, you're welcomed back with open arms, both the provider's and the shop's. Otherwise, you're just that piece of crud that has to be swept out the door, tail between the legs, the ole "eye roll" and LAUGHTER, "Just another wannabee..."
No great insight, but truth is, punters like jd45 are really expressing SELF-loathing, feeling obligated to lower others which is the only way they can feel elevated. Incel, taking out his frustrations because his ONLY recourse is punting. Like Groucho Marx: wouldn't want to be a member of any club that would have me.
ScotPassingThrough
08-12-2024, 01:38 AM
I am a cunt. You have to be in this day and age or you get no where.
If I wasn't a cunt in the punting game, these chick's would play you. Check the post title. These fkn losers have feelings for these low life women, no way I'll up pathetic like that.
These “low life women”, as you would have it, know what you think of them. As long as you continue to take this attitude in, they’re going to treat you like they know they’re going to treat them. Good luck with that.
I canÂ’t be bothered to educate you and I doubt IÂ’d ever be successful, even if tried. I had an open tab on a device I rarely use and sent and received a couple of pmÂ’s, and made a couple of posts. IÂ’m unlikely to log in or even read in the near future.
Footballpunter
08-12-2024, 06:40 AM
What's the point of this post? You are calling out a girl and a shop yet you don't identify anything. Essentially, you tell a story that makes you sound like an asshole. I don't think you get anywhere when you are a cunt. Try eating a combo meal at a restaurant and only pay for one item. That shit is not going to fly. Time to stop watching toxic content and move out of your mom's basement.
jandross45
08-12-2024, 07:54 AM
F**k you c**nts are pathetic. I even saw you cucks stick up for a hooker that stole out of some morons wallet. I can guarantee that some of you simps talk to these women and interested in their personal life. F***ken pathetic. Imagine what you look like behind that screen and how you carry yourself, some loser even subscribes to a hookers onlyfans f**k we need a war bad.
DeltaT
08-12-2024, 08:04 AM
11Bravo I wasn’t saying you were shilling but others as I believe you’re above reproach and genuine. Though I often wonder why you continue to educate people? It’s a bit like Mother Theresa helping the poor people, it’s a never ending stream of humanity that needs assistance. Perhaps if you believe in an afterlife you’ll be rewarded for your service to the punting industry? Who knows.
So I have a sore shoulder from too much heavy lifting and am looking to get a proper massage. On spec I’m going to try one of your recommendations. The happy ending is neither here nor there at present as about once a year I do need the genuine article. It’ll be a test not on your recommendation but on whether the girls offer anything without asking. If they offer I’ll accept if course 😁
Normally for me a brothel punt is two hours and a proper massage 90 minutes. So I’ll time down the massage request to 60 or even 45 minutes in accordance with average protocols and see how things go.
Now this is silly but I am known by some for what I wear so I’ll have to change that too. I’ve had girls say “oh you’re that guy” or even mumble to themselves “you’re wearing …..” on first sight. Some even know my real name and I have no shame. It even intimidates a few, strange that, considering I’m a punter just like everyone else and want to be accepted just like anybody else.
So incognito I’ll go and I’ll keep you updated.
If it leads to parts two or three a review will follow.
MasterPaizuri
08-12-2024, 08:26 AM
I am a cunt. You have to be in this day and age or you get no where.
If I wasn't a cunt in the punting game, these chick's would play you. Check the post title. These fkn losers have feelings for these low life women, no way I'll up pathetic like that.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
What. An. Alpha.
The greatest irony is you can only GET hooker pussy.
Which in turn is making you an angry little boy since you think they're such low lifes. However, clearly no normal woman wants you.
Be thankful for these low women sweetheart, without them, you'd still be a little boy virgin 🤣
11Bravo
08-12-2024, 10:59 AM
we need a war bad.
And who's the enemy? The providers? Listen to ScotPassingThrough, they are way more intelligent and astute than you; they'll run circles around you. ("She knew I was going to come before I even did? How is that possible?") Like I say, circles...
Those that enjoy life more than you? Have more successes than you? I think Footballpunter nailed it with his "stop watching toxic content" suggestion. Who is it? Tate? (I really don't follow). He's laughing all the way to the bank, supported by suckers like you, while you're standing outside, mystified by your constant failures.
You look down on someone, they might very well live DOWN to your expectations. You treat someone as an equal, they might very well live UP to your expectations (Granted, I only have experience with the latter, none with the former). Human nature.
If you think I'm a cuck or a simp, fine by me, your opinion "machts nicht". Because I'm the one that walks into a shop with a smile, and walks out of a shop with a smile. You just don't seem to experience that same symmetry. Instead, you stand outside bleating about your misfortune.
Giving respect, showing empathy are not weaknesses, they're appreciated strengths. You want respect, give respect. I've said it MANY times: treat her like an orifice, she'll be an orifice. Treat her like a person, she'll be a person. Personally, I much prefer the latter, just oh so MUCH MORE fun.
Obviously, YMMV
BTW: You don't have the intelligence to survive a war, neither real nor flame. You're just a one shot musket, easily overrun.
Zoobender
08-12-2024, 05:23 PM
Lol this is like watching all the kids in the "special" class pointing fingers at each other trying to work out which one of them is the more spastic.
keebab
08-12-2024, 06:11 PM
Lol this is like watching all the kids in the "special" class pointing fingers at each other trying to work out which one of them is the more spastic.
I feel this way. You're not going to educate anyone who throws his toys out of the pram over $25.
trampslikeus55
08-12-2024, 07:11 PM
Lol this is like watching all the kids in the "special" class pointing fingers at each other trying to work out which one of them is the more spastic.
Maybe there is one little kid playing 3 characters in the charade and just baiting the rest. No point feeding the fire boys 😡
Vader
08-12-2024, 07:17 PM
I just wish 11Bravo would spend less time on here waffling and more time on learning how to write.
ColesBag
08-12-2024, 07:34 PM
What's the point of this post? You are calling out a girl and a shop yet you don't identify anything. Essentially, you tell a story that makes you sound like an asshole. I don't think you get anywhere when you are a cunt. Try eating a combo meal at a restaurant and only pay for one item. That shit is not going to fly. Time to stop watching toxic content and move out of your mom's basement.
He's essentially admitting to being retarded and he doesn't even know it.
JJBlows
08-12-2024, 08:19 PM
Honestly the way some of these posts start or turn out, shop management is reading these thinking no wonder these guys have to come to a brothel
Roydemeo
08-12-2024, 08:34 PM
Honestly the way some of these posts start or turn out, shop management is reading these thinking no wonder these guys have to come to a brothel
Hahahha spot on
jandross45
11-12-2024, 12:43 PM
Honestly the way some of these posts start or turn out, shop management is reading these thinking no wonder these guys have to come to a brothel
This a top tier thread.
I really hope the shop see's this post. They will think better before trying to flim flam battlers.
It was in mascot/temp area all I'm saying.
X_ULTRA_X
11-12-2024, 12:50 PM
What does a ding dong in a film flam feel like?
stallionmachine123
11-12-2024, 12:50 PM
Fuck you cunts take this site seriously and start soap operas
jandross45
11-12-2024, 01:17 PM
Well, if you promise to pay the rest afterwards and you get the flim flam, little miss ling ling will be ding dongging my ding ding out of pocket
X_ULTRA_X
11-12-2024, 06:15 PM
Fuck you cunts take this site seriously and start soap operas
He has, there’s his dating a WL thread!
JJBlows
11-12-2024, 06:58 PM
I sometimes get the feeling Maybe this guys is really rich, rich enough to afford punts everyday of the week and buys bags to cure boredom and just get into a cocaine induce psychosis and gets delusional about the WL he punts with.
Just picture a really angry and coked out Andrew Tate in his podcast war room
Zoobender
11-12-2024, 07:03 PM
I sometimes get the feeling Maybe this guys is really rich, rich enough to afford punts everyday of the week and buys bags to cure boredom and just get into a cocaine induce psychosis and gets delusional about the WL he punts with.
Just picture a really angry and coked out Andrew Tate in his podcast war room
More likely a simp with no prospects. Relationship or otherwise.
JJBlows
11-12-2024, 07:23 PM
More likely a simp with no prospects. Relationship or otherwise.
Yea thought that too but it's the persistent posting that make me think it's not a simp, a simp will do it for fun but then eventually get bored and move on (unless he really fucked up) where as a guy with too much time, money and drugs on his hands and a ego to match his success can result in this guy above - drug fucked, punts and thinks he's an absolute weapon with the wl ladies etc etc.
jandross45
11-12-2024, 07:47 PM
I sometimes get the feeling Maybe this guys is really rich, rich enough to afford punts everyday of the week and buys bags to cure boredom and just get into a cocaine induce psychosis and gets delusional about the WL he punts with.
Just picture a really angry and coked out Andrew Tate in his podcast war room
You're spot on with that
11Bravo
11-12-2024, 11:16 PM
Yea thought that too but it's the persistent posting that make me think it's not a simp, a simp will do it for fun but then eventually get bored and move on (unless he really fucked up) where as a guy with too much time, money and drugs on his hands and a ego to match his success can result in this guy above - drug fucked, punts and thinks he's an absolute weapon with the wl ladies etc etc.
You're spot on with that
MY take? Sad really, no family or real friends who want to spend time with him. Sure, a lot of hangers on, putting up with the ego while looking to see what they can get, but REAL friends... those who'll give their HONEST opinions and advice... those that deserve the name of "Brother"... and Family who invites you for Christmas dinner independent of what you'll bring to the table, just yourself is enough...
Everything else is just chaff... Truly is the season to be thankful.
But I heard him exclaim, ere he drove out of sight—
“Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good night!”
jandross45
12-12-2024, 11:30 AM
MY take? Sad really, no family or real friends who want to spend time with him. Sure, a lot of hangers on, putting up with the ego while looking to see what they can get, but REAL friends... those who'll give their HONEST opinions and advice... those that deserve the name of "Brother"... and Family who invites you for Christmas dinner independent of what you'll bring to the table, just yourself is enough...
Everything else is just chaff... Truly is the season to be thankful.
But I heard him exclaim, ere he drove out of sight—
“Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good night!”
ahhhh. youre spot on m8. you got me.
there is a handful of you guys that turn any thread I make or any post i make into a thread into the most depressing and irrelevant subject from the original topic.
about my shitposting... you guys cannot even take a joke, everything has to be serious and narcissistic, it reflects your personality in real life.
just like some of these WL/ML you cant take a joke just like they cant take a dick.
B0nkers
12-12-2024, 01:48 PM
ahhhh. youre spot on m8. you got me.
there is a handful of you guys that turn any thread I make or any post i make into a thread into the most depressing and irrelevant subject from the original topic.
about my shitposting... you guys cannot even take a joke, everything has to be serious and narcissistic, it reflects your personality in real life.
just like some of these WL/ML you cant take a joke just like they cant take a dick.
Accusing people of not being able to take a joke is narcissistic!
X_ULTRA_X
12-12-2024, 05:10 PM
ahhhh. youre spot on m8. you got me.
there is a handful of you guys that turn any thread I make or any post i make into a thread into the most depressing and irrelevant subject from the original topic.
about my shitposting... you guys cannot even take a joke, everything has to be serious and narcissistic, it reflects your personality in real life.
just like some of these WL/ML you cant take a joke just like they cant take a dick.
Why write fiction, don’t you have anything better to do? People take others here on face value and now you’ve spilled the beans about your behaviour who is respecting you now?
Some people don’t like me BUT I’m a truth teller. That’s the difference, your stories are fiction.
Thedogboy
12-12-2024, 08:34 PM
a hhhh. youre spot on m8. you got me.
there is a handful of you guys that turn any thread I make or any post i make into a thread into the most depressing and irrelevant subject from the original topic.
about my shitposting... you guys cannot even take a joke, everything has to be serious and narcissistic, it reflects your personality in real life.
just like some of these WL/ML you cant take a joke just like they cant take a dick.
If you don’t like the way people comment on your posts, it’s better not to post at all. Give yourself peace of mind.
Or, consider the possibility that you might be wrong or take a moment to rethink your perspective.
So you pay 200$ for service and you are not happy by the end you save 25$ is it worth it to feel bad and all that drama for the 25$ ?!
I’ve made mistakes with shit post, BRAVO replied to my post, and after reflecting on their feedback, I realized I was in wrong and I tried to fix things and I feel better.
The goal should be to enter happy and leave happy everyone wins. A win-win situation.
Hedonisticfun
12-12-2024, 09:14 PM
... what a knob you are . Bargain basement punter that has a tight-arse budget and wants top shelf service and quality . Got great service after you weasled your way out of paying full fee AND still whinge about YOU being short changed . Fkn Knob !!!!
jandross45
12-12-2024, 09:53 PM
... what a knob you are . Bargain basement punter that has a tight-arse budget and wants top shelf service and quality . Got great service after you weasled your way out of paying full fee AND still whinge about YOU being short changed . Fkn Knob !!!!
You're comment hit really deep and after some long deep thought I have came to a conclusion:
Tonight i will drink 2L of pineapple juice and Tomorrow morning I'll go back into that shop and apologise, then the verbal agreement will be fulfilled and I will empty the biggest load ever into her into her mouth in a resonable time frame and watch her run to the shower room making all sorts of horrible noise, then finally I'll give her the $25 I promised in silver change.
11Bravo
12-12-2024, 10:33 PM
The goal should be to enter happy and leave happy everyone wins. A win-win situation.
Well done, and not for quoting me. You learn from your mistakes (or re-learn when you grow complacent).
Today, made several inquiries. Messaged one regular, no response. Hmmm. Pinged her... no response. OK... Now, did I block her number, throw her into prison? Nah, I just called reception, made the booking. Sometimes you do have to take the alternate route. Hadn't seen her for quite awhile, and it was time for a reunion. I arrived a bit early, she was busy, it was a nice day, found a bench. She and the shop both messaged to say she was free. Great.
Walked in, greeted, into the room, she left while I disrobed (didn't think I looked shy...). Waited on the table... waited... waited... After 15 minutes, I got dressed. Now some might have stormed out, yelling "if you're not ready for me, I'm NOT waiting..." Myself, I just turned right, walked down to the break room, asked if there was a problem. One of the girls said she was taking a shower. Now, being the next customer, I was rather glad to hear that. Simply returned to the room, disrobed, and back on the table.
Clock started when she entered (and, BTW, she did smell fresh). Took care of business in her usual experienced manner along with some great banter. I left smiling, she was smiling, asking me to return soon (sure, cash in her pocket; still, she wasn't screaming at me to get out of her shop, never to return). I'll score that as a win with no errors.
jandross45
12-12-2024, 10:37 PM
Well done, and not for quoting me. You learn from your mistakes (or re-learn when you grow complacent).
Today, made several inquiries. Messaged one regular, no response. Hmmm. Pinged her... no response. OK... Now, did I block her number, throw her into prison? Nah, I just called reception, made the booking. Sometimes you do have to take the alternate route. Hadn't seen her for quite awhile, and it was time for a reunion. I arrived a bit early, she was busy, it was a nice day, found a bench. She and the shop both messaged to say she was free. Great.
Walked in, greeted, into the room, she left while I disrobed (didn't think I looked shy...). Waited on the table... waited... waited... After 15 minutes, I got dressed. Now some might have stormed out, yelling "if you're not ready for me, I'm NOT waiting..." Myself, I just turned right, walked down to the break room, asked if there was a problem. One of the girls said she was taking a shower. Now, being the next customer, I was rather glad to hear that. Simply returned to the room, disrobed, and back on the table.
Clock started when she entered (and, BTW, she did smell fresh). Took care of business in her usual experienced manner along with some great banter. I left smiling, she was smiling, asking me to return soon (sure, cash in her pocket; still, she wasn't screaming at me to get out of her shop, never to return). I'll score that as a win with no errors.
You sound like a male feminist.
Roydemeo
13-12-2024, 04:15 AM
You sound like a male feminist.
Is it hard to be both an Indian and a fuckwit or are the two mutually exclusive?
Roydemeo
13-12-2024, 04:16 AM
Why write fiction, don’t you have anything better to do? People take others here on face value and now you’ve spilled the beans about your behaviour who is respecting you now?
Some people don’t like me BUT I’m a truth teller. That’s the difference, your stories are fiction.
You write fiction all the time though Vinnie?
X_ULTRA_X
13-12-2024, 06:19 AM
I personally always write the truth.
For example Raybo a forum member promotes a certain female who I’ve been dating. So there you have it, after twelve months of knowing her I’ve spilled a lil bit more intel.
She’s shared a lot of things with me, pics and intel just in general conversations over twelve months. Not that it interests me but they don’t really have much of a life outside of work do they? I on the other hand play my cards very close as a punter should. Trust No One.
Perhaps I’ll name drop another member who is very friendly with another female I date?
Like I have always said, I DON’T write BS as I absolutely have no need to. Anything to do with punting and dating is 100% correct.
Now I have other things to do today and maybe I’ll be back tonight or tomorrow depending.
Enjoy your forum time.
Zoobender
13-12-2024, 08:20 AM
I personally always write the truth.
For example Raybo a forum member promotes a certain female who I’ve been dating. So there you have it, after twelve months of knowing her I’ve spilled a lil bit more intel.
She’s shared a lot of things with me, pics and intel just in general conversations over twelve months. Not that it interests me but they don’t really have much of a life outside of work do they? I on the other hand play my cards very close as a punter should. Trust No One.
Perhaps I’ll name drop another member who is very friendly with another female I date?
Like I have always said, I DON’T write BS as I absolutely have no need to. Anything to do with punting and dating is 100% correct.
Now I have other things to do today and maybe I’ll be back tonight or tomorrow depending.
Enjoy your forum time.
Fuck he is back.
X_ULTRA_X
13-12-2024, 04:55 PM
Did you miss me?
I'm not saying that the forum is enjoying its longest period of high quality posts in years because of me. I'm not saying that from the ashes of Vincent888 never has a greater phoenix metaphor been personified in human history than X_ULTRA_X. I'm not saying that any punter can kick back on their lounge chair, sippin' on a tinny and have a go at me because I haven't come across anyone who's man enough to go toe to toe with me even on my worst day!
It’s not always about me, only mostly, it’s about you the punters.
It's not even about us, it's about a legacy. It's about what we choose to leave behind for future generations and that's why, for the last year and for the first time starting when I joined in December 2023, the best and brightest punters from this forum, not that there are many, could not match me. Even if you pooled your resources, shared your collective intellect you could not match me.
Therefore what I am saying, if I'm saying anything, is there will only ever be one Vinnie!
Now please reinstate him!
11Bravo
13-12-2024, 09:02 PM
You sound like a male feminist.
Wow... Entertaining intelligent posters get banned, while grade school playground insults live on: You bat like a girl...
BB King was right: The thrill is gone...
Damn, I was right before I even knew it: another one bites the dust. Is it just my misconception, or is handle expectancy becoming shorter and shorter these days? Seems that a number don't even reach the century mark.
She’s shared a lot of things with me, pics and intel just in general conversations over twelve months. Not that it interests me but they don’t really have much of a life outside of work do they? I on the other hand play my cards very close as a punter should. Trust No One.In my experience, I think you're missing out. I found that their observations on life in general, punting in particular, to be quite entertaining. Some great memories there.
Trust No One. Hardcore. Myself, I view trust as in the same family as respect. 2 words: common sense.
YMMV
11Bravo
13-12-2024, 09:05 PM
Did you miss me?
I'm not saying that the forum is enjoying its longest period of high quality posts in years because of me. I'm not saying that from the ashes of Vincent888 never has a greater phoenix metaphor been personified in human history than X_ULTRA_X. I'm not saying that any punter can kick back on their lounge chair, sippin' on a tinny and have a go at me because I haven't come across anyone who's man enough to go toe to toe with me even on my worst day!
It’s not always about me, only mostly, it’s about you the punters.
It's not even about us, it's about a legacy. It's about what we choose to leave behind for future generations and that's why, for the last year and for the first time starting when I joined in December 2023, the best and brightest punters from this forum, not that there are many, could not match me. Even if you pooled your resources, shared your collective intellect you could not match me.
Therefore what I am saying, if I'm saying anything, is there will only ever be one Vinnie!
Now please reinstate him!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5LPPE-k4IDM
Forum membership 101: If you don't have root, you're not essential and are expendable...
Update: Called it.
It's NOT complicated. Everyone (except those that "got root") are GUESTS. There are NO PERMANENT residents. Your visa/residency permit can be cancelled ANYTIME for misbehavior. My experience HERE is common sense goes a LONG way in handle expectancy. Until there's a "Rants/Stupid Shit" sticky thread where anything goes, offenders will be banned and deported. Absolute freedom/acting out - start your own blog. GEESH.
Zoobender
13-12-2024, 09:34 PM
Did you miss me?
I'm not saying that the forum is enjoying its longest period of high quality posts in years because of me. I'm not saying that from the ashes of Vincent888 never has a greater phoenix metaphor been personified in human history than X_ULTRA_X. I'm not saying that any punter can kick back on their lounge chair, sippin' on a tinny and have a go at me because I haven't come across anyone who's man enough to go toe to toe with me even on my worst day!
It’s not always about me, only mostly, it’s about you the punters.
It's not even about us, it's about a legacy. It's about what we choose to leave behind for future generations and that's why, for the last year and for the first time starting when I joined in December 2023, the best and brightest punters from this forum, not that there are many, could not match me. Even if you pooled your resources, shared your collective intellect you could not match me.
Therefore what I am saying, if I'm saying anything, is there will only ever be one Vinnie!
Now please reinstate him!
Yawn... I stopped reading after 'I'm not saying'
massage addict
14-12-2024, 07:34 AM
Linq welcome back
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