Brisbane’s Most Luxurious Massage Shop.

[Taffpost]

What’s opinions here?

I for one like to get off and beautiful aesthetics, it’s almost as important as the girl. Sydney has a few excellent ones and Garden of Eden at Banyo did a good job till it closed. I thought Sol Day Spa would be it but the shit everywhere when I walked in ruined it.

What’s the best choice for luxury feel dirty massages now a days?

[hornedbeast]

It's a fuckin barren wasteland of adult entertainment venues in Queensland. Decriminalisation has done nothing. About fucking time one of the big Sydney operators brought their business North; many of the 'competition' would close down overnight.

[Taffpost]

Agree with this entirely

[thunder545454]

Brisbane doesn't have a luxurious massage shop.

most popular shops in brisbane

SSDS, 5star, take 5 they would be third tier locations in alot of other places.

Problem is australia as a whole everything here is shit and abnormally expensive.

Best to not experience luxury, after going to a places with grand reception, smiling staff, who take you to well constructed room with a bed, a massage table, a sofa, a shower, a spa, perfect lighting, sound proof, smells nice, they slowly bathe you and pamper you start to finish.

Then you come back here go somewhere in brissy, average looking girls want $300 to give a shitty low effort massage then lay there like a dead fish while you poke them for 5-10mins in a crappy old building, if your lucky some have a tiny moldy shower to use.

[Holdan427]

You guys are hilarious
You want champagne service on a beer budget
Time to flick on the reality switch

[harry444]

I'm happy with the prices I pay. We live in a very affluent country yet winge about paying a few dollars on an attractive girl yet waste 100k on a flash ute.

[nosha]

5 Star is a real shit hole, they haven't bothered fixing plaster in roof which is falling down. The bathrooms all leak and smell like piss...

The owner now queues guys in the waiting room looking at each other like you at a barber. Massive turn off. Sad thing is he has no competition so won't change and continues to make a lot of $$$

[Taffpost]

You guys are hilarious
You want champagne service on a beer budget
Time to flick on the reality switch

LOL!

Personally, I’d be happy with paying Cristal budget with Caviar on the side.

It’s you tight asses that accept second best to get your rocks off that ruin it for the classier people.

[funinqld]

We need more brothels....not massage parlours. Thats what we really want. You walk into a place knowing you can can get sucked and fucked for an hour and at a Sydney price of up to 200. BBBJ standard and you have to ask for a CBJ if you want one and the only extra is anal or COF.

[harry444]

Not everyone prefers brothels. I always use parlours. But, I intend on trying Ginza in Sydney. Prices start at $300 an hour not $200. Although the pics of the girls look really good.

[Gentlemanscarfacethird]

How about Brisbanes LEAST luxurious?

I’ve attended too many with quite a unique aromatic experience. Usually the dense waft of fish sauce, cum and mould as I open the door is enough of a red flag to make me run as I hear a crackling voice coming from the blurry silhouette in the back of the dingy and poorly lit hallway; “you wan masssa?!”

Establishments with massage tables in cramped kitchens surrounded by storage boxes, dirty used towels, showers that reek of piss. The boiler in her natural habitat. No amount of horniness could compel me to stay.

Too many to narrow it down I think.

Brisbanes most luxurious? If by luxurious you mean adequately clean and comfortable with a well placed mirror or two.

I’d say SSDS.

[Robstorie44]

Hidden Tranquility massage is modern, and clean.

The higher prices for the massage reflect this, but, you get what you pay for.

[Bed Wrecker]

Most guys would fuck in a filthy toilet if it meant hooking up.
Whats with all these Bonnie Prince Charlies needing “luxury?
Maybe there are too many left wing vegans here

[Gentlemanscarfacethird]

It’s true, most guys are retarded.

[weaknet]

Super Easy, book a high-class outcall individual working girl, then check in a executive suite room at luxury 5 star hotel. You can enjoy what you like.

Some Sydney agents can send girls interstate if you pay a right price, so nothing hard.

[BasilFaulty]

Acqua at Taringa isn’t bad. Not luxurious but not at a share house falling apart state.

[Destinationsecret]

Hidden Tranquility massage is modern, and clean.

The higher prices for the massage reflect this, but, you get what you pay for.

absolutely Agree - was there the other day - they now have 3 showers, apparently more renovations to come. and side note the girl i saw was stunning.

[Destinationsecret]

this place has 3 showers now - reception told me they have more renovations to come apparently, - a Barber shop being built, with pool table, light bar, etc and apparently a buzzer to get the massage girls to massage foot and legs whilst waiting. interesting concept. girls here all wear unforms which is professional i think.. i have been 3 times now and had 2 stunners and 2 and 1 so so. . but yeah get what you pay for i guess.

[hornedbeast]

It's about time @ginza opened up shop in Brisbane

[Shagspear]

5 Star is a real shit hole, they haven't bothered fixing plaster in roof which is falling down. The bathrooms all leak and smell like piss...

The owner now queues guys in the waiting room looking at each other like you at a barber. Massive turn off. Sad thing is he has no competition so won't change and continues to make a lot of $$$

5star isn’t so bad in fact they are pretty good one of the best massage parlour I have been to in Brisbane - the rooms are clean, the best room is the one at the end with its own shower. Honestly haven’t been to a massage parlour setup better than 5star; every other joint are dirtier than this. The only setup better are the licensed brothels like Viper Room and Platinum 175 where the rooms and shower are spotlessly clean and bedsheets and pillowcases are swap out to be washed for EACH SESSION (the girls literally pull the sheets and pillowcases off after each session in front of you).

Unfortunately this is not something any of massage joint in Brisbane will ever do, for one they use disposable massage table sheet, which I sometimes question if they even change that due to cost reason… second, most joints started back when Queensland criminalize “sex work”, the industry exist in the dark therefore most owners put below MINIMAL effort to maintain any semblance of hygiene standards. They don’t care about the girls that work for them they care even less about the clients that goes to their shop. The hygiene part is largely hold up by the girls themselves. Majority of the girls working in the parlour have no higher education qualifications (eg. University; many I have talked to have said they suffered undiagnosed learning disabilities such Dyslexia - reason why they work in this industry) and many are very clueless on STD/STI. Their only understanding is through word of mouth amongst their peers which sometimes can pass on misinformation.


Also, not sure what 5star do at daytime but it looks like a “barbershop” or hair saloon for their above ground floor….

[Tamen]

Also, not sure what 5star do at daytime but it looks like a “barbershop” or hair saloon for their above ground floor….

That's becuase before if became 5Star it was a hair salon.

[Dr Grafton Everest]

have no higher education qualifications (eg. University; many I have talked to have said they suffered undiagnosed learning disabilities such Dyslexia - reason why they work in this industry) and many are very clueless on STD/STI. Their only understanding is through word of mouth amongst their peers which sometimes can pass on misinformation.

I reckon they say the same of the punters. YMMV