jabi-rizzler
07-01-2025, 07:26 PM
I'm gonna provide some tips for new punters looking to have a crack at this hobby.
These is aimed at punters whom fancy dodgy looking MP.
Other punters are welcome to provide feedback too but please, no butthurt rants.
1. Costs
Normally HJ $30-$50, NHJ $50-$70, CBJ/bbbJ round the 100 mark, FS $100-150, all these extras are on top of what the hourly massage rate is (room fee) anything extra should be up to you. These rates should depend on her reputation and how attractive the girl is. Never go over these as they are a not-so-lawful brothels disguised as a massage shop, they don't pay tax on any of this, nor do the ML and they are not subject to strict regulations like registered establishments.
2. Vibe
If a ML looks like she is having a bad day, tired, not smiling, sick, bad attitude.... that is a good sign to dodge the bullet as that mood is gonna reflect the session. This is why it is important to meet the ML first instead of the owner asking you do go straight into the room, lie down and wait.
3. Ask for prices upfront
When you walk in the shop be very friendly and ask to speak to the girl you want a "massage" from, start with some friendly bs talk for a minute or so to lighten the vibe then discuss how much she wants in tips for extras before it starts. Don't get into negotiating on the massage table, firstly no one is there for a massage and these girls cannot massage for shit, many will wait 15 mins before your session ends leaving less time for extras, also already getting a massage and owing them money does not give you much room for negotiation and who wants to negotiate when youre horny... kind of puts you in a bad mood. if they refuse to negotiate extra until the session.... there are at least 5 dodgy massage shops in each suburb of Sydney that are begging for your business.
4. Never pay upfront
If you are not familiar with the shop NEVER pay upfront, PAY AFTER THE SERVICES HAVE BEEN PROVIDED. If they refuse... there are at least 5 dodgy massage shops in each suburb of Sydney that are begging for your business. WHY? they might end up giving you 40mins instead of 60, or come in 15 mins late and expect you to pay an hour, or they complain your dick is too big 10 mins or her downstairs smells horrible and you can't get it up anymore, or they might refuse to do something you agreed on doing with what ever excuse.... regardless you will always face problems with girls in punting, just don't let them have the upper hand.
5- Never get personally involved
I shouldn't have to explain this, but never get involved with ML, the career path they have chosen reflects the content of their character. They are not interested in you but, what you can do for them, all these love stories on this forum always turn into a horrible well deserved disaster. She wont give you freebies, she wont be your real friend and she just wants to use you. If you disagree with what I'm telling you: you're welcome to go try and prove me wrong and get what you deserve.
6. Do not trust ML
-Never leave personal items unattended phone/cash and make sure you can check them at a moments notice,
-Never give them your real Name or phone number
-Take your condom with you - they don't want your baby, they want to blackmail you and they have your DNA
-If the shop owner or ML goes on a rant or blackmails you for what ever reason, remain clam, discreetly record the interaction with your phone, deescalate and leave.
9. Never bother with privates
Never bother with private providers. 99% of the time (no exaggeration) they are scammers with fake ads and photos. Not only that, if they are real; there is a very good reason why they don't work in shops..... they will swindle you in any way they can. Also, it can put you in a very bad situation in at least a thousand different ways, just don't bother.
8. Raids
In the very unlikely situation that the business gets raid, you will be confronted by a combination of NSW Police and Immigration. The first thing you do when you hear people shouting is get your clothes on as quickly as possible. When confronted by an authority, say absolutely nothing and I MEAN NOTHING. and if they place you under arrest (very unlikely) you give them your name, DOB and address and not a single further shred of info and get a lawyer, if they ask you questions like what are you doing? why is your pants down?.. don't be a smart ass and say something like "well it is a massage parlour"... just say nothing. Also, discreetly record the interaction.
9. Make it a reward -
Many punters have different reasons for punting: don't like porn, lack of other hobbies... whatever. just don't turn it into an addiction that bankrupts you and control your participation. Make it something you do fortnightly, monthly or when you reach a goal at work...... and not "when ever I am bored" otherwise just like a porn addiction it can be addictive as smoking cigarettes and start affecting other things in your life in negative ways.
These is aimed at punters whom fancy dodgy looking MP.
Other punters are welcome to provide feedback too but please, no butthurt rants.
1. Costs
Normally HJ $30-$50, NHJ $50-$70, CBJ/bbbJ round the 100 mark, FS $100-150, all these extras are on top of what the hourly massage rate is (room fee) anything extra should be up to you. These rates should depend on her reputation and how attractive the girl is. Never go over these as they are a not-so-lawful brothels disguised as a massage shop, they don't pay tax on any of this, nor do the ML and they are not subject to strict regulations like registered establishments.
2. Vibe
If a ML looks like she is having a bad day, tired, not smiling, sick, bad attitude.... that is a good sign to dodge the bullet as that mood is gonna reflect the session. This is why it is important to meet the ML first instead of the owner asking you do go straight into the room, lie down and wait.
3. Ask for prices upfront
When you walk in the shop be very friendly and ask to speak to the girl you want a "massage" from, start with some friendly bs talk for a minute or so to lighten the vibe then discuss how much she wants in tips for extras before it starts. Don't get into negotiating on the massage table, firstly no one is there for a massage and these girls cannot massage for shit, many will wait 15 mins before your session ends leaving less time for extras, also already getting a massage and owing them money does not give you much room for negotiation and who wants to negotiate when youre horny... kind of puts you in a bad mood. if they refuse to negotiate extra until the session.... there are at least 5 dodgy massage shops in each suburb of Sydney that are begging for your business.
4. Never pay upfront
If you are not familiar with the shop NEVER pay upfront, PAY AFTER THE SERVICES HAVE BEEN PROVIDED. If they refuse... there are at least 5 dodgy massage shops in each suburb of Sydney that are begging for your business. WHY? they might end up giving you 40mins instead of 60, or come in 15 mins late and expect you to pay an hour, or they complain your dick is too big 10 mins or her downstairs smells horrible and you can't get it up anymore, or they might refuse to do something you agreed on doing with what ever excuse.... regardless you will always face problems with girls in punting, just don't let them have the upper hand.
5- Never get personally involved
I shouldn't have to explain this, but never get involved with ML, the career path they have chosen reflects the content of their character. They are not interested in you but, what you can do for them, all these love stories on this forum always turn into a horrible well deserved disaster. She wont give you freebies, she wont be your real friend and she just wants to use you. If you disagree with what I'm telling you: you're welcome to go try and prove me wrong and get what you deserve.
6. Do not trust ML
-Never leave personal items unattended phone/cash and make sure you can check them at a moments notice,
-Never give them your real Name or phone number
-Take your condom with you - they don't want your baby, they want to blackmail you and they have your DNA
-If the shop owner or ML goes on a rant or blackmails you for what ever reason, remain clam, discreetly record the interaction with your phone, deescalate and leave.
9. Never bother with privates
Never bother with private providers. 99% of the time (no exaggeration) they are scammers with fake ads and photos. Not only that, if they are real; there is a very good reason why they don't work in shops..... they will swindle you in any way they can. Also, it can put you in a very bad situation in at least a thousand different ways, just don't bother.
8. Raids
In the very unlikely situation that the business gets raid, you will be confronted by a combination of NSW Police and Immigration. The first thing you do when you hear people shouting is get your clothes on as quickly as possible. When confronted by an authority, say absolutely nothing and I MEAN NOTHING. and if they place you under arrest (very unlikely) you give them your name, DOB and address and not a single further shred of info and get a lawyer, if they ask you questions like what are you doing? why is your pants down?.. don't be a smart ass and say something like "well it is a massage parlour"... just say nothing. Also, discreetly record the interaction.
9. Make it a reward -
Many punters have different reasons for punting: don't like porn, lack of other hobbies... whatever. just don't turn it into an addiction that bankrupts you and control your participation. Make it something you do fortnightly, monthly or when you reach a goal at work...... and not "when ever I am bored" otherwise just like a porn addiction it can be addictive as smoking cigarettes and start affecting other things in your life in negative ways.