What’s your worst punting experience?

[WolvingWolf]

We’re you rushed, did you pull out and see blood on the fucking condom, or did you finish earlier than you’d have liked to, so she sent you on your merry way long before your time was up?

What was your worst experience?

[Mr Pineapple]

I was at Diamonds Forever i think names changed now in GUildford Milatary rd.
Only had the 1 girl to choose, tall leggy asian which i was excited for with a killer body it was dark and i saw the face was average but alas i just wanted to root.
I remember she had these big bolt ons and i begged her to let me cum on them for my first shot which she obliged.
But as we warmed up for the 2nd round i noticed she wasnt getting wet and her pussy felt so dry and tiny, no way i was going to get my fat cock in that. We played we touched, she blew up covered and then i tried my harder to penetrate her but to no avail even with lube it was very tight to fuck and we couldn't.

Years after actually days after i put 2 and 2 together and the combination of tall, average/uglier face/fake huge bolt ons and manufactured pussy i believe i may have spent an hour with a ladyboy!

Ah well u live and u learn!

Havent been back there since, that place used to be the bomb before covid, $150 an hour and a guarantee of 4/5 women lineup from as early as 10.30am

[Zenxxx]

Smelly/bad tasting pussy that made me want to vomit. Out of courtesy i continued DATY for at least a few good minutes holding my breath and taking small licks to show just enough interest to not give away signs of disgust.

[Meng]

We’re you rushed, did you pull out and see blood on the fucking condom, or did you finish earlier than you’d have liked to, so she sent you on your merry way long before your time was up?

What was your worst experience?

Had to be at 533 Willoughby.

http://www.aus99forum.com/showthread.php?120502-Amy-I-felt-really-dirty-afterwards-but-hey-160-per-hour-lol

Literally felt dirty afterwards.

[softdrink.pp]

Shared it here: http://www.aus99forum.com/showthread.php?104036-18y-old-australian-nepalese-legend/page4

[Pattyherb]

When i was cumming, the ML stuck her finger right up my ass

[asam46]

So, my local shopping centre had a traditional Chinese massage place that would do HJ extras. Maybe it still does, but I’m never going to visit and find out…

The shop is small, and not at the back somewhere, it’s right in the middle of the centre. The massage booths just have a curtain, and side walls, they don’t go to the roof or anything, and the shopping centre is quiet, so you wouldn’t want to be too noisy.

Anyway, one day I go there, since I’m a big believer in supporting local businesses and trying new experiences. I walk and and say hi to the manager, get shown to a booth, and a couple of minutes later a cute little Chinese girl walks in, nice smile, shy a little bit, and I’m thinking to myself - wow, this should be great.

Sadly the shop closed before I could return. When it reopened with a new name I was excited to see what I might get on my second visit, hopefully the same girl. The new manager greeted me excitedly, smiling and happy as I was enthusiastically shown to the booth. I do love great customers service, and I was full of hope and expectation.

It struck me when the masseuse walked in that maybe this was a family business, so the manager’s grandmother was helping out for the day. She may have been 70, but probably older. She was smiling and excited like her grandson. I was fearful and silent.

The massage was competent, but the entire time I was somewhat put off by her enthusiasm to massage me and I was kinda dreading what might come next. She really, really wanted to give me extras. Really. And cheaply too! None of this $50 NHJ nonsense. I could have had it for a $20. I could probably have had everything for $50, judging by her keenness.

I have had massages from girls I wasn’t into, but you can still close your eyes, think of someone pretty, and enjoy yourself somewhat, but I didn’t trust myself to be able to do that in this case, especially if somehow she became undressed during part 2.

I declined extras, she was visibly disappointed, and I fled. I didn’t enter a massage shop for a long time after that.

[Punt2Win]

When i was cumming, the ML stuck her finger right up my ass

You lucky chap!

[Smack]

[QUOTE=WolvingWolf;3302305]We’re you rushed, did you pull out and see blood on the fucking condom, or did you finish earlier than you’d have liked to, so she sent you on your merry way long before your time was up?

What was your worst experience?[/QUOT

[Smack]

Last time at 533 Willoughby

[Elbortomorton]

Maybe it’s just me but I would have paid the extras and smashed the granny lol

I have no morals

[WolvingWolf]

When i was cumming, the ML stuck her finger right up my ass

I said Worst Experience!

[asam46]

Maybe it’s just me but I would have paid the extras and smashed the granny lol

I have no morals

Haha, if it happens again I’ll be sure to send you her WeChat

[WolvingWolf]

Had to be at 533 Willoughby.

http://www.aus99forum.com/showthread.php?120502-Amy-I-felt-really-dirty-afterwards-but-hey-160-per-hour-lol

Literally felt dirty afterwards.

I read your review, and my god that sounds disgusting. An old saggy hag bouncing on you as you try and figure out which lump of flesh were her titties or her rolls of fat. Doggy couldn’t have been any better. I’ve gone doggy on some fat chicks and sometimes you don’t know where their ass ends and their back begins! Would’ve been worse for you as she was old and yuck. You TOFTT there Meng🫡

[Mojo]

Smelly/bad tasting pussy that made me want to vomit. Out of courtesy i continued DATY for at least a few good minutes holding my breath and taking small licks to show just enough interest to not give away signs of disgust.

+1, I went to Jingle Bells and totally forget her name but it reeked. Instant soft on and I had to resort to massage to use up the remaining time.
Second place is really bad breath or smokers breath.

[Meng]

I read your review, and my god that sounds disgusting. An old saggy hag bouncing on you as you try and figure out which lump of flesh were her titties or her rolls of fat. Doggy couldn’t have been any better. I’ve gone doggy on some fat chicks and sometimes you don’t know where their ass ends and their back begins! Would’ve been worse for you as she was old and yuck. You TOFTT there Meng🫡

Not to mention I got sent to the dilapidated back building that looked like it was about to collapse. From what another punter said that building is condemned and they shouldn't of been operating in there.


yeah, up the stairs to the right. Used to be 2 rooms and a combined laundry/storeroom/shower that you would use if you were allocated one of those rooms. Think the council made them close off those rooms a few years ago, but they still sneak the odd customer in there when it's busy.

533 is definitely an acquired taste. I am sure there are plenty of lurkers on here that are regulars but wouldn't share what goes on there, especially on this PG forum, I know I am reluctant to.

[UncagedAlex]

My worst experiences have almost all been at full service places rather than massage places, where sometimes you get a girl who insists on a long shower before and after, tries to get you off as quickly as possible even when that’s not what you want, and is desperate for a tip even if you aren’t interested in any of the extras she offers.

[critical brain mass]

Stank pussy is probably the worst. Doesn’t matter how hot the girl is or how good the service is.

Even if you don’t do daty once u cop a whif it tends the permeate the air and the rooms aren’t well ventilated. Instant boner killer.

[Pattyherb]

I once bought a girl home from tinder that's had a terrible smelling pussy. She was super friendly, and really easy, had lots of drinks so I became suspicious since she was like a 8.5/10.
When I got home and her pants came off I finally knew why, I immediately said I can't do this. And she acted normal and went home soon after with no dramas like she was expecting it.
I couldn't have sex for a while or eat asian food for a bit as it was traumatising in a way,

[Geoff the playboy]

Smelly/bad tasting pussy that made me want to vomit. Out of courtesy i continued DATY for at least a few good minutes holding my breath and taking small licks to show just enough interest to not give away signs of disgust.

You do know they are not your girlfriend ��

[11Bravo]

Really? If it doesn't include sirens, either LE or medical personnel, a court appearance, explosions, or a mob, then how bad was it really?

I think the punter who got mugged while trying to find his private might disagree with the above posts.

GEESH.

[Ned]

Coppers turned up doing an immigration search. I was going hammer n tong till my time was up in case her time was up

[Hedonisticfun]

We’re you rushed, did you pull out and see blood on the fucking condom, or did you finish earlier than you’d have liked to, so she sent you on your merry way long before your time was up?

What was your worst experience?

http://www.aus99forum.com/showthread.php?138888-Punting-nightmare-got-shat-on ... mine just recently ( Mid January)

[Oosuki]

Just posted mine here:

http://www.aus99forum.com/showthread.php?139227-Funny-story

Can't say it's my worst since I got a good massage out of it...

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[Abs90]

Smelly/bad tasting pussy that made me want to vomit. Out of courtesy i continued DATY for at least a few good minutes holding my breath and taking small licks to show just enough interest to not give away signs of disgust.
The bad taste is usually the left over cum from their bfs cream pie earlier that morning

[Elbortomorton]

I hope so I’ll make sure to do a after report haha

[themort]

Girls with stinky pussies need to go get treated for BV, good treatments at the chemist now for it and over 30 it's gonna happen with anybody sexually active.

Lube, condoms etc don't help with it.

[SlippinJimmy]

Reg in Melbourne after her period the stench was so bad I flopped and couldn't finish, never went back.

Another time a bitch promise me the world during a lineup then was like a split 🪓 personality in the room suddenly demanding extras for everything. To my credit I got dressed and demanded a refund

[BabyWolfBangBangBang]

Girls with stinky pussies need to go get treated for BV, good treatments at the chemist now for it and over 30 it's gonna happen with anybody sexually active.

Lube, condoms etc don't help with it.

Is it to do with been sexually active and age?

Or your diet as well including smoking and vaping

[Niceguy11]

Reg in Melbourne after her period the stench was so bad I flopped and couldn't finish, never went back.

Another time a bitch promise me the world during a lineup then was like a split 🪓 personality in the room suddenly demanding extras for everything. To my credit I got dressed and demanded a refund

The same thing happened to me. Was seeing a regular for the most part of about 2 years until one day changed to doggy and it stank. This wasn't the first time. It happened twice and on the third time, I never went back. She was great everytime but that stench really ended it for me. It was bad.

[11Bravo]

This is why I don't take the question seriously. Happened across an ANCIENT post the other day, had forgotten all about it. For those with ADHD, those who think TikTok's are novels, anything over a SHORT paragraph that DOESN'T include "name, rank, serial number, DOB" is wasted time - don't click, or just scroll (you do know how to scroll, right), to the bottom where the conclusion is.

Yes, it's LONG: a long way away, a long time ago, a LONG read. While the methodology is different (bar FL's), the point will always be valid (well, spoiler alert: no sirens, no court appearance, no mob, no explosions).

http://www.internationalsexguide.nl/forum/showthread.php?2396-2005-Dubai-Archived-Reports&p=368207&viewfull=1#post368207

[Niceguy11]

Girls with stinky pussies need to go get treated for BV, good treatments at the chemist now for it and over 30 it's gonna happen with anybody sexually active.

Lube, condoms etc don't help with it.

Honestly bro, stinking pussies are the worst. That putrid stench especially in doggy. Making me sick thinking about it

[Abracadabra]

Ugh....shared it hear a few times....try to forget.

Circa 2010
Singapore
Ethiopian girl
Hotel room
Heavy period
Scene from a murder
Hard to get her outta the room
Housekeeping not impressed
And neither was I!!

[Roydemeo]

Ugh....shared it hear a few times....try to forget.

Circa 2010
Singapore
Ethiopian girl
Hotel room
Heavy period
Scene from a murder
Hard to get her outta the room
Housekeeping not impressed
And neither was I!!

That is fucked up haha

[Abracadabra]

That is fucked up haha

Mate, it was 2am and they had to bring in a new mattress!

[themort]

Is it to do with been sexually active and age?

This definitely. Worse with 30+ and into 40s more common. Probably more common with girls who CIM but condoms, lube, excessive washing all contribute. The small is impossible to miss. They need to abstain for a few days and use a pessary and it goes away.


Or your diet as well including smoking and vaping

Not to my knowledge, it's all about the hoo-ha

[17012430]

Had a few…

Thailand - drunk girl said 2500 short time then wanted 4000 and started kicking me. Gave her the 4k to leave and wouldn’t, had to call hotel reception. Started getting kicked in the lobby. Receptionist told me to go find a bar in town and chill out for a few hours in case she called the police. Seen her years later on beach road looking a lot worse for wear.

Saigon princess - http://www.aus99forum.com/showthread.php?125094-Kimmy-absolute-rip-off

Had an experience at Ginza but promised the guy at reception I wouldn’t say anything about it. The girl doesn’t work there anymore but reception gave me a full refund and handled the situation very professionally.

[Bangers1111]

Had to be at 533 Willoughby.

http://www.aus99forum.com/showthread.php?120502-Amy-I-felt-really-dirty-afterwards-but-hey-160-per-hour-lol

Literally felt dirty afterwards.

Amy is not a bad punt, she is a busy girl by all accounts at 533. That room is atrocious though. I would put it down to that.
After reading some of your AR's, I don't think 533, or the majority of budget brothels are the place for you.

[SiberianKhatru98]

Moral of these stories is to have the willpower to walk away when things get smelly

[Pattyherb]

Moral of these stories is to have the willpower to walk away when things get smelly

That's why it's no honey, no money.

Walking away from a punt when you already paid them

[Meng]

Amy is not a bad punt, she is a busy girl by all accounts at 533. That room is atrocious though. I would put it down to that.
After reading some of your AR's, I don't think 533, or the majority of budget brothels are the place for you.

Yea I realised that. It was out of sheer curiosity since along that area is somewhere I pass by to work all the time so I was curious and tried that massage joint and obviously 533. Both horrible punts. Never again going to stick to my good ol shops.

[rooter]

Worst punting experience for me was not punting.
That sucked!
Actually it didn't suck ... and it didn't BBBJ, and it didn't DFK, and it didn't DATY, and it didn't pussy slide, and it didn't 69, and it didn't CIM ...

[MindTheGap]

Worst is paying upfront and getting mediocre service

Once had a SB empty my wallet when I was in the shower. She did a runner and then blocked me everywhere so could not trace her. Took 600 from my wallet.

[Pattyherb]

Worst is paying upfront and getting mediocre service

Once had a SB empty my wallet when I was in the shower. She did a runner and then blocked me everywhere so could not trace her. Took 600 from my wallet.

May have been wise to report that to the police.

[rooter]

Oh and another bad one was I was so high and feeling good and in a daze and in a cloud after a punt I got hit by a dude on an electric bike on Belvoir St Surry Hills

[11Bravo]

Worst is paying upfront and getting mediocre service
So what's the difference between [paying upfront and getting mediocre service] and [getting mediocre service and paying after]?

I've always paid in full, whether before or after, even if some specs were not met (e.g., BBBJ becomes CBJ, she was a starfish, etc.) Pay AFTER ONLY works when everyone does. Only in the most severe cases do I cut the payment, and the only thing that comes to mind is when LT becomes ST, and I'm NOT talking MINUTES ("Oh, I paid for 60, got 45"; nah, that's a yellow, not a red). I just don't repeat, and write an AR (which, here, would seem to be especially damaging... baa baa baa).

Simp? Not me. I just understand that if you start throwing ticky-tac reasons why you're not paying the full amount after, don't be surprised when you start being asked to pay before. Likewise, those of your heritage. Because word does get passed... IME.

[Ron the rimmer]

My worst punting experience was meeting Angela at MAC lol

[Double_Adapter]

The entire punting and rub 'n tug scene is in desperate need of an overhaul. The current modus operandi has become stale, predictable and is riddled with risks and opportunistic agendas. Whilst we can all appreciate the pros and cons of paying before or paying after the service, both methods come with their own set of issues and risks for punter and provider - simply put the system is fucked, the system is broken, it’s flawed, outdated, and in need of serious reform.

Why can't you fucken pay 50% upfront and the remaining 50% after the service has been delivered - a best of both worlds approach.
How about a get now pay later, or a lay-by credit system - it might work but it would need some serious thought, planning and control mechanisms to make the shit work; regardless of the aforementioned something needs to be done as this shit ain't fucken sustainable in the long run.

[Jack-Jack]

its gonna take some thing special to top the AR where the punter got shat on .... literally - talking about the cherry on top

both than that id say hygiene of the venue of the girl and really bad skin condition that the shop was not wary

nothing worst than a pussy that smells like that swedish fish that comes in a can....

[Niceguy11]

Worst is paying upfront and getting mediocre service

Once had a SB empty my wallet when I was in the shower. She did a runner and then blocked me everywhere so could not trace her. Took 600 from my wallet.

Bro that sucks. Nothing worse than someone taking $$ out of your wallet. My biggest thing is never taking my wallet with me as the WL's can look through your stuff if you don't have a shower together.

[Punt2Win]

Worst thing is when they won’t see you again because of your shitty use of italics, bold, caps, acronyms and stupid Americanisms!

That's the worst right there.

[mylovelypenis]

Penny's Enmore. fucked a granny for $80. Horrific Just as bad a Billys shop. (slightly cleaner!)

[Pattyherb]

Penny's Enmore. fucked a granny for $80. Horrific Just as bad a Billys shop. (slightly cleaner!)

A bargain is a bargain.

Has that place gotten better now? Prices on their website seem resonable. But, I never trust the age or photos

[Roydemeo]

Penny's Enmore. fucked a granny for $80. Horrific Just as bad a Billys shop. (slightly cleaner!)

lol I did a granny there too once.
Was after 10,000 beers too so I couldn’t cum quick and had to just give it to her for ages.

[11Bravo]

The entire punting and rub 'n tug scene is in desperate need of an overhaul. The current modus operandi has become stale, predictable and is riddled with risks and opportunistic agendas. Whilst we can all appreciate the pros and cons of paying before or paying after the service, both methods come with their own set of issues and risks for punter and provider - simply put the system is fucked, the system is broken, it’s flawed, outdated, and in need of serious reform.

Why can't you fucken pay 50% upfront and the remaining 50% after the service has been delivered - a best of both worlds approach.
How about a get now pay later, or a lay-by credit system - it might work but it would need some serious thought, planning and control mechanisms to make the shit work; regardless of the aforementioned something needs to be done as this shit ain't fucken sustainable in the long run.

Nah, just don't see it. Pay after IS the gold standard. It's worked for me for decades, not only here but offshore. Continues to do so.

The trouble here is the methodology doesn't allow for a "meet and greet", to gauge her attitude towards YOU and what she'll be providing to YOU before you adjourn to the room. Given you're talking (30, 45, 60, MAYBE 90) minute time-slices, not worth it. That's the trouble with assembly lines. Then you have the lookie-lous and the whiners... In a situation where SHE can say "NO", the whining would be deafening.

So, it's an hour of your precious time, and some coin from your pocket for some entertainment. Like going to the casino, it's a gamble. In a casino, the house always wins. Here, you learn to count cards, you improve your odds. Trouble here is that many want a guaranteed winner rather than understanding it's simply some entertainment. Myself, I just look for someone I find attractive in some way, concentrating on the positive, not the negative, and check the most important thing: attitude. Attitude assessment might only be possible after a test drive, so I take the risk for potential future gain.

Status Quo: works for me.

[1inchguy]

Does it still count as mediocre service if I still cum?
I had few bad ones but I manage to cum anyway like starfish girls. No emotion at all to crappy massages and jackhammer hand jobs but worst ones would be not be able to come at all, the girl was tired (she looked young earliy 20s) she didn't put in any effort she even fell asleep.
So I just got up and left. . This was a morning session aswell.
I end up booking an evening session somewhere else

[Punt2Win]

Does it still count as mediocre service if I still cum?
I had few bad ones but I manage to cum anyway like starfish girls. No emotion at all to crappy massages and jackhammer hand jobs but worst ones would be not be able to come at all, the girl was tired (she looked young earliy 20s) she didn't put in any effort she even fell asleep.
So I just got up and left. . This was a morning session aswell.
I end up booking an evening session somewhere else

Falling asleep while being fucked? That's a new one!

[zylon]

Had one where she needed a break and pretended to sleep. Awkward to wake her up.

[Axeman123]

Was years ago at Top Ryde,"62. (yes 62 Blaxland Rd). Rumoured to be owned by none other than Benny Elias. Any way was getting a blowie by a lady I wasn't convinced about. Sure enough her wig came off. My suspicions were right, she was a he. I apologised n left carrying my shoes.

[Abracadabra]

Was years ago at Top Ryde,"62. (yes 62 Blaxland Rd). Rumoured to be owned by none other than Benny Elias. Any way was getting a blowie by a lady I wasn't convinced about. Sure enough her wig came off. My suspicions were right, she was a he. I apologised n left carrying my shoes.

FMD
Adds to the more recent conjecture about TR massage ...

[Axeman123]

FMD
Adds to the more recent conjecture about TR massage ... Just so there is no misguided confusion (on my part) 62 Top Ryde was opposite the Royal Hotel in an old block of units. It's been redeveloped since . Koi dessert bar is on the street level.

[Abracadabra]

Just so there is no misguided confusion (on my part) 62 Top Ryde was opposite the Royal Hotel in an old block of units. It's been redeveloped since . Koi dessert bar is on the street level.

Yeah, sorry, I was generalizing....

I know where you mean quite well and never knew there was a shop located there.

[Pattyherb]

Was years ago at Top Ryde,"62. (yes 62 Blaxland Rd). Rumoured to be owned by none other than Benny Elias. Any way was getting a blowie by a lady I wasn't convinced about. Sure enough her wig came off. My suspicions were right, she was a he. I apologised n left carrying my shoes.
123929

Should I call you mista?

[Ron the rimmer]

Are you sure it want Benny?

[rooter]

shower faucet fell off water gushing everywhere but I was thinking quickly stuck my small but very hard dick in the pipe to stop the water flow then blocked my nose and squeezed my anus very tight and blocked my ears with my fingers water crisis temporarily avoided bought us enough time to fix the broken shower nozzle then got a relaxing BBBJ as the warm shower water flowed all over us punting is an extreme water sport

[Axeman123]

Are you sure it want Benny? No doubt that that is what was "RUMOURED". True or not I don't know. This was back in late 80's early 90's.

[pocket rocket]

Was years ago at Top Ryde,"62. (yes 62 Blaxland Rd). Rumoured to be owned by none other than Benny Elias. Any way was getting a blowie by a lady I wasn't convinced about. Sure enough her wig came off. My suspicions were right, she was a he. I apologised n left carrying my shoes.

So was that Benny Elias with a wig on giving you a BJ ?????.

[pocket rocket]

So was that Benny Elias with a wig on giving you a BJ ?????.

OK, just read the post above ....... sorry for the same smart-ass question

[Axeman123]

So was that Benny Elias with a wig on giving you a BJ ?????. Definitely not. In hindsight I initially thought the lady was dealing with cancer treatment 'cause I could tell it was a wig. I was pretty green back then. Not Benny though I'd seen him punched out by Mario many times.

[Viktorius69]

I think mine was probably when I started punting and was making the bookings while blind drunk after the pub on backpage/crackers. And what I thought was a hot Russian model turned out to be Russian yes, but the model was a Tesla Cybertruck 3000t kerbside. The type you wouldn't accept as a uber driver as it'll cost you more in gas to lug her around the 5km block than the fare you'd get for it.

I was invited to join the Board of Greenpeace the next morning for saving the beached whale, but it was a rough morning.. Taught me a lesson in drinking & punting