Recommendations for Busty Icelandic girls with one leg and a eye patch

[Bed Wrecker]

Hi All, I am visiting Brisbane this weekend.
Looking for a busty icelandic girl with one leg and an eye patch.
Must be able to hum Beethovens ninth in G Sharp while sucking me off
Either ML/WL
Not fussy.

[Holdan427]

Very good

I guess you want to pay fuck all for this pleasure

[Bed Wrecker]

Very good

I guess you want to pay fuck all for this pleasure
No way man. I will pay 10s of dollars for this experience, but these girls are a dime a dozen in Sydney

[APuntingwewillgo]

ive got one in mind, dm me

[Reverend Lovejoy]

Hi All, I am visiting Brisbane this weekend.
Looking for a busty icelandic girl with one leg and an eye patch.
Must be able to hum Beethovens ninth in G Sharp while sucking me off
Either ML/WL
Not fussy.

If you have a tug with your eyes closed while listening to Bjork sing, you could save yourself $10.

[VFlowers]

Hi All, I am visiting Brisbane this weekend.
Looking for a busty icelandic girl with one leg and an eye patch.
Must be able to hum Beethovens ninth in G Sharp while sucking me off
Either ML/WL
Not fussy.

You're a total perv!
Beethoven's 9th sounds terrible in G sharp.

[drunk-as-a-punk]

there are quite a few that match this description at afew chermside shops
youll need to be more specific

[Licketysplit]

[QUOTE=Bed Wrecker;3302499]Hi All, I am visiting Brisbane this weekend.
Looking for a busty icelandic girl with one leg and an eye patch.
Must be able to hum Beethovens ninth in G Sharp while sucking me off
Either ML/WL
Not fussy.

Lots of these girls around but they all think they have diamond pussy’s. They charge so much, it is not like the old days when they were $50 for bare back rimming and DATY. Save your money and head down to Sydney where you can get 3 for the price of one. YMMV. P.S Any intel on the girls at UQ and if they are in to old men for free?

[Bed Wrecker]

ive got one in mind, dm me
She sounds great, but she is missing the left leg. I would prefer a missing right leg.
Sorry i wasnt more clear

You're a total perv!
Beethoven's 9th sounds terrible in G sharp.
Monster.
How can i imagine Beethovens 9th meshed with Nirvanas Smells Like Teen Spirit while getting a blowie if its not in G Sharp Major?
Some people.


there are quite a few that match this description at afew chermside shops
youll need to be more specific
They are from Denmark and Norway pretending to be Icelandic.
One was wearing a fake eye patch too and only had C Cups ffs.

This isnt some kind of farce, i need an answer before the weekend.

[Johnnyinnurendo]

Þetta reddast! I have faith you'll find your spikfeitt parmaskinka...
But remember, 'margur verður af aurum api'.