Walking time bomb

[Workiereyes]

I am so frustrated right now. I went for a relaxing massage in the inner wesr. All went well, offered body slide, hj and spanish (paid 1 pineapple). The rest is history but went down hill. After doing spanish with me, I asked the ML to lie down and will dry hump her thighs, then we did a pussy slide. She asked me if I want to fuck her bareback. We did just for 5 pump and that’s it. Now I’m frustrated about what to happen in the next couple of days or weeks. What should I do?
She’s an ABK ml.

[jedibear]

Sorry to break it to you bro, your dick might rot off and your balls will shrivel...

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[Kiki kong]

Your dick will start with turning pink... then purple and then black... and then it will fall off..

Although you still get to keep your balls.

[Workiereyes]

Do you know when should i do the testing?

[Kiryu0]

That's it, it's over for you. You are now forever infected with a brain rotting disease!

But seriously, pretty sure there's plenty of these threads already with people having a quick pump bareback and mow they are afraid of what had happened. You've been on this forum for a long time now, you should be able to find these threads....

[hornedbeast]

Relax dude... minimal exposure (5 pump). Monitor and if symptoms evident consider testing through GP

[Williamson1]

Just joking……..
Go to doctor and early check then don’t punt anywhere until clearance

[Workiereyes]

Should I wait for two weeks for the check?

[jedibear]

U got to practice abstinence now, off to the monastery

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[Pattyherb]

Always use a condom for everything even a bj. I don't understand how punters do this? Then you walk out, worry free.

Try having a wank in the shower that morning or atleast a few hour before. Clears the head so you don't make stupid decisions and you last longer too. I once went to a punt without waking off for about 5 days... I came in 5 mins and had her in a porn star position from being ao horny... not good, waste of money. I actually had to talk to her for the rest of that time with a shitty head and foot massage.

[HiredGoon]

Just go to a gp and get tested and abstain until you get a negative result.

[wilisno]

Don’t worry, you might still see Christmas this year. ;) ;) ;)

[jedibear]

For a guy who was always asking about pussyslides, OP is incredibly scared of bbfs. It's almost the same bloody risk

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[1inchguy]

I am so frustrated right now. I went for a relaxing massage in the inner wesr. All went well, offered body slide, hj and spanish (paid 1 pineapple). The rest is history but went down hill. After doing spanish with me, I asked the ML to lie down and will dry hump her thighs, then we did a pussy slide. She asked me if I want to fuck her bareback. We did just for 5 pump and that’s it. Now I’m frustrated about what to happen in the next couple of days or weeks. What should I do?
She’s an ABK ml.

you'll be fine,
As long you didnt go 6 pumps, then you'll be in trouble. Never go more than 6 pumps

[11Bravo]

Don’t worry, you might still see Christmas this year. ;) ;) ;)

LOL................

[woodland]

Get tested after 2 -3 weeks.
Are you getting any fever or flu symptoms now?
chances are you'll be fine. but yeah, i understand how anxious it would be for the next month.
you can rule out chlamydia if you don't get any discharge in 1 weeks time

[17012430]

Praying for you bro

[jedibear]

you'll be fine,
As long you didnt go 6 pumps, then you'll be in trouble. Never go more than 6 pumps5.5 to be exact...half a pump more and his dick would have fallen off then and there

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[areola]

Don't stress it. You could always pump your Vit C supplements to boost your immune system. Get tested in a couple of weeks. Whats ABK btw?

[Punt2Win]

how do u cum in just 5 pumps?

[Supersmashbros]

Need to stick to the 4 pump limit rule to be safe.

[jedibear]

how do u cum in just 5 pumps?He had a pussyslide, so was probably super excited and popping by the time he had his 5th pump...

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[ColesBag]

Start looking at schools in the Inner West for your soon to be child. Hope this helps.

[jedibear]

Start looking at schools in the Inner West for your soon to be child. Hope this helps.Old mate should start buying a ring too...gotta get down on that knee [emoji6]

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[11Bravo]

Don't worry, you have 10 months before your penis shrivels up... That's when you get hit with her paternity lawsuit for 18 YEARS of child support. That's worst case. Best case? It'll only shrivel up for a couple of months as you go through the legal process, paying for your lawyer.

[Double_Adapter]

Hope you get well soon bro....here are some flowers to cheer you up

126301

[Supersmashbros]

I know of a good child care centre that can provide good rates, if you need someone to look after the little one in future while you are occupied with working/punting.

[keebab]

Thoughts and prayers bro. Hopefully you can make 6 pumps next time.

[keebab]

Hope you get well soon bro....here are some flowers to cheer you up

126301

I love how this community rallies in support of a fallen brother.

Brings a tear to my eye.

[Zimmermann]

you'll be fine,
As long you didnt go 6 pumps, then you'll be in trouble. Never go more than 6 pumps
Would be scary if 5 pumps all in right?
Should be safe if half way in

[Icegodofhungary]

Hope you get well soon bro....here are some flowers to cheer you up

126301

Lol, talk about 'say it with flowers' ...

[Workiereyes]

how do u cum in just 5 pumps?

I did not cum. I go in for like 4 seconds!

[Asiandaddy]

I did not cum. I go in for like 4 seconds!

Dude!! 4 seconds is way too long and way tooo risky. Rule of thumb is to stay under 2.507 seconds and you will 100% be safe.

Take it from me. I'm Mr safety

Lmaooooo

[GoldfishMan]

Rofl, this thread is too funny! FMD, you guys...

[Double_Adapter]

Dude!! 4 seconds is way too long and way tooo risky. Rule of thumb is to stay under 2.507 seconds and you will 100% be safe.


Agree

The 3 second rule is so fucken universal and literally appplies to everything in life!

In basketball an offensive player cannot remain in the restricted area for more than 3 seconds while his team has control of the ball.

Food that is dropped on the ground is safe to eat if picked up within 3 seconds of contact with the floor.

For nasty toilet smells flushing within 3 seconds after dropping a big smelly load eliminates nasty odors.

Maintain 3 seconds between your car and the car in front of you to avoid rear-end collisions.

If you spot a chick you fancy and want to chat her up, you have 3 seconds to approach her - any longer and you'll psych yourself out.

To click with a hot chick maintain continuous eye contact with her for at least 3 seconds, any longer and you'll come across as creepy and/or icky

If you go in raw pull out within 3 seconds and the risk of catching an STD/STI is reduced.

[Massdebator]

Agree

The 3 second rule is so fucken universal and literally appplies to everything in life!

In basketball an offensive player cannot remain in the restricted area for more than 3 seconds while his team has control of the ball.

Food that is dropped on the ground is safe to eat if picked up within 3 seconds of contact with the floor.

For nasty toilet smells flushing within 3 seconds after dropping a big smelly load eliminates nasty odors.

Maintain 3 seconds between your car and the car in front of you to avoid rear-end collisions.

If you spot a chick you fancy and want to chat her up, you have 3 seconds to approach her - any longer and you'll psych yourself out.

To click with a hot chick maintain continuous eye contact with her for at least 3 seconds, any longer and you'll come across as creepy and/or icky

If you go in raw pull out within 3 seconds and the risk of catching an STD/STI is reduced.

Yepp i know of these rules.
They teach you these at the end of highschool and it's also on the HSC exams.

I mean everyone should know right?

[Workiereyes]

The gp told me that there is a very very low chance to catch something, but still I went in for the test. Will come back 3 weeks after to see my results.

[tezzaman18]

The GP knows what he's talking about. Besides you probably look like a decent character otherwise you would not have been offered BBFS. Just stick to the reputable shops.

Afterall we all want to have a great time. Some basic hygiene rules for yourself. Wash your dick properly. Drink a decent amount of water beforehand so you can have a good pee after that . Lol.


The gp told me that there is a very very low chance to catch something, but still I went in for the test. Will come back 3 weeks after to see my results.

[jedibear]

The gp told me that there is a very very low chance to catch something, but still I went in for the test. Will come back 3 weeks after to see my results.*shock* your dick is still attached?

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[Workiereyes]

Yes. 100% correct

[Sunnyhot]

Yes. 100% correct
Bro thanks for sharing but please don’t punt until you are clear.

[FIFO]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

This has got to be one of the best reads on this forum

[Workiereyes]

I came out clean. Thanks very much for all the responses!

[jedibear]

Happy for you man. No more raw dogging

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[Hedonisticfun]

I came out clean. Thanks very much for all the responses!

Just curious , did you go for a test the next day or some time after like 2-3 weeks ? Yep have done same myself on a few occassions now , pumped without a condom (and shot inside) with some regret later but haven*t had any issues . The feeling is great admittedly but I know it is very risky for STDs.

[ironmonk]

pussyslide is also a risk. just accept the fact that you'll get something sooner or later.

Unless you never punt or leave your room. Then you'll be 100% clean for sure

[pmmeyourknee_]

You have to wait 2-3 weeks, and then another test after 3 months. It's only been 3 weeks, you passed the first one.

But, she's an ML, not a WL. She's also ABK so she's local. Clearly she doesn't offer this to everyone. Low risks IMO. You'll be fine :)

[ricki]

Better to cut off the pp before the infection spreads.

[Workiereyes]

You have to wait 2-3 weeks, and then another test after 3 months. It's only been 3 weeks, you passed the first one.

But, she's an ML, not a WL. She's also ABK so she's local. Clearly she doesn't offer this to everyone. Low risks IMO. You'll be fine :)

I'll be back in June for the testing. The GP also told me not to worry because the risk is very low, maybe 1 in 10,000 person. The ML really insisted me to go in and my little guy did the rest and all became history, NEVER AGAIN. :thirst:

[Workiereyes]

Also I keep getting private messages asking who she was! :surprise: Are you not afraid of contacting anything or you might spread it to her if you are an asymptomatic of some sort.

[pmmeyourknee_]

Also I keep getting private messages asking who she was! :surprise: Are you not afraid of contacting anything or you might spread it to her if you are an asymptomatic of some sort.

This is why I avoid BBFS in the shops. Lots of sick fuck out there. I know for a fact there are some guys here who hunt for BBFS and PM you for "intel". You can imagine what kind of disease these fuckwits carry. You're mixing your DNA with these guys lol. They must have given up on life, pity.

[anth2426]

I'll be back in June for the testing. The GP also told me not to worry because the risk is very low, maybe 1 in 10,000 person. The ML really insisted me to go in and my little guy did the rest and all became history, NEVER AGAIN. :thirst:

Your GP actually said 1 in 10000??? I’m finding it hard to believe.
5 pumps is still bare dick in pussy.
If it’s true I’m going for 5 pumps next time it’s offered ��