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29-04-2025, 01:07 PM
Saw some positive reviews of this place, and thought I'd give it a try. My experience there was so terrible it inspired me to create an account on here, just so I could vent!
I've been punting for decades, and this joint has some stiff competition but I think it wins the crown of worst R'n'T joint in Sydney.
Thought I'd stray outside the comfort zone and find a new shop, as variety is, as we all know, the spice of life. Did my due diligence and checked out the website for 227, settle on Thai girl Anna, rock up on time, pay the crazed Mama San at the front for an hour (more on her later) and get shown to the first room next to reception. A slim, pretty girl is revealed within (after she unlocks the door, which MS was not at all happy about) and I am feeling fairly satisfied with my choice. She's thin and young and has a pretty face, ticks my usual boxes. I generally discuss options up front these days to avoid sticker shock later, and ask for the full menu. She's got her period and won't do FS, but offers $150 for b2b and blowjob. More than I want to pay, but I was horny and I was there, so I agreed.
Anyway, part one massage is... well, it's shithouse. She rubs me sans oil (pet peeve) and seems to get into a fugue like state where she just presses on a spot for like 2 minutes, then more desultory rubbing, then another spot for 2 minuetes. Like she's trying to shiatsu but has no clue. Occasionally she'll run her fingernails across my skin lightly as a tease but with zero sexiness, just more irritating than anything else.
Meanwhile, out at reception, Mama San uses her outside voice for all inside communications. I know she's loud because I can barely hear the people she's conversing with - and these conversations are CONSTANT. I understand she needs to manage things out there, but jesus, use your inside voice woman! She's scolding customers, scolding her girls, yelling at a plumber, it's like a construction site out there!
Anyway, after about 30 minutes of crap massage, I turn myself over because I sense this girl is not going to move things along, and try to get part two underway. She strips down to her undies (sad face), and she does have a great body, but she doesn't really know how to use what she's been gifted. Her version of B2B is to pretty much avoid all B2B. She then proceeds to give me a CBJ/handjob combo which is amateurish as hell - she barely takes the tip in her mouth she has such a vice like grip on my cock it's like she wants to rip it off. I have to stop her and tell her not so rough, and eventually we get over the line with me playing with her b-cups and her giving what amounts to a kiss job.
There's still 15 minutes on the clock and I ask if she can massage my feet (which are clean and I don't have any issues down there like smell or tinea etc), as the massage before part two has not strayed past the top of my butt. She flat out refuses to rub my feet, then does some more weak as piss rubbing sans oil on my legs before time is up. Not sure I've never been more happy for an hour to be over.
Now some people on here might say I should have asked for my money back or some shit. I personally feel that if you're going to play this game, you have to take your lumps when it doesn't work out and move on with your life. That said, it's nice to be able to come on here and say my piece...
Solid 1/10 experience, will never return to this shop.
As usual, YMMV, some guys probably have this place tagged as their favourite, etc etc. I just know from experience that there are many, many better options out there.
Will write a positive review next time I have a good punt just so you boys no I'm not just a whining cunt.
I've been punting for decades, and this joint has some stiff competition but I think it wins the crown of worst R'n'T joint in Sydney.
Thought I'd stray outside the comfort zone and find a new shop, as variety is, as we all know, the spice of life. Did my due diligence and checked out the website for 227, settle on Thai girl Anna, rock up on time, pay the crazed Mama San at the front for an hour (more on her later) and get shown to the first room next to reception. A slim, pretty girl is revealed within (after she unlocks the door, which MS was not at all happy about) and I am feeling fairly satisfied with my choice. She's thin and young and has a pretty face, ticks my usual boxes. I generally discuss options up front these days to avoid sticker shock later, and ask for the full menu. She's got her period and won't do FS, but offers $150 for b2b and blowjob. More than I want to pay, but I was horny and I was there, so I agreed.
Anyway, part one massage is... well, it's shithouse. She rubs me sans oil (pet peeve) and seems to get into a fugue like state where she just presses on a spot for like 2 minutes, then more desultory rubbing, then another spot for 2 minuetes. Like she's trying to shiatsu but has no clue. Occasionally she'll run her fingernails across my skin lightly as a tease but with zero sexiness, just more irritating than anything else.
Meanwhile, out at reception, Mama San uses her outside voice for all inside communications. I know she's loud because I can barely hear the people she's conversing with - and these conversations are CONSTANT. I understand she needs to manage things out there, but jesus, use your inside voice woman! She's scolding customers, scolding her girls, yelling at a plumber, it's like a construction site out there!
Anyway, after about 30 minutes of crap massage, I turn myself over because I sense this girl is not going to move things along, and try to get part two underway. She strips down to her undies (sad face), and she does have a great body, but she doesn't really know how to use what she's been gifted. Her version of B2B is to pretty much avoid all B2B. She then proceeds to give me a CBJ/handjob combo which is amateurish as hell - she barely takes the tip in her mouth she has such a vice like grip on my cock it's like she wants to rip it off. I have to stop her and tell her not so rough, and eventually we get over the line with me playing with her b-cups and her giving what amounts to a kiss job.
There's still 15 minutes on the clock and I ask if she can massage my feet (which are clean and I don't have any issues down there like smell or tinea etc), as the massage before part two has not strayed past the top of my butt. She flat out refuses to rub my feet, then does some more weak as piss rubbing sans oil on my legs before time is up. Not sure I've never been more happy for an hour to be over.
Now some people on here might say I should have asked for my money back or some shit. I personally feel that if you're going to play this game, you have to take your lumps when it doesn't work out and move on with your life. That said, it's nice to be able to come on here and say my piece...
Solid 1/10 experience, will never return to this shop.
As usual, YMMV, some guys probably have this place tagged as their favourite, etc etc. I just know from experience that there are many, many better options out there.
Will write a positive review next time I have a good punt just so you boys no I'm not just a whining cunt.