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Asmodeus
07-05-2025, 08:37 AM
Has anyone tried this new shop in the valley?
Looks like a good line up but hopeless with communication making it hard to book
https://www.locanto.com.au/brisbane/ID_7316702047/0403-050-737-FORTITUDE-VALLEY-MASSAGE-Grand-Opening.html
Eric_li
07-05-2025, 08:56 PM
a fat girl face looks like a botched filler job — swollen and unnatural. big boobs
Haven’t seen the rest, but happy to hear if anyone’s got it
superintend_h
07-05-2025, 10:32 PM
You must failed to book us, so you decided to leave a fake review. There must be the reason that why you didn’t hear back from us.
Akoop
07-05-2025, 11:07 PM
a fat girl face looks like a botched filler job — swollen and unnatural. big boobs
Haven’t seen the rest, but happy to hear if anyone’s got it
Which one was that? Name?
hornedbeast
08-05-2025, 08:06 AM
Advert deleted. Scam?
Akoop
08-05-2025, 10:58 AM
Advert deleted. Scam?
New ad posted
https://www.locanto.com.au/brisbane/ID_7330069716/0403-050-737-FORTITUDE-VALLEY-MASSAGE-Grand-Opening.html
BasilFaulty
08-05-2025, 11:55 AM
I think that may be Hazel. Others appear to be better. I’ll let you know when I’ve been back.
Asmodeus
08-05-2025, 01:36 PM
New ad posted
https://www.locanto.com.au/brisbane/ID_7330069716/0403-050-737-FORTITUDE-VALLEY-MASSAGE-Grand-Opening.html
See how long the add stays up this time...
If the line up is as good as the add all they need to do is improve communication so punters can actually make a booking. Replying the next day doesn't help.
BasilFaulty
09-05-2025, 12:28 PM
It would be better venue if they had access through the back steps. Very exposed while yiu are waiting at the front door.
BasilFaulty
09-05-2025, 12:34 PM
It would be better venue if they had access through the back steps. Very exposed while yiu are waiting at the front door.
superintend_h
09-05-2025, 01:04 PM
The shop isn’t located at the exposed spot.😊
superintend_h
10-05-2025, 11:56 AM
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The shop isn’t located at the exposed spot.😊
hornedbeast
10-05-2025, 02:44 PM
We all love a bit of back entrance play lol
Csgxtc
12-05-2025, 08:09 PM
The back entrance will be open starting from the next week, as per your request. 😊
Thank you for listening. This is an important feature for discerning punters that prefer some privacy.
Can you please explain why you aren’t open on Sundays? No criticism, just wondering. Thank you!
JJBeck
12-05-2025, 09:51 PM
Photo real or representative of the girls?
BrisbaneSwede
13-05-2025, 04:04 AM
Wonder if this is Queens 9 rebranded?
superintend_h
13-05-2025, 05:24 AM
See how long the add stays up this time...
If the line up is as good as the add all they need to do is improve communication so punters can actually make a booking. Replying the next day doesn't help.
We're handling lots of returning clients at the moment, so we couldn't have much chance to reply to new clients.
But we’ll accept your feedback and make improvements for sure.❣️
Csgxtc
15-05-2025, 10:30 PM
The back entrance will be open starting from the next week, as per your request. 😊
Swung by today but looked like the back door wasn’t operating yet.
Csgxtc
03-06-2025, 09:51 PM
We're handling lots of returning clients at the moment, so we couldn't have much chance to reply to new clients.
But we’ll accept your feedback and make improvements for sure.❣️
Hey Boss Lady! Do you have a link to your Locanto ad that has the daily roster or have you stopped putting it out?
Also, is there a back entry yet?
Thank you 😍
Hey Boss Lady! Do you have a link to your Locanto ad that has the daily roster or have you stopped putting it out?
Also, is there a back entry yet?
Thank you
I'm not the boss lady. But here's their Locanto username link:
https://www.locanto.com.au/by/elysian+Touch/7aaf92/
Just have to look at their massage ads daily to see who is on.
JJBeck
04-06-2025, 08:09 AM
Like the shop owner in a few post before said, they are super busy with return customers so best to go somewhere else since the services will be rush.
Good to know that they will not reply to messages since they are busy
Csgxtc
04-06-2025, 09:49 AM
I'm not the boss lady. But here's their Locanto username link:
https://www.locanto.com.au/by/elysian+Touch/7aaf92/
Just have to look at their massage ads daily to see who is on.
Hey Toga, yeah they’re not updating it daily anymore. Must be like the above post mentioned - they’re too busy.
thunderdome
04-06-2025, 10:54 AM
I'm not the boss lady. But here's their Locanto username link:
https://www.locanto.com.au/by/elysian+Touch/7aaf92/
Just have to look at their massage ads daily to see who is on.
They stopped updating daily roster on their add. Have to message.
Bad to the Bone
04-06-2025, 03:16 PM
They stopped updating daily roster on their add. Have to message.
I stopped by the shop the other day. Hazel is working solo now. The ad still shows the old team, so it's a bit out of date.
superintend_h
04-06-2025, 09:18 PM
Bad to the Bone
We’ll be appreciated that if you don’t share wrong information to other customers.
New Asians and Euro are starting work in a following week, you’re very welcome to try❣️
BrisbaneSwede
05-06-2025, 02:31 PM
I went in the recently.
Pros: the table is huge and can take some punishment.
Cons: 85 bucks an hour. This is by far the most expensive shop I've seen. Back door not working yet. Having to message them for a roster is annoying as fuck especially when they dont answer.
thunderdome
05-06-2025, 07:20 PM
I went in the recently
Pros: the table is huge and can take some punishment.
Cons: 85 bucks an hour. This is by far the most expensive shop I've seen. Back door not working yet. Having to message them for a roster is annoying as fuck especially when they dont answer.
Who did U see? Any good. Solid workbench is a plus
BrisbaneSwede
06-06-2025, 12:14 PM
I believe it was Hazel.
As far as service goes. Good options usual price.
BasilFaulty
21-07-2025, 07:04 PM
Had a session with Stella.
Face = A+
Body= A+
Massage = B+
Extras = B
Personality = B+
Stella was a bit quiet but respectful and she gave a decent massage (talking massage not teasing).
But she is drop dead gorgeous and quite a tease (in a good way) when it comes to the extras. She didnÂ’t offer as much as others at Elysian with the extras but I will try her again.
Hermes At Home
21-07-2025, 08:55 PM
Any good recommendations?
Kingpoo
21-07-2025, 09:08 PM
Might be better to message their mobile number than wechat. I got no response from their wechat the other day
BrisbaneSwede
22-07-2025, 10:50 AM
I tried several times the other day. Feels like a relationship that has run its course. This place just needs to answer a message.
Kingpoo
22-07-2025, 09:20 PM
I messaged on the 18th for their roster and just got reply back this morning 22nd..
Bluetea
22-07-2025, 10:27 PM
I messaged on the 18th for their roster and just got reply back this morning 22nd..
It’s been months already but sure, let’s pretend it’s still a brand new shop—patience mode on, haha
L3xLuthor
23-07-2025, 12:02 AM
Send them a enveloped letter via auspost they might respond quicker lol
superintend_h
23-07-2025, 05:23 AM
I messaged on the 18th for their roster and just got reply back this morning 22nd..
Hi Thommy.
The girls on the 18th,19th and 21st already know you and they didn’t want to see you - so we didn’t reply. We sent you the roster on the 22nd, because the girls didn’t know you.
If you don’t want to receive the late message from us, make unfriend on WeChat.
superintend_h
23-07-2025, 05:46 AM
Had a session with Stella.
Face = A+
Body= A+
Massage = B+
Extras = B
Personality = B+.
We’re always trying to respond your message as soon as possible, as you’re our valuable regular customer and nice to every girls.
Thanks for your support J. ❤️
Asmodeus
23-07-2025, 12:12 PM
Explains why I had to do a walk in to visit your shop when you admit to only replying to "valuable" customers you like.
Tried multiple times to book — barely got replies, and when I did, it was too late to actually lock anything in.
Business must be so good you don't want new customers so I will go somewhere else. Shame because I liked the vibe of your shop when I did go.
Dodgy move naming customers you don't like too.
What happened to customer confidentiality?
BrisbaneSwede
23-07-2025, 12:25 PM
I call absolute BS on the too busy with customers.
If youre busy, you dont send grovelling messages out most Sunday nights apologising for shit replies and the "euro" girls just not staying for their shifts.
I cannot understate this enough. I want this place to succeed. But I think ive only made two bookings here because I simply cannot get a reply.
The response to that will be "you waste time with messaging" cool, post the roster on locanto.
superintend_h
23-07-2025, 01:27 PM
If youre busy, you dont send grovelling messages out most Sunday nights apologising for shit replies and the "euro" girls just not staying for their shifts.
Many customers were asking for when the euro or Western girls on next, so we’re trying to let the customers know when their shift is fixed.
But if you don’t want to receive any messages from us :
1. mute the notifications
Or
2. block number
Cheers, all the best!
🙏🏻
DucatiBoy
23-07-2025, 11:41 PM
This place is actually not bad — it’s clean and everything feels brand new.
BrisbaneSwede
25-07-2025, 11:00 AM
This place is actually not bad — it’s clean and everything feels brand new.
Its actually fantastic. I want this place to succeed because its genuinely a good spot.
Its just you cant get a roster or book.
AlphaY
25-07-2025, 11:39 AM
This is a great place. Nicely tucked and quiet in the evenings with ample street parking. If u know who's there u will be hooked.. leaving at that.
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