Sfornication
28-05-2025, 11:37 PM
Shop: Pink Lotus Massage
Address: 985 Victoria Road, West Ryde NSW
Phone: (02) 9809 1688
Girl: Kelly
Date: May 2025
Damage: $75 for 1 hour massage + $150 for extras (CBJ, FS, GFE)
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The Lowdown:
Walked in looking for a rub, walked out floating like I just got kissed by springtime.
Kelly greeted me with a sweet smile and zero massage confidence — which she actually admitted. Gotta respect the honesty. But when it came to GFE? The girl’s blooming like a Pink Lotus in heat.
She’s in her late 20s to early 30s, slim build, with a solid 7 (stretch 8) face — think girl-next-door with just enough spice. Natural B-stretching-C cups, full bush, and rare for a Chinese bird — a peach-shaped ass that could get its own OnlyFans. Sprinkle in a couple of tats and you’ve got a rookie worth training.
The massage was meh — not even a warm-up lap — but who cares when she flips the script by asking me to wipe her down because she was “feeling hot.” That move led straight to clothes off, tongues dancing, and mutual touching like we were in a teenage rom-com.
CBJ was solid but not hall-of-fame. She took her time, didn’t rush, didn’t phone it in either. Pretty face + good rhythm = happy chappy.
But where she truly shined was the full service — passionate, sweaty, drawn-out, with just the right amount of eye contact and moaning. 30 mins of solid action and a big load in the bag to seal the deal.
English was decent. Said she’s from Singapore but my inner linguist reckons Mainland. No “lahs”, no rapid chatter — but great banter and cheeky humour. Felt like I was chatting to someone I’d met at a bar, not a booking.
Funny moment? She ran out of wipes — rookie move — but lucky the shop’s got towels, sinks, and even an upstairs shower. Another green flag: she’s new to the game. She’s learning, but she’s bringing charm, effort, and peach booty energy.
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Would I return?
Hell yes. She’s green, but that’s fixable. Treat her right, and she might blossom into one of the greats.
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TL;DR:
Kelly’s a stunning new recruit with a pretty face, peachy ass, and GFE sparkle. No massage to speak of, but loads of passion, humour, and charm. Rookie with potential — go easy, she’s worth it.
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Moral of the story:
Effort beats most things — and Kelly puts in a lot of effort. Overlooking the rookie mistakes was easy when the heart (and the hips) are in the right place.
Address: 985 Victoria Road, West Ryde NSW
Phone: (02) 9809 1688
Girl: Kelly
Date: May 2025
Damage: $75 for 1 hour massage + $150 for extras (CBJ, FS, GFE)
⸻
The Lowdown:
Walked in looking for a rub, walked out floating like I just got kissed by springtime.
Kelly greeted me with a sweet smile and zero massage confidence — which she actually admitted. Gotta respect the honesty. But when it came to GFE? The girl’s blooming like a Pink Lotus in heat.
She’s in her late 20s to early 30s, slim build, with a solid 7 (stretch 8) face — think girl-next-door with just enough spice. Natural B-stretching-C cups, full bush, and rare for a Chinese bird — a peach-shaped ass that could get its own OnlyFans. Sprinkle in a couple of tats and you’ve got a rookie worth training.
The massage was meh — not even a warm-up lap — but who cares when she flips the script by asking me to wipe her down because she was “feeling hot.” That move led straight to clothes off, tongues dancing, and mutual touching like we were in a teenage rom-com.
CBJ was solid but not hall-of-fame. She took her time, didn’t rush, didn’t phone it in either. Pretty face + good rhythm = happy chappy.
But where she truly shined was the full service — passionate, sweaty, drawn-out, with just the right amount of eye contact and moaning. 30 mins of solid action and a big load in the bag to seal the deal.
English was decent. Said she’s from Singapore but my inner linguist reckons Mainland. No “lahs”, no rapid chatter — but great banter and cheeky humour. Felt like I was chatting to someone I’d met at a bar, not a booking.
Funny moment? She ran out of wipes — rookie move — but lucky the shop’s got towels, sinks, and even an upstairs shower. Another green flag: she’s new to the game. She’s learning, but she’s bringing charm, effort, and peach booty energy.
⸻
Would I return?
Hell yes. She’s green, but that’s fixable. Treat her right, and she might blossom into one of the greats.
⸻
TL;DR:
Kelly’s a stunning new recruit with a pretty face, peachy ass, and GFE sparkle. No massage to speak of, but loads of passion, humour, and charm. Rookie with potential — go easy, she’s worth it.
⸻
Moral of the story:
Effort beats most things — and Kelly puts in a lot of effort. Overlooking the rookie mistakes was easy when the heart (and the hips) are in the right place.