Aussieguyinsf
02-06-2025, 06:01 PM
Ok, I know I'm going to get flamed here. "He's a shill for this place." Well get fucked. I really don't think John, the Kings Court proprietor gives a fuck about this forum. Or you might be thinking "what the fuck is he going to that overpriced hole for" and I could understand that.
So I went for a couple of reasons. The first is it is my birthday month and they offer a one time deal of 50% off. The second is that I grew up with this place, literally thirty years ago, and the decor, smell, posters seem exactly the same. So it's a bit of a jolt down rub and tug memory lane before the influx of overseas gangsters running many a shop reviewed here.
The other secret about Kings Court is they get the Uni chicks, being so close to Sydney and UTS. And yes, that's what I sampled today. Korean Mia, an overseas student who has been here long enough she has an Aussie accent. Fucking amazing body - perky tits, beautiful butt - not fat or sag. Beautiful smile and seems to enjoy what she does.
OK, so here's the rub. So to speak. Even with discount you're paying $175 or a one hour and fifteen minute massage in a room with a hot tub. Yep, that would have cost you $350 if it wasn't your birthday month. But you get access to low volume providers like Mia who only work a 4-5 hour shift. She literally finished in time to make her lecture around the corner. I spoke with her extensively about study so I know she is the real deal.
Into the room, quick shower then in the tub. If I were to go again I'd opt to spend most of the session in the tub. I spent about 25 minutes there and it was like GFE. Complete access to her beautiful tits putting each one delicately in my mouth then rubbing them in unison. Caressing her beautiful back and hair. Rubbing pussy with the flat of my hand - more is available for $$$. She even straddles you so your naked cock is touching her unshaven pussy. It's a next level experience if you're used to the standard procedure at the regular shops.
On to the massage table and don't expect a full on bone cruncher of a rub. Instead expect gobs of oil and hands rubbing you sensually. On the flip she brought me to the point of cumming 5-6 times with an amazing edging technique.
Eventually I blew a big load that she mopped up with the towel, not the standard tissue, which was interesting. I guess those towels have a lot of residual jizz.
On the way out I asked her about full service. She does it for $400. Yep, I know you're going to balk at that but this is a low volume provider that has set a ridiculous rate because she only wants to do it with the rare cunt who will pay for it. Fuck I am tempted to have a go but my frugality will probably prevent me from trying.
In short, top shelf girl - not even comparable to the hoovers at No. 5. She is not fucking 25 guys a day. If you want quality it's out there.
I don't like Kings Court though. The lady taking the money is always dodgy. I asked earlier if there were any asians and she said no. So it was only by luck and reading the roster that I realised Korean Mia was on.
Go on, have a go at me. But at least I'm out there breaking boundaries, visiting those unreviewed places cunts are always thinking about.
If you don't like it, well suck my dick while I take a shit.
So I went for a couple of reasons. The first is it is my birthday month and they offer a one time deal of 50% off. The second is that I grew up with this place, literally thirty years ago, and the decor, smell, posters seem exactly the same. So it's a bit of a jolt down rub and tug memory lane before the influx of overseas gangsters running many a shop reviewed here.
The other secret about Kings Court is they get the Uni chicks, being so close to Sydney and UTS. And yes, that's what I sampled today. Korean Mia, an overseas student who has been here long enough she has an Aussie accent. Fucking amazing body - perky tits, beautiful butt - not fat or sag. Beautiful smile and seems to enjoy what she does.
OK, so here's the rub. So to speak. Even with discount you're paying $175 or a one hour and fifteen minute massage in a room with a hot tub. Yep, that would have cost you $350 if it wasn't your birthday month. But you get access to low volume providers like Mia who only work a 4-5 hour shift. She literally finished in time to make her lecture around the corner. I spoke with her extensively about study so I know she is the real deal.
Into the room, quick shower then in the tub. If I were to go again I'd opt to spend most of the session in the tub. I spent about 25 minutes there and it was like GFE. Complete access to her beautiful tits putting each one delicately in my mouth then rubbing them in unison. Caressing her beautiful back and hair. Rubbing pussy with the flat of my hand - more is available for $$$. She even straddles you so your naked cock is touching her unshaven pussy. It's a next level experience if you're used to the standard procedure at the regular shops.
On to the massage table and don't expect a full on bone cruncher of a rub. Instead expect gobs of oil and hands rubbing you sensually. On the flip she brought me to the point of cumming 5-6 times with an amazing edging technique.
Eventually I blew a big load that she mopped up with the towel, not the standard tissue, which was interesting. I guess those towels have a lot of residual jizz.
On the way out I asked her about full service. She does it for $400. Yep, I know you're going to balk at that but this is a low volume provider that has set a ridiculous rate because she only wants to do it with the rare cunt who will pay for it. Fuck I am tempted to have a go but my frugality will probably prevent me from trying.
In short, top shelf girl - not even comparable to the hoovers at No. 5. She is not fucking 25 guys a day. If you want quality it's out there.
I don't like Kings Court though. The lady taking the money is always dodgy. I asked earlier if there were any asians and she said no. So it was only by luck and reading the roster that I realised Korean Mia was on.
Go on, have a go at me. But at least I'm out there breaking boundaries, visiting those unreviewed places cunts are always thinking about.
If you don't like it, well suck my dick while I take a shit.