The walk of shame - Whats your worst punting experience?

[Painling]

Thought i'd share my worst experience to date, although i think some of you might outdo me by a long shot. Hoping to hear some funny/horror stories.

Living in the south west and feeling a bit horny after work and cbf driving to the city so i scrolled the internet and found some random place in Canterbury, decent enough pics on the girls so i called them up and the guy on the phone he said $70 for 30minutes FS BBBJ we have girls here 28 and 30 years old good service.He also said he just opened recently and trying to get customers here thats why his prices are so cheap. I was a bit skeptical but i thought to myself fuck it i'll go check it out it might be a hidden gem that not many people know about. Get to the place and ring the doorbell, old chinese guy lets me in this old dark building which is a long dark hallway and a couple rooms on each side. He tells me to wait in one of the rooms and will call the girls out for me to choose. I sit on the single bed with an old springy mattress and dark dirty room with stains on the walls and tiled floors which looked dusty and not been swept properly. First lady walks in and i thought she was the mamasan because she looked to be in about her 50's and started to close the door so i asked to see the other girls. Another one walks in which was a bit younger maybe early 40's and he said thats it the other girls have gone home for the night. I shouldve walked out but thinking with my dick i said i'll take the second one but the old man somehow convinced me she doesn't do good service and only CBJ and to try the older one shes experienced he says. For context i'm late 30's and usually go to Ginza,N5m or 45 george so this lady was the polar opposite from what the girls that i'm used to. I've never done an older woman so yolo handed over the cash. She stripped off her clothes and as expected there were some rolls of fat and saggy boobs with an unrecognizable tattoo on her left boob thats probably been there since she was young. No shower just wiped my dick and went straight for BBBJ, took me a while to get hard i had to close my eyes and imagine it was anyone else but her. After a while she dommed me up and went CG with my eyes still closed for about 30 seconds. When i did open my eyes again i thought to myself ' What the fuck are you doing?'. Reality set in and i told her to stop and jumped up and started to get dressed. She didn't know why i stopped her so i said sorry i have to go but thanks anyway. I felt so dirty walking out of that place and rushed home to jump in the shower for heavy scrubbing. I wouldn't be able to sleep that night so i went to 45 george and had a nice J girl to forget about what happened earlier. I guess u live and you learn as a solo punter.
I'm kinda new to punting and I've had a few bad punts and escorts as well (fake profiles) but this one takes the cake for me. I'd love to hear any crazy stories you guys have experienced.

[Lord_pete]

I once was walking out a massage joint and saw my own dad pulling up. Pretty sure he saw me see him, but it's been about 3 yrs later nothing has been said.

[fixatedperson]

In the ye olde days of punting I was ploughing a Chinese milf with a tramp stamp on a cold winter's night in 40 Forge St Blacktown. Yes these were desperate times.

I had barely gone a few thrusts when she suddenly complained it hurt or something...I really don't know. I think she may have been on drugs. She started sulking and behaving very erratically and then flat out refused to have sex.

This place was fairly seedy and rumoured to have criminal connections. Instead of attempting to recover my money and potentially adding injury to insult, I took it on the chin and walked out. I don't believe I ever went back.

[Becareful]

Yikes dude is old being in his late 30s and complaining about doing it with a woman his age being in early 40s. Imagine these poor young girls in their early 20s feeling how disgusted they must feel seeing him with an age gap of 20 years.

[Hedonisticfun]

Recounting my post from the 14 January this year (2025)

Punting nightmare .. got shat on

G*day fellow punters , has been a while since I*ve visited this site let alone posted .
Have been busy punting but my most recent one on the weekend while roaming the Central West almost ended my thoughts of ever punting again.
I put the review here rather than AR as the WL I haven*t named .
I have been a regular client of this particular WL who now tours regularly and who I will keep anonymous to protect her dignity.
I booked her for an outcall to my motel and again didn*t fail to disappoint in turning up late. Whilst she does suck a great cock and swallows sadly I*ve noticed lately she is either has taken some drugs or has some mental issues . Whilst hygiene is important to me and she seems to lack when attending my horniness overtakes my concern
Back to the session , on entering the room I couldn*t wait to getting down to business . Quickly dropping my shorts I I lifted her dress and pressed my stiff cock into her panties. She quickly removed her dress and she laid on the bed . After some tongue action and feasting on her nipples I headed down south for some pussy munching .. fuck !!! Whew !!! Stank .. probably from the previous and her latest punt and the reason she was late , getting another client in as she knew she had me booked .
She asked to shower which confirmed my suspicions and while she was and not noticing , I was rinsing my mouth out with water from the jug and spitting out in the tea cup.
Undeterred and still horny to have her , once she got out of the shower she quickly got my erect cock in her mouth while I was standing and still wet with a towel on her I wiped her down while she sucked me off . I bent over to finger her pussy and arse while she was bent over sucking me and then got her on the bed laying on top of her and rubbing my stiff dick on her pussy , french kissing but reluctant to insert into her cunt.
I began fingering her and she was saying she was coming and then said she wanted to piss . As I had and as previously asked for golden shower to be included on me I said lets go and went into the bathroom . I quickly laid down a towel and her to 69 me . She again statred gobbling my cock and had her pussy in my face and she must of strained to piss as her arse smelt from a silent fart she released
I pushed her forward a bit so she was over my chest , and I moved my head up to the side as she released her amber fluid . When she finished I got up to shower and noticed a brown blob on my thigh .. she had shat . I had to try real hard to stop myself from vomitting in the shower as the smell was overpowering as I showered . Meanwhile she had towelled herself off in the room. After showering , and feeling nauseous from the experience and seeing a brown stain on the towel she used I asked her to shower too to continue our session but she seemed out of it seemingly drugged and started to dress . I doubt she even knew at this stage where she was or even had shitted .
I couldn*t get her out quick enough , I said it was great to catch up with her again and thanked her for time . Once out the door , I took another long , real long shower and soaped and soaped , still feeling nauseous , really contemplating my choices .
Really doubt I*ll ever be seeing her again , not because of this event but overall and my poor choice and better offerings

strangely enough been checking on Escortsandbabes to see if she*s advertisig again with view to possibly seeing her again , was a top root

[justincase]

In all seriousness?

[Painling]

If you read my post I said im in my 30's and the lady was in her 50's so definitely a big age gap there

[MindTheGap]

Found myself in a massage shop in Brisbane and was told to be very quiet. The ML was giving me a hand job and she said I couldn’t make a sound as there was a cop in the next door room having a normal massage. It’s the quietest orgasm I’ve ever had!

[Painling]

Recounting my post from the 14 January this year (2025)

Punting nightmare .. got shat on

G*day fellow punters , has been a while since I*ve visited this site let alone posted .
Have been busy punting but my most recent one on the weekend while roaming the Central West almost ended my thoughts of ever punting again.
I put the review here rather than AR as the WL I haven*t named .
I have been a regular client of this particular WL who now tours regularly and who I will keep anonymous to protect her dignity.
I booked her for an outcall to my motel and again didn*t fail to disappoint in turning up late. Whilst she does suck a great cock and swallows sadly I*ve noticed lately she is either has taken some drugs or has some mental issues . Whilst hygiene is important to me and she seems to lack when attending my horniness overtakes my concern
Back to the session , on entering the room I couldn*t wait to getting down to business . Quickly dropping my shorts I I lifted her dress and pressed my stiff cock into her panties. She quickly removed her dress and she laid on the bed . After some tongue action and feasting on her nipples I headed down south for some pussy munching .. fuck !!! Whew !!! Stank .. probably from the previous and her latest punt and the reason she was late , getting another client in as she knew she had me booked .
She asked to shower which confirmed my suspicions and while she was and not noticing , I was rinsing my mouth out with water from the jug and spitting out in the tea cup.
Undeterred and still horny to have her , once she got out of the shower she quickly got my erect cock in her mouth while I was standing and still wet with a towel on her I wiped her down while she sucked me off . I bent over to finger her pussy and arse while she was bent over sucking me and then got her on the bed laying on top of her and rubbing my stiff dick on her pussy , french kissing but reluctant to insert into her cunt.
I began fingering her and she was saying she was coming and then said she wanted to piss . As I had and as previously asked for golden shower to be included on me I said lets go and went into the bathroom . I quickly laid down a towel and her to 69 me . She again statred gobbling my cock and had her pussy in my face and she must of strained to piss as her arse smelt from a silent fart she released
I pushed her forward a bit so she was over my chest , and I moved my head up to the side as she released her amber fluid . When she finished I got up to shower and noticed a brown blob on my thigh .. she had shat . I had to try real hard to stop myself from vomitting in the shower as the smell was overpowering as I showered . Meanwhile she had towelled herself off in the room. After showering , and feeling nauseous from the experience and seeing a brown stain on the towel she used I asked her to shower too to continue our session but she seemed out of it seemingly drugged and started to dress . I doubt she even knew at this stage where she was or even had shitted .
I couldn*t get her out quick enough , I said it was great to catch up with her again and thanked her for time . Once out the door , I took another long , real long shower and soaped and soaped , still feeling nauseous , really contemplating my choices .
Really doubt I*ll ever be seeing her again , not because of this event but overall and my poor choice and better offerings

strangely enough been checking on Escortsandbabes to see if she*s advertisig again with view to possibly seeing her again , was a top root

Man that is one crazy story. I can't even change nappies let alone being shit on by a WL. Very entertaining story nonetheless

[Roydemeo]

Asking for golden showers off some druggie from the central west I’m surprised that’s all that happened

[Double_Adapter]

A brown shower followed by a roman shower....now that's epic.

[anonymouspunter2]

Saw a friend inside once. He was cool about it but it was pretty humiliating at the time