Newly Opened Elysian Fortitude Valley

[MFox]

I noticed this said to be a recently opened, May 2025, massage shop which advertises at least 8 ML.
Most either Australians, Europeans, Columbians being 6 of the eight.
Remaining 2 of Asians decent.
Has anyone here visited and have real comments to make, reviews.
Note I'm not seeking marketing / advert. type
reviews but real Bris. men with real and true reviews, experiences.
Are for instance the European ladies of true description ?
Aussies ?
Quality of Service.
Focus on Clients wants ?

Cheers.

[BrisbaneSwede]

Ive been, saw Hazel and Kimmy. I believe i posted in an existing thread here because of course as soon as I did i had the usual bombardment of messages.

The shop: terrible at messages, roster rarely updated so you need to message them (last 2 days this has been better) expensive at 85 an hour.

Big table great for extra activities.

Hazel gave me probably the best massage I've had, 5 pine extras on the table and was a good time.

So far, treat the pictures as "best case scenario taken under the absolute best conditions".

Ive been trying to get a booking with a white girl but theyre not rostered on much.

[MFox]

Thank you BrisSwede for the reply.
Useful wrap up.
Cheers

[BrisbaneSwede]

From what I've been told, Demi and Hailey don't have full range of extras.

[Csgxtc]

Looks like the shop is undergoing a refurb until Monday. Maybe the promised rear entry will materialise…

[JJBeck]

Is Demi the same Demi from Daily Day Spa?

[superintend_h]

Is Demi the same Demi from Daily Day Spa?

I believe it’s not the same person, she never worked in Brisbane massage shops previously.

[JohnRoscoe]

Yes I was told closing on Saturday to get the backdoor working for all the punters who can not walk proud in the front door!! haha :sweat:

[BrisbaneSwede]

Front door isn't even that exposed really

[Csgxtc]

Yes I was told closing on Saturday to get the backdoor working for all the punters who can not walk proud in the front door!! haha :sweat:

Any actual confirmation of back door entry?

Also any intel on the recent roster additions? Feel free to PM me

Hoping to get here some time later this week so will update with intel.

[Bluetea]

There doesn't seem to be a back entrance at the moment—hopefully there will be one in the future.

[Asmodeus]

Back door, front door, doesn't matter when they don't reply to messages

[BasilFaulty]

I have always had a pretty prompt reply from this place. Manager seems to be good in that respect. (No, not related to her. Nor do I want her knowing which regular I am.). Maybe with all the Brits in town, they are flat out.

[BrisbaneSwede]

Back door, front door, doesn't matter when they don't reply to messages

This.

Ive stopped bothering. I work literally around the corner, ive been several times. You message in the morning and you get a reply at 4pm. To late.

Then you get the grovelling Sunday message saying sorry we've been bad, will be better, then they continue to be dog shit.

Just update the locanto ad its not hard.

[MontyCarlo]

They just gave me shit over a mistake, then clammed up after I asked why they wouldn't say something I could work with instead.

[Puritanical]

I believe it’s not the same person, she never worked in Brisbane massage shops previously.

Based on the replies it sounds like you work here, have you blocked customer phone numbers? Been trying to message last 2 or 3 days to make a booking and no response.

[Puritanical]

Ok so last week I found out that a new employee blocked me, my last post here looks like it prompted them to look. All good, place apologised.

Message today. Refusing to take booking because of the "negative review".

[BrisbaneSwede]

Has anyone managed to get a reply out of these guys lately?

[JJBeck]

Text them a few times but gave up since I have no reply
Have not been there would be a new customer but no reply
Better option with better customer services near there
I’ll let my wallet talk and walk

[Phaser74]

Some shops arent serious.
Communication is an excellent way to keep or get new customers

[hornedbeast]

Did it close down?

[blake_ly]

Did it close down?

still open, the location is great. Standard tips pricing. Last time i went it felt like having a baby whale flopping around on top of me.

[BrisbaneSwede]

Might not be for much longer.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15308449/amp/Arnie-German-shepherd-brothel-claim.html

[Holdan427]

Might not be for much longer.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15308449/amp/Arnie-German-shepherd-brothel-claim.html

Whoops - cat's out of the bag so to speak

[thunder545454]

Might not be for much longer.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15308449/amp/Arnie-German-shepherd-brothel-claim.html

Fucking hell, so his driven to elysian parked they busy or closed whatever, then his set off on foot to another massage joint, gone there for 3 hours 11pm to 1am, places that are open at 1am and 30mins away on foot sounds like time massage.

Wtf was he doing in there for 3 hours.... must have had some coin on him, those girls won't humor you for 3 hours unless you paying good money, perhaps he was drunk or high, thus forgotten where the fuck originally parked.

What a way to ruin your life, he turned a fixable accident into a homicide lying about what happened to the car and it's likely location, if he had of said it was in the valley somewhere with dog inside probably would have been found, perhaps phone data could have retraced his steps.

He was never going to escape this, if he had of come clean he probably could have just told the wife he was at a bar.

[BrisbaneSwede]

Probably couldn't get a reply from them.