grindinghard
15-06-2025, 11:59 PM
Price: $50 + $50 for "dressed HJ" (not really but just read the story lol)
Let me start by saying, top 1 worst punt of all time.
Here is how the story went.
So I was bored, and like other individuals, I decided to have a 'massage'. Hit up this joint thinking it looked discreet (which it is), no one around. I waltz on in there. I am greeted by a quite elderly lady and think 'oh fuck', but to be honest it was expected. Instead of being smart and double backing, running out of there, I feel bad and just decide you know what, I do need a massage.
I make sure to send as many signals as possible that I am not here for extras, I keep my boxers on, lay down on the table and get ready. First thing I noticed, the bed stank, but oh well. The lady comes back in, and immediately forcibly rips my boxers off. I understand that this is a place that offers extras and just didn't cause a fuss to keep them on. I made sure my dick was literally squished into my stomach with no way of the lady reaching it. The massage begins, she is lightly running her hands over my body, she did not press on it, or apply pressure once. Slowly she starts touching around my ass, and trying to get underneath it. I make sure to hold strong, as if I am on the front lines. I held my post. The flip comes, and I think to myself what do I do now?
The lady immediately targets the boys, to which I tell her no thank you, only here for massage. She laughs and starts yanking on it, I continue saying only massage please. After multiple efforts from her she could see I wasn't into it. But here comes the craziest part, she yells "I touch your dick you pay 50 dollar". I say, woah woah woah lady, I told you NOT to touch my dick. She starts wailing and hollering and I think fucken hell get me outta here take your 50 dollars.
But yes that is the story, there was another lady working that night, just as old. Don't come here expecting young talent, very elderly money hungry ladies, you have been warned.
Please note, I am not a victim, I made the dumb decision of agreeing to the massage, and while yes I wanted my willy yanked, I was not trying to get it yanked forcibly by an old lady. I take full responsibility for my actions. BTW up until the demands of 50 dollars for yanking on my flaccid penis, she was quite a lovely lady. This gentleman, is the dangers of punting, beware.
Let me start by saying, top 1 worst punt of all time.
Here is how the story went.
So I was bored, and like other individuals, I decided to have a 'massage'. Hit up this joint thinking it looked discreet (which it is), no one around. I waltz on in there. I am greeted by a quite elderly lady and think 'oh fuck', but to be honest it was expected. Instead of being smart and double backing, running out of there, I feel bad and just decide you know what, I do need a massage.
I make sure to send as many signals as possible that I am not here for extras, I keep my boxers on, lay down on the table and get ready. First thing I noticed, the bed stank, but oh well. The lady comes back in, and immediately forcibly rips my boxers off. I understand that this is a place that offers extras and just didn't cause a fuss to keep them on. I made sure my dick was literally squished into my stomach with no way of the lady reaching it. The massage begins, she is lightly running her hands over my body, she did not press on it, or apply pressure once. Slowly she starts touching around my ass, and trying to get underneath it. I make sure to hold strong, as if I am on the front lines. I held my post. The flip comes, and I think to myself what do I do now?
The lady immediately targets the boys, to which I tell her no thank you, only here for massage. She laughs and starts yanking on it, I continue saying only massage please. After multiple efforts from her she could see I wasn't into it. But here comes the craziest part, she yells "I touch your dick you pay 50 dollar". I say, woah woah woah lady, I told you NOT to touch my dick. She starts wailing and hollering and I think fucken hell get me outta here take your 50 dollars.
But yes that is the story, there was another lady working that night, just as old. Don't come here expecting young talent, very elderly money hungry ladies, you have been warned.
Please note, I am not a victim, I made the dumb decision of agreeing to the massage, and while yes I wanted my willy yanked, I was not trying to get it yanked forcibly by an old lady. I take full responsibility for my actions. BTW up until the demands of 50 dollars for yanking on my flaccid penis, she was quite a lovely lady. This gentleman, is the dangers of punting, beware.