LEAST Discreet Location

[kamo]

Forget slinking and sneaking into discreet locations (https://www.aus99forum.com/showthread.php?145496-Most-discreet-location), which venues allow a punter to stand proud and true, sans face mask, flaunting their interests and hobbies?

For mine, there are 2.

It’s either coming down the stairs at 533 Willoughby, to a busy main road and a bus stop potentially full of waiting passengers, just 200m from a very busy girls school.

Or Bellevue 12, waiting, standing on the high side of the road after pressing the buzzer, just up from a very busy pub on Foveaux St

[trampslikeus55]

533 takes a special kind of bravery to walk in, let alone walk out 💪💪💪

[Costy]

533 bus stop didn’t really bother me but once I got cheered at by people at the pub opposite. I was going to wait at the lights to cross but when that happened I walked up the road instead. From memory that was the last time I went there,2018 I think.

[Macktogo90]

41 Epping must be up there

[Abracadabra]

The old 5 star with the pub opposite and seating on footpath.....

[blitz]

Skyden Massage Waitara. Close enough to the intersection so there's always cars stopped outside waiting on the lights. And depending on what time of the day it is, you've got Uber drivers collecting food from the restaurants above or school kids walking to or from Waitara station.

[Burksaltet]

All the shops along the Hampten rd in Artarmon are pretty non-discreet too, especially if a train is waiting on the platform. Perhaps not the most as you're somewhat hidden from the awnings but still.

[AusBargainPussy]

lmaoooo @ "a bus stop potentially full of waiting passengers, just 200m from a very busy girls school."

hmmm i think Sakura and Kyoto front entrance during the day esp on weekends or lunch times when that pub is packed. No42 can be quite awkward too during the day when u enter via front entrance - give that a try if u wanna stand proud and true mate

[GoldfishMan]

The old 5 star with the pub opposite and seating on footpath.....

Yep, been through that walk of shame many times. Then at some point I realised that they had a back entrance. A real facepalm moment that was...

[Abracadabra]

Yep, been through that walk of shame many times. Then at some point I realised that they had a back entrance. A real facepalm moment that was...

Yep, me too, and then shortly after it closed!

[chemistry84]

Royal Garden Massage in Granville - it's right next to El Jannah with no back entrance.

[Double_Adapter]

My nomination goes to the Thai joint at 1223 Botany Road, Mascot. Front entry only, smack bang in front of a fucken busy bus stop and a set of traffic lights, and with a packed cafe directly next door with customers practically spilling onto the path of the front door.

[keebab]

Pennys77 on Enmore Road. Nothing like a street full of cafes and restaurants giving you the side eye as you go up to do business.

[Wank_Somemore]

10 Regent St Kogarah. Front entrance is on a main road. Back entrance is on another busy road as well. Worst part of the rear entrance is there are bus stops on both sides of the road, it faces one of the main entrances to the shopping centre and if you're timing is wrong, you'll see school kids walking past from the school that is pretty much next door. In this case, the front entrance is likely to be more discreet.

[MrPB]

41 Epping must be up there

I'd second this, on a very busy main road that gets banked up in the peak. Opposite a fairly busy train hub. Multiple buses running back and forth.

[HiredGoon]

533 bus stop didn’t really bother me but once I got cheered at by people at the pub opposite. I was going to wait at the lights to cross but when that happened I walked up the road instead. From memory that was the last time I went there,2018 I think.

I had a guy yell "happy ending!" from an outside restaurant table down the road from 533 once. I went down to ask him what he meant but he didn't want to engage anymore for some reason.

[justincase]

If anyone says anything tell them you’re “going there for therapy”.

[Skegg]

41 Epping must be up there

The buses stop and block the view of the entry. Just time your entry and exit

[grindinghard]

Vixens 271. Absolute shitshow. Very busy road, insane foot traffic, against a liquorland, no back door, in front of a pedestrian crossing which is ALWAYS being used so therefore cars are backed up. Proper shit show, unless you go at 12am + it is only for the brave of heart. Not to mention, there is nothing in there worth the hardship.

[fnmfnmfnm]

Bellevue 12 is pretty fucking annoying. Especially considering they don’t have a buzzer to unlock the door, you need to wait for the trudging footsteps of a WL to manually open the door and let you in. That 5-10 secs can feel like an eternity in the cold light of day.

I wish they had a back exit too… I’ve only been allowed an escape through the garage one time. Other than that I always leave through the no 10 door on the other side of the premises as it takes the heat off just slightly.. still tho IYKYK

[jsw1888]

Pennys77 on Enmore Road. Nothing like a street full of cafes and restaurants giving you the side eye as you go up to do business.
I'm tempted to go here, but yeah, it's busy on Enmore Rd!

[mylovelypenis]

I’d second that, the only think was Kimi worked there and she was hands down the best root I’ve ever had

[CharlieM]

Kingsford Bodytone has to be in the top 5. Went there in 2019 when I restarted punting. Bus stop out front and extremely busy with pedestrians. Especially during summer school holidays. Didn't have the guts to walk in at the time. And have never returned.

[Folcis]

Kingsford Bodytone has to be in the top 5. Went there in 2019 when I restarted punting. Bus stop out front and extremely busy with pedestrians. Especially during summer school holidays. Didn't have the guts to walk in at the time. And have never returned.

My first punt after moving into my own place was last century in Crows Nest - directly across the road from the Crows Nest Hotel. Was shitting myself going in and out and only went there once as a result. After doing further research (which back then was via the Daily Tele classifieds) I found Spoilers International, which had a back door alley entrance. I would still kind of sneak in there and run the gauntlet of getting buzzed through the security door.

These days I don't care so much. Have never had an issue going into 41Epping, which someone mentioned above.

[Harp0]

373 Hot lips Penrith, well known brothel. Last time I walked out of there I banged the absolute shit out of Tiffany’s ass, a group of girls drove past me and pointed and laughed.
I would of done the same if I were them.

[dewayne]

There's a tiny massage spot at 206 Enmore rd that is directly at a bus stop. The day I finally went I waited there as if waiting for a bus and once everyone boarded I tried to open the door to enter but it was locked, lol. A few seconds later a girl came and unlocked it. But yeah I was certain someone would come by and see me in those few seconds. Decent cbj.

[gradius]

276 Pitt St. There's an office right next to it and the office reception is directly facing the entrance of the shop. Such a weird place to have a massage shop.

[Icegodofhungary]

My first punt after moving into my own place was last century in Crows Nest - directly across the road from the Crows Nest Hotel. Was shitting myself going in and out and only went there once as a result. After doing further research (which back then was via the Daily Tele classifieds) I found Spoilers International, which had a back door alley entrance. I would still kind of sneak in there and run the gauntlet of getting buzzed through the security door.

These days I don't care so much. Have never had an issue going into 41Epping, which someone mentioned above.

Ah, Spoilers, haven’t thought of that place in years. I think the building was redeveloped as offices a few years back.

[hornedbeast]

533 bus stop didn’t really bother me but once I got cheered at by people at the pub opposite. I was going to wait at the lights to cross but when that happened I walked up the road instead. From memory that was the last time I went there,2018 I think.
Carpet and bathrooms haven't been cleaned since then

[hornedbeast]

Kingsford Bodytone has to be in the top 5. Went there in 2019 when I restarted punting. Bus stop out front and extremely busy with pedestrians. Especially during summer school holidays. Didn't have the guts to walk in at the time. And have never returned.
Was like that 35 years ago when I started punting. I bet the filthy carpets, pink walls and dodgy fucking portable air on haven't changed either, apart from being more cum-soaked

[Clivus]

Moon Dew at Redleaf Ave, Wahroonga not that I’ve been there. That street is always busy with cafes, grannies, school kids, yummy mummys.

[CFH]

Mali Mali at Chatswood was right next to a cafe with people outside, and i mean every table occupied, having brunch. i just pretended i was looking for some other business or office or whatever and kept right on walking.

[Assandlegs]

244 Paddington was always a gauntlet run no matter the time. Front entrance straight onto the pedo crossing and bus stop.
Got many looks as I braved the entrance to see what new girl Shane and Angela had back in the day... ahhh 2018 was the highlight for me

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