Indian massage

[aussiegaigin]

This popped up on Facebook. Probably legit, but some of you might like a change? Although Strathfield is out of character for Indians.


Find Your Calm in Strathfield – $80/30min Indian Massage 🌸
Feeling stressed or struggling with body pain? At Traditional Indian Massage in Strathfield, NSW, we specialize in helping you relax and heal with authentic Indian techniques. Whether you need stress relief or targeted pain therapy, our skilled therapists are here to care for you.
✨ Relax Your Body: Melt away stress and tension.
💆*♂️ Relieve Pain: Get personalized relief for aching muscles.
🌿 Rejuvenate: Walk out refreshed, balanced, and renewed.
📍 Find us at 30-34 Churchill Ave, Strathfield, NSW 2135
📞 Call now: 0410 367 127
At just $100/hr, this is more than a massage—it’s an experience of care and comfort. Book your session today and let us help you feel your best!

[aussiegaigin]

Another ad for the same address claims it is Nepali massage too.

[Double_Adapter]

What the fuck is an Indian massage?

How’s it any different from other types like Thai or Chinese?

[DrDownload]

Has it been pulled down? Facebook says the content isn't available. Google says the place is "Temporarily closed". The address looks like a residential apartment building. I think this is just some Indian (or Indian adjacent) ppl looking to make a quick $.

[blitz]

What the fuck is an Indian massage?
It's just like a Thai massage except the girl hasn't showered for three weeks.

[Punt2Win]

It's just like a Thai massage except the girl hasn't showered for three weeks.

Nah Indian style massage refers to the customer. You get the massage and before she can offer you a NHJ you jerk yourself to completion in order to save the cash...Indian style baby.

[Vikdeeznuts]

Aiyyo boys…

Just small whisper from the corner here…

I am Indian. And I can still hear you, yaar.

Reading this thread felt like walking into a changeroom where everyone forgot I was already showering inside.

You ask “what the fuck is an Indian massage?” like it’s some black magic. Then straight after, compare us to Thai, Chinese, and curry-flavoured air fresheners. Bro, if this was a cricket pitch, you’d already be bowled out for talking before the ball reached.

Couple of things, saar:

1. Indian massage been around since before your grandfather’s foreskin was cut. It’s called Abhyanga — warm oil, synchronized strokes, full chakra reset. Not just for ending happy, but for living well.
2. The smell? It’s probably mustard oil or eucalyptus, not 3-week-old sadness. But if you’re expecting every culture to smell like Lynx Africa and coconut body butter… that’s on your nose, not ours.
3. “Jerk yourself to save money”?? Bhai… that’s not Indian style. That’s called being broke with WiFi.

Look I know this place might be dodgy, or maybe not. But if you’re gonna roast something, at least know what’s in the tandoor first.

And who knows? Maybe your third eye just scared it won’t enjoy something it can’t stereotype.

Anyway, carry on. I’ll be over here doing pranayam and minding my karma.

Namaste 🙏🏽

[aussiegaigin]

Has it been pulled down? Facebook says the content isn't available. Google says the place is "Temporarily closed". The address looks like a residential apartment building. I think this is just some Indian (or Indian adjacent) ppl looking to make a quick $.

Nepali Massage at same address is still active
https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61578311436100

The address is a row of shopfronts: restaurants, Med centre, dentist. Google maps image is 12 months old; looking at older images, there has been a high turnover of businesses here.

[Sydozzie]

Nah Indian style massage refers to the customer. You get the massage and before she can offer you a NHJ you jerk yourself to completion in order to save the cash...Indian style baby.

Bhahahaha, this had me on the floor!!

[trampslikeus55]

This popped up on Facebook. Probably legit, but some of you might like a change? Although Strathfield is out of character for Indians.
Seems you haven't been to Strathfield lately champ. The invasion of Indians is nearly complete. They are pushing up from Homebush and causing a lot of aghast with the Korean community 😎

[booty_duty]

It's just like a Thai massage except the girl hasn't showered for three weeks.


Nah Indian style massage refers to the customer. You get the massage and before she can offer you a NHJ you jerk yourself to completion in order to save the cash...Indian style baby.

LMAO... funny cunts

It'd be hilarious if the girls said NO INDIANS and refused to service their own.

[jackdaniels]

I've been there. Right next to the Plaza shopping carpark.

All services offered (not legit).

[kingwally]

I've been there. Right next to the Plaza shopping carpark.

All services offered (not legit).

Jack...who were offering the services, were they decent looking Indian girls?

[Folcis]

I've been there. Right next to the Plaza shopping carpark.

All services offered (not legit).

Wow, I actually didn't see that coming. I was interested in trying them anyway just for something different, now more so :cool2:

[pbenno]

I've been there. Right next to the Plaza shopping carpark.

All services offered (not legit).

Don’t hold out Jack!!! Details details details


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