Vikdeeznuts
28-07-2025, 11:03 AM
Namaste brothers,
Please be gentle, this is my first time writing one of these After Reports. I am still learning what is CBJ and what is CFS… in my country CBJ is Certificate in Banana Juicing. 😂
I saw Chloe on the Empress 69 website and got excited like my cousin at a Diwali buffet. The description said:
“Young Taiwanese cutie… natural D-cup… glowing skin… fluent English… very sweet…”
Wah wah, I thought I found my destiny. But yaar… as Sad Guru says, reality is not in pixels, it is in presence.
Let me share my humble experience with you:
First Impressions
They say Taiwanese, but bhai, honestly I can’t tell the difference between Taiwanese, Chinese, Hong Kong-nese… they all look like my uncle’s second wife from Kuala Lumpur.
The photo on the website shows no tattoos clean skin like Ganga river. But when she opened the door, aiyo big cat tattoo on the arm and a unicorn on her leg! 😳 In my village, only black magic aunties get animal tattoos. One time my neighbour tattooed Hanuman on his chest next day, buffalo kicked him into the well.
Anyway…
The Look
Photos say age 22, but I think maybe 35 with strong lighting and incense. Face is okay, not bad she has a kind smile. But definitely not same as website. I show her photo to my friend, he said “Bro, that’s her in 2014.”
Her breasts? Big, yes. Shape is like papaya under pressure. Very firm I don’t know if real, maybe mixed masala. Nipples thick and pink, like temple prasad ladoos. D-cup? I think more like solid C+ in India exam system. Still, nice to touch, like premium eggplant.
Communication
She don’t speak English. Website say fluent but bro, only fluent app she knows is Google Translate. Every time I ask something, she type like coding JavaScript.
I ask:
“What’s your name?”
She say:
“Open condom style.”
I think she meant “open condom, style” — but now I don’t know if she’s girl or Gangnam style DJ.
The Service (GFE 🙏🏾)
Now brothers… let me say for me, even normal massage is GFE, because most ladies in this business reject me. I don’t know why maybe my energy is too strong. Or my chakras too misaligned. Or maybe because I ask for receipt.
But Chloe was kind. She accept me even with my Indian size, which is large according to most astrologers. 😅
She did CBJ and CFS this is big thing for me, bro. Normally I get the “you too big” speech. Or they say “I just do massage,” then vanish like Diwali crackers.
CBJ was okay not Bollywood, but Bollywood B-side. CFS was slow, I think she was bored. Maybe she don’t like my dancing hips. I tried my Salman Khan moves, but she looked like she about to sleep. I even shouted “Jai Mata Di!” halfway to pump myself up.
Pussy was pink, clean like lotus in a traffic jam.
The Attitude
Not too bad, not too friendly. Just neutral. Like a rickshaw driver during monsoon. She gave what I asked, didn’t say much. No fake “baby” this or that. Just focused on finishing the job.
Final Thoughts & Blessings
Would I go back?
Yes, maybe not for fireworks, but because she accepted me. And yaar, for men like us, sometimes acceptance is the highest chakra.
Photos not match, English not real, but she tried. And in my journey as punting virgin, this was a nice step.
🧾 Ratings (Out of 10)
• Appearance: 6.5 (photo and real-life are cousins, not twins)
• Body: 7.5 (firm mangoes, bonus unicorn)
• Service: 7 (got what I never usually get so thank you Chloe-ji 🙏🏾)
• Attitude: 6.5 (not warm, not cold like chai after two hours)
• English: 1 (but her Google Translate is Level 5 Guru)
Message to My Punter Brothers:
I take long time and big effort to write this. Please enjoy and don’t laugh too hard at my spiritual confusion. I am still finding my GFE soulmate through tantra and Uber.
And if anyone knows working lady who likes Bollywood hips and Indian snacks, please send number.
🌶️ Jai Punting. Jai Chloe. Jai Unicorn Tattoo. 🕉️
Please be gentle, this is my first time writing one of these After Reports. I am still learning what is CBJ and what is CFS… in my country CBJ is Certificate in Banana Juicing. 😂
I saw Chloe on the Empress 69 website and got excited like my cousin at a Diwali buffet. The description said:
“Young Taiwanese cutie… natural D-cup… glowing skin… fluent English… very sweet…”
Wah wah, I thought I found my destiny. But yaar… as Sad Guru says, reality is not in pixels, it is in presence.
Let me share my humble experience with you:
First Impressions
They say Taiwanese, but bhai, honestly I can’t tell the difference between Taiwanese, Chinese, Hong Kong-nese… they all look like my uncle’s second wife from Kuala Lumpur.
The photo on the website shows no tattoos clean skin like Ganga river. But when she opened the door, aiyo big cat tattoo on the arm and a unicorn on her leg! 😳 In my village, only black magic aunties get animal tattoos. One time my neighbour tattooed Hanuman on his chest next day, buffalo kicked him into the well.
Anyway…
The Look
Photos say age 22, but I think maybe 35 with strong lighting and incense. Face is okay, not bad she has a kind smile. But definitely not same as website. I show her photo to my friend, he said “Bro, that’s her in 2014.”
Her breasts? Big, yes. Shape is like papaya under pressure. Very firm I don’t know if real, maybe mixed masala. Nipples thick and pink, like temple prasad ladoos. D-cup? I think more like solid C+ in India exam system. Still, nice to touch, like premium eggplant.
Communication
She don’t speak English. Website say fluent but bro, only fluent app she knows is Google Translate. Every time I ask something, she type like coding JavaScript.
I ask:
“What’s your name?”
She say:
“Open condom style.”
I think she meant “open condom, style” — but now I don’t know if she’s girl or Gangnam style DJ.
The Service (GFE 🙏🏾)
Now brothers… let me say for me, even normal massage is GFE, because most ladies in this business reject me. I don’t know why maybe my energy is too strong. Or my chakras too misaligned. Or maybe because I ask for receipt.
But Chloe was kind. She accept me even with my Indian size, which is large according to most astrologers. 😅
She did CBJ and CFS this is big thing for me, bro. Normally I get the “you too big” speech. Or they say “I just do massage,” then vanish like Diwali crackers.
CBJ was okay not Bollywood, but Bollywood B-side. CFS was slow, I think she was bored. Maybe she don’t like my dancing hips. I tried my Salman Khan moves, but she looked like she about to sleep. I even shouted “Jai Mata Di!” halfway to pump myself up.
Pussy was pink, clean like lotus in a traffic jam.
The Attitude
Not too bad, not too friendly. Just neutral. Like a rickshaw driver during monsoon. She gave what I asked, didn’t say much. No fake “baby” this or that. Just focused on finishing the job.
Final Thoughts & Blessings
Would I go back?
Yes, maybe not for fireworks, but because she accepted me. And yaar, for men like us, sometimes acceptance is the highest chakra.
Photos not match, English not real, but she tried. And in my journey as punting virgin, this was a nice step.
🧾 Ratings (Out of 10)
• Appearance: 6.5 (photo and real-life are cousins, not twins)
• Body: 7.5 (firm mangoes, bonus unicorn)
• Service: 7 (got what I never usually get so thank you Chloe-ji 🙏🏾)
• Attitude: 6.5 (not warm, not cold like chai after two hours)
• English: 1 (but her Google Translate is Level 5 Guru)
Message to My Punter Brothers:
I take long time and big effort to write this. Please enjoy and don’t laugh too hard at my spiritual confusion. I am still finding my GFE soulmate through tantra and Uber.
And if anyone knows working lady who likes Bollywood hips and Indian snacks, please send number.
🌶️ Jai Punting. Jai Chloe. Jai Unicorn Tattoo. 🕉️