Here is the Genuine GFE (girl friend experience)

[rooter]

Here is the genuine, authentic Girl Friend Experience ...
The girl is wearing track pants, ugg boots, and a sloppy joe, no make up and her hair unbrushed.
You sit on a couch together watching My Kitchen Rules as she scoffs down a packet of Tim Tams.
You reach over and say "your looking sexy tonight babe" and try and give her a kiss or a carress and she recoils and scowls "bloody hell xxxxxx all you ever think about is sex, fuck off".
She then picks up her phone and starts talking to her girlfriend.
You go off into the other room, download an Asa Akira porno on your iphone and sneak in a quick wank.
That's the genuine GFE .. if any WL in Sydney is giving you any other service and passing it off as a genuine GFE you are being ripped off ;)
Are any shops offering the service I just mentioned above? Please PM me - Iwill pay top dollar for it! ;)

[Sergaent Brody]

I can pretend to be a woman ....

[AHLUNGOR]

Are any shops offering the service I just mentioned above? Please PM me - Iwill pay top dollar for it! ;)

Haha, you are very strange man !

So you would like to pay big money for a total rejection , no action , and to be swear at!!

I think I'll just settle for a good old RnT instead!

Cheers

[jellyshots]

Here is the genuine, authentic Girl Friend Experience ...
The girl is wearing track pants, ugg boots, and a sloppy joe, no make up and her hair unbrushed.
You sit on a couch together watching My Kitchen Rules as she scoffs down a packet of Tim Tams.
You reach over and say "your looking sexy tonight babe" and try and give her a kiss or a carress and she recoils and scowls "bloody hell xxxxxx all you ever think about is sex, fuck off".
She then picks up her phone and starts talking to her girlfriend.
You go off into the other room, download an Asa Akira porno on your iphone and sneak in a quick wank.
That's the genuine GFE .. if any WL in Sydney is giving you any other service and passing it off as a genuine GFE you are being ripped off ;)
Are any shops offering the service I just mentioned above? Please PM me - Iwill pay top dollar for it! ;)

Hahaha! You can get that from shop managers. Wait til they're watching some movie on their pc and then ask them if they want to go in the room for a session. I'm sure they'll tell you to piss off:)

[fairmont]

Why not just get a girlfriend or get married. Then you never have to leave your house.

[mongolian]

Rooter, I hope you were referring to the wife experience!! Any GF that matches your description should go straight to dumpsville!!

[Littlewonder]

Why not just get a girlfriend or get married. Then you never have to leave your house.

You got to be joking! They turn in to Nuns once they are married! Better off staying single that way at least you have a chance of getting laid. Once your married the only way to get laid is to pay a wl! Why do you think there are so many of us old farts on these forums.

[sei]

Rooter, I hope you were referring to the wife experience!! Any GF that matches your description should go straight to dumpsville!!

That's a little harsh?

I wonder how many husbands and boyfriends approach their wives or gfs by:
brushing their hair and teeth first
wearing their wives/gfs favourite cologne
changing out of those holey boxers
ask about her day, make her laugh, compliment her first in a way that isn't sexually charged...
initiating a stimulating round of foreplay that focuses more on the woman

just some ideas...