Eyra Massage Newmarket - Boil 'em up

[Akoop]

Not the most riveting of After Reports because I never actually did anything.

Visited this place recently because I was in the area. Had a bit of back and forth on WhatsApp, sent pictures of the girls that were supposedly on, labelled with names. This places advertises with pricing like a brothel, not a massage place. Fairly upfront with what is on offer and for how much.

Pulled up, reasonably discreet backdoor entrance, and asked to meet the girls before committing.

Was sat on an awkward stool in a pink lit room and introduced, brothel style, to two near-boilers (early 40's or higher) that could barely communicate in English and had wildly different names to the three girls that were supposedly on according to the pics in WhatsApp. Both had average to decent bodies I guess. One really smelt on ciggies.

But I was not feeling the vibe at all and I've been to spoiled by the range of young, hot things available in Brisbane, so I walked out.

So yeah, can't comment on the actual service here, but at least in my experience is a boiler shack. Someone else may have a different experience, but for me, it's probably just another lame northside place.

[Sydboii]

Not the most riveting of After Reports because I never actually did anything.

Visited this place recently because I was in the area. Had a bit of back and forth on WhatsApp, sent pictures of the girls that were supposedly on, labelled with names. This places advertises with pricing like a brothel, not a massage place. Fairly upfront with what is on offer and for how much.

Pulled up, reasonably discreet backdoor entrance, and asked to meet the girls before committing.

Was sat on an awkward stool in a pink lit room and introduced, brothel style, to two near-boilers (early 40's or higher) that could barely communicate in English and had wildly different names to the three girls that were supposedly on according to the pics in WhatsApp. Both had average to decent bodies I guess. One really smelt on ciggies.

But I was not feeling the vibe at all and I've been to spoiled by the range of young, hot things available in Brisbane, so I walked out.

So yeah, can't comment on the actual service here, but at least in my experience is a boiler shack. Someone else may have a different experience, but for me, it's probably just another lame northside place.

You did the right thing. Not enjoyable at all. Passed a dude on the way out and told him not to bother. He was back in his car by the time I got out the driveway.

[Gazlam]

Any better recommendations of where to go?

[Csgxtc]

Any better recommendations of where to go?

Blossom (Windsor) and Mints (Kelvin Grove) plus Feel Good (Lutwyche) are all pretty close. Search the forums and you’ll see the MLs that get highly recommended. Also Mints is a sister shop to Four Seasons and Aurora so some of the girls work across multiple shops.

Happy Punting padawan!