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MrPrince
27-09-2025, 03:59 PM
As the title says..

I’ve heard some horror stories from multiple members catching things in these shops. So, I’m compiling a list of girls to avoid so I can punt safely.

If you aren’t comfortable to share in the comments, please DM me - You’d be doing us a huge favour!

dicksonport
27-09-2025, 04:12 PM
As the title says..

I’ve heard some horror stories from multiple members catching things in these shops. So, I’m compiling a list of girls to avoid so I can punt safely.

If you aren’t comfortable to share in the comments, please DM me - You’d be doing us a huge favour!
That’s a big call. Did we advise shops beforehand?

fixatedperson
27-09-2025, 05:11 PM
Want to know how to punt safely? No BBFS or BBBJ. CBJ and covered FS only. Do it every time. That is better than any list you can compile.

secret0
27-09-2025, 05:22 PM
Haven't caught anything because there's a very obvious group of girls to avoid.

https://www.aus99forum.com/showthread.php?45117-New-Forum-Rule
Forum rule - bring it up with the shops, and if they don't deal with it the way they should, you're allowed to name and shame.

CharlieM
27-09-2025, 06:35 PM
MrNewbiePrince, if you're so shit scared of contracting an infection from 42G or N5M why don't you just avoid these shops all together and go to a shop where you are not at risk of catching anything. And when you find this shop could you please share it here so all us punters can go there.

bistro
27-09-2025, 06:39 PM
I think its not just no5 or 42g, all shops who employ FIFO girls (japanese or others) are high risk, because in their own countries, this is asked on permanent basis......

Those who has wife and children, retire now, dont take the risks, your punting life is over now.... hahahaha...

Those who is dating, dont get anything from these FIFO WL and pass it on to your girlfriend... or worse blame them for cheating while ur the one have sex outside...

CharlieM
27-09-2025, 06:57 PM
I think its not just no5 or 42g, all shops who employ FIFO girls (japanese or others) are high risk, because in their own countries, this is asked on permanent basis......

Those who has wife and children, retire now, dont take the risks, your punting life is over now.... hahahaha...

Those who is dating, dont get anything from these FIFO WL and pass it on to your girlfriend... or worse blame them for cheating while ur the one have sex outside...

I must be stupid "bistro" I read the OP start the thread "As title says...." your interpretation is of all shops not specifically did he call out 42G and N5M. I must have read it wrong.

11Bravo
27-09-2025, 07:28 PM
I must be stupid "bistro" I read the OP start the thread "As title says...." your interpretation is of all shops not specifically did he call out 42G and N5M. I must have read it wrong.

Well sure, if the OP is going to punt in ONLY those shops. But is that REALLY a realistic assumption (and you do know what they say about assume - makes an ass out of u and me). From a simple vet of OP's portfolio, seems he's interested in other shops, e.g. Rooty Hill Zen Massage, Ginza, 331 Concord, 107 Chill Massage, 3 Five Dock Massage... From what I've heard, STI's really don't respect shop boundaries.


Want to know how to punt safely? No BBFS or BBBJ. CBJ and covered FS only. Do it every time. That is better than any list you can compile.
And to fixated... that pesky little Herpes2... covered reduces, but ... do they even make ball-sack coverings? Safely is relative. Your sack touches the wrong place... "Skin in the genital area of a partner with genital herpes" (CDC). And Herpes2... he's your friend forever...


You’d be doing us a huge favour!
And OP, what the f*ck is this "us"? You planning on publishing a list or keeping it to yourself? Or is that Queen Victoria mode? I will say, CharlieM is correct in shop avoidance, though I'll add a list just gives a false sense of security. Only sure way is abstinence from all.

There's risks in everything: P4P; taking a shower; crossing a street (particularly dangerous if you're conditioned to look the wrong way); wrong place, wrong time... Individual risk analysis. As I have OFTEN heard: "Up to you".

hornedbeast
27-09-2025, 07:45 PM
Put raincoat on your pee-pee if so concerned

Double_Adapter
27-09-2025, 08:13 PM
I know a bloke who once caught the feels for a chick....poor bastard has never recovered.

ironmonk
27-09-2025, 08:27 PM
Put raincoat on your pee-pee if so concerned

Can still get herpes or HPV.

Like 11Bravo says, the only way to sleep sound at night is by abstaining.

MrPrince
27-09-2025, 10:52 PM
Everyone on here has made good points for sure. Myself and a few others have contracted something from BBBJs. I know, we should have known better. I’ve read on this forum that FIFO JP girls can be a bit of a risk but didn’t think BBBJs would be something I’d have to consider since I haven’t had an issue with it til now. Oh well - if anyone wants to DM me any details feel free. Otherwise, safe punting lads!

Vader
28-09-2025, 01:38 PM
Sexually transmitted infections are surging in Australia, prompting health experts to issue a warning.

There were 5866 diagnoses of syphilis and 44,210 gonorrhoea diagnoses in Australia in 2024 — double what they were a decade ago.

The majority of cases were in men, according to the Kirby Institute at UNSW Sydney.

bistro
28-09-2025, 02:00 PM
Everyone on here has made good points for sure. Myself and a few others have contracted something from BBBJs. I know, we should have known better. I’ve read on this forum that FIFO JP girls can be a bit of a risk but didn’t think BBBJs would be something I’d have to consider since I haven’t had an issue with it til now. Oh well - if anyone wants to DM me any details feel free. Otherwise, safe punting lads!

Hopefully you and few others recovered soon, brother...

Getting STD is like playing blackjack these days, chances are 1 out of 3, whereas in the past, its like lotteries, almost hard to get....

OmniMime
28-09-2025, 02:33 PM
I'm always taking tests before switching to different girls ... Though that does slow down my punting frequency.

StrangerDanger
28-09-2025, 04:38 PM
yeah I caught feelings for a girl 😔

andrewv
28-09-2025, 05:15 PM
I'm always taking tests before switching to different girls ... Though that does slow down my punting frequency.

But your regular girls are servicing many other men, not only you, and they can pick up infections from other men in between your most recent visit and the next one.
How does your strategy protect you? Serious question....!

andrewv
28-09-2025, 05:19 PM
Sexually transmitted infections are surging in Australia, prompting health experts to issue a warning.

There were 5866 diagnoses of syphilis and 44,210 gonorrhoea diagnoses in Australia in 2024 — double what they were a decade ago.

The majority of cases were in men, according to the Kirby Institute at UNSW Sydney.

Unlike syphilis and gonorrhoea, which can be treated with drugs, the real life-long infection that we all dread is HERPES. It's a virus that stays with you and keeps flaring up when you least expect it. It ruins many relationships and potential ones. If you're single and looking to meet a future partner/wife, you've got to confess that you're a herpes carrier.

MrPrince
28-09-2025, 06:41 PM
yeah I caught feelings for a girl 😔

Damn, that might be worse :(

MrPrince
28-09-2025, 06:46 PM
I'm always taking tests before switching to different girls ... Though that does slow down my punting frequency.


Yeah i’m going to have to take a bit of a break before I head out again for a proper punt. HJs only for now 😊

Vader
28-09-2025, 08:55 PM
Unlike syphilis and gonorrhoea, which can be treated with drugs, the real life-long infection that we all dread is HERPES. It's a virus that stays with you and keeps flaring up when you least expect it. It ruins many relationships and potential ones. If you're single and looking to meet a future partner/wife, you've got to confess that you're a herpes carrier.

Syphilis stays with you for life as well. Even when treated the anti bodies will show up in blood tests and you have to tell the doctor to mention it on the blood test requisition. Also, you can never donate blood, only plasma in Australia even when treated.

bistro
29-09-2025, 08:34 AM
The only thing that would make me feel safe again is all shops made announcement that they will make sure no girls will not be offering unprotected sex to customers...

In addition, instead of just penalty notes for customer asking for unprotected sex, it has to go both ways, if prostitute offering, we can report to host and change girls for no additional charges...

Double_Adapter
29-09-2025, 02:27 PM
The only thing that would make me feel safe again is all shops made announcement that they will make sure no girls will not be offering unprotected sex to customers...

In addition, instead of just penalty notes for customer asking for unprotected sex, it has to go both ways, if prostitute offering, we can report to host and change girls for no additional charges...

Good luck with that bro! Try and get that message across to all those so-called legit massage parlours with the big "No Sex” signs hanging in their rub 'n tug rooms.

11Bravo
29-09-2025, 07:17 PM
The only thing that would make me feel safe again is all shops made announcement that they will make sure no girls will not be offering unprotected sex to customers...

In addition, instead of just penalty notes for customer asking for unprotected sex, it has to go both ways, if prostitute offering, we can report to host and change girls for no additional charges...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=siwpn14IE7E

Sometimes you just have to light the afterburner...

bistro
29-09-2025, 08:44 PM
Good luck with that bro! Try and get that message across to all those so-called legit massage parlours with the big "No Sex” signs hanging in their rub 'n tug rooms.

I know... I know...
Its just me, after becoming a family man, lovely family, going punting with that type of risks feels like gambling with $1.10 odds, you need to put everything on the table to feel very almost next to nothing..

bistro
29-09-2025, 08:46 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=siwpn14IE7E

Sometimes you just have to light the afterburner...

Yeah-Nahhh...

Especially after seeing the stats from Vader on page 1.....

anonymouspunter2
29-09-2025, 08:58 PM
Stick with handjobs

roddar633
30-09-2025, 05:47 PM
Yeah I had Gonorrhea once but not recently. Think around 2 years back.

NC3
30-09-2025, 05:54 PM
Unlike syphilis and gonorrhoea, which can be treated with drugs, the real life-long infection that we all dread is HERPES. It's a virus that stays with you and keeps flaring up when you least expect it. It ruins many relationships and potential ones. If you're single and looking to meet a future partner/wife, you've got to confess that you're a herpes carrier.

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If you really look after your self / health / hygiene, herpes is not a problem at all. You will never have outbreak in your life because that is the only time that you can pass it to someone else.
Please be precise when you approach a sensitive topic like this.

NC3
30-09-2025, 06:02 PM
Syphilis stays with you for life as well. Even when treated the anti bodies will show up in blood tests and you have to tell the doctor to mention it on the blood test requisition. Also, you can never donate blood, only plasma in Australia even when treated.

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What you are saying is correct but only 'treponemal antibody tests (like EIA/CLIA) detect antibodies that often remain in the body for life', but you don't have to take these tests because the right one is the non-treponemal test (like RPR) and in that case if the treatment for syphilis is 100% successful the test [ RPR ] will be negative.

NC3
30-09-2025, 06:12 PM
In 'general talk' under an old thread about sti, I have commented how you can have a strong shield against sti's after your session. You can reduce the possibilities to catch something but nothing more than this, and also antibiotics are not lollies.

SlippinJimmy
30-09-2025, 07:28 PM
Most of the time I hear of punters and stds it's usually at massage joint hookups not fs joints 🤷

Vader
30-09-2025, 07:33 PM
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What you are saying is correct but only 'treponemal antibody tests (like EIA/CLIA) detect antibodies that often remain in the body for life', but you don't have to take these tests because the right one is the non-treponemal test (like RPR) and in that case if the treatment for syphilis is 100% successful the test [ RPR ] will be negative.

You need to get your facts right. Read what I said carefully...

11Bravo
30-09-2025, 10:15 PM
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If you really look after your self / health / hygiene, herpes is not a problem at all. You will never have outbreak in your life because that is the only time that you can pass it to someone else.
Please be precise when you approach a sensitive topic like this.

One of the triggers of flare-ups is stress, so just don't get stressed. Easily done these days... just be like Alfred E. Newman...

Roydemeo
30-09-2025, 11:22 PM
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If you really look after your self / health / hygiene, herpes is not a problem at all. You will never have outbreak in your life because that is the only time that you can pass it to someone else.
Please be precise when you approach a sensitive topic like this.

Found the punter with herpes

cplurt2
01-10-2025, 11:16 AM
I went to one of the sex clinics and it sucks you almost have to lie to get a complete test . Anyway came back clean but was prompted to get the hep C shots and the monkeypox ones. So I'm abstaining for the next three months minus an handy here and there

MrPrince
01-10-2025, 11:51 AM
Looks like 42 started posting updates on the last time the girls have been checked which is awesome. Gives us a more confidence to punt. Hope this becomes a norm across all WL shops.

Vader
01-10-2025, 01:55 PM
Looks like 42 started posting updates on the last time the girls have been checked which is awesome. Gives us a more confidence to punt. Hope this becomes a norm across all WL shops.

Doesn't make that much difference as it only proves they were clean when the test was taken. They could catch something off the next bloke they see.

Linza Giz
01-10-2025, 02:54 PM
Doesn't make that much difference as it only proves they were clean when the test was taken. They could catch something off the next bloke they see.

Yes but atleast we know they are getting tested, and how regularly so the chance of the girl unknowingly infecting others on mass is much lower. It good agree other shops should do this

Jollyrogermench
01-10-2025, 07:24 PM
Looks like 42 started posting updates on the last time the girls have been checked which is awesome. Gives us a more confidence to punt. Hope this becomes a norm across all WL shops.

Where is this? Not on the website

11Bravo
01-10-2025, 08:14 PM
Yes but atleast we know they are getting tested, and how regularly so the chance of the girl unknowingly infecting others on mass is much lower. It good agree other shops should do this

I agree. Of course, you ARE relying on the word of the shops. And the girls. Are the records on file originals with stamps or just photocopies?

GoldfishMan
01-10-2025, 08:25 PM
As if every STI bullet you take will have "From XXX (care of shop YYY) with love" written on it.

NC3
02-10-2025, 12:46 PM
One of the triggers of flare-ups is stress, so just don't get stressed. Easily done these days... just be like Alfred E. Newman...

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yes is true ... but stress has levels.
Maybe you are stressing all the time, and your cortisol levels are high, but this does not apply to all people. Short term stress that is very common is manageable.
If you really look after yourself in any level, herpes is not a problem at all.

lyonesse
02-10-2025, 01:12 PM
As the title says..

I’ve heard some horror stories from multiple members catching things in these shops. So, I’m compiling a list of girls to avoid so I can punt safely.

If you aren’t comfortable to share in the comments, please DM me - You’d be doing us a huge favour!

Hi, can you please DM me and share the details?

andrewv
02-10-2025, 04:37 PM
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If you really look after your self / health / hygiene, herpes is not a problem at all. You will never have outbreak in your life because that is the only time that you can pass it to someone else.
Please be precise when you approach a sensitive topic like this.

Hmmm, you want me to "be precise when you approach a sensitive topic like this". What if I told you that I am in the medical field. Many years of education and practice. You dismiss herpes as if it's a scratch on your car. Amazing.

Jollyrogermench
02-10-2025, 08:32 PM
Any update on your source for this

Jollyrogermench
02-10-2025, 08:32 PM
Looks like 42 started posting updates on the last time the girls have been checked which is awesome. Gives us a more confidence to punt. Hope this becomes a norm across all WL shops.

Sorry what’s your source for this?

Vader
02-10-2025, 09:48 PM
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If you really look after your self / health / hygiene, herpes is not a problem at all. You will never have outbreak in your life because that is the only time that you can pass it to someone else.
Please be precise when you approach a sensitive topic like this.

You have absolutely no idea what you are talking about unfortunately. You can catch herpes even if the person you're with is not having an outbreak, because the virus can be transmitted through asymptomatic shedding, where the virus is present on the skin without causing any visible symptoms.

MrPrince
02-10-2025, 09:59 PM
Sorry what’s your source for this?

https://thenightshade.com.au/profile/olivia-1/

didn't see this in the past.

NC3
03-10-2025, 01:25 AM
are you in medical field, and from where do you think I have the knowledge? from google?
herpes is real and exist but if you really look after yourself [ the whole pack ] the possibilities to have outbreak are so low.

NC3
03-10-2025, 01:32 AM
the possibilities to get herpes from asymptomatic person are very low.
If you think in that way then don't fly again, don't swim in the ocean etc. Many activities in life have some level of risk.

knowledge, prevention and responsibility are must ... but we say not to the fear.

Jollyrogermench
03-10-2025, 02:18 AM
https://thenightshade.com.au/profile/olivia-1/

didn't see this in the past.

Ah I see. Just for 1 girl

Vader
03-10-2025, 12:20 PM
the possibilities to get herpes from asymptomatic person are very low.
If you think in that way then don't fly again, don't swim in the ocean etc. Many activities in life have some level of risk.

knowledge, prevention and responsibility are must ... but we say not to the fear.

I am just pointing out your lack of knowledge on the subject.

1inchguy
03-10-2025, 12:48 PM
As the title says..

I’ve heard some horror stories from multiple members catching things in these shops. So, I’m compiling a list of girls to avoid so I can punt safely.

If you aren’t comfortable to share in the comments, please DM me - You’d be doing us a huge favour!

Does punters catching feelings count?

Double_Adapter
03-10-2025, 01:36 PM
Does punters catching feelings count?

This shit’s endemic, bro… I’d wager my left testicle that more blokes are catching the feels in shops than they are catching STIs.

Next thing you know, cunts will be falling head over heels for AI and autonomous chatbots. Word is, half the content on OF (aka Only Simps) is just synthetic digital knock-ups made by some cunt cashing in on thirsty and desperate simps.

Society as a whole is completely fucked!

https://www.wired.com/story/onlyfans-models-are-using-ai-impersonators-to-keep-up-with-their-dms/

NC3
03-10-2025, 02:01 PM
I believe you lack knowledge of the subject.

1inchguy
03-10-2025, 05:00 PM
This shit’s endemic, bro… I’d wager my left testicle that more blokes are catching the feels in shops than they are catching STIs.

Next thing you know, cunts will be falling head over heels for AI and autonomous chatbots. Word is, half the content on OF (aka Only Simps) is just synthetic digital knock-ups made by some cunt cashing in on thirsty and desperate simps.

Society as a whole is completely fucked!

https://www.wired.com/story/onlyfans-models-are-using-ai-impersonators-to-keep-up-with-their-dms/

Yeah I gave OF a go to see whats the fuss is about ans straight i knew its fake. Their spamming messages are all agency/ai/bot base. They do eventually reply to you but how do you know its them? And their price is expensive USD.. You're better off punting

Double_Adapter
03-10-2025, 05:15 PM
I caught COVID from a shop, does that count?

whispurr
05-10-2025, 01:27 AM
I saw Kotori at n5m who was rostered only for 3 days and didn’t catch anything. This was 2 weeks ago.

11Bravo
06-10-2025, 08:20 AM
I saw Kotori at n5m who was rostered only for 3 days and didn’t catch anything. This was 2 weeks ago.

I'm still not all that familiar with the AUS99 standards... does this count as an AR?

skylineboy
06-10-2025, 11:09 AM
If your scared of catching something don’t fuckin go

Miclop
06-10-2025, 01:23 PM
Hmmm, you want me to "be precise when you approach a sensitive topic like this". What if I told you that I am in the medical field. Many years of education and practice. You dismiss herpes as if it's a scratch on your car. Amazing.

Well AndrewV, can you please enlighten me further on the seriousness of herpes?

Are not all serious medical contagious diseases, and not just sexual ones, required to have mandatory national medical reporting by medical practitioners encountering them? If so, why is Herpes not on this list?

The list by the way includes, gonorrhoea, syphilis, hepatitis, HIV, and others, but not herpes,
https://www.health.gov.au/topics/communicable-diseases/nationally-notifiable-diseases/list

Miclop
06-10-2025, 01:28 PM
Does punters catching feelings count?

Catching the feels from sexual activity, be it P4P, or real life is way more life destroying, and possibly life creating :surprise:, than any STI will ever be...

Miclop
06-10-2025, 01:30 PM
are you in medical field, and from where do you think I have the knowledge? from google?
herpes is real and exist but if you really look after yourself [ the whole pack ] the possibilities to have outbreak are so low.

OK, I will bite here, and seriously too.
NC3, what do you think about restrained usage of post exposure treatment approaches to minimalise risks, like Prep, and Doxy-Prep?
Is it dangerous in the way someone mentioned of treating antibiotics as if they were candies?

Double_Adapter
06-10-2025, 02:58 PM
The list by the way includes, gonorrhoea, syphilis, hepatitis, HIV, and others, but not herpes,
https://www.health.gov.au/topics/communicable-diseases/nationally-notifiable-diseases/list

No fucken way!!! Yellow Fever is on that list.....we're screwed boys.

11Bravo
06-10-2025, 03:30 PM
No fucken way!!! Yellow Fever is on that list.....we're screwed boys.

Almost replied another way, but as I was typing, your post hit me... LOL.

Miclop
06-10-2025, 08:23 PM
No fucken way!!! Yellow Fever is on that list.....we're screwed boys.

I missed that one in the list as I was trying to as l a serious question of our medically esteemed punting compatriots.
But I am pleased it raised a laugh for you, and also now for me with your reply.

Or maybe it was an intentional Freudian slip on my behalf, as my preferences are very definitely in the direction of brown fever...

VERY VERY_HARMSUP
11-10-2025, 07:49 PM
https://thenightshade.com.au/profile/olivia-1/

didn't see this in the past.


Ah I see. Just for 1 girl

Interesting that its only for 1 girl ... even more interesting is its not a J Girl

VERY VERY_HARMSUP
11-10-2025, 07:49 PM
As the title says..

I’ve heard some horror stories from multiple members catching things in these shops. So, I’m compiling a list of girls to avoid so I can punt safely.

If you aren’t comfortable to share in the comments, please DM me - You’d be doing us a huge favour!

thanks mate for being the brave one and starting this thread... also i just PM you on this matter

Seafood
11-10-2025, 08:21 PM
While not an sti, many times I’ve caught flu, colds Eric from punting, feel like shit for a week, whenever I see girl sniffling now I am very wary

touchthesky
11-10-2025, 09:29 PM
Actually you're more likely to catch STI in Surry Hills.

11Bravo
11-10-2025, 09:48 PM
I've frequently caught the dreaded virus, Depletus Fundus, at a number of shops. Unfortunately, only cure is hard labor. If you're lucky, cured in a week, maybe a biweek, worst case a month.

priapus1966
12-10-2025, 12:05 AM
I've frequently caught the dreaded virus, Depletus Fundus, at a number of shops. Unfortunately, only cure is hard labor. If you're lucky, cured in a week, maybe a week, worst case a month.

I know what you meant by Depletus Fundus but the Fundus is an actual term for a structure in the Uterus which has a part to play in conception. But still worth a smile!

Assandlegs
12-10-2025, 10:16 AM
Interesting that its only for 1 girl ... even more interesting is its not a J GirlI've been around the block a few times and we usually see this when dumb fuckers are spreading rumours about catching something from this girl or that girl.

Girl gets tested and comes back clean and the shop puts it on their profile for a bit until the fuss fades away.

Rumours are the shittiest thing as it will instantly destroy a girl's reputation.


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NC3
12-10-2025, 01:23 PM
OK, I will bite here, and seriously too.
NC3, what do you think about restrained usage of post exposure treatment approaches to minimalise risks, like Prep, and Doxy-Prep?
Is it dangerous in the way someone mentioned of treating antibiotics as if they were candies?

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Hi Miclop
nice to talk with you.

It is no healthy [ in general ] to take any antibiotics because are destroying the microbiome in the guts [ I mentioned the guts specifically because heathy guts mean a healthy person] and not only.
Now, to take as a shield [ because 100% protection doesn't exist ] 200mg [ in 24hours window ] of Doxy after a 'naughty' session [ for to prevent as a %, syphilis, chlamydia, mycoplasma, trichomoniasis, UTI, staphylococcus and streptococcus ] ... is something that any responsible individual need to balance all the pros and cons and decide if wants to proceed or not.

Personal, I talk with real doctors [ doctors who have not sponsors], I talk with people who use peptides [ I use as well ], I talk with sport coaches, I talk with doctors who believe in alternative medicine. - I say all these because I believe 'truth' can be found in all aspects.

Double_Adapter
12-10-2025, 02:42 PM
I've frequently caught the dreaded virus, Depletus Fundus, at a number of shops. Unfortunately, only cure is hard labor. If you're lucky, cured in a week, maybe a biweek, worst case a month.

I had a mate who caught a fungal foot infection from a brothel shower. So in the spirit of science and community service, here’s the official list of the things you can catch in a brothel:
- Feelings
- Yellow fever
- STIs/STDs
- Covid, flu, colds
- Athletes foot
- Depletus Fundus
- Post nut clarity paralysis
- Addiction to “just one more punt”

1inchguy
14-10-2025, 09:34 AM
I had a mate who caught a fungal foot infection from a brothel shower. So in the spirit of science and community service, here’s the official list of the things you can catch in a brothel:
- Feelings
- Yellow fever
- STIs/STDs
- Covid, flu, colds
- Athletes foot
- Depletus Fundus
- Post nut clarity paralysis
- Addiction to “just one more punt”

Dont forget balanitis if youre allergic to the soap.