Punting is cooked now

[Pattyherb]

I had a 6 month break from punting, deciding to dip my toes in again.

Jeezzz, prices are double for extras in some places now. Also, the girls either have a very shit attitude as soon as you walk in the door or very very VEEERRRRYYYY pushy (dont like it).

Some senile boomer walks in just after me: probably after popping a blue pill and I hear the loud tip tap from the heels running down the hall "DARLING I MISS YOU, SO GLAD YOU COME BACK TO SEE ME" and she is grabbing his balls and all (I saw plenty of this delusional scum in markati) I'm starting to agree with albos super tax.

Went home had a wank and a smoke and feel really good.

This weekend I might just spend $50 and have a drink in newtown watch some live music and pickup up some fatherless leftist, pretent I'm into feminism and social justice then fuck her the back of the car or her place depending if she looks like she showers (some do anal if they have had enough to drink).

[ColesBag]

Fucking lol at the last paragraph. Best laugh I've had all week.

[dewayne]

I don't think right wing dick is in all that high demand but good luck mate

[Pattyherb]

Nothing says right wing like going for a punt, having wank then a smoke. True Warren ss behaviour

[MasterPaizuri]

I don't think right wing dick is in all that high demand but good luck mate

LMAO but they're all soooooooo Alpha????

🤣🤣🤣

[tkicks]

Most punters are right wingers... the lefties struggle to ponce enough money off the government to afford it

[Punt2Win]

Most punters are right wingers... the lefties struggle to ponce enough money off the government to afford it

I thought lefties lacked the required free testosterone to become aroused.

[SlippinJimmy]

This weekend I might just spend $50 and have a drink in newtown watch some live music and pickup up some fatherless leftist, pretent I'm into feminism and social justice then fuck her the back of the car or her place depending if she looks like she showers (some do anal if they have had enough to drink).
Don't forget to Yell free Palestine like a retard and wear an abo tshirt.

[Double_Adapter]

Don't forget to Yell free Palestine like a retard and wear an abo tshirt.

What do we want? Sex workers!
When do we want it? Now!

Next thing, some bloke will come up with a "Welcome to Punting" ceremony

[Punt2Win]

Next thing, some bloke will come up with a "Welcome to Punting" ceremony

That comment made laugh out loud like an idiot in public. Thanks

[schloong]

What do we want? Sex workers!
When do we want it? Now!

Next thing, some bloke will come up with a "Welcome to Punting" ceremony


That's pure gold right there mate! :shout:

[SlippinJimmy]

What do we want? Sex workers!
When do we want it? Now!

Next thing, some bloke will come up with a "Welcome to Punting" ceremony

uncle cocksucker colin, is cashing in; easy punting money!

[CharlieM]

Jokes aside...I sympathise with Pattyherb. Last year from August till early 2025 had a forced abstinence from punting. Had some memorable punts leading up to it over the past few years. But this year struggling to reach the same heights pre mid 2024. Seriously thinking of giving up punting as finding that I'm just going to shops to blow a load and as Patty stated, I can achieve the same result on my own.
When I think about it, if I never knew any better and started punting this year, I would have thought "this is as good as it gets" and probably been happy. But unfortunately I know different

As an old mate of mine use to say
"Wank wank money in the bank"

[HiredGoon]

This thread took a weird turn. But I'm sure PattyHerb is a super handsome alpha dude who could pick up anyone he wants. Even someone he despises.

[HiredGoon]

Next thing, some bloke will come up with a "Welcome to Punting" ceremony

Or some kind of shitty punting anthem that we have to stand up and sing along to!

[albion79]

What do we want? Sex workers!
When do we want it? Now!

Next thing, some bloke will come up with a "Welcome to Punting" ceremony

Hahahaha, that's great! :shout:

[ColesBag]

What do we want? Sex workers!
When do we want it? Now!

Next thing, some bloke will come up with a "Welcome to Punting" ceremony

We pay respect to experienced and emerging pussy.

[Rlks1]

Yep with the young Thai girls upping their prices to $80 for a nude hand job. Will drop down to once a month. Really not worth it anymore

[stallionmachine123]

Yep with the young Thai girls upping their prices to $80 for a nude hand job. Will drop down to once a month. Really not worth it anymore

$100 more like my bro. Went today to Cosy Thai massage in Petersham paid $100 for 30 mins which included the NHJ however she didnt remove bra and panties.

I paid another $50 for body slide she still didnt remove and it was barely a body slide.

[Rlks1]

I was told it will now start at 80, 120 and 200+

I’m sure there will still be quality, just have to find it

[Double_Adapter]

We pay respect to experienced and emerging pussy.

...you blokes are too funny!

Welcome to Punting
We’d like to acknowledge the traditional brothels and rub 'n tugs of this land, and pay our respects to punters past, present, and emerging. We also extend that respect to all sex workers and massage ladies continuing on the trade today.

[Shitsyeah]

...you blokes are too funny!

Welcome to Punting
We’d like to acknowledge the traditional brothels and rub 'n tugs of this land, and pay our respects to punters past, present, and emerging. We also extend that respect to all sex workers and massage ladies continuing on the trade today.


HEAR HEAR
HEAR HEAR

[Bangers1111]

Unfortunately, punting is susceptible to the law of diminishing returns. If you walk out of a punt the was well priced, top service and she was smoking hot, chances are it's not going to get any better than that in the future, even if you go see the same girl again.

Everything else goes up in price, it only makes sense that punting will too, regrettably.

[justincase]

I see prices going up but what do the punters get in return?

[schloong]

I see prices going up but what do the punters get in return?

Pretty simple really - empty wallets!

[11Bravo]

Pretty simple really - empty wallets!

And empty balls... there does seem to be a correlation there.

[CharlieM]

Its not the price of a punt going up that bothers me, its the lack of bang for your bucks that pisses me off. The rate is more hit than miss than it ever was.

Some of the prices they are asking on E&B are ridiculous. Some charging up to $500 for 30 minutes. Don't know how they do it. But there must be punters out there willing to part with that sort of money.

[SlippinJimmy]

...you blokes are too funny!

Welcome to Punting
We’d like to acknowledge the traditional brothels and rub 'n tugs of this land, and pay our respects to punters past, present, and emerging. We also extend that respect to all sex workers and massage ladies continuing on the trade today.

Had to add this to my signature :D

[andrewv]

It is about to make better sense to reduce the frequency of going to shops and to simply pay $300 for everything at a brothel. You don't have to have FS there if you don't want it, but for massage shops to start charging a total of almost $200 for nude body slide and touching... the additional $100 becomes small given the girl will shower with you and be nude from the first minute.

Any agreements or disagreements with this view?

[andrewv]

It is about to make better sense to reduce the frequency of going to shops and to simply pay $300 for everything at a brothel. You don't have to have FS there if you don't want it, but for massage shops to start charging a total of almost $200 for nude body slide and touching... the additional $100 becomes small given the girl will shower with you and be nude from the first minute.

Any agreements or disagreements with this view?

[trampslikeus55]

It is about to make better sense to reduce the frequency of going to shops and to simply pay $300 for everything at a brothel. You don't have to have FS there if you don't want it, but for massage shops to start charging a total of almost $200 for nude body slide and touching... the additional $100 becomes small given the girl will shower with you and be nude from the first minute.

Any agreements or disagreements with this view?
It's a logical argument. But even then the $300 for the hour is starting to disappear. 😎

[11Bravo]

The mournful wail of the punter, heard throughout time and in every land. Prices up, services down.

Maybe there's an alt.universe for sex workers. But for the general population, cost of living is up, food, utilities, transportation, rent... I'm sure that your company's customers, your individual clients, are saying the same thing: prices up, services down. Any supermarket: prices up, smaller package; shrinkflation. Works for more than food. You willing to absorb all those overhead costs without passing on some to the clients? Good for you. Maybe you can. You have a pension, a retirement plan match, planning to spend 30 years in the same career? And yes, I am aware that some providers do spend 30 years in the industry, satiating the desires of the GILF hunters (or the Cheap Charlies). But most, hopefully, plan to move on. They don't have 30 years to build their retirement plan. Yea, they don't pay taxes on their income... but most are supporting two households, at least the expats I know. Some members complained about C-section scars or stretch marks... do they consider the cause, and that education is not free in some other countries? Don't think anybody here is passing up a raise paid for by a company's increased billing to clients.

Go be an expat in a foreign country, working a shit job. Save your money, put in the time, the work, then complain about the prices expat workers charge.

I'm not happy about it, but just a fact of life. When that box of Frosty Flakes is just not worth it, then, it's just not. Corn Flakes it is. Or just skip breakfast.

[Punt2Win]

Unlike shrinkflation however, her box doesn't get smaller.

[ditchtheboss]

Punting is better than ever. It is just an expensive hobby. For those who know me from the may years of punting and shenanigans, i am punting a lot less now and only when it is convenient. It is much more enjoyable now. Instead of one regular i now have a few regulars that i see when it is convenient.

I am travelling a lot now and i always try to stop by one of the ginzas either on the way to the airport or on the way home. I have been seeing the best service girls and sometimes the odd J worker. Had a great J double the other day at empire. I picked one girl and let reception pick the second, it was great.

I also go to 42G when it is convenient and i see a couple of the local C girls who are always happy to see me, sometimes i try one of their J girls if they look good.

Punting is not cooked, if you can’t afford it perhaps pickup sewing or cooking or something else. The shops are always busy and the popular girls seem to be always booked out.

The oldest profession in history is alive and well

[justincase]

I’m guessing because I don’t know, but a WL at a brothel working five days brings home $5000 a week.

Isn’t that enough?

Can’t they survive on $5000 per week?

Why should she then ramp up her hourly rate to then be able to take home $6000 a week?

What’s her justification?

None of them are stunning, at best some are better than average. That being the case why do they deserve EXTRA money?

For the extra money what extra are they bringing to the table? Nothing.

[Vader]

I’m guessing because I don’t know, but a WL at a brothel working five days brings home $5000 a week.

Isn’t that enough?

Can’t they survive on $5000 per week?

Why should she then ramp up her hourly rate to then be able to take home $6000 a week?

What’s her justification?

None of them are stunning, at best some are better than average. That being the case why do they deserve EXTRA money?

For the extra money what extra are they bringing to the table? Nothing.

They do it because they can.

[ditchtheboss]

They do it because they can.
Exactly and we keep on paying.

[justincase]

They do it because they can.

Sure they can but whether it’s beneficial to them in the long term is another matter. So I’ve stepped away from a couple because for the same money I can get younger, prettier, better dressed and fitter WLs.

They increased their rate so I went looking further afield. I still tip on top but now the other women get my business.

Let them all bump up their rate and see who walks in or out…

[Stubbies4Lyf]

...you blokes are too funny!

Welcome to Punting
We’d like to acknowledge the traditional brothels and rub 'n tugs of this land, and pay our respects to punters past, present, and emerging. We also extend that respect to all sex workers and massage ladies continuing on the trade today.

This is brilliant

[carmen farquis]

What do we want? Sex workers!
When do we want it? Now!

Next thing, some bloke will come up with a "Welcome to Punting" ceremony

can get someone who's great grandmother was a wl so they identify as wl to perform the ceremony.


Should only cost about $30k

[Punt2Win]

Before the ceremony begins, a giant bottle of Listerine is passed around to everyone, known as "the cleansing ritual".

[HiredGoon]

I’m guessing because I don’t know, but a WL at a brothel working five days brings home $5000 a week.

Isn’t that enough?

Can’t they survive on $5000 per week?

Why should she then ramp up her hourly rate to then be able to take home $6000 a week?

What’s her justification?

None of them are stunning, at best some are better than average. That being the case why do they deserve EXTRA money?

For the extra money what extra are they bringing to the table? Nothing.

When did deserving come into it? It's capitalism, pure and simple.

[HiredGoon]

can get someone who's great grandmother was a wl so they identify as wl to perform the ceremony.


Should only cost about $30k

Strange figure to pull out of your arse.

[ironmonk]

Girlfriend / FWB starting to seem a bit more cost effective.

"It's cheaper in the long run" excuse makes sense assuming you drop $300 or so and move on, but the hidden cost for time/energy is always checking this fucking forum or the rosters lol

[justincase]

When did deserving come into it? It's capitalism, pure and simple.

You either accept it and pay the money or you dont.

[Double_Adapter]

Before the ceremony begins, a giant bottle of Listerine is passed around to everyone, known as "the cleansing ritual".

A Welcome to Country sets you back about $300-$700 a pop, and a Smoking Ceremony costs between $700-$1500.

By comparison, Welcome to Punting comes in at roughly $200-$300 per punt, and the Listerine Cleansing Ritual costs about $10-$15 a bottle.

It's a no brainer.....